I actually think it would suck more for this to happen if you lived in New York. The second you stop paying attention to look for your keys, you car's up on cinder blocks. =D
Wait a minute... Wait a minute!! What's all the talk about this girl losing her tool bag in space??? People, think about it.. what's best for the whole world.. that this girl lose that bag of tools or actually try to use the tools that were in that bag? ehh ehh.. see what I mean.. god has a way of doing this.. the hand of god took that bag and swung it deep into outer space! Thank you god! Last thing I need is for this broad to screw up my cable tv and highspeed internet! Oh yeah and my cellphone too! Phew.. thank god.
I was going to post it on your profile, mako, but anyway. This is from one of those despised "YouTubers":
"Here's the solution to the ongoing debate about Science and Religion. Those who refute Science should have the courage of their convictions and stop using it. For example, if your child is ill, go to your Church or Synagogue and pray to God for a cure. As I'm a total heathen, I will take my child to a hospital and ask those trained in Science to help. It might not work but I believe my choice is the better option."
There are some that are sure God made them or their children sick, "god's wish" so to speak.
When something is distroyed by a storm, "thank god we're OK" so was it god that caused the storm?
A man once told me "it was god's will he returned from WW II" I asked, "was it god's wish that my dad didn't?" It's all really in ones own heart, good or bad, can you be a sinner if you have no faith?
No Jimmy, it wasn't gods wish your dad didn't come home from WW2, but thank god he was there....so you, me, our families and the world can live without the hell that was coming down! I'm sure he kicked some ass, and I know he died a hero, for all that fought in that war are hero's to many, me included, that truly was "The greatest generation"!
Actually there have already been a few assholes that let their kids die of curable ailments, waiting for God to heal them. So don't encourage them to give up their last bit of scientific reasoning at the expense of their children. Tell them God helps those who help themselves, and take little Johnny to a fucking hospital.
GOD is a miserable manipulator that has no heart and doesn't care for humankind.
God is very funny ,because of what it created .
God is good .
God supplies the necessities to who God deems worthy.
God is a woman ?
God is a man?
God is a negro?
I have talk to people who feel they have survived because of God .
I have talked to people who hate god because of what was done to them .
It's up to the individual to believe or not, or are we to scared not to believe.
I for one believe because after a head on collision i left my body and watched the medical staff save my life.
...wish....dream....fear...doubt....trust....damn....blame....ask....beg....rely on.... turn away from.....take strength from.....despair from....do not believe in.....can't believe he allows....doesn't not stop.....does not help....does not exist....wish he'd show he existed...should do more....is invisible....is unlikely...is not important...isn't realistic...doesn't count....counts maybe.....don't know if he counts...has helped.....brightens my life.....was the reason I kept going...let me down....lifted me up....doesn't have to talk to me.....loves me anyway...lets all things happen so I can be free of his control....probably hopes I'll get to be his friend.
Forgive me....ended up more hopeful than cynical, by intent....besides, it's my third Chardonnay, NOT "swilled", but gently "swigged".
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