I figured out why it takes glumbert so long to post videos. It's simple: since they steal the videos from other websites, it takes them forever to get all the copyrights and paperwork fluff outta' the way.
One day, landrygirl is walking down the street and he sees a hot girl.
After getting a loan from the bank, he bribes the girl into marrying him.
That night, only a few hours after the wedding, landrygirl takes is new wife to his bedroom to have sex. About ten seconds into it, she asks: Is that all?!
Don't worry, says landrygirl, It gets better with age.
Huh, says his wife, My mom always said that it gets worse.
Your mom wouldn't know a good fuck if she got one up the ass, He retorts.
Really?, she says. And how did YOU every find out what a good fuck is without a dick?
If you were four years old or illeterate, you might say something like that. You can type, so that means your just an etremely violent pre-pubescant midget. Fuck off or I'll tell everyone you're infinity.
I love David A. and this series was awesome. back when I used to have trouble falling asleep, I'd put one of his videos on...life of mammals or something and his voice would put me out. BBC out did themselves having him do these series.
Datelinepredator- Is there a sane person on this website? Is there a sane person in the world? Canuck exists, therefore I put up with him. Like I once said, it's not my fault his parents couldn't restrain themselves. And don't you dare answer this.
No - really - time to fess up.
I am
badlywipedbuttocks
enormouspenis
godswrath
angryman
hairypie
clevelandmudslide
ramitupme
arseface
adolfvanker
conchita
qlanettint
Yeah, all the assholes/geniuses ever to cross glumbert. Thats twice I've been proved right. You people keep this up, and I'm gonna become the conspiracy-theorist nut embodiment of canuck. Fartknocker creates the second group, and I control the third. The third consists of some you know, some you will never guess, and all I will never tell. The other people, the ones that own one or two aliases, (infinity, billboat, etc..) the mostly original people, sven, goldbardeb, mitercut, the "classics", make up the rest of glumbert. 3 major alias groups all more or less admitted, a few small time profile shifters, and some genuines. That makes glumbert, people. One thing: I ain't going nowwhere, fartknocker is still here, and you know as well as I do that you aren't going anywhere, badlywiped. You and me have been running this site. You give up now, and I'm taking over. I knew you were EP, and mudslide, I suspected arseface, qlanet, never would've suspected adolf. I still say sven fits into this somewhere.
Fartknocker, your "jenny" profile is the one you were sincere on. Use that one, drop the others. Hope you don't hold it against me that you let it out. You know a truth here, don't let it out. I know the rest, and I'm keeping it that way. If badlywiped leaves, I'm taking over. Simple. martyr, I know your hanging around. I'll deal with you later. And any remaining aliases that havn't been confessed, don't bother, I know who you are. I'll shoot you down as the time comes.
If I haven't been clear to anyone, feel free to speak up, but I won't give a shit either way. If you can't understand me, than you aren't smart enough for me to bother talking to.
Canuck, I'll stop making fun of you, but as it's been said, "there ain't enough room in this town for the two of us." Shut up, and cool off. I give a fuck, so shut your over-sized skullcave. "making fun of" doesn't include "telling the truth".
I have a sneaking feeling that buttocks may in fact be canuck, but I actually don't care. I'm pretty sure he's not mudline, godswrath or adolf - not clever enough. He might be freetobe, but that would be pretty weird!
I lived in Australia for a half of a year doing study abroad. When I first arrived there, the mornings seemed unique with their chirping everywhere. After a while, they got SO FUCKING ANNOYING and they woke me up every morning. Reminder: I'm not a morning person. Hence the name.
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