Damn, just gotta kick a man when he is down. Just cause I gotta perform fellatio at truckstops in order to eat doesn't make me a bad person! Its just been a rough time lately! I am trying to get back on my feet. I am almost there, but now I need some dental work!
Canuck - you need to spank off or get with the wife more. You had quite a build up! Not only was their a mouthful, but a protein facial was a result of not being able to swallow fast enough. I'm not a beer guzzling champ!
I haf studied zis video six times, und I haf decided on mein technique to voo Fraulein Freetobe. I particularly like ze "shirt over ze kopf" technique, but ven I practised it in front of ze mirror, I could of course not see vot it looked like, vich vos ein slight problem.
Herr Canuck - do you sink I should vear mein uniform ven I meet ze Fraulein?
Or vould ein simple tuxedo be more appropriate? It is many years since I did any vooing, und zat vos to lure Conchita. Vith her it vos kvite simple und involved payment und free schnapps. Perhaps Fraulein Freetobe rekvires ein more subtle approach. Do you sink she vould like armadillo shell jewellery? I do not vish to approach her directly at zis stage, so perhaps you could at as ein intermediary? It vould be most appreciated. I am sure zere are many ozzer Glumberters who vould cut off zere testicles to vin her hand, so I vill haf to take mein A game to ze party, as ze Americans say.
Inane and so not funny-not Chris' best work. He was so bright and funny, what happened here, did Tom bring him down to his level? That's the only way to explain this vid. Damn that he died.
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