Oh man! The people at a secret place have been working all day and night on a top secret project, so I guess I should give them some greetings here, since they've been e-mailing me hardcore animal porn all day. Same goes for Bongman and Peebles. The Peebly one redid the side bars, tell me what you think. In between coding my gay pages I've been listening to some great music and reading Pokey the Penguin. Probably the stupidest comic I've ever read, but funny non the less. Since I'm such a fucking geek, you will all have to pitch in and buy me this or this for Christpork. Christpork for everyone! I wonder how many American's read this page. They're a pretty fucked up bunch if you ask me. Fathers fucking daughters who kill goats with screwdrivers etc. I'm kind of happy I'm Canadian, but some pretty fucked up shit has been happening here lately. Where is my fucking pizza already. I don't know what else to type here. I ordered myself Dante's, probably the best pizza in the world. I'll take a picture of it with my webcam when it gets here, because I want to make you all jealous. Too bad I don't have a scanner, I'd scan it like these people, and these people do. Yeah, Boobscan rules you. If any female readers would like to have wild, passionate and meaningless sex with me, you know how to get in contact with me. I'm 12 inches, cut.
stupid bitch.. remind me not to take her hunting with me... Or else there's gonna have to be some vice presidential - a-like shootings happening... caugh caugh.. dick!!
We were on our way back from the lake yesterday and a turkey ran onto the highway and the first two cars missed it but the third destroyed it. Nothing but some bones and feathers left. How ironic to have this vid posted the very next day...
Thats some funny stuff right there. I want to be in the car with her when she hits a deer. If she felt so damn bad the least she could have done was finish the job and stomped on it's head or something...give it a quicker death.
I'm 49 years old....so after you've driven over 30 years, as I have, you're gonna hit some critter on the road. The first time will break your heart and the next time you'll try to break or swerve and the conditions might not be the safest and you almost ditch your vehicle to avoid a squirrell--bad example-- anyway
... the day will come when you realize it's not your fault that you've just massaquered an opposum with your shiny red Firebird and your karma will be ok, and you whisper "I'm sorry buddy" and life goes on. However, miter has a nasty video of what happens to your vehicle when you tangle with a whitetail deer..... it ain't pretty!
My apologies buttocks, and everyone else, I suppose, I suppose I was having a lucid moment. Look: sometimes I certainly am not boring, and can actually draw a few laughs. Last couple days, I'm not sure what came over me.. I noticed it, too, which made it worse. I know, I've been posting every single thought that enters my head for whatever reason. Anyway, I figured out what the problem/solution is. Here goes nothing.
This place makes my fucking balls ache, is it beyond belief, is this what life has come to for some people?
Except for the people who are sane, the rest; here is some advice, go see someone, help yourself, you have one life, you are all fucking it up, there is still a chance
ring your mum up and ask her, if you don't have a mum phone auntie Pauline (who you probably tried it on with) and ask her for help, failing that phone the samaritans
Oh look. How ironic. Mako, a wise man will only grow wiser if he takes advice. A fool won't even hear the advice. Which are you proving to be? Your first comment requires me to repeat myself yet again.
Does it matter if I'm right? Nope. Either way there both annoying.
Just been lurking around, and reading this nonsense at this site. Most of the time I enjoy the comments, but lately it's a bunch of used tampons. And what I mean is a swollen,bleeding little pussy that wont shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up bitch. You've been here all summer long posting your bullshit here. Why? When I was a young man and summertime hit. you couldn't find me inside the house. Damn boy, your time is running out. Shut the fuck up, go outside and find something to do.
Who the fuck is archangel and why must this little shit keep talking? I was going to ask who the fuck even wants to hear anything he has to say but he'll probably respond with a bunch of new accounts seeing as he has no fucking life.
I'll admit I have a problem with posting too much. I've said it before. The other crap? No way. It seems the only way to make you people happy is with the now overrated term 'wit'. Whatever. You want it, you got it. And thats kind of weak using aliases against me, because I told you when I was making them they were me... Datelinepredator, I don't have a girlfriend, I don't want a girlfriend, and I don't have pimples. End of story. I don't want to hear any more about this.
btw just because you admit to having a problem , doesent make it ok to keep doing it. Shut the fuck up and go outside, and find somthing else, or someone else to bring some fullfilment to you life. This site aint it..
