glumbert

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What a fucking video! It's really cool. I tried out for a part in the classic Tom Hanks movie "Top Gun" as one of the fighter pilots.
I couldn't fly and I'd only been in an aircraft once, but I spent three weeks in an amusement arcade playing jet plane games to sharpen up my reactions and learn a bit about flying.
I spent $600 and got a real pain in my ass, but what the hell? You gotta suffer for your art.
Anyways, I went along wearing full flying kit - leather helmet, jacket, gloves, tubes coming out of my ears - the works.
Th director took one look at me and decided I was an escaped lunatic.
Fuck him. It was a totally shit movie, and Kelly le Brock looked like a deranged whippet.

I'm working on something the speed of light, did you see it? Turn your light switch on and off, did you see it than?

Hey hey hey! LOL. Where's turbocop when ya' need him? The little bugger...

it's tom cruise you jackass not tom hanks

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Are you sure gunhavard? I could have sworn it was Tom Hanks - you know, the scientologist guy that was in Saving Colonel Ryan and Sleepless in Vancouver?
My memory's pretty good you know, and I don't easily get confused. But sometimes I have difficulty recognising irony.

This was obviously not in the US, how freaking awesome it would be to stand right there at the flight line!

The person did an awesome job keeping on the jet until the sonic boom hit, and then they lost it. Anyone got fresh undies I can borrow?