Monkeycycle

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1 year ago
WHAT THE .....???
1 year ago
FUCK!!
1 year ago
up
1 year ago
Was that a monkey..........or just a butt ugly kid?
1 year ago
It was our old friend, Useddouchebag it seem his past has caught up with him.
1 year ago
U gots it all wrong. Dats my couzin Dre. He bin ridin' da motacycle cinc he be 3 year old. Givum hell, Dre!
1 year ago
Wow i gotta agree with the other posters WTF?????????????
1 year ago
FUCK!!!
1 year ago
Monkeys are smart dude
1 year ago
Dudes?
1 year ago
no. monkeys are smart, dude.
1 year ago
monkeys are smart ,dudes are dummer than dirt
1 year ago
Crass correction but it's spelt 'dumber'
1 year ago
Shades of "The Planet of the Apes"
1 year ago
I have not travelled as much as many of you, but have stark recollections of our visits to France, and the cycelists there are patently in-freaking -sane.

This little guy could give lessons over in France, IMHO.
1 year ago
Well all he really does is sit on it and the dude pulls the chord.

But he does wait for the traffic to clear up. although he could be following commands, idk.
1 year ago
Chaz you're a butt kisser
1 year ago
Liked the video....but not the f word comments from some of you
1 year ago
It doesn't really happen that much here. I for one just can't help myself sometimes.....I have mild teret-like tendencies.
1 year ago
hey heidi...join my lonesome club that supports ideas, thought, substance, debate, and even disagreement...all without resorting to the baser terms of our very rich language.

I have occasionally lapsed, mea culpa, but not terribly. The "f" bomb is a favorite of the more juvenile posts, I think to show their adult sophisitcation, and disdain for conventional thought.

Then again, don't exclude all posts on the basis of vulgarity...I have learned a great deal from some very intelligent posters who (whether emotionally, or just as a matter of past habits, or whatever) resort to trash talk to color their opinions.

There are some very, very smart folks here....read their substance and let the words sit aside, momentarily. If the smut is there for smut sake...don't respond...ignoring these shallow posters is the best idea. If there is substance in the post, then you have some options....respond to the substance intelligently, and, then if you want, note your feelings about how the bad words did not add anything to their contribution.

If you do these things, you'll be doing better than I do.

Welcome to the interesting, if unmanaged, world of Glumbert.
1 year ago
OHHhhh, Well Heidi, Been a member 7 hrs and I've upset your sensitive morality already ? Tell you what, Try and find more posts from me using the "f bomb" word! That, and try contributing more then once and I may offer an apology to you.

until then please continue to enjoy the play ground,and remember "NO RUNNING"!!
1 year ago
Heidinikki, are you a couple? VERY GL WM interested here!!! Please see myprofile for more information...
1 year ago
1 year ago
Is that inappropriate? I guess... once is not... a few times is.... but that many is just ridiculous.
1 year ago
don't they have helmet laws over there???
1 year ago
Holy shit, this could be the first vid that gymyg hasn't posted 3 or 4 times on.
Gymy if you're out there find a new hobby or learn how to write in simple declarative sentences, THAT MAKE SENSE!!!
1 year ago
Why are you so worried about me, or what I write? Go smack your buddy in the face.
1 year ago
Fantastic! In no way is this drivel.
1 year ago
Mais si le sange n'est pas dans le arbre, c'est pas vrai!

Pourquoi?

Evolution.
1 year ago
Thats freaking awesome, even waited for the cars to pass before speeding off lmao :D:D
1 year ago
Monkeys. Yes - fascinating creatures. In Dar es Salaam I saw Colobus monkeys that had been trained by street hawkers to fire air rifles at each other. They could even load them with pellets.
They were lined up in groups of three about 30 feet from each other and then, on an instruction, they would shoot. The idea was that people would bet on which monkey would first manage to hit another one. I watched for almost half an hour and only one of them scored a hit. Unfortunately, it was the monkey I'd bet 10,000 shillings on that got hit! Most of the pellets went way too high or low, but their angle of fire was pretty good.
The one that was hit was knocked backwards, but the pellet hadn't penetrated its thick fur.
Apparently, the authorities have been trying to stamp this out for a long time, ever since an English tourist's child was caught in crossfire and lost an eye. It made the news over most of East Africa, but nobody was really bothered.
I was told there was a place about six kilometers away where baboon fighting was commonplace. I didn't go, but I was told bets were made, and some of the baboons got pretty badly hurt.
1 year ago
A buddy of mine once paid 2 bucks many years ago to fight an orangutan in a ring for obne round. Got his tuffguy ass handed to him.
1 year ago
Baboons kill leopards when they gang up.

Not sure they'll listen to africans.

