Miss Teen South Carolina answers a question

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First:brexzyas
2 years ago
erste?
2 years ago
Does u noe whar the Iraq is when the bush sended fewd to South African children who were in The American US?
2 years ago
I would wreck that shit
2 years ago
She "...didn't understand the question..." like, such as...
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4181521a5620.html
2 years ago
For those who do not wish to read like such as to build up our future:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w5zV0eK00Vk
2 years ago
2 years ago
Zis fraulein is ein fokkering dumkopf!
2 years ago
A real blonde!
2 years ago
Don't be so hard on her.....to point out the United States on a world map, you need three things:
a. a map
b. your finger
c. knowledge of the location of the U.S.
She was getting to point b. via South Africa when her time ran out. Honest!
2 years ago
She will go on to earn great wealth and fame here in America, or South Africa, or Iraq, if she can find any of those parts of the U.S on a world map. I see a high ranking cabinet post for this one, perhaps the new director of FEMA.

Has she trained horses?
2 years ago
I hereby nominate Miss South Carolina to be the new director of FEMA, do we have a second on the motion?
2 years ago
(raises hand)

motion seconded here.
2 years ago
You must be very young. Her kind were called "interns" in a previous administration. Why is it that you can be so right in the analysis and so wrong in the cause or the cure?
Too bad.
2 years ago
Will all of the humorless zombies please leave this posting. Thank you.
2 years ago
OK, Mike, er.. Mr Brown your daughter is now the FEMA director for the United States of South Africa, and Iraq. Her annual pay will be $800,000/Year and her only obligation is the prompt rebuilding of Trent's er.. Mr Lott's house should it be damaged in any way, and the historic home of his idol Strom Thurmond.
2 years ago
Stands up with a blank stare, pale face and groaning for fresh meat. Saunters my way to the exit.
2 years ago
Podman,
To be funny there has to be an element of truth in it. Your comment was as shallow as ol' Tweedle Dumb hisself. Or a warm pool of spit. The girl seems stupid, not corrupt and last time I checked by your own words, it required either a lot of brains or corruption, or both, to run FEMA. As long as your pal Canuck lurks, this gal is on my A list for next year's entry class into MIT.
Now that's humor.
Just trying to be some help.
2 years ago
No, no, no, no....ooooohh no....she should be our ambassador to Canada !
She speaks their language !
2 years ago
See how the dumb have risen - from interns in the previous administration to senior officials within the current...
2 years ago
Ohhhhhhhh chazzzzzzzzzz...........


Thou hast wounded me such.

"When shall we three meet again?"

------Shakespeare, "Macbeth", Act I, Scene I
2 years ago
ALL of you need to calm down and shut the fuck up. canuck, podman, useddouchebag, chummin, and chaz... please stop bickering. Your text makes me sick.
2 years ago
Can't really call it bickering. Rather we are verbally jousting and jockeying for position in the realm of humor.

OK. Who am I bullshittin'? We are verbally denegrating each other in hopes of making ourselves look superior.

**Looks into the camera**

What the hell are you staring at? Your gonna feel the pain. I am gonna beat you senseless.

**RIPS SHIRT OFF**

WHAT'CHA GONNA DO WHEN THE USEDDOUCHEBAG MANIA RUNS WILD OVER YOU BROTHA????


BTW Chaz, get your barfbag as Canuck "The Mooseknuckles" is trying to unfairly steal my heavyweight title belt.
2 years ago
Now THAT was funny douche! LOL
2 years ago
Which means I'm the one who doesn't make you sick. me so happy, me love me long time.
2 years ago
Holy shit! I want a woman as dumb as her..........
I only win 99% of arguments at the moment, to get 100% would make my life complete.
2 years ago
lol too funny!
2 years ago
Problem is that she would not even notice you have won...
2 years ago
A truly great candidate for the position of Republican Party Strategist.
2 years ago
[ strategerist ]
2 years ago
She should have stuck with wanting world peace!
2 years ago
We didn't know Tweedle-Dumb watched vids with gurls in them. Interesting.
2 years ago
Guten abend fellow Glumberters! Ze fraulein has ze look von ein junge Raquel Welch, night wahr? Or perhaps your Secretary of State Rice mit ein total face transplant?! Boom geboom!!!!
Seriously zo, as ze mighty philosopher Herr Rabz vood say, zis is ein indictment of ze US's laughably-named "education system". Novun is born as stupid as zis, not even in South Carolina. Our most stupid people were ze Westphalians, und zey ver Einsteins compared to zis fraulein. However, as Himmler used to say after ein bottle von Schapps - "I vood not kick her out of bed for farting!"
2 years ago
I mean schnapps - entshuligen sie.
2 years ago
I wonder if the host had a laser pointer and shined it at the stage, would she chase it?
2 years ago
hahaha yes she probably would... 'ooh, a fairy!!'... haha
2 years ago
Even more interesting question: If you shone a laser pointer into one eye, would it exit the other eye or probably through an ear?
lol
2 years ago
what a dumb bitch
2 years ago
Hey, cmon... dont be so harsh on her. I agree with what she says. I mean, who would want South Africa and Irak when a map and in the education system from some people out there in the US, and then and other countries with the educational system? CMON!
2 years ago
When she grows up, she's going to bovine university with me!
2 years ago
This woman has been blocking the entrance of my store. She stands entranced by the automatic door, and sometimes becomes wedged in it. Yet, she has not even purchased a squishy!
2 years ago
I get it... entrance... entranced... Apu, you kill me, thankyouverymuchcomeagain.
2 years ago
"Assistant Vice Director of Consulting"

