Miss Teen South Carolina answers a question

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First:brexzyas
1 year ago
erste?
1 year ago
Does u noe whar the Iraq is when the bush sended fewd to South African children who were in The American US?
1 year ago
I would wreck that shit
1 year ago
She "...didn't understand the question..." like, such as...
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4181521a5620.html
1 year ago
For those who do not wish to read like such as to build up our future:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w5zV0eK00Vk
12 months ago
1 year ago
Zis fraulein is ein fokkering dumkopf!
1 year ago
A real blonde!
1 year ago
Don't be so hard on her.....to point out the United States on a world map, you need three things:
a. a map
b. your finger
c. knowledge of the location of the U.S.
She was getting to point b. via South Africa when her time ran out. Honest!
1 year ago
She will go on to earn great wealth and fame here in America, or South Africa, or Iraq, if she can find any of those parts of the U.S on a world map. I see a high ranking cabinet post for this one, perhaps the new director of FEMA.

Has she trained horses?
1 year ago
I hereby nominate Miss South Carolina to be the new director of FEMA, do we have a second on the motion?
1 year ago
(raises hand)

motion seconded here.
1 year ago
You must be very young. Her kind were called "interns" in a previous administration. Why is it that you can be so right in the analysis and so wrong in the cause or the cure?
Too bad.
1 year ago
Will all of the humorless zombies please leave this posting. Thank you.
1 year ago
OK, Mike, er.. Mr Brown your daughter is now the FEMA director for the United States of South Africa, and Iraq. Her annual pay will be $800,000/Year and her only obligation is the prompt rebuilding of Trent's er.. Mr Lott's house should it be damaged in any way, and the historic home of his idol Strom Thurmond.
1 year ago
Stands up with a blank stare, pale face and groaning for fresh meat. Saunters my way to the exit.
1 year ago
Podman,
To be funny there has to be an element of truth in it. Your comment was as shallow as ol' Tweedle Dumb hisself. Or a warm pool of spit. The girl seems stupid, not corrupt and last time I checked by your own words, it required either a lot of brains or corruption, or both, to run FEMA. As long as your pal Canuck lurks, this gal is on my A list for next year's entry class into MIT.
Now that's humor.
Just trying to be some help.
1 year ago
No, no, no, no....ooooohh no....she should be our ambassador to Canada !
She speaks their language !
1 year ago
See how the dumb have risen - from interns in the previous administration to senior officials within the current...
1 year ago
Ohhhhhhhh chazzzzzzzzzz...........


Thou hast wounded me such.

"When shall we three meet again?"

------Shakespeare, "Macbeth", Act I, Scene I
1 year ago
ALL of you need to calm down and shut the fuck up. canuck, podman, useddouchebag, chummin, and chaz... please stop bickering. Your text makes me sick.
1 year ago
Can't really call it bickering. Rather we are verbally jousting and jockeying for position in the realm of humor.

OK. Who am I bullshittin'? We are verbally denegrating each other in hopes of making ourselves look superior.

**Looks into the camera**

What the hell are you staring at? Your gonna feel the pain. I am gonna beat you senseless.

**RIPS SHIRT OFF**

WHAT'CHA GONNA DO WHEN THE USEDDOUCHEBAG MANIA RUNS WILD OVER YOU BROTHA????


BTW Chaz, get your barfbag as Canuck "The Mooseknuckles" is trying to unfairly steal my heavyweight title belt.
1 year ago
Now THAT was funny douche! LOL
12 months ago
Which means I'm the one who doesn't make you sick. me so happy, me love me long time.
1 year ago
Holy shit! I want a woman as dumb as her..........
I only win 99% of arguments at the moment, to get 100% would make my life complete.
1 year ago
lol too funny!
1 year ago
Problem is that she would not even notice you have won...
1 year ago
A truly great candidate for the position of Republican Party Strategist.
1 year ago
[ strategerist ]
1 year ago
She should have stuck with wanting world peace!
1 year ago
We didn't know Tweedle-Dumb watched vids with gurls in them. Interesting.
1 year ago
Guten abend fellow Glumberters! Ze fraulein has ze look von ein junge Raquel Welch, night wahr? Or perhaps your Secretary of State Rice mit ein total face transplant?! Boom geboom!!!!
Seriously zo, as ze mighty philosopher Herr Rabz vood say, zis is ein indictment of ze US's laughably-named "education system". Novun is born as stupid as zis, not even in South Carolina. Our most stupid people were ze Westphalians, und zey ver Einsteins compared to zis fraulein. However, as Himmler used to say after ein bottle von Schapps - "I vood not kick her out of bed for farting!"
1 year ago
I mean schnapps - entshuligen sie.
1 year ago
I wonder if the host had a laser pointer and shined it at the stage, would she chase it?
1 year ago
hahaha yes she probably would... 'ooh, a fairy!!'... haha
1 year ago
Even more interesting question: If you shone a laser pointer into one eye, would it exit the other eye or probably through an ear?
1 year ago
what a dumb bitch
1 year ago
Hey, cmon... dont be so harsh on her. I agree with what she says. I mean, who would want South Africa and Irak when a map and in the education system from some people out there in the US, and then and other countries with the educational system? CMON!
1 year ago
When she grows up, she's going to bovine university with me!
1 year ago
This woman has been blocking the entrance of my store. She stands entranced by the automatic door, and sometimes becomes wedged in it. Yet, she has not even purchased a squishy!
1 year ago
I get it... entrance... entranced... Apu, you kill me, thankyouverymuchcomeagain.
1 year ago
"Assistant Vice Director of Consulting"

