you can do anything you want in life...if you want to
there again , to be honest there are some things that are not possible as you get older, but there again other things become possible that weren't possible when you were young like, i can now sit on my bollocks,
I come back to take a peek, and what do I find? More cat and dancing videos, and my usual fanfare of imposters/stalkers. Swell. Anyways, hiya Mako! Hiya Billy-B! Hiya Randal! Hiya Col. Vanker! Hiya Miter! Hiya Douchebag! (FINALLY OFF THE HOOK FOR THAT RED WINGS NONSENSE!! THANK GAWD!!) Hiya Skidmarks! Hiya Riza! Hiya Ace! Hiya Chaz! Hiya s9lecomp!
Been goddawful busy last couple of weeks. Ripped out the main level of my house, and almost completed renovations. So much shit on the go right now, it ain't even funny. Next week, I'll prolly be in Buffalo, N.Y., to go take advantage of my Canuck bucks, currently at $1.07 U.S. (it actually reached $1.10 U.S. yesterday! FUCK! Thank you, Mr. Bush, for your stellar economic policies!).
Beyond that, things are starting to wind down around here. I missed all of you crumbs! Soon, I'll be back to straightening out the riff-raff around here.
In the meantime, stay happy, healthy and safe.
Remember:
"Let's be careful out there."
(from Hill Street Blues, as said by the roll-call Sergeant, before the start of each shift; a fine police TV drama series, far ahead of its time.)
Welcome back C. Someone's gonna have to bring you up to speed on the latest. Such as Col. Vanker and FoF were one and the same. I'm sure Randal could tell you more. Haven't had the time to join in much myself as of late.
fuck man, don't do that again.......I'm listening to 'bang bang' by Nancy Sinatra right now to add ambience (ya I don't know if I spelled that right either......they be picking on my spelling hoss) anywho, I'm gonna go upstairs again and see what else ya wrote......I saw your name and I jumped right down to post......luv ya!......(I put the following in quotes cuz I think it's funny, however, if you don't, that's why I put in in quotes, to be funny.....if you don't understand the previous it's cuz you're not a girl.....anywho......here goes........and I quote [luv ya!.....ya bitch, mutha fuckin cunt.....don't ever stress me out like that again cuz I'll hunt you down and kill you with your witty words and eloquent demeanor.....who taught you to be a gentleman......m'hats off to them......keeerist, I lost my anger....wtf.....oh, well.....welcome back kotter, I guess.............Love, Nik
Hey Cman...nice to have you back. I "feel your pain", having completely renovated our kitchen last fall/lwinter/spring....stopped cleaning dust off stuff after the first couple of days, as it was pointless...had fridge in dining room, and small convection oven on an end table in same room....and that was how we lived for four months (ever heard of dusty ham burgers....it was everywhere...we ate a lot of take-out pizza).
Good luck on your project...hope you are as pleased with the final results as we were.
Thanks Riza! Thanks Chaz! Thanks Miter! Thanks Randy! Thanks Skids! Thanks Billy-B! Thanks Ace! (I DID say Hi to ya Ace! Look again, you silly, funny person! Jesus H. Christ, don't make me come over there! LOL!).
Nice to know some folks on the planet will miss ya (even if they are ethereal internet personalities! LOL!).
If I win the lottery, I'm gonna find out where y'all are, and pay for all of your air tickets to come have a HUGE par-TAY with me! No lie. You'll see. Only one condition: you will ALL learn our national anthem whilst here, and know it forwards and back wards, sober or drunk, straight or high......by the time you leave. LMFAO!
If I danced like that, I'd never get any pussy. What a steaming faggot! Why do all homos dance the same way? Even Technoviking looks a bit suspect, though I wouldn't tell him in case he rammed it up me.
I believe the dance is part of your decadent american mating ritual...
He obviously hopes to attrach one of your magnificiently obese american females for pleasure..I dont blame him
ps... I have become alarmed at the loss of mass of such tv celebrities as Starr Jones and Opera. Do they have worms???
remember...if mamma cass had shared her sandwich with caren carpenter they would both be alive today..
I hope this message gets past your american homeland security..ibelieve it's importatnt
You have been responding alot, you 2 must be butt fucking ramming each to the dance thats why you can't move on the dance floor because you are too soar in the rear.
stream, you ever dive with sharks? I wouldn't say "they just go without thinking", you look into an eye and you know they're thinking...always thinking..... about food!
Nurse sharks like to park it under reefs, wrecks and stuff, they don't seem to "need to move".
True enough, Miter.
Not all sharks need the movement...but, "without thinking" is very accurate, since thinking is only a human attribute. Case in point: Mako.
