Leave Britney Alone!

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First:oxenfree
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1 year ago
wow...so worng on SOOOO many different levels.

NUT JOB!!
1 year ago
From one certified Bad Ass to another: I feel you need to go to the dentist.

oxox M. Katzman
1 year ago
He's important! His tears sustain me. Delicious!
1 year ago
LAWL
1 year ago
fukked up! i didn't realize this was a "dude"
1 year ago
omg, me neither, it's not well now, hahaha!
1 year ago
1 year ago
I MEAN IT
1 year ago
all I can do is smile at this because, it has real problems of shims own
1 year ago
is that a dood or a chick?
1 year ago
nevermind 3rd well now fourth LMAO this guys makes me LAFF lolz emo LESS QQ MORE PEW PEW
1 year ago
LOL i cant stop laughing either
1 year ago
Britney's a fat slut and her performance at the VMA sucked ass and she gained so much weight by the way and she wears a wig and she sucks ass
1 year ago
*clap clap*
1 year ago
I don't know what this guy's/girl's problem is. He/she needs to grow a pair of testicles/vagina or act like a man/woman and deal with his/her "shortcomings"/PMS and deal with it
1 year ago
omg that was freaking HEEEELAAAAYREEEEEOUS lolz
1 year ago
I've seen this fraggle before. He's in love with his brother, who, in my opinion, is just as whacked out as this thing is. Parents, please don't do drugs. Ever.
1 year ago
You people are too funny LMAO :)
1 year ago
They must have meet in Rehab
1 year ago
Attention seeking must run in the canuck family. Here's his wife looking for the spotlight. I must say, she looked a lot better at the gang bang. Then again, that was after a few beers.

http://www.glumbert.com/media/oldladyflash
1 year ago
Someone please kick this "person's" ass...guy or girl or whatever...i'd like to bash this idiot in the mouth!
1 year ago
BTW, is the person supposed to be in the sixth sense or what...what's with the sheet tent?
1 year ago
Wow...seriously...get a hold of yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I support Britney too...but your making us all look like idiots!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
cough
1 year ago
HEHE "she's not well!!!" Neither are you.

it's sad to see the things we deem important.
1 year ago
fearofflying... I thought you were a red head.
1 year ago
Damn... beat me to it.
1 year ago
LOLOLOLOL!!!
1 year ago
whoa, tough guy, the media is going to be scared shitless...
1 year ago
Hey! Was that iluvballs?
1 year ago
Britney, leave US alone!
1 year ago
What a freak... and Brittany is still hotter than 95% of women... but she has always been a no talent hack... bye bye ya hillybilly slut
1 year ago
this guy is a freak!
1 year ago
and the oscar goes to...
1 year ago
LOL
1 year ago
nice highlights!
1 year ago
britney needs a new hairstylist. did you see the horrible weave?!?!?
1 year ago
finally, someone who gets it! lol
1 year ago
The look on his face in the thumbnail just cracked me up. There are wars going on and people all over the world have real human needs like food, water, shelter and this fool is pleading for us to leave britney alone.

Actually I'm prepared to leave her alone(not that I was really bothering her to begin with) she isn't important. Same goes for paris and linsey lohan. Leave them all alone because they don't deserve to be seen, spoken about or thought of.
1 year ago
Bullseye!
1 year ago
Could not agree with you more~ no one pays as much attention to the gals out there who are real singers and actresses. In my opinion, this guy is whacked !! Good comment - best said.
1 year ago
Is this dude hiding in a closet? And his hair looks like that of a sappy skunks ass. Brittany is a pathetic tramp and deserves to be treated as such. Did she ever have a song worth listening to? I think not! This dudes parents must have been brother
1 year ago
this guy is a good argument for tub drowning,what was/are his parent fucking doing.
To the reactionary sorts commenting here, this fellow is indulging in a new, low-brow form of performance art that has become common on sites such as Youtube. He is playing a role - the character he plays in particular may have some similarities to his real (or at least real-life) persona, and this should indicate some level of self-satire. Other performers on Youtube are not self-satirizing, such as Daxflame, who satirizes our response to people with low-level learning disabilites (but unfortunately ends up frequently satirizing the learning-disabled themselves). Compared to others, then, as a self-satirist, this guy is at least socially harmless - unlike many of the fascistic homophobes who have commented here in response to this irritating, weak and self-indulgent video.
1 year ago
If that is indeed the case then he/she deserves an Oscar for most tantrumic performance since Jack Nicholson in The Shining
1 year ago
Well how in the hell would we or should we know that? He looks like an out of touch idiot, and if he actully took time to make this a performance that makes it worse. In any case hes a waste of space and so is anyone who regards this as some form of art.
1 year ago
Makes sense. Welcome to the Improv, or welcome to the end of civilization. I thought it might be canuck in drag.
1 year ago
Reason 4145 NOT to watch BOOBtube.
1 year ago
W- Performer or not - He is a out of touch idiot.
1 year ago
Yankees!:)
1 year ago
SOX ! ! !
1 year ago
now that is a comment pooply! who's next
1 year ago
I laughed my ass off and then grew another one then laughed that off as well!!

