glumbert

Numero uno

I'd crap myself too if you lit me on fire.

Now it should get up and walk away, that would be cool.

1match1cup???

. . . Holy shit?

I'm not a chemist, but mercury something-cyanide doesn't sound good. "Move away from the smoke" is probably good advice. "Don't screw with that" might be better.

they sell fireworks-well they're not really fireworks but they sell them at firework stands-that do the same thing they're called "magic snakes"-they look like little black pills but when you light them on fire they do the same thing-just not as much as this stuff which im sure is some kind of carcinogen

last part was lame

this is your brain
this is your brain on drugs

looks like my ex wife layin a turd!

I used to make this stuff when I was a kid, but chemistry sets back then had some nasty stuff in them.

Today you could mix all the chemicals together, eat it, and survive.

This stuff releases mercury vapor when burning. Nice effect but not a toy.

This is incorrectly named (what on glumbert?), it's called Mercury(II) thiocyanate or simply Hg(SCN)2. The good old fashioned snakes you used to get as a kid. Unfortunately the will poison the bejeezus out of you with their off gassing of mercury vapor (I guess the Bug already mentioned that) but what was not mentioned (and someone ought to tell these youngsters) is what it does to you, so I will.....

Exposure to mercury and it's vapors may result in weakness, fatigue, anorexia, weight loss, and disturbance of gastrointestinal function. A tremor may develop beginning with the fingers, eyelids, and lips which may progress to generalized trembling of the entire body and violent chronic spasms of the extremities. Parallel with development of the tremors, behavioral and personality changes may develop including increased excitability, memory loss, insomnia, and depression. The skin may exhibit abnormal blushing, dermographia, excessive sweating and irregular macular rashes. Severe salivation and gingivitis is also characteristic of chronic toxicity. Chronic mercury exposure is characterized by apathy, anorexia, flush, fever, a nephrotic syndrome with albuminuria and generalized edema, diaphoresis, photophobia, insomnia and a pruritic and sometimes painful scaling or peeling of the skin of the hands and feet with bullous lesions.

Just makes you want to get some doesn't it!

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#5... smooth.

When I was in high school I watched some dimwitted classmates pour about a pound of mercury out a second story window to watch it splatter on the sidewalk, near one of the exits.

I never used that exit again.

i once drank about a thimbleful of mercury at high school.

and it dint do me any harm.
really, i get pissed off with all this safety shit.

hey! brains aint evrything you know.
i got $5000 to spend still from my pre-nup and thats a lot of whores in coincinatti.

In jr high (1950s) we had mercury in class and we all shined our money with it, rubbing by hand. Pair that with sticking your feet in a x-ray machine at the shoe store, it's a wonder we're not all on the short bus.

Looks like on of those colon cleansing kits.

If you think that is cool...... stick a bar of soap in the microwave.