Mako...still dreaming of a tryst? Leave your fascinations out of this. If you like my butt, please keep that sentiment to yourself as I have already rejected your amorous requests.
and again! i'm gonna have to retaliate. here goes.
"Honey, come over here to the computer. There's an email from your sister."
Gotcha! Hair hold, Head down - let it rip.
Geronimo!!
Thank you for sharing your cute little domestic anecdote. I can understand why your wife performed as she did, however. My compliments to her. Where might I contribute a can of beans for her reprise ?
RE: sharks must move forward or die when a shark parks itself it does so in order to take advantage of a current relative motion is what counts....movement = life
I see no new videos posted, but many greetings from my old friends here; thanks guys/girls. Well, my back's pretty well had it. Most of the renovations are done, and by Gods, it looks great. We ripped out all of the carpeting on the main level, and installed inter-locking, laminated hardwood (fine-crafted in Austria); also, this was followed by pimering, painting, installing baseboards, doorway trims, blah-blah-blah. And to top it all off.....the wife found me a great souvenir antique: a candlestick telephone! You know, like the ones they used to use in the 30's; you hold the set up with one hand, and the ear-piece against your head with the other hand. TRES cool! I feel like James Cagney ordering a hit on someone everytime I use it. LOL. It goes great with the rustic look we went for, on the entire level. So that's that.
In other news, being a history nut, I came across an item I read about a long time ago, and only recently re-discovered: Apparently, in February, 1942, multiple batteries of the U.S. Army's Anti-Aircraft Coastal Artillery guns, opened fire on what the LA TImes called "an aerial intruder", over the Culver City area of Los Angeles. Thousands of rounds of AA shells were fired at a large target illuminated by nine powerful searchlights, but was never brought down. Six or nine civilians on the ground were killed, due to falling sharpnel, and some others wounded. This shit went on for something like an hour or two, at about 02:30 hrs, PST. The media of the day, referred to it as "The Battle of LA". Various senior military officers tried to say that it was a weather ballon; others said it was a Jap recon blimp; and still others say it was commercial air traffic, or a case of "war nerves". But in every case, when people asked, "Well, if THOSE are the answers, then how come you couldn't shoot it the fuck down, after firing a gazillion rounds of AA shells at it?" After THAT question got asked, the Army STFU, and went into radio silence about the whole thing.
Wow.
Real "War of The Worlds" shit, huh?
Personally, I'm not a big believer in the whole UFO-thingy (not a total disbeliever either, mind you......just a tad skeptical), but I guess I just wanted to ask my Yank friends out there if they ever heard, or read about this incident, and if so, what their opinions on it are.
Anyways, here's a puported actual photograph of what they were shooting at, as published on the front page of the LA Times:
Sounds like you've decked the place out nicely - love those 30s style things. Got an old style general electric brass fan in the corner of the room whirring away at the moment! It'd go well with a phone like that.
On your UFO thingy, dunno, somehow seems a little weird to have such a major event not become wider known folklore in this case. But then, with WWII happening I guess other things took presidence!
Given the sheer scale of the universe I think it's a mathematical certainty we ain't alone. Whether any other entity can be bothered to visit us is another matter... For many sightings I tend to to go with:
1. Simple human error / mistakenly identifying a normal object for something else
2. Military activity - it makes sense to keep a veil of mystery around UFOs so that covert projects can develop (heard of Aurora? Whether it's real or not, one only assume it's better for peeps to think it's little green men than the next big thing in weapons tech)
That said there was an interesting story in Belgium back in 1990 where F-16s were sent on an intercept with a whole load of ground / radar and visual confirmation. Check it out - the Belgian government were actually pretty up front about - they didn't know what the fuck it was and pretty much said as much!
Sadly tis true. Col Vanka and FoFF (who was developing into someone one could almost have sympathy for) were the productions of a talented journo from Jockland. I hope he returns
BTW on a note to your post below, did you watch the recent John Stewart show with Plame as a guest? Hilarious.
Canuck, Great to see you posting1 Yes, Tho i never exchanged words with the col. I did lmao at his stories! As for the article I don't remember hearing about it before. I watch a lot of the history and discovery channels, and those are a lot! 5 all together.
So you're not a real believer in the existence of life other then this planet? Hmm...!
All the time I'm praying for friendly intergalactic intervention! I'm certain its our only hope!:)
Oh yeah....and another thing for Mr. Streamlined, and his Bush-loving Carlysle Group of Westboro Baptist Wannabe's:
Remember that whole silly argument of yours, where you slammed loyal CIA Agent Valerie Plame, and basically shot your mouths off, taking this moronic Administrations side in all of it? Well, chew on this for a while:
Remember above when I jokingly said thank you to Mr. Bush for his stellar economic policies that helped the canuck buck vault past the greenback, to way above parity? Well, I wasn't "joking"; and here's why:
LOL Skid! Nice one - not sure why it shifts stuff when you post.