That was the funniest thing I have seen in the last two weeks! Its almost as funny as Vince the ginnie.
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1 year ago
That person's got problems. Get a life and grow the FUCK UP.
1 year ago
Much rather fuck the grow up
1 year ago
I love fucking spoonerisms
1 year ago
M - tried that once, bent my dick.
1 year ago
no way is she a dude....yeah?...no way show me you tits dude
1 year ago
At least Britney is now not the biggest loser in American pop culture.
Congratulations on the new title freak show!

People like this should be euthanized
1 year ago
i'm not one who really condones phycological meds ,(but i guess there are exceptions to the rule)
Any one want to place a bet on how long it will be before this..guy..(a guess) is on the front page after picking off 18 people with a machine pistol outside of a Chritisina Aguiliera concert? That gets 5 to 1 odds. If he just kills himself after breaking into his idol's house, that will pay just 4 to 1. If he ends up the new host on Entertainment Tonight, sorry, that only pays 2 to 1.
1 year ago
Classic Randal!
1 year ago
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Some people will do anything for a bit of attention. And this shim is certainly (some people)!!
So if anyone is feeling sorry for this #%*@#$ Please save it for someone more
deserving!!!
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1 year ago
Like yourself? What are those dots for? Also all those useless posts of random words all about? If you need a hug, just ask for one mate.

The drama queen can also stick it for all i care.
1 year ago
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Oh the dots give the space I properly desire, I'm a bit claustrophobic.


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1 year ago
"Anyone who has a problem with her...you deal with ME! Coz she's not well right now...Boohoohuurhuur!"

Erm... I prescribe:

Sodium thiopental
Pancuronium Bromide
Potassium Chloride

In that order - it's a one stop cure for people with his ailment...

Quite honestly one of the funniest clips in a while.

Unpronouncable - I'll lay $50 on The Aguiliera concert please!
1 year ago
This is the same guy that when Britney is, "back on top" so to speak, will call her a "betch". I guarantee it.
1 year ago
it looks like mike jackson almost finnished his sex and race change
1 year ago
Donner und Blitzen!

I haf just votched zis hideous creature blubbering und gibbering und slobbering.
After many years reflecting on mein original philosophy on "ze final solution" I vos beginning to sink I vos wrong.
But now, I am not so sure....
1 year ago
Sorry.....

But.....

The cheese has completely...utterly...and totally...slid off this kids cracker.
1 year ago
wow cansuck shows who he really is then posts a comment to try and hide it, the closet must be the place where he loves to run to in a tough position, i always knew he took these comments up the ass aparently it's not the only thing he takes up the ass.
1 year ago
Hi, Well to me this is really Heartbreaking!! I mean if he is a True fan of Britney's he wants to tell everyone how he feels!! It made me cry really because he felt so deep about her and he don't even know her. I wonder what she would think if she saw this video of her True fan sticking up for her. yes, a bit silly to come out on video but that is the thing now!! If you want to voice your 0pinion then do it on You tube or here!! I feel sorry for him really being all chocked up about Britney. True she to me has gone off the deep end and maybe she has to act out too because she maybe going through postpartum. It can happen a few years after Kids. Hang in there Kid. They will get theirs!!
1 year ago
I was going to say he acts a bit like a White Michael Jackson. You know when he cried for what happened to him!! What a sad sight!
1 year ago
Not too sure if you're serious, but it looks like it. It's easy to blast posters/videos because we are all anonymous. For some, I think, it gives outlet to urges they can't display in other parts of their lives.

All that said...this person is either certifiably stupid (unable or unwilling or not motivated to separate fantasy from reality), or a terrific poseur (didn't know if it was actor or actress, so chose a gender-neutral term...tho', I suppose it could also be "poseure"....ahhhh.......you get the idea).

Nice to see compassion...seldom seen on these threads.
1 year ago
heshe is not appearing to be human - who is heshe to know if britney is human - what a loser - self absorbed idiot in a cry for help - sorry - ain't none available
1 year ago
This he/she male is crazy. It needs professional help, as does Britney (but for different reasons). He/she needs to be found and placed in a facility that can help with the numerous mental problems he/she appears to have.
1 year ago
OMG ... somewhat commented this earlier ... "The Oscar goes to ... !" Yo she was horrible on the MTV awards show
1 year ago
Who's Britney and why do i have to leave her alone?
1 year ago
What a fabulously androgynous specimen! I don't actually give a toss what this vision of loveliness is talking about. But those smouldering eyes, that voluptuous mouth, that high, intelligent forehead! I'd pay good money for a half hour with it in any public toilet. I'm convinced there is more going on in that clever head than meets the eye. Oooooh. I'm beginning to cream at the very thought of it. I'm so glad I found this site. More of the same please webmaster. Delicious. Gooooorrrrrggggghhhhh. Uuuuuuuh. There, that's much better.
1 year ago
Although I do think this is over the top,,I do feel sorry for Britney. The papparazzi are ignorant.
1 year ago
This chick is hot
1 year ago
Ummmmmmm check the adams apple
1 year ago
Oh shit your right...I can't believe I shot two times because of her...him.
1 year ago
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FLMFAO.. AT FUSTERCLUCK AND COMMENT!!!! dude that was funny,, thx I needed that!!!!
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ROTFLMFAOOOOOOO

(sides hurting on that one...almost couldn't type...LOL)
1 year ago
i love you canuck and everyone...... remember....

LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE BRITNANANANANYYYYYYYYYYY ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!
sounds like she isnt the only one going through a hard time either eh?
1 year ago
i like turtles
1 year ago
Meet presidential hopeful Mitt Romney's new running mate.....
1 year ago
I mean it!
1 year ago
This person needs to get a life - there are more important things in the world than Britney in the media ... if she didn't want to be looked at and critiqued, she wouldn't be a pop superstar... deal with it... GET A LIFE!
1 year ago
If anyone remembers, this is the mo that claimed he and his "brother" were in love and sleeping together; remember that creepy video? My wish is that someone shows him his videos in 20 years....along with his co-workers and boss :)
1 year ago
You’re so fucking stupid kid!!! “You’re not well right now"! You need to go to doctor phil because you have major issues.... Britney needs to take care of her kids so they don’t turn out mentally challenged like you. It’s not about how she looks or anything of that nature it is how she had demented herself by partying for days before a performance that high coked out crazy bitch. She has lost all her reputation and you just gained yours! You are psycho maniac that swears that some one is going to listen to a word you said... at least we know you can do your make up better than she can.
1 year ago
Well apparently over 7 MILLION people have listened to every word he's said if you check the view count on YouTube not to mention Goggle, MySpace, Facebook, and all the lemming "news" organization who lunged at the opportunity to ridicule him without any "investigating" on who he is and what he does.

And all you homophobic haters fell hook line and sinker for it. HAHAHA

I think it is hysterical how easily he has got you all up in a tissy screaming for his death. How very Christian of all of you. Kill that which you don't understand.

All his videos are parodies of rediculous people.

like all of you! YOU chose to click the link and watch it, THEN you chose to click the link and type all your disgusting, hateful, murderous words.

SLAP YOUR SELF ON THE BACK AND POP THAT PABST BLUE RIBBON !!!!!!
1 year ago
This guy needs to get a life
1 year ago
All i could do was laugh what the hell was that
1 year ago
This is so true!.... I mean the kid looks like a freak, but what he saids is true! We should all do videos like this!..... then maybe they will leave her alone......

Peace
1 year ago
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! thats a dude? did he build a fort or something? what is he under? Britney is such a hot mess. You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl. This is the funniest thing i have seen in a while.
1 year ago
hahaha i want to know what's up with the bed sheet too!!! Maybe it's trying to make a statement by not leaving his fort till we LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! ??????
1 year ago
I find it interesting that no one comments on the fact that he is right on target in his observations. Brittney is going through alot, 1st time on stage in 4 yrs, a loser cheating husband, her parents used her since she was a child to make $$, she had 2 kids in 2 1/2 yrs
1 year ago
she's made 74 billion dollars, is spoiled as hell, really never had any talent other than tits and on and on...
1 year ago
This Guy/Girl is probably depositing his check from the Brittany Publicity account right now.
1 year ago
Wow.....I feel sorry for this bitch.
MUST get a life.................PLEASE!!!!!!!
1 year ago
DUDE ITS FREAKIN DAVID SPADE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A FRUITCAKE
1 year ago
Deal with him because "she's not well right now"??? And HE IS?!?!?!
1 year ago
Really fucking disturbing i tell ya.. I shat my pants...
1 year ago
Well asswipe, I think she sucked! I think she's a "has been", no talent t*at. So what are you gonna do about it, cry some more?!?!?!
1 year ago
Wow. This guy needs to, not, with the speed.
1 year ago
lol that guy is fucked
1 year ago
Oh mah Gawd.

The more I watch this dufus, the harder I laugh!

Who gives a shit (I don't) if it's an "act" or not?? It's still freakin' funny!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1 year ago
(he says to the mirror every morning.)
1 year ago
"She's not well right now"?
1 year ago
Although what he says is spot on - I think he needs to focus on his own life.
1 year ago
did you notice that this bumpkin does not shed 1 tear. and the bumpkin is right i want more, more money
1 year ago
thats a guy???
1 year ago
This is a guy??? OK. I have nothing against TG's and I do think Britney has some serious issues and should get "herself" out of the spotight and get into a loooooong term recovery program, but this dude needs to got back to his MD and lighten up on the estrogen!!!
1 year ago
Look at this stupid ass tranny!! He/she's gotta be the only britney fan who gives a fuck! The tranny needs to kill him/her self. he/shes upset that his brother didnt blow him/her before he went to the psychiatrist! Get over it you gay tranny!
1 year ago
OK guys! This is what happens when you do crack and eat paint chips.
1 year ago
This is the worst Noxema commercial ive ever seen!!
1 year ago
Hey fruit cake, Britney called, she wants her eye liner back.
1 year ago
and her career...
1 year ago
OMG you're so totally right! I feel like awful each time I hear vicious stuff about her on TV it's so bad that people do that and like feel so nonchalant about it! They did the same to Paris too when she went to jail. None of them deserves to be treated the way they are, just because they're celebrities it doesn't mean they don't have feelings or that they're invulnerable to all the crap people say about them, it really does bring one down.

