Monkeys Work In Bars?

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First:guero
1 year ago
LOVE MONKEYS!!
1 year ago
I LOVE BARS!!!
1 year ago
I love monkey bars (without nuts)
1 year ago
1
1 year ago
talk about cheap labor
1 year ago
first
1 year ago
They have bartenders who look like this in Riga. Actually, they look worse.
1 year ago
first
1 year ago
Don't show this to PETA.
1 year ago
Infortunately this little fella becomes the main course later in the evening.....
1 year ago
LOL!!
1 year ago
Backbone, that monkey of yours is pretty smart..
1 year ago
Yes he is the constant training with an electric shock collar combined with beatings as really paid off.

;)
1 year ago
Wow your love child LOL
1 year ago
canadaman you got me I have no come back.PS: Tell you're mum to stop calling me.
1 year ago
I thought child labor in Asia was illegal.
1 year ago
B?B my mother is dead, i told you you are sick , so you are moving from havinf sex with your children to dead people .....Sick bastard
1 year ago
This is how we got in all that trouble making way for"THE PLANET OF THE APES"

We just never learn, do we?
1 year ago
... thanks Japan. By the way, we knew from before that monkeys can also fly space ships (thanks russia), provided you give them a painful enough incentive...

That said I'd love to see someone complain about an incorrect order at this bar...

Customer:
"Sir...this vodka martini has no ice"

Ape barman:
"I'll throw shit at you then try and hump your partner...come near me and I'll rip your throat out"

End result: no customer complaints received

(PS not a recommended method for human bar staff)
1 year ago
Actually that sounds like a bartender I ran into down in Nogales.
1 year ago
Is this a PETA training tape?
1 year ago
Okay.

*hic*

I'm....home....*hic*......

I fuckin' hate wearing a fuskin' suit.....*hic*.....

Goin to bed now....*hic*......

It was a blast.....

*hic*-*hic*
1 year ago
Goodnight and congrats. :)
1 year ago
Did you get a white collar job canuck?
1 year ago
SURFER!

Now where the hell have YOU been, Amigo??

Good to see you're still around!
1 year ago
Congrats on the medal C - the mayor escaped puke free then?
1 year ago
Mako!!

LOL!

Sorry, Compadre.....the Mayor wasn't present, considering it's a joint Federal/Provincial affair, and not a municipal one; BUT....an Ontario Cabinet Minister was there, along with his muckety-mucks, as well as the Creremonial Honour Guard Unit and a couple of high-ranking Toronto Police brass in a purely representative kinda way.

It was actually a nice little soiree, but as I've said, the highlight for me personally, was getting to see some of the old faces I came up with, years ago.

Thanks again!
1 year ago
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
1 year ago
fashgup0pm
1 year ago
zfsya(*&S65AYG9HBFVVBVV......

?
1 year ago
fuggit
1 year ago
congratulations canuck.
1 year ago
(bows)

I thank you, Sir.
1 year ago
the monkey isnt a slave monkey. he gets peanuts from the clientelle. so how is this "wrong" or for that matter different from any other species of table waiting staff ??
1 year ago
maybe he would like to swing in the trees and sleep with a chic monkey.
1 year ago
nazi!
1 year ago
(looking at what I wrote last night......JEEEEZZZ)

Did I write that???

Oh gawd.

Anyways, morning all!

Thanks Randy! Thanks "Q"!

It was a pretty snazzy affair last night......all the higher government muckety-mucks were there, plus some colleagues I hadn't seen since Reagan was President and Trudeau was Prime Minister (oh mah gawd.....did I just date myself???).

Anyways, thanks guys....and as you know, I would be nothing if I didn't share with you my decoration.

Check profile for further details.

LOL!

(Dammit...is it an ego? Or just attention that I crave? "There's no such thing as bad press", someone said; I believe that....LOL!)
1 year ago
you review what you previously wrote on a Glumbert thread? Well, they say dogs like eating their own vomit.

va a cagar en cien putas hdp.
1 year ago
You still around?

I thought I'd kicked and shamed your ass into oblivion already.

Move along, shitpoke.

Nothing for you to see here.
1 year ago
we also award you the Glumbert Iron cross and medal of slaying the fools. Congratulations on all 3 medals.
1 year ago
I am humbled.

Truly I am.

LOL!
1 year ago
ATTN: Canuck
Your mummy called. Says the school psychotherapist has been enquiring if you're still taking your angry pills. Pls contact asap.
Oh, and she's washed your dirty underwear. you can find it in the airing cupboard.
1 year ago
(*sounds of crickets*)
1 year ago
Senor Canuck!

I communicate with the Fuhrer regularly at seances in the Buenos Aires Spiritualist Society Hall, and he has asked me to pass on his congratulations to you on being awarded what he called "ze Iron Cross of Canada". Apparenly, he is enjoying being in the next world, although he has said that "Beelzebub's cohorts of imps" occasionally drop in for "ein glass von schnapps und are ein pain in ze arse".
1 year ago
OMG!!!

