hear ye, heare ye
prepare ye the waye of the HOMINUM GLUMBERTICUS MAXIMUS; there shall be much splattering of the asses, the symphony of the tick, the boot of the bush; beast will rise against beats, and the chinese will hahaahaha, the new AGE of HOMO GLUMBERTUS is rabid in approach and the finger-banging will toil under the FIRST king, but the battling will be heavy and incestuous, but the victor sweet and delicious; for the rest, beat ye navels, for the new kingdom is the new BITCH, soon will she scratch. HEARE YE HEARE YE, i have sayd these dinge, they will cum like the historians of mexico, only 800 years old.
DIFFERENCE between jesus chirst and the FIRST KING POSTER--JC was not foretold by the gods, the king was foretold by the smiles of the magician
What is the contest? I come on here almost everyday and I've yet to see something say anything about a contest. I spend so much time pressing "Inappropriate" whenever i see FIRST! or SECOND! or whatever crap that has nothing to do with the video.
Speaking of, this video sucks. Robin Williams has a mental problem.
Was this done while he was on drugs, I guess you had to be there. Not that funny, maybe they're all on drugs, if they are what drugs, what drugs, I want in.
I usually wear welder's goggles when I'm doing this. Oh, and sometimes a nose clip if the lady in question has eaten Mexican or Indian food.
I present quite a picture, given that my face looks like an arse anyway.
Agreed FTB. I met him at Billy Connolly's place in Scotland a few years ago, and he tries too hard (name drop, name drop). Maybe it's got something to do with all the coke. He was there with Steve Martin, and I've honestly heard funnier conversations in the local bar. To be fair, bar comics probably couldn't do stand-up, but both these guys were a big let down in person.
arse, you met Robin and Steve? How interesting. There have been times (in my youth) that I enjoyed Steve a little bit, he was off beat and had a catchy gimmick. Til he wore it out anyway. But Robin, never could tolerate him, and always wondered what the fuss was, or the attraction, as a stand up. I HAVE enjoyed a movie or two that I've seen him in over the years. He does have some marginal acting talent. But I would rather have a sharp stick in the eye than watch his stand up routine. I want to see someone who makes me laugh, not makes me nervous!
oh yeah, arseface: I met him too at Bill Cosby's house. Carol Burnett was there and Tim Conway was stopping by later. Red Skelton came and picked them all up to go to Caroline's. It was a riot.
I believe you arse. Celebrities got to be somewhere, right? Once in awhile, people run into them. For all I know, you're a celebrity too. Famous people own computers. Doesn't matter, either way.
In my neck of the woods, I saw Bob Eubanks once, in a truckstop, around 2 AM, about 25 years ago. His laugh sounds exactly the same on TV as it did two booths away. Ha! Top that, any of you.
I almost ran over Paul Newman with my mountain bike! He was a little miffed too..it was in 1992 at MIS (Michigan International Speedway) we had pit passes and went wheeling around and whoops! Almost got him. Ahh the good ole days!
Thankyou FTB.
I am a celebrity only in my own home and in the world of those whose faces look like arses. Mine is apparently king of the hill, so at least I have a very localised fan base.
I am a well know celebrity in sweden , i can't say anything more than that, this is why i post on here, it is the only place i get treated normally. Women throw themselves at me like nutters, they are usually old as i target the old market, i'm a pianist and sing on cruise ships, i have a comb over.
All i can say is i once made love to the blonde one out of ABBA but i had to stop as his beard was giving me a rash.
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