Chris Farley and Tom Arnold teach you how to meet chicks

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1 year ago
me It's me ! Firsssst!!
1 year ago
I'm not going to comment on Tom or Chris!
Please, all of you can tell me what I should be thinking?
1 year ago
What YOU should or would be thinking, "Dude! He's hot."
1 year ago
My dead grandmother told me that one of those guys is living in a van down by the river.
1 year ago
Shit, Thats not one of those guys your Grandma sees!!

Its Douche that your dear old Grandma keeps seeing! LOL!

Cause Douche IS LIVING IN A VAN,DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!
1 year ago
Damn, just gotta kick a man when he is down. Just cause I gotta perform fellatio at truckstops in order to eat doesn't make me a bad person! Its just been a rough time lately! I am trying to get back on my feet. I am almost there, but now I need some dental work!
1 year ago
Oh mah gawd.

Was that.....? Could that have been......? was it really......YOU?

(vomits in a most violent manner)

THEY SAID KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED! THEY SAID I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE!!

I knew I shouldn't have pulled into that truck stop.

Fokkers.
1 year ago
Canuck - you need to spank off or get with the wife more. You had quite a build up! Not only was their a mouthful, but a protein facial was a result of not being able to swallow fast enough. I'm not a beer guzzling champ!
1 year ago
Guten Morgen Glumberters!

I haf studied zis video six times, und I haf decided on mein technique to voo Fraulein Freetobe. I particularly like ze "shirt over ze kopf" technique, but ven I practised it in front of ze mirror, I could of course not see vot it looked like, vich vos ein slight problem.
Herr Canuck - do you sink I should vear mein uniform ven I meet ze Fraulein?
Or vould ein simple tuxedo be more appropriate? It is many years since I did any vooing, und zat vos to lure Conchita. Vith her it vos kvite simple und involved payment und free schnapps. Perhaps Fraulein Freetobe rekvires ein more subtle approach. Do you sink she vould like armadillo shell jewellery? I do not vish to approach her directly at zis stage, so perhaps you could at as ein intermediary? It vould be most appreciated. I am sure zere are many ozzer Glumberters who vould cut off zere testicles to vin her hand, so I vill haf to take mein A game to ze party, as ze Americans say.
1 year ago
You too sir are a fucking retard
1 year ago
It's a wonder this guy lived as long as he did. He was pretty funny.
Next time off the hill and at a mall I'm going to try this.
1 year ago
I used the fall down techinque to get my woman. We have been together for 3 years and are getting married on the 26th of Jan.

Thank you Chris Farley
1 year ago
Whats his name?
1 year ago
didn't tom arnold mary that bushpig roseanne
he should be deported for that
1 year ago
or maybe a prize for courage.
1 year ago
He was deported. That's why he's in the US.
1 year ago
that shows that he has REAL dating skills. HAH!
1 year ago
Roseanne is definitely a 12 packer
1 year ago
Ya he did. Then they divorced. "bushpig" good one!
1 year ago
Inane and so not funny-not Chris' best work. He was so bright and funny, what happened here, did Tom bring him down to his level? That's the only way to explain this vid. Damn that he died.
1 year ago
true dat
1 year ago
miss chris farley he was HILARIOUS gotta check out SCHLITZ GAY BEER with him and adam sandler on YOUTUBE
1 year ago
HOLY SHIT!! lol

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