And to all the people that have dissed this poor devoted and offended fan of Britney you should be ashamed of yourselves, you people are the worst and you're all burning in Hell you bitches. Have some decency for Christ's sake, show some respect, you're all a whole bunch of poorly educated bastards, playing with people's feelings like that? Karma's a bitch, remember this you assholes.
1 year ago
Tell me about your adam's apple...
1 year ago
If Karma's anywhere near as big a bitch as the thing in this video then I'll kick her arse too when I meet her!

Now go stick up for Michael Jackson or something. Anything. Anywhere

Anywhere else that is...
1 year ago
Karma IS a bitch. My karma ran over my dogma.
1 year ago
No...it's a chic. Must be. Guys aren't fans of Britney Speared...well, her nortons, yes.
1 year ago
I can't tear myself away...will someon talk me through one more self induced baby batter production?
1 year ago
Yankees!:)
1 year ago
That stopped it
1 year ago
Randal.....

I'm gonna fix your wagon there, bucko.

But good.
1 year ago
This is fantastic....I had to watch it again....

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE....RIGHT NOW.....I MEAN IT!!!!
1 year ago
is that a guy? wtf? im scared!
1 year ago
Can we say "Leave Britney alone" can now mean stop marchin the kaiser...stop pullin for joy...stop taming the cyclops...stop hitchin a ride...
1 year ago
I just vigorously left Britney alone
1 year ago
And he thinks Brittany needs help??? He is living all his shortcomings vicariously through her. Will someone give him a dick to suck on to shut his piehole!
1 year ago
no wonder we haven't found Osama yet
1 year ago
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I refuse to leave Britney alone!!! Every day four,five,ten I don't care how many times!! I will call her and say.......Briiiiiiitney...Briiiiiiiiiiiitney......Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitney.....Then hang up its frigen hilarious!!

opps Its time for her midmorning call now gatta go.

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1 year ago
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said NO NO NO! :P
1 year ago
I was just listening to that song!
Amy needs to go to rehab.
1 year ago
man...I am back to view this Blair witch wannabe bitch blow snot bubbles and cry.
Must
resist
urge to leave Britney alone
1 year ago
I completely agree with him... actually she is amazing!!! What can you do... she's human!!! Everyone goes through their rough times... (I went to her concert and it was amazing, she worked hard, and was their with the fans...... oh well maybe some people didn't think she did good at the VMA's but.... she's Britney... she can do whatever she wants... she got paid either way.................................) hell the person probably reading this has had or will EVENTUALLY have their rough time.... SERIOUSLY... LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.....
1 year ago
you know i really think your IT, the person in the video above who just recently got an acocunt with glumbert. FUCK BRITTANY!
1 year ago
And this is the kind of man we're raising in America now? No wonder they want to kill us all. Heaven help us.
1 year ago
Yeah, we all should be raised in AMERICA to be free to not say or do anything and look exactly alike. That's what freedom is.
1 year ago
Oh yeah, thanks Oprah.
1 year ago
1 year ago
yeah, if they gave him a mirror all he would do is "tuck".

Can you say "issues"?????

I MEAN IT! HA!
1 year ago
pretty eyes though...

heehee
1 year ago
Soooo Phony, reminds me of a girl I know, her name is Courtney Smith, PHONY!!!!!! And GAY!!!!
1 year ago
To Pink420honey, yeah your right, everyone has problems, I dont even think that Brittany has half as many problems as this dude in this video, he is who needs help, Brittany has the money to get herself help but this fan he needs to take off that eyeliner, grab his balls and realize he is male and not a he/she!!! And his crying, so phony c'mon give me a break!!!! He should be crying saying leave him alone because if anyone in this world is confused and in need of help it's this kid!! Glad he is not my son, thank god, I would have to kick his ass!!!
1 year ago
somebody please behead this fucker....probably a Hillary supporter
1 year ago
we're all less for having seen this shit. . .LOL.. .damn . . .I wish his daddy would have pulled out. . .or his mother had an abortion
1 year ago
do the world a favor, both you and britany need to commit a double suiside, you faggot!
This public service announcement brought to you by tattoodemon
have a nice day
1 year ago
is "IT" laying in a coffin? because that sheet/background looks like a coffin liner
1 year ago
Are we sure this is a guy? I thought it was a chick. Either way, it needs to calm down..
1 year ago
I thought it was a chick just long enough to....nnngggg (don't look at me)....ahhh
1 year ago
interesting that the song ms. spears sang was "give me more"
1 year ago
TAKE A GOOD LOOK.GUY .THIS PERSON IS SO FEMININE TAKE A LOOK
NOT ONLY IS THIS INDIVIDUAL UNSTABLE LISTEN TO THE VOICE AND LOOK AT THE PERSON A GUY THIS LOOKS LIKE A GIRL AND SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL TO ME.AND WHOEVER YOU ARE YOU ARE NOT ALL THERE LISTEN TO YOURSELF WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
1 year ago
THIS has become the new internet phenomenon. Please just kill me now.
1 year ago
ROFLROFL.
I was having the shittiest day.
And then someone sends me this.
I'm truly grateful for all people in the world like this who make me feel like I'm NOT the dumbest person, even on a shit day.