I bet her thumbs were twitching-out a txt msg to her bff for hlp.
1 year ago
cringe inducing
1 year ago
thats barbie right there
1 year ago
I put a flashlight to her ear and her eyes lit up!
1 year ago
wow
1 year ago
Chummin is accusing podman of not being funny.
Let's let the glummies vote on it. Who has funnier comments:

A) Podman?
B) Chummin?
1 year ago
Well I would have to vote A.
1 year ago
A x 100
1 year ago
South Africa.
1 year ago
I was just practicing on myself with the Christian home lobotomy kit that Chum sent me, and now I have to vote Iraq, C, or raisins.
1 year ago
now im logged in at friends house don the shore.
had to thoe so i could vote.

sorry strumm you hold not a candel to Pod or many of the other glumies as far as humor goes or telling the truth.
i believe you think dead americans are a funny topic and coming from a Assuie. i find it hard to laugh.

i vote - A
1 year ago
A... no contest really
1 year ago
OK, the empirical data is building up. 'Empirical?" OK I didn't use the home lobotomy kit, once I saw that it had GWBs picture on the package and was recommended by Ralph Wiggum, I had to send it back to the manufacturer, RNC - whoever they are.
1 year ago
I vote A too. He just missed the drop zone on this chickee, that's all. She probably had to do a Monica just to get the job. Just imagine her humming Dixie at 2-4 time. Nah, that's not funny. It's sheer poetry. (Didn't mean to make you squirm, Tweedle-Dumb.) Stupid babes and blow jobs belong to the Democrats, girls, just like wet-dreaming about them belongs to your little mastabatorium.
With bright candles like RF and Tweedle-Dumb on the jury...well, I just can't be as fast with the one-liners as the podman.
Cheers, Ladies
1 year ago
mastabatorium - Help me wikipedia! Ah here it is: US Oval office, Period spanning AD 2000 to 2008.
1 year ago
Gentlemen thank you for visiting the mastabatorium, come again.
1 year ago
i vote a
1 year ago
(A) by a country mile

Chummin your attempts at humour are truly titanic...in a world full of icebergs. Quit while you're behind.
1 year ago
ha ha, dumbasses. it's spelled masturbatorium, not mastabatorium. raise your hand if you can find masturbatorium on a map.

*raises other hand*
1 year ago
humongoloid - I know that. I was trying to make a point there. I pasted it from the comment above.
podman takes the prize
12 months ago
Hey chummin

If stupid babes and blow jobs belong to the Democrats then what "belongs" to the Republicans? Your posts are even more inane than Just me's.... I vote A) Podman!
1 year ago
A new Paris Hilton!
1 year ago
Did someone say Paris Hilton? Well I have a theory about her....
1 year ago
I am wondering if what we see in this clip is somehow connected to the giant void researchers recently found in the uiniverse. Seems like that phenomenon is quite common and can appear in a much more local form, like inside a human head.
1 year ago
Just ask the Canuckistani Ministers of Information.
1 year ago
Oh so cutting. So witty. So erm.......

Er.....

:-p
1 year ago
no i read that story too, i think he may have a point haha
1 year ago
...heard from the backseat of her new boyfriend's Impala,
"That's not my belly button."
"That's not my finger, either."
1 year ago
Had to log in, which re-started the video. It was painful enough the first time. I was in pain for her, as I was laughing. Jesus. She should have just said, don't know, can't help ya with that one.
Haven't commented in awhile, just read. Canuck, can't agree with you on everything, you don't expect that, but, intelligent, and creative, no doubt. As are many others. Like to read it all.
1 year ago
Creative? Must be the hits of X. Intelligent.......hmmmmm. A verbal jousting match is like an MMA fight against a quadruple amputee (Canuck of course the amputee).
1 year ago
Blahhh...Cut me off. Anyways, his posts sometimes makes me think he is a quintuple amputee.
1 year ago
OMG, That is either the most nervous girl to answer a question or she really has no clue what the hell she said!
1 year ago
I'd do her
1 year ago
Damm ,and she is so plesant to the eye . i guess i can watch it again with the sound off. :)

also a real look at what are youth deem more important M.T.V or VH1. :(
a good clip all around

most all the post made me laugh. but John Stewart has made me laugh the most . thanks again for both of these vids Glumbert.
12 months ago
Even she's saying the... well, you know...
12 months ago
these clips have SOUND? why didnt anybody tell me
1 year ago
I think she just answered the question on the American educational system. Good thing they didn't ask her how to spell map
1 year ago
That was as dumb a question as the answer it solicited. Any question you ask these girls should be yes or no: Lift up your dress for yes, pull down your top for no. Simple.
1 year ago
Oh well, there's always a career in porn.
1 year ago
Is this "beauty Queen" related to George?
1 year ago
Hi Boys.
I'm back cos I couldn't watch this video without commenting on what most of yuo have said. This girl is just a bit nervous. She's beautiful and probably very kind, so you shouldn't be so horrible about her. I'd be proud to have her as a sister and she doesn't deserve this sort of stuff.
(If she wants to get in touch, I have an opening for a new movie I'm making - MILFS teach Daughters the Joys of Sex). It's very tasteful and everyone has been tested.
1 year ago
You truly sound like you have her best interests at heart FoF.