;-)
1 year ago
I bet he did SB! Lucky he wasn't ripped limb from limb. Orangs are incredibly strong - much stronger than chimps, and I believe they can pull ten times what a man can.
I had a mate who boxed a roo in Alice Springs. He was doing ok until it actually hit him, and then it was lights out big style!
1 year ago
now that I think of it, isn't everything in SE Asia 2 bucks???
1 year ago
sinkingboat69 its only $2 if you really want to spend big.
1 year ago
No.

50 rounds of 9mm with a beretta came to $58 this last weekend. Strangely it was at an indoor shooting range in the same building as a transvestite cabaret bar called tiffanies in Pattaya; an advertising festival was being held there so shooting stuff was the best relief.
1 year ago
mako so you were in a transvestite cabaret bar that would have been music to my ears a few weeks ago.

LOL!
1 year ago
Chaz... you're a butt kisser.
1 year ago
and Heidi... fuck.

LOL just kidding!
1 year ago
Holy shit.

And just where the fu--I mean---FUDGE.....have YOU been??
1 year ago
Canuck

If you are interested I can give you the methadone/ slimfast diet plan. It worked for Anna Nichol I mean until she died, but really she lost a lot of weight.
She was looking good at the end.
1 year ago
Why?

Do you have some left over, because you finally reached your optimal weight of being 65.9 lbs. (soaking wet)?
1 year ago
Jeeez, forget it I was just trying to be helpful.
1 year ago
Sign in with the right name next time.

That would be helpful.

Thank you.

That is all.
1 year ago
Doh! -Yet another pesky alias management problem?
1 year ago
Peanut, are you a necrophiliac or just a dick?
1 year ago
I want a monkey that has its own Harley.
1 year ago
I have to admit gooks can be cute when they are kids.
1 year ago
you'd be cute with a gunshot wound to the fore brain.
1 year ago
Here we go I got a nibble.

With a name like stoutkraut I would have thought you would more sympathetic to my views.

(real it in slowly let the rod do the work)
1 year ago
wanna see somehing ....
connect the dots....

Bush Closer To Bombing Iran
By Matthew Rothschild
The Progressive - UK
3-30-8

The odds of Bush bombing Iran have gone up dramatically this week.

There's just no other way to rationally interpret the resignation of Admiral William Fallon as head of Centcom.

Fallon resigned, and more likely was pushed out, after Esquire published an article on him entitled "The Man Between War and Peace." It said he was the one standing in the way of Bush bombing Iran.

He's not standing in the way any longer.

Actually, his rival, General David Petraeus, is now more powerful than ever. And as the Esquire article noted, Petraeus has said: "You cannot win in Iraq solely in Iraq."

Fallon seemed to understand the risk he was taking when he took the job as head of Centcom. He told Esquire: "Career capping? How about career detonating?"

Fallon's fate as a weathervane for war with Iran has been clear since the time of his confirmation, when he told a source that an attack on Iran "will not happen on my watch." His watch just stopped.Worried Yet? Saudis Prep
For 'Sudden Nuclear Hazards'
By Chris Floyd
3-30-8

Last Friday, Dick Cheney was in Saudi Arabia for high-level meetings with the Saudi king and his ministers. On Saturday, it was revealed that the Saudi Shura Council -- the elite group that implements the decisions of the autocratic inner circle -- is preparing "national plans to deal with any sudden nuclear and radioactive hazards that may affect the kingdom following experts' warnings of possible attacks on Iran's Bushehr nuclear reactors," one of the kingdom's leading newspapers, Okaz, reports. The German-based dpa news service relayed the paper's story.

then consider this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XQan1qo8T4&feature=related
1 year ago
Conservative Christians look upon action in the mid east as a Crusade to bring about the Rapture, and the wealthy elite look at as a opportunity to manipulate the region for future profit, and revenge.

Two groups of crazy people who desperately want to bring about WW3.
1 year ago
General David Betrayus!!
1 year ago
repaint the white house, pick a color, black would be good, maybe gray with black trim.
1 year ago
Better yet, rent out the White house to a small army of high priced prostitutes.

Oops! It already is:(
1 year ago
it's odd that the best chance for peace in the middle east hinges solely on our governments incompetence and inability to actually carry out such an act...
1 year ago
Lets not underestimate incompetence. They work on a extremist mentality, and even a simpleton can drop their tinker toys into a complex machine and bring it to failure.

How soon we for get the frightening quote: "Extremism in pursuit of liberty is no vice." and what it really means.
1 year ago
"never over underestimate me"
1 year ago
monkeh video monkeh video monkeh video
1 year ago
thats crazy
1 year ago
Hey!! Check out this e-mail I received. To

: nchatou@orange.net
Subject: From:Mr Ndata Chatou.
Date: Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:46:48 0000 (GMT) With due respect

I am the director in charge of Auditing and Accounting section of Bank
of Africa(BOA) Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso west africa.
I crave your indulgence as i contact you in such a surprising manner.
But I respectfully insist you read this letter carefully as I am
optimistic it will open doors for unimaginable financial rewards for both of
us.