I bet her thumbs were twitching-out a txt msg to her bff for hlp.
2 years ago
cringe inducing
2 years ago
thats barbie right there
2 years ago
I put a flashlight to her ear and her eyes lit up!
2 years ago
wow
2 years ago
Chummin is accusing podman of not being funny.
Let's let the glummies vote on it. Who has funnier comments:

A) Podman?
B) Chummin?
2 years ago
Well I would have to vote A.
2 years ago
A x 100
2 years ago
South Africa.
2 years ago
I was just practicing on myself with the Christian home lobotomy kit that Chum sent me, and now I have to vote Iraq, C, or raisins.
2 years ago
now im logged in at friends house don the shore.
had to thoe so i could vote.

sorry strumm you hold not a candel to Pod or many of the other glumies as far as humor goes or telling the truth.
i believe you think dead americans are a funny topic and coming from a Assuie. i find it hard to laugh.

i vote - A
2 years ago
A... no contest really
2 years ago
OK, the empirical data is building up. 'Empirical?" OK I didn't use the home lobotomy kit, once I saw that it had GWBs picture on the package and was recommended by Ralph Wiggum, I had to send it back to the manufacturer, RNC - whoever they are.
2 years ago
I vote A too. He just missed the drop zone on this chickee, that's all. She probably had to do a Monica just to get the job. Just imagine her humming Dixie at 2-4 time. Nah, that's not funny. It's sheer poetry. (Didn't mean to make you squirm, Tweedle-Dumb.) Stupid babes and blow jobs belong to the Democrats, girls, just like wet-dreaming about them belongs to your little mastabatorium.
With bright candles like RF and Tweedle-Dumb on the jury...well, I just can't be as fast with the one-liners as the podman.
Cheers, Ladies
2 years ago
mastabatorium - Help me wikipedia! Ah here it is: US Oval office, Period spanning AD 2000 to 2008.
2 years ago
Gentlemen thank you for visiting the mastabatorium, come again.
2 years ago
i vote a
2 years ago
(A) by a country mile

Chummin your attempts at humour are truly titanic...in a world full of icebergs. Quit while you're behind.
2 years ago
ha ha, dumbasses. it's spelled masturbatorium, not mastabatorium. raise your hand if you can find masturbatorium on a map.

*raises other hand*
2 years ago
humongoloid - I know that. I was trying to make a point there. I pasted it from the comment above.
podman takes the prize
2 years ago
Hey chummin

If stupid babes and blow jobs belong to the Democrats then what "belongs" to the Republicans? Your posts are even more inane than Just me's.... I vote A) Podman!
2 years ago
A new Paris Hilton!
2 years ago
Did someone say Paris Hilton? Well I have a theory about her....
2 years ago
I am wondering if what we see in this clip is somehow connected to the giant void researchers recently found in the uiniverse. Seems like that phenomenon is quite common and can appear in a much more local form, like inside a human head.
2 years ago
Just ask the Canuckistani Ministers of Information.
2 years ago
Oh so cutting. So witty. So erm.......

Er.....

:-p
2 years ago
no i read that story too, i think he may have a point haha
2 years ago
...heard from the backseat of her new boyfriend's Impala,
"That's not my belly button."
"That's not my finger, either."
2 years ago
Had to log in, which re-started the video. It was painful enough the first time. I was in pain for her, as I was laughing. Jesus. She should have just said, don't know, can't help ya with that one.
Haven't commented in awhile, just read. Canuck, can't agree with you on everything, you don't expect that, but, intelligent, and creative, no doubt. As are many others. Like to read it all.
2 years ago
Creative? Must be the hits of X. Intelligent.......hmmmmm. A verbal jousting match is like an MMA fight against a quadruple amputee (Canuck of course the amputee).
2 years ago
Blahhh...Cut me off. Anyways, his posts sometimes makes me think he is a quintuple amputee.
2 years ago
OMG, That is either the most nervous girl to answer a question or she really has no clue what the hell she said!
2 years ago
I'd do her
2 years ago
Damm ,and she is so plesant to the eye . i guess i can watch it again with the sound off. :)

also a real look at what are youth deem more important M.T.V or VH1. :(
a good clip all around

most all the post made me laugh. but John Stewart has made me laugh the most . thanks again for both of these vids Glumbert.
2 years ago
Even she's saying the... well, you know...
2 years ago
these clips have SOUND? why didnt anybody tell me
2 years ago
I think she just answered the question on the American educational system. Good thing they didn't ask her how to spell map
2 years ago
That was as dumb a question as the answer it solicited. Any question you ask these girls should be yes or no: Lift up your dress for yes, pull down your top for no. Simple.
2 years ago
Oh well, there's always a career in porn.
2 years ago
Is this "beauty Queen" related to George?
2 years ago
Hi Boys.
I'm back cos I couldn't watch this video without commenting on what most of yuo have said. This girl is just a bit nervous. She's beautiful and probably very kind, so you shouldn't be so horrible about her. I'd be proud to have her as a sister and she doesn't deserve this sort of stuff.
(If she wants to get in touch, I have an opening for a new movie I'm making - MILFS teach Daughters the Joys of Sex). It's very tasteful and everyone has been tested.
2 years ago
You truly sound like you have her best interests at heart FoF.

