South Africa and map schools for the childrens such as... (I smile, knowing I've done the same in front of hundreds... but not with such a pretty dress.)
Zis voman is ein mutant!!!!
Her shoulders are, how do you say, deformed? Und ze eyes - zey are too close together, nicht wahr? I sot for ein moment she vos going to change into ein giant lizard und marry ze nancy boy entertainer Tom Cruise! Just mein little joke.
Seriously mein fellow Glumberters, as ze Englisch say, zis clip is "total bollox". Ve need more "how vos ze universe made" videos.
Yo, Adolf you be a white motherfucker? Kiss my black ass! That bitch is fine, too fine for your heinieness. And where the fuck is this Deutschland joint anyway?
she made a complete sentence in the middle of her stream of consciousness......it just doesn't quite make a point (but it could, given another connecting thought; but heck she only had 45 seconds)
My favorite part is how she pauses for half a second while she thinks about all the places that she knows of that have sandy beaches... Mmmmm, yup... Hawii pretty much covers that one. But at least she noticed that she pretty much excluded all of the USA right after she said it, so she is not as dumb as you might think.
I am indeed vite, but haf never gefokken mein mutter, alzo zere haf een times, ven she vos so nice and kind to me vith ze vords of comfort ven mein vatter used to beat me zat I considered ze possibility of carnal knowledge. But zen, I sot NO!!! Zis vould be incest, und zat is illegal in Deutschland., vich by ze vay is ein large country in Europe, vich could haf been much larger if sings had gone my vay.
As for "kissing your ass" - I sink I vill, how do you say? - take ein rain check on zat von. Keep eating ze grits!
Adolf My man Tyrone tells me youse guys hang around that Krautland of yours, swilling malt liquor and doing some putsch thang. Sounds cool for white guys. And that crazy motherfucker wid the Charlie Chaplin stache, he done gwine up to hebbin on the big ribber boat, and none too soon, sez Tyrone. He just cracked a St. Ides to wash down thoses grits.
Herr Stutz,
Unfortunately, I haf not been in vot you call "Krautland" for some years now. I had to leave under razzer difficult circumstances. Today, I live not too far south of you, in a place vere ze people velcome men vith gut ideas und ein healthy bank balance. No - I do not mean New Orleans!
sheesh, skid............pleeeeeeeeeze......don't encourage him.........das ist ein ahsshooole. Hard to read postings, and afterward, not worth the effort having done it.
Most of these "beauty pageant contestants" are about as intelligent as a friggin' bag of hammers. All these events are, is to serve as a venue for these little fuckheads to get up there, and basically say, "Hi! Lookit me! I', a fuckin' brainless turnip that flat-lined last week, but I still look good! TEE-HEE-HEE!!!"
C'mon, Glumbert. Y'all can do better than this crap.
Canadaduck...you were so expressive sans vulgarity for a while...plein d'importance a la canuck ('scusez..my french sucks). How is it you revert to gratuitous grunge just to meet the level of your dullard poster-buds? You can do better......(however, "bag of hammers" works for me).
When I look at that Miss SC clip, and now this little twerp, I kinda feel that calling them (or her) a "dumb fucking bitch" seems mighty appropo. Honestly, when it comes to this kind of nonsense, I'm at a loss for any other kind of description.
Thanks for your stunningly clear insights. Amazing that you read, and write, and breath...all at the same time. Must be a terrible drain on your...well, wait...I started to say "brain"...silly me...that's not really a problem, is it, there being nothing at risk there, eh?
...understood, Randperson...drop down a post or two and enjoy the canucklehead's comment. I't that sort of brilliant observation that brings the posting IQ curve so low that you and I....and perhaps the real Canadaduck...appear Einstein/Hawkings-like in our own intelligences. After reading his stuff, I have conflicted feelings: (a) stunned that this form of life has not been filtered out of mainstream humanity via the Darwin effect, and (b) thankful that such boorish dolts, tho' rare, can still be found, boosting our own ranking on the IQ curve.
...and you, dear oaf, clearly have no control over your primal urges. With which hand might you satisfy an emergent carnal need...left or right? Ooops...sorry...left is the side of your body that is closest to California (if you're a sorry resident of the states), and right is the side of your body closest to Nova Scotia (if you're a sorry resident or our neighboring northern nation...and if so I empathize with their affliction of your infection). Remember to face north when following these directions....ooops....sorry....north is the direction of the north pole (no, that is NOT someone from the topside of Poland...it's...well, think of Santa Claus.
Canknucklehead...it's the weekend and I had time on my hands (always a dangerous thing). I have no other excuse for recognizing your banal bulldew.
1. Can't believe there was a woman desperate enough to consider being in your company...life has so many surprises.
2. Put your wife on...I have a suggestion for her regarding a current blight on human life...I think she might be open to opportunities for correcting that issue.
3. In my opinion, you would have to get a very long ladder to climb to the level where you might feast on whale dung...but I have no doubt that you would if you could.
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