Welcome back and good luck with the movie. I look forward to seeing her debut.
1 year ago
yes its all anybody talked about ,was when you were going to be back.




NOT!!!!!
1 year ago
Sorry for taking so long, I vote A or the rasins
1 year ago
Oh the film clip,,, what was the question again?
1 year ago
O.K., so the answer she gave was...well...umm...I don't even know how to describe it but it was WAY OUT THERE! I'm going to have to take her side on this one. This was a HARD question and kinda STUPID in my opinion. I saw this and the other girls were thrown soft balls, so to speak.
1 year ago
Don't worry guys, she got a job after her poor showing at the Q
1 year ago
Cut me off...

After her poor showing at the Q
1 year ago
that was ment for here lol
1 year ago
Hmmm, how to finish this. It's tough!

Don't worry guys, she got a job after her poor showing at the Q-tip factory, they just kept disappearing.

Don't worry guys, she got a job after her poor showing at the Quadrature Amplitude Modulation testing, so she works for Verizon now.
1 year ago
LOL
1 year ago
Ahh fuck it... was a shit joke anyway!
1 year ago
Are you using MSIE? I never have any problems with Firefox.
1 year ago
lol maybe so, but im still lol
1 year ago
no for here goddamitalltohell
1 year ago
Think I was trying to post as Glumbert was loading a vid on...

Damn - missed the chance for 1st
1 year ago
She whould have answered, "Because everyone's as smart as me."
1 year ago
I don't want her as a sister. . .then I couldn't do her and I want to hear her squeal and whimper with that little southern accent
She is smokin' hot! Did she win?
1 year ago
Did she attend a school? Like getting an education?

Poor thing may have been very nervous and did not hear the question.

The next brain surgeon. LOL
1 year ago
i like turtles.
1 year ago
This is the child left behind!
1 year ago
I predict she will have her own reality T.V. show within a year.
1 year ago
LOL

And it certainly will be HER very own, special and golden 'reality'
1 year ago
hahaha :D
1 year ago
You know she really wanted to answer, "Because those Americans sit watching crap like Miss Teen America (R) in stead of doing their homework," but then she calculated that she would never get her 15 minutes on Glumbert/YouTube...
1 year ago
She should go on that Fox show "Are you Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"

Oh...wait... no that wouldn't work...
1 year ago
30 years from now when she is President of the US. of Americans this clip will just be tired old fodder for late night comedians. Like the current President and his whole DUI incident.
1 year ago
LOL - Wise, wise words lwboy!
1 year ago
Word is that she went on the Today show to explain her answer,,,I've got to see that,,,,,,
12 months ago
Oy gevalt. All this talk for a shikse?
12 months ago
The only explanation: Instead of into her breasts they accidentally pumped the silicone into her head.
12 months ago
I'd tape her mouth and fuck her!
9 months ago
thanks for sharing that with us.
12 months ago
As dumb as this BITCH is, she'll surely do better in life financially than Randal Flagg. Then again, most will!
12 months ago
wow, (looks blinks then looks again) once again i have been out smarted (note sarcasm) by a cybor rapist wannabe good going oh wise one , and keep up your 78 IQ below pointpost. LOL
LMAO yes please post again on your 18th birthday lol , should be hearing back from you in about 4 years. lol
12 months ago
I-Wack!
10 months ago
She does'nt have much in the brain department. Guarnteed Winner. :)
10 months ago
Wow
What a dumbass!!
9 months ago
What the heck was she even talking about? MORON!
7 months ago
There ya go! Sponsers and promoters paid millions for the airspace to make that event possible, and what did they get? Airspace and a convincing example of attention deficit disorder.
5 months ago
Well.... recent studies have shown that a fifth of Americans from the Horizontal Middle of the U.S. to the Vertical middle of the U.S.'s lower right sector can't figure out where anything is on any map. Considering most of them have never left town. Little mountains, lack of education, and lack of jobs make people immobile. Sorry about their luck.
4 months ago
Dum Blond Everybody Know South Of America Down by Fla. You Know By Cuba Just A Few Block South On What Was The Question?? Again?
4 months ago
well what do you expect when the criteria for winning is to be the most stereotypical eye candy of all the girls. They haven't HAD to read to succeed, leave that to us ugly girls. oh, and the American public educational system is shit. apparently not enough maps.
3 months ago
I'd hit it though

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