In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of 10 Million Five
Hundred Thousand US dollars (US$10.5m) in account that belongs to one of our
foreign customers who died on 11th September 2001,in the evening of
World Trade Centre Terrorist Attack.
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his
next of kin to come over and claim his money because bank cannot release
it unless somebody applies as next of kin or relation to the deceased
as indicated in our banking guidelines, but unfortunately there is no
one that comes for the claim.

It is therefore upon this that I now decided to make this business
proposal to you so that the money could be released to you as the next of
kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement
since nobody is coming for it and i dont want this money to go into the
bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.
The request for a foreigner as next of kin in this business is
occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot
stand as next of kin to a foreigner. i agree that 40% of this money
will be for you as a foreign partner in respect to the provision of a
foreign account, 60% would be for me.

There after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the
percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of
this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as
relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name,your bank
account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and
effective communication and location wherein the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply,I will send to you by fax or email the full
details of the transaction.I will not fail to bring to your notice that
this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any
atorm of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.
You should contact me as soon as you receive this letter through email
or my private number:00226 78878 963.
Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Yours faithfully,
Ndata Chatou.

LOLOLOLOL!!! Anyone want to write a response to this man who's gonna make me millions !!
1 year ago
I usually Google to find some other scam letter and mail it to them. I think it makes the point that I should be removed from their lists.
1 year ago
I also wish it were legal to mail bomb these idiots. I would like to send them billions of emails.
1 year ago
YOU MEAN ITS NOT!!!! OH OH!
1 year ago
I would say the most bizarre thing you could do is give them your bank account, and then sit back and laugh while they incur your debt. :o
1 year ago
LOLOLOL!! You're still pretty funny,, a nitwit, but nevertheless funny!
1 year ago
I will continue to email all of you, I need the funds for college.
What are you account #ers?
1 year ago
There is another option which is to make up some numbers and send them back to them. In this way you get a modicum of revenge by making them jump through the invalidity hoop, with the very slim possibility of being traced.
1 year ago
Tell them you are happy to sign up but would prefer to meet them in a hotel in Burkino Faso (find one online) to pay cash as you have tax issues

Get him to meet you there on a set date and time

At least he has to shell out for the taxi there and back.

Follow up with an email suggesting he goes and trains monkeys to ride bikes
1 year ago
Randal...

I could make up a golden ticket to Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory that would be more believable... what a joke. They could at least trty to make it sound believable.

Weighing in late on the video... BUT... that monkey has more style than most chimps I've dated!
1 year ago
*COUGHS LOUDLY*

Umm... I did say that I dated chimps... NOT that I married one! OY!
1 year ago
Okay.

That's it.

Downstairs in 5 minutes.

I'm getting my paddle.
1 year ago
paddle dixie
1 year ago
Canuck!!!!

Would I be correct in thinking that chucknorriss has by signing in carelessly inadvertently revealed himself as being peanut? And by extrapolation therefore also variants on qlanet and possibly backbone?
I hope not, becuse chuck - although obviously an anal fixated idiot - showed a bit of wit now and then.
1 year ago
peanut chucker
1 year ago
Yeah, he did.

Althoyugh, to be fair, he posted an admission (of sorts) on my message board under my name some time ago.

You're right: I've had many interesting back-and-forths with him, and it's a shame he had to go to this level.

A pity, really.
1 year ago
garbage you're wrong if you think I am chucknorris but you are right that he has wit which I admit I do not.

Its a lot easier admitting you are a simpleton I learnt that many moons ago.
1 year ago
who's heard of the phone jacker : if not check this out , excellent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7kJ8CovsNY&feature=related
1 year ago
repeater
1 year ago
dupl3x3r
1 year ago
z l1ttl3 0ld M0nk3y fr0m pa$$idena. (haul1n s0m3 fa$t m0nk3y bu7t)
1 year ago
i agree
Fine Points of the Law
Italy's highest appeals court ruled in March that it is not illegal for a woman to lie in a police investigation if the reason is to cover up her adulterous affair. Court of Cassation judges said that her honor is more important than providing intimate information about her lover. [BBC News, 3-7-08]
1 year ago
chuck, years ago, and it may still be in US law, that certain question related to ones personel life, could not be asked. IE; did you have sex with that person? The whole deal was that the answer was self incrimnating and therefor the question should not have been asked. I admit to not being too verse in law, but I do remember something about this.
So tell me how you knew what wordless was saying?
1 year ago
i wanna be randalflagg
1 year ago
Anyway, one of the posters here wanted to know if Heidinikki was a compilation (2 people)....well, NO, Heidi and Nikki were two of my lovely dogs, both German Shepherds, and they were my pets for 16 years and I loved every moment with them.
6 months ago
poor poor monley forced to work as a slave..

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