sooooo, does Glumbert send you people a little certificate each time you are the first person to view something? i really don't get it.
i do understand the funeral bit, though. sad, but true. i once performed a funeral for a lady who had maybe a dozen people at her memorial, and the only good thing anyone had to say was, "Well, even though she really liked to smoke her weed, she would always share with anyone who didn't have enough to roll a joint." and instead of an 'Amen', i heard several stoners say 'Yeah, man'
Shoeless - you are back! No it is just a kind of harmless game to see who can post the first comment. Like being able to ring the bell at the carnival.
Mr. Tix - i sense a little repressed anger - perhaps some bitterness from your childhood unresolved. i think you should express yourself a little more. it would be a healthy exercise.
At my funneral i want to be remembered by being cast afloat into the sea with 6 beautiful women singing my name from the depths of their heaving chests, 18 white doves should be set free to symbolize the start of a new life as a hedge hog in a dusty african township where i become the new symbol of hope as i roll from village to village.
When a man much disliked is floated down the Ganges, many on the shore will use this man to improve their aim. Many on the other side have been killed, Sir.
At least this is better than when loads of people go and say what a terrific person the deceased was and how loved they were, when you all know that they were horrible and everyone disliked them. The only reason their family's even there is to see what they get from the will.
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