A man loses his arm in an accident and gets a new, state-of-the-art electronic arm fitted. One day he's showing off to his mates at a pub, demonstrating what the arm can do. After he's had a few pints, he needs to go to the toilet so he walks into the bathroom. he says to his arm: "Undo fly zip", and it does this. Then he looks around the room and sees a condom machine in the corner. On it it says: Two for £10. he yells "Rip off!" His screams echoed round the pub for hours afterwards
Honestly though, kutnahora is the only one I want to bash right now, but there's no satisfaction if he doesn't see it. I can't blame you guys for assuming I'm infinity, so I really have no reason to make a war here.
Is this the wit infinity never had? nope. Same rambling b.s. When I read you crap, one thing stands out more than anything. You want people to be on your side...you seem to try very hard on pleasing others here....post shit about how this or that comment was such and such..threaten on "making war", or "shredding" someone. Do you honestly believe anyone here gives shit about what you have to say about them, or anyone else. You ah flake boy, not even worthy of a mans scalp. maybe a flaky spec on a baboons ass. Anyway you have the same exact format as infinity. Why don't you just drop your b.s. stop using the other names, log back in as infinity, and shut the fuck up. Stop being a little piece of scat on a infected emos pimpled ass. If you log on as infinity and apologize to everyone for being a dick, you might even gain a little cred here
A Canadian walked into a store and said - in that 'question every time he speaks' way they have - "My wife has a spastic colon. Have you got anything that might help?"
The assistant says: "But this is a sex shop sir."
The Canadian says: "Fuck you you moron!"
I feel like there's still niggas that owe me checks
I feel like there's still bitches that owe me sex
I feel like this but niggas don't know the stress
I lost the only girl in the world that know me best
I got the money and the fame and that don't mean shit
I got the Jesus on a chain, man that don't mean shit
Cause when the Jesus pieces can't bring me peace
So I need just at least of one of Russell's nieces
On...
I let my nightmares go
I put on for everybody that I knew from the go
I know dese hoes that was frontin when they knew we was broke
They say damn, Yeezy Yeezy, you don't know us no more
You got that big fame homie, and you just changed on me
You can ask big homie, man the top so lonely III....
So lonely III....
Let me see what we have tonight (what we have tonight)
I'm high as a satellite (satellite)
I see those flashin lights (flashin lights)
Cause every night (every night)
I put on
Back from vacation, and oh dear me...what do I find?
Fuckheads, No-Minds, imitators, wannabees, purile attempts at being funny by shitpokes who THINK they're funny, maggots who can't even hold a candle to any form of civilized intellectual debates and a general assortment of pukes who can't even rise above the level of shite that I have during my morning constitution. The difference between now and before? Well, not much....EXCEPT....some of the Old Timers will still pop out now and again, to remind these assholes of their place. They hate that....and I'm glad. DAMN glad, come to think of it. Fuck'em, I say. And that's that. Now on to more important things:
Item:
Went to Canadas Wonderland last Friday; they have a new ride there that they proclaim is the "fastest, highest and most intense" rollercoaster ride in all of North America (or so they say). Poppycock, I said. We got there; I saw it; and I stared at it, whilst for some eerie reason the "Emperors March" theme from "Empire Strikes Back" played through my head. It was called....."The Behemoth". This was gonna be easy, I thought. My standard answer of "N-O" was set to go, as soon as my oldest asked if I'd go on it with him. The wife leans into my ear, and hisses "Now, Daddy....you have to go; it's important to him, and means the world to him, to have his Dad up there with him on this ride." My prepared answered evaporated. I caved in. I said "Okay", through gritted teeth and a forced smile. My throat suddenly felt as dry as the Sahara. We got in line. Oh mah gawd....this thing was fucking high.....HIGH. We got on. Bucket seats. No seatbelts. The chain started pulling us up the first, initial apex. It seemed like an eternity. Up....up...up....UP, we went. Beside me, my kid is all excited, saying, "Oh wow! Dad! Lookit how high up we're going! Look down there! You can hardly make out the people! Dad! Open your eyes! Look at it!" I must have been the only old fart on that ride who lost it, and said "SSSHHHH!!!!".
We reached the peak.....and for the briefest of time.....slowed and almost stopped. Then......
we plunged.
At maximum velocity.