That said it's probably best just to depict Streamy as a wide open mouth and waving arms. No need for body or legs...There's very little body to his creationist arguments; he doesn't have a leg to stand on!
FROM NOW ON I SWEAR ON GLUMBERT THAT I WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THAT AN ALIAS EXISTS BY: NEVER REFERRING TO OR REPLYING TO A POSTING BY AN ALIAS, I WILL PRESS INAPPROPIATE TO EACH ALIAS POSTING FROM NOW ON!!!!
More good stuff from the stalwarts!
I have a face that looks like an arse because of surgery following drug abuse but my mind is not like my bowels, unlike those of some of the morons posting on here.
On Glumbert, a man called Canuck
Was derided for being a schmuck;
But he spoke good and true
Though his bollocks were blue,
And he truly did not give a fuck.
mako100 thanx re sub story....bet that doesn't get much coverage over here at least the people in russia knew Pravda was bullshit but fox news is the country;s #1 newz netwrk
Hey Mako, just who is the jock?
Is it Adolf or maybe Canuck?
Is he beast, fish or fowl -
Does he look like an owl?
Does he sport an abnormal-shaped cock?
Can't be Skid, cos his talent for verse
Is quite awful and getting much worse,
Perhaps it is chummin -
Or maybe a woman
Who sticks crocodiles up her arse!
There was a young man from Biarritz
Who delighted in dumping on tits,
Be they big, be they small,
He had coilers for all,
An array of quite marvellous shits!
I'm the Throb, I have cheese on my knob,
But that doesn't make me a slob;
My girl loves my cheddar
And asks me to wed her,
While spitting my jizz from her gob.
There was a young poster named Mitar
Who sparked off his farts with a lighter;
After 17 Buds, his gas turned to blood
And blew the crap out of his shiter.
FROM NOW ON I SWEAR ON GLUMBERT THAT I WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THAT AN ALIAS EXISTS BY: NEVER REFERRING TO OR REPLYING TO A POSTING BY AN ALIAS, I WILL PRESS INAPPROPIATE TO EACH ALIAS POSTING FROM NOW ON!!!!
HAS anybody else noticed that there are 12 of these aliases - obviously all posted by the same devious asshole?
I wonder if he/she is a religious nut - 12 apostles, last supper, all that crap.
Who do we know who's like that on Glumbert? Well, there are a couple of creationist imbeciles who spring to mind, but I don't know if they're intelligent enough to lay a clue like that.
Of course, there are a few scarily intelligent posters - Mako, Canuck (the real one) and Rabz - all wasted on this site. Surely none of them would bother with this childish shit.
clevelandmudslide is a contender, but I still have the feeling it's maybe somebody using an alias that's close to his own original posting name. And what about new boy angryman? Is he really autistic as someone suggested or is he trying to make some sort of surreal points?
We'll probably never know, and, in the words of the immortal aceinyoface "WHO THE FUCK CARES!?"
There was a young girl from Loredo
Who lay with her legs all a-splayed-o,
When she had been rodgered
By her father's lodger
He crapped on her tits from the dado.
There was an idiot called clevelandmudslide
who couldn't write poetry
he was obsessed with crap and wasn't funny at all
that twat called clevelandmudslide.
I am Norwegian - NOT!
I am Swedish.
There is a difference. The Norwegians get very drunk and the Swedes get very very drunk. Both go to Denmark to buy booze and the Danes laugh at their accents and bad haircuts (especially the Swedes').
The Finns are laughed at by everybody because they sound thick and only come out after dark. They like hockey and are very fat.
The Danes are either Hells Angels, tramps or right wing politicians. They will run you over on their bicycles if you step off the sidewalk without ringing a bell.
The Norwegians work on oil rigs and behave like monkeys. The Swedes work in offices and behave like wasps.
The Finns do not work. They interfere with reindeer and behave like reindeer.
When Chernobyl occurred, the Finns ran out into the radioactive rain shouting "Make us beautiful!"
A typical Finn looks like an ugly Icelander - think Bjork crossed with a duck-billed platypus.
All Scandinavians are self righteous. They cannot understand any other nations.
I am Swedish. I am called Skidmarks and that is because I constantly crap myself when I think about other races.
Hey Skid. I thought Skib's stuff was quite funny. Call me old fashioned, but there's nothing better than a laugh at someone else's expense, specially if they're a prickly Swede.
I'm assuming you are skib and the other alias bunch
You made me laugh when you replied with every alias, that was very good, the other posting above i found ok, look waht you post is fine, it's just your an alias and i find it annoying, i don't really care that much.
just get your self a name unless your throbstick ?
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