Then the US decided there was no such thing as NAFTA when it came to softwood lumber. And then they decimated our entire forest industry with an outrageous 'tariff'.
Monty Python sucks. When you see guys like Bob Hope and Bing Crosby in the Road movies, now that's REAL humor. Or some early Jack Benny maybe, but this sort of stuff is total crap.
I'm goin fishin now.
my new wife watches the fucking olympics 24/7. she says its exciting, but all she does is make mooing noises and eat popcorn. thank fuck i can go out to the bar and get away from her. she sits on the couch all the time stuffing her face with shit and saying things like hes hot and hes good and hes wonderful. every now and then i lie down beside her and stick it in her ass but im bored already. she doesnt even stop eating. still, in a few weeks time the pre nup will kick in and ill get all the cash.
it wouldnt be so bad but she looks like bart simpson. i shut my eyes but the pictures still there. ive tried getting her ietersted in toys but she just tries to make them run round the floor. advice?
Thanks. I do have a 44 magnum with a huge bayonet affixed to it, perhaps we could settle things with that. (I don't intend on getting close enough to use the bayonet.)
Ignore my demeanor of a "Gun happy American". It's not my fault where I was born. It could be worse. I might have been one of those whiny pain-in-the-ass chinks. Or infinity. Either would have sucked for all of us. (I'd rather be a chink, personally.)
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