Yeah, they do. I also heard that they don't let them play the "All-American sport" in the boonies because the stupid porch monkeys keep calling it f-ball.
the black guy's name is "Stranded" he's a bagger at the general store and married to a white woman named "Stookie", they own their own Trailer. So there.
Right gym?
Ep, I do agree that not all of my little skits are funny, and that's my own point of view. But it looks like a few other people enjoy them. I really don't care too much whether you guys want me to stay or not, so if everyone starts complaining, I'll leave. And for future reference canvck, I AM a girl.
*Slaps forehead*. Alright kiddies, lets break out the animal crackers and crayons and start at round one. Repeat after me: I will speak rationally and not act like George Bush off his Ritalin.
You may be right.. perhaps we should wait and find out. I'll admit I have a problem with fighting.. during my school days, it was detentions every other week and a bad reputation for being extremely pugnacious.
Go figure.. study hall in the computer lab is over, so poor little ratshit had to head to geography class. Too bad his school's proxy server doesn't block Glumbert. That, or he's just a total pussy.
iamnotachildjurrassicihave been herebeforebutyouallgangeduponmenowiamenjoyinghavingyouaskwhowhatandwhyarewetalkingtowhenwecanignoremesoitsuptoyoutochangeglumbertbenicetoeachotherandiwillgoaway.
In english so you shit for brains can understand ,be nice to each other and I will leave .Say your sorry to each other.Rat Bastard my new alias we all love each other peace and love to all
Thanks shakarra, but ratbastard isn't bugging me. As a matter of fact, although he is an attention starved friendless little creep, I am enjoying spoon-feeding him exactly what he wants. I know I should just ignore him, but the temptation is just too much. Mimic wasn't making fun of me, merely trying to act confusing. (Can you verify that mimic? Just in case.) Also, before any dimwits jump on the bandwagon and decide this idiotic newcomer is infinity, I would like to state that infinity knows his shit. That kid is the kind of thing you don't see everyday. Wiccan agrees with me, although she hasn't said so openly. Use your craniums though guys, who ELSE did everyone gang up on? Em25em. Smart enough to use a few big words, but too dumb to act smart. Think about it. I would say it fits. Peacegirl, sorry about my welcome. I hope you know I was joking.. anyway, as long as you don't try to make yourself a moving target, you won't wind up as a sitting duck.
good question...obvious answer....pirating a name gets you immediate attention....exactly what laptop-armed juveniles need to stoke their own electronic egos.
Hi.
My name is Arnold Simpson, and I am a psychology student at Lancaster University in England.
I am preparing a thesis on internet sites for my degree and a major part of my dissertation will be on the sorts of people who contribute to sites such as this one, i.e. Glumbert.
The main thrust of my argument will be that, because individuals can retain total anonymity, they tend to take on multiple personalities as an outlet for frustrations, often articulating thoughts and views which they would otherwise find it difficult to express.
I would appreciate co-operation in this, and if you could paste this questionnaire (together with your answers) under your names on this thread, it will help with my research.
1). My nationality is...........
2). Sex............
3). Age..........
4). Reason for contributing to Glumbert............
5). I wipe my arse a) from back to front, b) from front to back..........
6). I would describe myself as - a) moron, b) imbecile, 3) cretin, 4) sad bastard, 5) the most wonderful person in the universe, 6) canadian.
Incidentally, I have been posting for some months now as adolfvanker, fearofflying, pistaker, angryman, godswrath, ramitupme, clevelandmudslide, hairypie, honeybadger, elephantseal, internationaltimes, canvck1963, conchita, garbage, arseface, enormouspenis, badlywipedbuttocks, and one or two more I cannot remember.
The experiment is now at an end, so please contribute to my final findings.
Thankyou.
4). Reason for contributing to Glumbert............ Bored at work
5). I wipe my arse a) from back to front, b) from front to back..........sitting down like a women
6). I would describe myself as - a) moron, b) imbecile, 3) cretin, 4) sad bastard, 5) the most wonderful person in the universe, 6) canadian.
sad bastard
You forgot to mention americansareallidiots , i didn't get garbage, but i knew the others, i have never had an alias because i think it is weak!
i would say your real reason for posting is because you like controlling other people and may have ocd and maybe other issues, there again who hasn't got issues on here.
Well arnold!
You can fuck off for a start. You've a fucking nerve claiming to be me. I don't know about the other guys, but how are you going to prove it?
Go on - post as all of them now or fuck off and stop wasting our time.
Tosser.
Woah shit.. infinity was right. This place IS a testing grounds. I'll fess up to my aliases later. But I'll tell you right now, it is impossible to see into my mind. My reason for making aliases was pure fun.. it's impossible to annoy me, just as it is impossible to make me do something I don't want to. Arnold, I have to say, I already knew some of those profiles were linked. Maybe the experiment is over, but you should stay, as Arnold, and keep the cheer up.
Like adolf an canvck.. who else could come up with such brilliance? or buttocks and arse, although buttocks showed up more. Or, naturally, you could be lying. You never can tell, can you?
ok. i lied.
I am mako. oh, and goldbardeb and randalflagg and chucknorriss and infinity and ratbastard and a few others.
Don't you see - there are only three people on the whole of Glumbert, all jerking off to each other.
There ARE more than three people on Glumbert. Take brownlove for example. I could be wrong with this, but I'm pretty sure he isn't smart enough to manage more than one profile. If I'm wrong, speak up browny!
HEAR YEE HEAR YEE>CANCK1963 is our old friend CANUCK1963. Read what he writes ,make up you own mind .
Ratbastard was created to bring back canuck1963.HAHAHARB
This thread reminds me of the time I auditioned for a part in the ground-breaking but convoluted spy thriller The Bourneville Identity, starring Matt Dillon. I was after the part of the Russian agent who stalks Bourneville and tries to shoot him in the ass throughout the movie. I got right into the character, of course, and even learned basic Russian phrases like "My gun is smoking in your anus American" and "How much is that potato?" Well, the test was going pretty wwll until I was asked to demonstrate my free running skills. I jumped on the producer's desk and did a back flip onto his lap. Unfortunately I rushed his balls with my heel when I landed and he had me thrown out. I never realised how angry a film mogul could get until that happened. Oh, and I didn't get the part. Sour grapes I reckon.
It was a shit movie anyway. You couldn't hear a fucking thing and that Scottish actor Courtney Cox was too fat for his part.
Stupid.............but funny........sheesh, get your own i.d..........you are fun to read, but labor under a pirated name.
Just do it.....and post more (hey, hey, hey....) stuff.
(btw, actually, when I played trumpet in my high school band, some freakin' italiano name of Laurientis, a senior when I was a junior, tells me he's got a big money job for me if I agree to do a New Years party for free.......I did, he didn't............but at least the booze was good, and gratis).
A close study of the names will reveal that the original canuck1963 has not made an appearance using his own name for some time now. Some may be happy, some may not. I believe he will re-emerge before too long. canvck1963 is an amusing bastard. canck1963 is a wannabe amusing bastard.
all things exist in the realm of "possibility", but frankly .........ratbastard is well named, and accumulates a predictable level of scut, while the original (why I am so aimed at helping him maintain his own arbitrary and argumentative identity evades me but whatthehell...) canuck has well established a unique identity...should not be enfringed-upon, IMO.
Also, frankly, I don't miss his gratuitous slams on us, though he has been careful to separate Bush from Americans. Actually, it is up to US (that is, the American public) to slam our leadership if we choose to do so...a practice energetically pursued right up to election time....and that is how it is here in the lower 48.
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