Thank you unnamed girl.....guy.....it....thing, for a needed confidence boost.

I'll be sure to bash Britney everywhere I go, and think of you when I do so.

"Bash Britney"............I think I have a new T-shirt slogan.
1 year ago
I feel bad for this Guy , I would like to meet him . I would beat him to death just to end his suffering. Just goes to show you there are too many Fuc**d up people out there in the world. Oh man it just get's better every time I replay it. * I think he needs a little more eye liner ! He should come to terms with the fact that Brittany is toasted , anyone who can make K'Fed look like a good guy has got to be a waste!
1 year ago
1 year ago
Let's see , Brittany Spears has ton's more money than most of us , She could have any guy she wants , She could own anything she wants , She could retire and still live the rest of her life on easy street... So what does she do ? Hooks up with shit bags , Sucks tons of dirty cock , Smokes any shit she can buy , Has kids she doesn't take care of , ect.. there's so much more... Face it dude , As fucked up as Brittany is YOU are way more fucked up! This is the kind of person they make Orders of protection for. It's fun writing all this shit
1 year ago
I repeat - This SheMale is probably depositing it's check from the Brittany Publicity account right now. Brittany has not made any money for me. When I get a check for 100K I will leave her alone.

Keep crying and feeding off Brittany you publicity whore, and she will continue to reap the reward from little people like you, and continue to annoy the rest of America with her No Talent Wealthy Noise.
1 year ago
Stop it. You don't know who you are. the make up job is terrrible.
1 year ago
Just when i thought Britney was screwed up......now this emo dood/chick person crying....FUCK...i hear its a dood so FUCK listen grow some balls wipe that mascara off your eyes and lipstick (mommy is gonna want them back) an stop crying about how Britney Spears's career is fucked....god damn
1 year ago
this person might be gay or something but what he/she says is true. Britney is essentially a victim of corporate/celebrity/music/film/etc madness, as well as perhaps some madness in the family. She doesn't seem to have any real friends, people she can trust who really care about her. I like her new song. What she might be doing now is throwing off everyone else's words and opinions - a very necessary thing to do for a public artist and corporate PRODUCT - and just doing what she feels like. I hope she comes out of it all all right. May God give her a good man who can really care for her....
www.myspace.com/andyprattrocks
1 year ago
thats a guy?? wow, coulda fooled me
1 year ago
Fooled me twice!
1 year ago
Freakin Pole Smoker!
1 year ago
and again BRITTANY DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU. did you knows he was on the news LOL they were all is that an adams apple!?!? rofl i was L O L 'ing all the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to the moon
1 year ago
This fucking fruitcake is the funniest shit I have seen in a while. Brittany was fucking wack before the problems. Her and this he/she whore probably just finished a couple of lines. Fuck em both.
1 year ago
FAKER!!! I see no real tears.
1 year ago
DUH !!!
1 year ago
dude, this is hella funny! for all u fkn tards its a joke, not real, dumbasses. hes like steven colbert, hes being funny by playing someone hes not. and yes, it's a boy. most girls dont shave their upper lip.
1 year ago
It's okay, sweetie! Britney's going to be okay!
1 year ago
that's a guy, i thought it was a girl on bad trip lol, i guess shes off her bipolar meds lol
1 year ago
Is that person a G-U-Y ? oh, so fucking like real !! looks more like a L-A-D-Y !! haha ! i couldn`t stop laughing when i saw this video . LMAO xD I don`t see why he has to protest
1 year ago
this guys face should be covered in pubs and he should be holding a can of femine deodorant spray.this is a perfect pus commercial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
tell him to get a life and get over it jeezzz!!!!! and who cares if this person is her number one fan
1 year ago
There, there - it's going to be alright.