Welcome back and good luck with the movie. I look forward to seeing her debut.
2 years ago
yes its all anybody talked about ,was when you were going to be back.




NOT!!!!!
2 years ago
Sorry for taking so long, I vote A or the rasins
2 years ago
Oh the film clip,,, what was the question again?
2 years ago
O.K., so the answer she gave was...well...umm...I don't even know how to describe it but it was WAY OUT THERE! I'm going to have to take her side on this one. This was a HARD question and kinda STUPID in my opinion. I saw this and the other girls were thrown soft balls, so to speak.
2 years ago
Don't worry guys, she got a job after her poor showing at the Q
2 years ago
Cut me off...

After her poor showing at the Q
2 years ago
that was ment for here lol
2 years ago
Hmmm, how to finish this. It's tough!

Don't worry guys, she got a job after her poor showing at the Q-tip factory, they just kept disappearing.

Don't worry guys, she got a job after her poor showing at the Quadrature Amplitude Modulation testing, so she works for Verizon now.
2 years ago
LOL
2 years ago
Ahh fuck it... was a shit joke anyway!
2 years ago
Are you using MSIE? I never have any problems with Firefox.
2 years ago
lol maybe so, but im still lol
2 years ago
no for here goddamitalltohell
2 years ago
Think I was trying to post as Glumbert was loading a vid on...

Damn - missed the chance for 1st
2 years ago
She whould have answered, "Because everyone's as smart as me."
2 years ago
I don't want her as a sister. . .then I couldn't do her and I want to hear her squeal and whimper with that little southern accent
She is smokin' hot! Did she win?
2 years ago
Did she attend a school? Like getting an education?

Poor thing may have been very nervous and did not hear the question.

The next brain surgeon. LOL
2 years ago
i like turtles.
2 years ago
This is the child left behind!
2 years ago
I predict she will have her own reality T.V. show within a year.
2 years ago
LOL

And it certainly will be HER very own, special and golden 'reality'
2 years ago
hahaha :D
2 years ago
You know she really wanted to answer, "Because those Americans sit watching crap like Miss Teen America (R) in stead of doing their homework," but then she calculated that she would never get her 15 minutes on Glumbert/YouTube...
2 years ago
She should go on that Fox show "Are you Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"

Oh...wait... no that wouldn't work...
2 years ago
30 years from now when she is President of the US. of Americans this clip will just be tired old fodder for late night comedians. Like the current President and his whole DUI incident.
2 years ago
LOL - Wise, wise words lwboy!
2 years ago
Word is that she went on the Today show to explain her answer,,,I've got to see that,,,,,,
2 years ago
Oy gevalt. All this talk for a shikse?
2 years ago
The only explanation: Instead of into her breasts they accidentally pumped the silicone into her head.
2 years ago
I'd tape her mouth and fuck her!
2 years ago
thanks for sharing that with us.
2 years ago
As dumb as this BITCH is, she'll surely do better in life financially than Randal Flagg. Then again, most will!
2 years ago
wow, (looks blinks then looks again) once again i have been out smarted (note sarcasm) by a cybor rapist wannabe good going oh wise one , and keep up your 78 IQ below pointpost. LOL
LMAO yes please post again on your 18th birthday lol , should be hearing back from you in about 4 years. lol
2 years ago
I-Wack!
2 years ago
She does'nt have much in the brain department. Guarnteed Winner. :)
2 years ago
Wow
What a dumbass!!
1 year ago
What the heck was she even talking about? MORON!
1 year ago
There ya go! Sponsers and promoters paid millions for the airspace to make that event possible, and what did they get? Airspace and a convincing example of attention deficit disorder.
1 year ago
Well.... recent studies have shown that a fifth of Americans from the Horizontal Middle of the U.S. to the Vertical middle of the U.S.'s lower right sector can't figure out where anything is on any map. Considering most of them have never left town. Little mountains, lack of education, and lack of jobs make people immobile. Sorry about their luck.
1 year ago
Dum Blond Everybody Know South Of America Down by Fla. You Know By Cuba Just A Few Block South On What Was The Question?? Again?
1 year ago
well what do you expect when the criteria for winning is to be the most stereotypical eye candy of all the girls. They haven't HAD to read to succeed, leave that to us ugly girls. oh, and the American public educational system is shit. apparently not enough maps.
1 year ago
I'd hit it though

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