glumbert

Mitercuts right! I to would rather look at to girls and a half full tea cup.

:o

I prefer to use the term Marxist. It sounds more condemning.

Have some hope dudes, no matter what, change is upon us and personaly I'd rather veiw the cup as half full.

so long to the idiotic puppet state

The last time somebody used the saying about seeing something as half full, I had to point out that it was a beer glass.

Mitercuts right! I to would rather look at to girls and a half full tea cup.

above was ment for here!! never mind, it lost it's haha punch.

"Two" Talking about making a bad joke worse!!!

It never had one randal....

I had thought about pointing that out, but I'm guessing sooner or later someone will get sick of it.

Also, I believe the phrase is "Talk about", not "Talking about". =D

(Looks up) Are you related to Chaz perchance?

No, but we've chatted.

Then why is it you two are never in the same place at the same time?

LOL Randal

Chaz just isn't on very often.

Ya, Chaz spends a lot of time swilling Vino,But I suppose he's earned it?

What socialist/marxist are you talking about? I thought Obama won the election.

Randal...........SIR:

Randall...you've pissed me off....................

I DO NOT CASUALLY SWILL VINO.

Apparently you are extending your wine habits beyond your own personal experience.

I choose my wine preferences with a critical tongue, examine their heritage, elect this one or that depending on their individual worth, then bring to my wine-captains (i.e., coolers, to you bourgoise) only those passing critical gustatory acceptance guidelines.

Is is only THEN that I swill them.

And wicca is invited anytime.

You, on the other hand, must bring your own six-pack, probably schlitz.

LOLOLOL!!! knew that would draw you out! I Recant the whole swilling vino remark. :)

I haven't had a Schlitz in over 9 years, sounds Delicious tho?

No, for real what do I care what any president says? If they come for any of my weapons they'll get the bad end of that deal... with this pistolero!

I think he believes that everyone should have two arms, but I think the republicans don't believe in arms control.

Yes,Pod is correct! Unless you're Hindu,Then Eight arms would be more the thing?

I know I lost the control of my right arm. (due to over masturbation) I think?

No, for real what do I care what any president says? If they come for any of my weapons they'll get the bad end of that deal... with this pistolero!

But if my aim is as bad as my posting then it wont take them long to take them?

Right; second time you used incorrect grammar in twice as many minutes. I'm starting to think that YOU are an alias. Of none other than a Mr. Skidmarks. (Not the dog's ass type skidmarks, to be fair.) =)

Wiccan, are you speaking of my grammer?

Yyyyyup!

My name is Maddie, by the way. Or Maddy. Whatever floats your boat.

good lord........can I even imagine it.....another English Major perhaps? .......WICCA YOU ARE MY HERO INE.

Randall....give up, you are out of your salvable element, otherwise

called "language". Go get your pistolero or whatever you call it and shoot open a Bud..........

Wicca rules !

Wow chaz, I'm flattered. =) I'm no English major, just a kid that somehow acquired a permanent mental dictionary throughout her thus far short lifetime.

Also, in your energized outburst, you somehow forgot to capitalize the "g" at the beginning of the first word of the first sentence of your last and most recent paragraph. =D
And you put a space a bit past the middle of the capitalized word "heroine". (Intentionally?)
And way above, you forgot to put a space after "...".
And you spelled "bourgeois" wrong.

If I wasn't damned positive that you were retired, chaz, I would ask if you needed someone to write your speeches for you.

Am I still your heroine, or have I pissed you off? =}

Wow! the meeting of the minds. Wonderful. Now that "Sir Chaz" has a so much more time on his hands to post seeing that his Pats are bombing in the AFC I'll be looking forward to reading all his witty posts, and timely humor.

Oh, And she just planted one on your kisser there Chaz, Ouch!

Ole Black Mattie one, Sir Chaz O !

The name Black Mattie Floats my boat.

Also, I'm certain I will tire of you correcting my grammar through out this journey? So give it a rest! ;)

Actually randal, I wasn't planning on it. Were I to correct every mistake you make, glumbert's collective bandwidth would surpass that of YouTube's in a matter of seconds.
Also, should you ever chance calling me "Black Mattie" again, I will personally see you to the gallows.
=}

you need to get out more often ......

You know, I've actually thought of this (different object to launch though) but then I thought about some of my friends...they just wouldn't get back out of the way, everyone wants to stand too close to my "devices". I've created some real shock wave addicts let me tell you!

My yard? LOL my playground maybe, but my yard is immaculate and free of bombs (well OK, not totaly, I do have a German Shepherd).

You're probably right, Mr. News Station, Cameraman, and politics expert all-in-one.
To be honest, (And rude,) I don't really read your posts, because they are far too long, and I'm very lazy. It's actually pretty rare that I read any of Glumbert's fanatic's political updates, because it seems impossible to post one that is less than 500 mile-long paragraphs.
Anyway, carry on.
In the meantime, I am quite happy to keep my flawed views on who is sitting in the big chair, which papers they just signed, and how much they raised taxes.
Ignorance of politics is bliss. (Hence my complaints of headaches at given times; this means I understand what is going on.)
=)

what?

You bring the eggs...I'll bring the Charmin.

Obama zombie army...

Good to hear from you arse.....

Thanks for your good wishes. I agree re: Obama's oratory....now, he needs to step up to the plate with substance.

We'll see.....meantime, many will worry. Perhaps he can make a difference. It is very important that he does. Probably the most difficult environment an incoming president ever had to face, other than, perhaps, Truman...and even that is arguable.

Shouldn't it say ugly lambs give virgin wool?
but you know lambs,sheep, women, what ever penises don't care , ask a shepherd . LOL.