Seriously, go to youtube and watch ALL of Chris Crocker's videos. Then you'll know that this is all a just ruse - it would be easy to take him seriously if you haven't seen everything else. Nice job, Chris - but your acting's a little over the top in this one - or maybe under the bottom.
Oops - i did it again.
1 year ago
Also - this is just one of several takes.
...... I logged back in because all you people want is more more more more more more!
1 year ago
Seriously, if this person is not acting and this is real, these are the kinda of people that are physcotic, and walk the schools with assault weapons like Columbine and Virigina Tech. This person needs some real help. And as far as Brittney being divorced with children, big eal, half the world is .. The only thing the rest of them dont have is her money. So boo hoo brittney
1 year ago
Wow! thankyou ......WE love you........ all I can say is WOW!
1 year ago
You stupid people leave Chris alone! you homophobics.. idiots.......... you people are so behind........... Chris Rocks!!
1 year ago
And your a fucking idiot! So you two go hand in hand!
1 year ago
I Like 'Gimme More' and Britneys performance did suck ass..... and this dude is gay and is tripping off something more than just britney....and he surely needs some help and she does too.. maybe they'll do it together...ON The PLUS SIDE...atleast his hair is cute!
1 year ago
fuken funny because you are so so GAY and no her carrier will be over in a year make if that
1 year ago
WOW ALL YOUH FKN RETARDSz LEAVE CHRiS ALONE UR JUSz JELOUS BC U CANT FKN BE LiKE HiM OK SO ON SUM REAL SxHiT STFU FKN LiL RETARDS
1 year ago
Please tell me your joking?
1 year ago
THIS WOMAN/MAN OR SHE-MALE NEEDS HELP.
THIS PERSON NEEDS A LABOTAMIE.............. HAHAHA LOL
ONLY PROFESSIONALS CAN HELP HIM/HER..... i think??
1 year ago
JEZZZ This Dude wears more Eye liner and more Lip stick than my MOM........HEHEHEHE
1 year ago
Now folks! Glumbert paid this he/she for this. Shim~your audition flunked. Your eyeliner didn't even run. LOLOLOLOL
1 year ago
see, the sheet thing is supposed to give the illusion of the proverbial wake up call, you wake up after super partying lying in bed with who knows what, and they ask, "what are thinking?" you respond, "I think Brittany is stupid,,, and who are you?" ergo, the emotions begin....
1 year ago
sally fields has some competition.... "i wanna now why!?!?!!".."i wanna know why!?!?!!".. drink ur juice little boy......"shes a human"..."leave britney alone!!!!!!""....oh my...get this boy laid or give him another pill..!!!!!! someone call dr phil immediately.!!!!!!
i thought this was a woman the whole time until i read the paragraph on it. he sure looks a lot like a woman. hey we should call him man- woman! i mean who cares about britney spears anyway. she was the one who put herself through all that! it is not anyone elses falt but her own.i think this video was completly useless because no one is going to change their mind about britney!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
This had to be an act. It didn't seem genuine at all. There were no real tears. Honey....you personify the classical "Drama Queen." Why would anyone care THAT MUCH what is happening to Britney Spears? Come on....
1 year ago
No shit!
1 year ago
Holy Shit on a stick! This fucker is one fruity bastard! What the fuck!!!

But hey Leave Brittany Alone, Leave her alone right now!

Is this douche bag serious?
1 year ago
So who cares if the guy wants to be a drama queen, live
1 year ago
Give me a break. She mentioned "you are lucky she even performs for you bastards"!! She did not mention that she makes millions. Hell, I will perform for that kind of money. Also , since she does drugs, she has brought all this on herself. Where is the personal responsibility? Nobody in that condition should ever call themselves a mother. Maybe if we leave her alone , she will hit bottom and quit drugs and then her children might be safe with her. Get it together , Britney. Young people look up to you. What kind of example are you!!!!! I do not want my children emulating you.
1 year ago
Randal - They have always been here. Check out the dolphin post. Plus, YouTube just purged all of it's copyrighted content, so here they come....
1 year ago
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HOLY SHIT!! its like a tourist bus of Japanese just debarked above me!!!

Dam where did you all come from!!LOL

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1 year ago
RF, you have to learn to leave Brittney alone. Haven't you worn it off yet?
1 year ago
Dam!!! Lord.A.M it looks like aliens have taken over this thread! Must be britney brings em out of the wood work. LOL
1 year ago
I have a plan Rf. I spelled it out on the stupid plastic music box vid.
1 year ago
And with words like fag, pussy, , jewtuber? OMG what a bunch of homophobic bigots...and just when i thought this world was becoming open-minded....Who knew? there were that many egotistic, narrowminded, rednecked bigots still out there? Freaky to be such a bigot...i think :( And I'm not even gay, just apalled at the slurs that ppl use....wow. and really who cares if the guy is gay or not...but i guess thats what these forums are all about...
1 year ago
Oh...and one more thing...Learn how to spell! ;D
1 year ago
Hi gabby...trouble with other people's free expressions, huh? I completely understand. Th world is a scaaary place (lions and tigers and bears...oh my), and some people cannot fathom differing opinions.
Hang in there, gabby. The "Its a Small World" ride you are on will stop soon and you will have to deal with aaalll sorts of people. Nice people. Mean old nasty people. Fat People. Skinny people.

If you'd like a big purple knob, let me know.
1 year ago
how much snot can a snot swallow and still be snot-brained.....oh yeah, he must have had practice swallowing. i'm not gay bashing, i'm a lesbian myself, but this poor sap's least problem is name-calling. i think he'd probably shoot himself if michael jackson ever goes to prison.....could they be related?
1 year ago
wowwww you r a huuuge loser maybe you should get a life, idiot, and really whats with the makeup are your like a transey its retarded. you need help and anyone who supports this shithole needs help too
1 year ago
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE! LMAO
1 year ago
People who have posted on this are pathetic. I don't think Chris Crocker has a problem. If you're posting comments on his video saying "fucking pussy" "go grow some balls" and "faggot" I think YOU are the fucked up one in this equation. It's fucking 2007. People are gay. Get used to it. And if you don't want to get used to it, at least have a little dencency.
And I'm actually on his side on this one. Sure, she may not be perfect at all, but until you can do a better job than her and prove it I think you should just stop talking.
1 year ago
Thank you for not being a knuckle dragging neanderthal!!!!!!