It was like an express elevator ride to Hades itself. I swear to you....I COULD ALMOST SMELL THE FUCKING SULPHUR AND BRIMSTONE, AND OL' SCRATCH WAITING WITH OPEN ARMS TO CATCH ME!!! We dropped into that first curve so fast and so hard, my ass literally floated up outta my seat for a second or two; my face was actually stretching to the sides, like those astronauts you see in that centrifuge-thingy. Up again. Another dip. Twisted port side. Twisted starboard side. Down again. Up again. And on and on and on and on....
Suddenly...the ride stopped.
Silence from everyone for a second.
Some middle-aged guy in the seat behind us suddenly yelled, "OH MY GOD! I THINK I JUST SHAT MYSELF!".
Took me a few seconds to PRY my fingers from the metal grip in front of me.
The rest of the day was spent pleasantly, and there were other rides, other adventures.......but Time itself had now warped for me. I felt as if I spent the rest of the day, being trapped in an inter-demensional experience. I was there....but not there.
I went to sleep that night, satisfied the day was over.
But I still see it in my dreams.
That that....that...that.....thing.
Called.....
The Behemoth.
I'll see it forever.
(P.S. I already posted the link to this current Glumbert video under the "Nerd" thread; wake the fuck up, people....jeeez.)
Nobody gives a fuck about your trip to pedo-land ya fat chain smoking fucker!
You should've spent that time losing weight. So when you actually stop your pencil pushing and get out and chase down some real criminals you wont fall out and die.
oh and welcome back!
Hi canuck!
Glad to see you back! Sounds like you had some excitement while you were away. That's good! It's good to get that adreniline running thru your veins every now and then, it keeps us young... or somethin'. LOL!
The circus here, has been in town since right after you left...we're all basically praying for school to go back in session.
I made this file at the beginning of summer.. I'm surprised I remembered the password, it's been so long. Today, I figured I'd check it out. Same old, same old. Guys, I'm a thirteen-year-old kid and I see supposed adults being less mature than I consider myself to be. Why can't you guys just use the site for what it's for? And don't get mad at me for calling you immature, but I think I speak truly. If you DO get mad at me, I'll probably leave, I do have better things to do.. But can anyone try to resolve this? Anyone agree with me????
Why did it seem like you didn't want to say that? You don't think everyone is constantly at each others necks here? Look up, the first, no second comment I get is someone calling me a 'fat chain-smoking.. etc, etc..' This is utterly ridiculous.
pinnocchio's right nuckster.
who the fuck do you think youre impressing with bullshit about your "big day out"? you think youre the only person ever to go on a funfair ride? well do ya punk? pathetic and squirm making.
youre a lard ass pedophile trying to be interesting and failing every time.
YARRRRRRRR!
obahtafucur, how come I am automatically tagged with being in some sort of conspiracy? Is that like part of the common courtesy here or something? You know, had I gotten a nice "hello, nice to meet you, glad you're here" type deal, I would have left by now. But rather I'm scratching my head trying to figure out who the hell I am supposed to be. Infinity? Fartknocker? Jenny? What the hell?!
You know, I'd hate to hear the noise this girl makes when she's getting fucked. I bet every guy thats ever had sex with her is now permanently deaf in both ears.
May I add my name to the list of those who believe this kingryan creep is infinity? kingryan - you are a weeping anal fissure deep within the asshole of a syphilitic Port Said camel dealer. Your mother gets dp'ed by Puerto Rican lepers who give her $1 for the privilege. Whn you vomit after too many lemonades, the sidewalk smells like a ten-day-old battlefield, and your teeth look like Ground Zero. If I had a hatchet, I would cut your feet off and feed them to the pigs, then watch you crawl begging for mercy. Apart from that, I quite like you. Welcome to Glumbert. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!
'Emulate'? Are you sure thats the right word for this? How about 'escape'? So lets see here.. everyone hates me.. because I am 'infinity'.. or is it 'fartknocker'? When you make up your mind, can you please explain this to me?
you emulate him because you admire the attention he receives here. And for what ever reason, look for ways to annoy people here. I suppose it's your way to get us to talk to you. Loser!
Oh, I get it. You're all anti-minor. Well, I'm not asking for a bout of pedagogy, but at least give me a chance. Yeah, I think I can actually be funny. Sometimes. AT least my friends think so. Perhaps ADULTS (which shouldn't be confused with "mature humans") have a different sense of humor. Huh, a bunch of likely anti-juvenile, sexist, and racist pigs. LOL!
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