"ze Iron Cross of Canada".

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Goddamn it! Conchita!! How good to see you!!! PLEASE--tell me---how can we RESSURRECT the Colonel????

Dammit!!!

I miss that Kraut!

LOLOLOL!
1 year ago
is that Herr'esta Conchita?
1 year ago
Damn, Canuck!!

You are good: they come from the grave to congratulate you.

Ditto on the resurrection....
1 year ago
Hey...you can NEVER complain about THAT kind genuine support!

LOL!
1 year ago
someone spank that monkey
1 year ago
manolo
you are a low life ass licking pederast.
1 year ago
i'll be sure to tell the wife
1 year ago
Senor Canuck!

Unfortunately, the Fuhrer is unresurrectable. Aside from the obvious problem of his mortal form having decayed, he is enjoying life in what he calls "ze tvilight zone", renewing old acquaintances from the glorious days of the Reich and playing backgammon with Simon Wiesentahl, whom he insists is "ein vorthy opponent, but not ein man to trust vith ze bank".
I am running the ranch on my own, and would welcome nocturnal visits from any Glumberters who are feeling lonely and may be in need of the company of a 36-24-36 tango dancer.
1 year ago
LMFAO!
1 year ago
manolo
im sure she knows already you scumsucking shitbag.
1 year ago
probably - but she's not mentioned anything yet. Maybe she's savig it for the divorce proceedings. thanks for the tip off.
1 year ago
qlane, just because you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
1 year ago
ah...a lesus..errr..I mean rhesus monkey - obviously smarter than most of your viewers...do you understand Japanese? LOL!!!
1 year ago
Medal shmedal.
1 year ago
(shrugs)

I dunno.

I don't mind it.

But hey...thanks the same!

LMFAO!
1 year ago
Wow.

It has taken one of my stalkers exactly SIX hours to try to dig up.....something....anything....on whatever I say.

I figured a couple of days, for sure.....but SIX HOURS????

Man-oh-man.....

I don't know whether to be worried or pissed off at these obssessives.

For real.
1 year ago
it's probably more to do with the fact we have a life and don't spend our lives obsessing over immaterial, if diverting, web threads.

But you're so deep into this now you cant appreciate this.

Try getting out more.
1 year ago
Actually, that was my point:

If THEY had "life", then "THEY" wouldn't be OBSSESSING over everything I say, on these "web threads".

Kind of like you.

Thank you for missing the point.

AGAIN.

Dolt.
1 year ago
oh pls. you've written thousands of (deeply boring) posts on here. And you claim others are the obsessives? you're deluded.
1 year ago
Writing "posts" or even stories on these threads is highly subjective; either some folks will be interested in them and enjoy them.....or yes, they will find them "boring". That's a given.

However, there is STILL a gulf of difference between that....and "obssessing" over/hounding everything little thing someone says or does with a single-minded, unhealthy purpose in which the single goal is to rip, tear or otherwise try to blow asunder what that person is saying.

"Boring"? Sure....to some folks.

But "obssessive"? Me? Nope.

Way off the mark.

Again.
1 year ago
ure still incapable of writing short posts. verbal diarrhoea they name is canuck
1 year ago
As you wish.

Consider yourself dismissed.

Away with you.
1 year ago
;leave canuck alone you scumsucker. he's the only guy here who ISNT up his own ass.
1 year ago
you're joking right?
1 year ago
No.

He's not.
1 year ago
So that means that qlanettint is up his arse as well. Way to go Canuck, insulting your 'mates' as well.
1 year ago
Ummmmm......no.

Although, I think your feeble atempt to twist what I say (yet again) only makes you look to be more of a buffoon than you already are, and makes you appear increasingly desperate.
1 year ago
define: desperate - (of persons) dangerously reckless or violent as from urgency or despair.

why, this neatly encapsulates your own rantings wouldn't you say canfuck?
1 year ago
Name-calling now? LOL!

Like I said.....

desperate.
1 year ago
Ummmmmm......I DID dismiss you......didn't I?

Yes.

I did.
1 year ago
and stutz. stop trying to be some sort of intellectual. you are an undereducated tit.
1 year ago
i for one like canucks stories he is the most cretive one here the 2nd one is the prober . we are all left in there wake.
1 year ago
you mean 'most cretinous one here'
1 year ago
Interesting.

According whom, I might ask?

(snickering smugly here)
1 year ago
"There are many people who reach their conclusions about life like schoolboys: they cheat their master by copying the answer out of a book without having worked the sum out for themselves." - Soren Aaabye Kierkegaard
1 year ago
"Are you an assassin?"

"I'm a soldier".

"No.....YOU'RE an errand boy.....sent by grocery clerks.....to collect a bill."

(-------Col. Walter E. Kurtz, "Apocalypse Now")
1 year ago
you are a fuckwit manolo.
1 year ago
well you two should get along then ;-p
Now I have to explain to my kids the difference between monkeybars and monkey bars.
1 year ago
what is going on here?????
1 year ago
cutest friggin monkey waiter I've ever seen.

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