USE YOUR BRAINS, PEOPLE!!!......you don't have to kill everything you don't like or understand.
1 year ago
Britney, You are a very beautiful woman and anyone that knows the facts of life knows that you have had a time of change in your life. As a young girl you were admired by everyone. Honey, You will come back to yourself. It is a shame that you are being tortured by everyone. It reminds me of our Princess Diana. You have so much talent and love to give, but from a woman that has been there, I understand what your body and mind has been going through. You love your babies I am sure, but having them so close together and all the other problems in your life is the reason you have froze out. Just the fact of the change of harmones in your body is enough to throw a simply woman, and with every move you make being under scruttney, I fully understand what has happened. Just know this Honey, It will get better with time. Your weight will go down, however, I thought you looked absolutely wonderful. You are not a skinny brat that looks like they need to eat, You have the body of a very beautiful Woman. Be Proud of yourself and be yourself. Listen to the deepest part of your heart and believe in yourself. So many fans want you to be happy and be with you. Tom Cruise never has been in your shoes, and if he were, He probably would have long ago been forgotten. PostPartumn depression is different with everyone. I can speak for myself, It can make you so depressed that you not even know yourself. I am a retired nurse and have been in the same place as you, only I never shared your beauty or success. Please Britney, let time work out in your life, and you will be ready for the stage again. Never give up upon yourself for you are a One of a kind in the entertainment business. You WILL Survive and come back Greater than ever. I love you Britney, a fan from Northern Louisiana
1 year ago
Oh Thank you
Thank you...I have been looking for my inspiration here on Glumbert and now I have found it. You magicwords have caused a stir in my heart. Would you like to meet me...I think I love you.
I will be at the Golden Corral steakhouse for the All You Can Eat Sirloin right after my second shift. See you at 7!
1 year ago
Did you say STEAK? MMMMMMMMMMM, steak. Now, LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE(well at least until your shift is over)
1 year ago
who cares what bratty brit looks like. the drug whore has put herself in the chaotic life she is in now. celebrities can practically kill their kids and nothing gets done about it. not only does she put herself in danger but her kids too, so whoever thinks bratty brit is a wonderful person and performer has viewed the kook's video too much and has become brainwashed. get real. they both suck.
1 year ago
Did anyone else notice there are no tears? Leave the poor sap alone "HE/SHE IS A HUMAN!!!!!!!!! LEAVE IT ALONE PLEASE!!!!!!!1" AHHAHAHAH this dude er dudette is hilarious
1 year ago
Someone dropped TO much ACID..... Freak!
1 year ago
OK. I have a problem with Britney... The only talent she has is swinging unbrellas at photographers and lip sinking, and she can't even do that right... Can any one spare a few dollars so this freak can go out and buy a life? TIME FOR YOUR LOBOTOMY!!!
1 year ago
I love how this guy says "Anyone who has a problem with her, you just deal with me." "SHE'S A HUMAN" "ALL YOU PEOPLE WANT IS MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!! BASTARDS" Personally, I think this is brilliant... "Leave Britney Spears alone right now... I mean it." This is freaking hilarious. I have never passed a video along the way I have with this one. Great stuff here.
1 year ago
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THANK THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ , three more videos and its adios britities!!

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1 year ago
LOL
1 year ago
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This clip just isn't worthy enough to merit 217 comments !!
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1 year ago
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218...er..19 DOH!!!

