Missing Girl Probably Raped

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First:manolo
2 years ago
fffffffffff....... u fill in the rest
2 years ago
fff......rappuccino????
2 years ago
ffff....rog legs?
2 years ago
"As stated in the Glumbert New testament!

I hereby Post first!! under article 125, section 4, paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!

Ohhh I'm sooooooooo FiRst!!!"

Randal quote ripoff!
2 years ago
Not a rip off! Just a very proper way to proceed.

Incase later on some power hungry thieving (first)conglomerate decides to bully you out of your rightful first post under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 Guarantees your first post protection rights.

I don't want to come up in here and see you the plaintiff of some losing case followed with a short note and and you swinging from some old barn door!!
No,no this wont do! not at t'all !

So this is a very wise precaution you have chosen there UDB!
1 year ago
"fake" amirite?
2 years ago
SECOND!!!
2 years ago
OK ....third isn't so bad.
2 years ago
....third is OK for POSTINGS...maybe not other things.
2 years ago
Third base is pretty good too
2 years ago
....as to the video itself....I am desperately hoping this isn't real. No facts except the absence of the girl. All conjecture, sensationalized in front of the parents on live TV? ? ? ....this MUST be theatre...not real.

I'm re-evaluating......this must be a spoof. A well done spoof...critical of the ratings-seeking news media. It must be.
2 years ago
I never say this but,, FAKE! Crap, now I said it.
2 years ago
this is so messed up...

yeah...seriously...if this is real...that's messed up
2 years ago
Sheesh..........sorry to be so naive. Clearly, a well-done but not entertaining caricature of TV news reporting. Wish I could laugh, but....
2 years ago
Me, too, Chaz
2 years ago
its the f*cking Onion man, go to their website. the entire company is a news satire. idiot.
2 years ago
hey jo' ....no need to insult....you want to add anything else, or just want to be a sniper?

Don't "know" you, so won't respond further, except to say that I'll look forward to your positive contributions to this site in the future...if you have any.
2 years ago
It's obviously the Onion, but that's pretty messed up to even be making fun of that kind of stuff. It's not only messed up, it's wrong.
2 years ago
Yep, totally real. The onion is the most realest news out there. Almost like Fox News!
2 years ago
Shoulda read the caption before running the video....quelle stupide. Onion IS really good at doing what it does. Shoooot....feel really dumb.
2 years ago
HAHAHAAAA... this was great. I loved the look on the parents' faces.
2 years ago
It amazes me every time an Onion clip is shown, there's always somebody who doesn't get it. People! Get a grip! It's satire, and it's brilliant.
2 years ago
It's the Onion, so its about as serious as Fox News.
2 years ago
Onion news=PPl wasteing good time and resoures posting fake news..

GOSH.

yours truly .rambledowner..
2 years ago
Bravo!! May the Onion live long.
2 years ago
Wow. nothing gets past you chaz.
2 years ago
Hey...Bill Buckner is my hero...what can I say....
2 years ago
American news in a nutshell - disgusting ...... but I watched the whole thing
2 years ago
Glumbert, stop ripping off the Onion. When I want to see their videos I go to their site.
2 years ago
... or turn on national TV.
I don't know any country with a lower 'news culture' than the US.
Maybe China...
2 years ago
stick the pig
2 years ago
~#wooooooowoooooooowooooooo
happy happy happy!!!!!
2 years ago
band of brothers make it every time
2 years ago
HEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
aaaaaaaannnnnnnnuuuuuuuusssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
guuuuuuuutttteeeeenmorning!
2 years ago
Hi randal, just wanted to say thanks for satisfying my curiosity a few threads back. I finally saw it. I don't usually run on like that, but you know, sippin the wine sometimes.
I did notice someone trying to "be" you. How many "camcucks" and "canocks" do we have now? Pretty soon we'll be inundated with "randols" and randoa1s" too. Why do they bother? Everybody knows they aren't the real ones.
2 years ago
adolf is back? Good for you. Keep up the good work. You ever think about using that stellar imagination for profit? I would almost pay to read some of your stuff. Really, you have a gift.
2 years ago
NO! More wine! lol.:)
2 years ago
Hey free - firstly this is an Adolf wannabe

Second the real Adolf DOES use his stellar imagination for profit - he's a journalist! (Herr Vanka - only a little dig, honest :-))

Vill zee real Herr Vanka please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up...

LOL
2 years ago
mako, didn't catch that one! And I'm usually so observant. I should have known. These alias guys are tricky!
2 years ago
THANK YOU, THANK YOU,THANK YOU!:)

LOOK IT THAT, !! FINELY SOMEONE THOUGHT IT WORTH WHILE TO MIMIC ME!!!!!

I can now end my life here on Glumbert.

How do you like them apples,, Choz?! LOL!
2 years ago
Guess I put myself in the wrong spot randal. see above. Geez, gotta lay off that wine.
2 years ago
ftb......wine is the lubricant of discourse. Alors, rouge ou blanc?
2 years ago
randal...how fun to make the big time...Choz...gawd...I might even change over to that, if it gets used a lot.

Meantime....the Cam person continues to slink through real people's paths.

Ah well....there's enough room on the internet for all kinds...and Cam serves a purpose. Even the hopeless - and hapless - can find a place here...he's their poster-child.
2 years ago
fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkeeeeeerrrrrrooooonnnnieeeeeeee!
2 years ago
fuuuuuuuunfuuuuuuunfuuuuuuuuncoming!!!
2 years ago
muthafukkah!!
2 years ago
Jesus H. Christ!
Now we got a multiple alias asshole. Any bets on who it is? Canuck taking things bad? Throb? Chummin? Adolph? One thing I know - it ain't me.
2 years ago
...talk about the pot calling the kettle black....are you serious ? ...faulting someone else's imitation ? Gettalife, phony.

Have a nice day....Choz
2 years ago
Now this type of work(?) is a waste of skin. If anyone assoc with this stuff had lost a daugther like this,,,,,,,,,,very inappropriate.
2 years ago
Inappropriate isnt a word you use about comedy. That's why it's funny asshole.
2 years ago
randal...how fun to make the big time...Choz...gawd...I might even change over to that, if it gets used a lot.

Meantime....the Cam person continues to slink through real people's paths.

Ah well....there's enough room on the internet for all kinds...and Cam serves a purpose. Even the hopeless - and hapless - can find a place here...he's their poster-child.
2 years ago
posted in the wrong place.......will try again under Randalflagg, above.
2 years ago
Yes chaz, I'm still a bit in shock I must say!

It makes me wonder,... what the poor folks are doing on such a night of wonderfulness? .)
2 years ago
I think the news anchor woman and the mail reporter are the one's that are sick in the head, assumming the worst almost wanting to see the worst come about, all for the sake of what? I truly feel for the parrents and think the news should apologize to them for thier comments. How much more pathetic can the drive by media be!
2 years ago
Come On!! Whoever you are, or arn't?

You do know that this is fake,,Right! Ya... you do. your just funnin right!?:)
2 years ago
Surely this clip aint real?!?!
2 years ago
nancy grace would be proud
2 years ago
Reminds me of O.J. Simpson's book "How I would have done it" . Unfortunately for Brown and Goldman, it was all too real.
Well made spoof, but I still think rape is not funny, even as a parody.
1 year ago
I can not believe that "We" think this is funny!
NOT FUNNY! Stupid, retarded, very distasteful, and offensive!
I wonder if anyone from "Onion" has ever had a female family member raped. Probably not, if so we would not have seen this garbage.

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