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1 year ago
I saw this dude on Jimmy Kimmel he claims this is the one video he is not acting in. He looked kinda pretty on the show
1 year ago
hahaha has anyone seen this guys "phone sex at it's best" video on you tube ahahhaha so funny
1 year ago
Are y'all dense? It's a joke (and saying it's not is just a publicity stunt). He'll be on a sitcom before you know it (but hopefully, ye gods, with a better haircut).
1 year ago
gosh whose c*** is he sucking on?
1 year ago
Wake up folks...It's all an act. It's name is Chris Crocker (aka Chrissy the Sissy), Google It's name and you can read all about It. Apparently It's the horrid result of an out of control yeast infection or a failed coat hanger abortion. Hello...Chrissy...your 15 minutes of fame are up honey, so you might want to think about moving on to bigger and better things (like the local glory hole). You and Britney make a great pair - neither of you has an ounce of talent and you're both nothing but common (washed up) white trash.
1 year ago
Britney needs to realize kids copy beautiful celebrities. My kids think she is gorgeous, I definetely think she is, but is that all there is? I think a much better role model ( and even more gorgeous ) is Angelina Jolie. She is not just living for herself. She sends one third of her salary to charities. She adopts third world orphans who would never have had a good life. Britney on the other hand, does drugs and leaves her children alone. I vote for Angelina.
1 year ago
Im a Real Estate Agent and see tons of people each day.... But what is this?!?!?! A FEMALE, MALE, LIL bit of both?????????? By the way whats with the Sheet behind you?? Can you take on a 300 ibs person?? haha
1 year ago
Filming in the fort he built in the basement
1 year ago
LOL
1 year ago
You think "us bastards" and the media were hard on Britney? Wait until we are done with you...
1 year ago
Well,nw that this guy's video has been #1 on most sites, all we can do now is hope his next #1 is on snuffx.com.
1 year ago
She's not well right now...neither are YOU!
1 year ago
Finally women get a look at the "sensitive" guy they have been looking for. He likes shopping, Britney, eyeliner and womens underwear. But be warned ladies, you will have to share.
1 year ago
And you'll certainly have to share boyfriends too by the looks of things...
1 year ago
Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
1 year ago
i just wanna kiss his tears away and make out with him. poor guy.
1 year ago
OMG put him/her on medication soon!!
1 year ago
the best part about this when he says "shes a human" and "leave her alone"
1 year ago
If all goes as planed, todays the day yous alls gets das boot!
1 year ago
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!
1 year ago
what the hell is wrong with this guy????????? i see sooo much of my gay friend in him!!!! what can he do to "help" britney?
1 year ago
the press bashes alot of celebs going through a hard time. thats what they do!
1 year ago
I'm gay and if this is real I still want to be at the front of the line to beat the crap out of this kid. Yikes. On the other hand, if this is a performance it's kind of brilliant.

Mom and dad should really think about taking away the video cam for awhile. Can you imagine? "And what's your boy been up to lately?"
1 year ago
First, I have seen too many "real" videos turn out to be fake to buy that is person is not putting on an act.

Second, let's not forget that "poor" Britney is a media whore. She is not being used - she is the user. The press won't let you appear on the front page on your own terms and she and her entourage knows it. So, the crocadile tears this person sheds persuades me less than Brit's plea to be left alone. If she really wants to be left alone then she should stop posing for the cameras.

As for K Fed - the only person who didn't know he was loser from the get go was Britney.

We are in the cult of the celebrity and this "guy" and "poor" Brit are serving you the Kool-Aid.
1 year ago
if anyone knows this chicks phone number hook it up!! she's hot!
1 year ago
WOW Someone gives this fruit an Oscar!!!
1 year ago
is that a mustache?
1 year ago
It is a guy! They have those.(although I'm sure he waxes, or bleaches, or something...tell 'em luvballs, you know better than I)
1 year ago
that is a guy it looks and sounds like a girl omg!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
HATE HATE, KILL KILL, grunt snort. I wish death on you because I am an ignorant, slack jawed, homophobic fucktart who is too stupid to recognize PARODY. He is making fun!! ALL HIS VIDEOS ARE CHARACTERS!!!! You bunch of assholes. All you have to do is take the five seconds that you wasted on wishing death on someone different than yourself and watch his other videos. They are ALL out of control characters. He's only 19 in a small hatefilled town. CUT THE KID A LITTLE SLACK FOR CHRIST'S SAKE !!!!!!
1 year ago
Abbey...So...you are calling other people names because they called the video guy names?

They are PEOPLE damn it. Leave them alone or you will have to answer to me.
1 year ago
DID YOU ALL NOT NOTICE THAT THERE ARE NO TEARS WITH THE CRYING ???!!!!
1 year ago
spoof
1 year ago
Hello FAG! I'm gay, but would NEVER put a video as this on the web. You are the Epitome of a troubled gay who needs some serius help!

Get off your soap box tirades and get a FUCKING LIFE! Make a life for YOURSELF!

It is assholes such as you that everyone else who is trying to prove to society that beng gay isn't a sickness, but rather an obsession.

Get help and by God, YOU NEED IT!
1 year ago
You heartless bastards. He is trying to share his pain with the world and all you guys do is laugh. LEAVE CHRIS CROCKER ALONE YOU BASTARDS. (SOB...SOB....WHAAAAAA).
1 year ago
I heard today that this jerk is going to get his/her own TV show. It will be just like running this clip over, and over, and over.......
1 year ago
I laughed.
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA wtf is wrong with hiiimmm/her...he/she is on myspace, glumbert, and youtube...he does it to get attention and it clearly works
i think this person male or female is alittle to close to the matter, with the xrying but i do think that the freaking paparazzi should leave britney spears the hell alone before they get her killed just like they did to princess diana, i have had enough of this media bs about brittney leave her alone and let her get her life back on track, no one is helping her bye constanly harassing,bashing her and im really sick of you dam paparazzi's you guys make me sick, get a freaking life and leave brittney's alone you fools.
i think all of you should stop bashing this obviously sick person , probably a mental illness and depression maybe obsessio with brit, but you should stop this bs BASHING OF BRITNEY AND ALL THESE CELEBRITIES ALONE.im really sick of listening to all this bs..
1 year ago
Well... After seeing this video I am very blessed that my children are normal.. This person has some real issues to go off like that.... Seems like someone needs to leave him alone in a padded room somewhere.. lol
1 year ago
Who is this tard? Britneys bezzy mate??

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