Helen Keller goes stage diving

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First:tekky29
2 years ago
First see me
2 years ago
actually im second
2 years ago
second
2 years ago
also third
2 years ago
third
2 years ago
fourth
2 years ago
"fif"
2 years ago
0110
2 years ago
WTF? LOL LOL

SEVENTH!!!
2 years ago
AAAAAHHHHHHHH SHEEEEEEYYYYYIT!!!!!

(*clearing throat*)

Ninth.

AAAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!!
2 years ago
NOW I'm ninth.

lol
2 years ago
LAST!!!!!!!!!
Dang woman - your taking this method acting thing just a little too far!
2 years ago
Oh shit.

I actually watched this clip just now, and that was horrifying to any stage actor.

But she IS a solid actress for this reason:

Not sure what they had to work with, in terms of a set, but it's quite confined; the steamers (i.e. stage lights) don't help, when a stage actor is sweating and blinded by them. In this case, the young actress is obviously following her blocking, as per her director; BUT....the director, knowing the actress was portraying a blind individual, should have liased with the stage manager and assistant stage manager, and opened that stage set up a bit more, thus giving the actress more room to manoeuver; if this had been done, it would have also allowed the actress an even greater opportunity to convincingly portray a "blind" person. It does not help, that they were directed to move the props too far up-stage; this is a major faux pas. NEVER move your props anywhere NEAR that "Fourth Wall", if one can help it. In this case, because this WAS done, the actress was forced to adopt a trajectory that made her avoid the prop, and brought her too close to that "Wall", and she wound up "breaking" it (and almost breaking HERSELF, in the process). Also, look at that stage again: there are WAY too many props cluttering that stage, considering what's portrayed, and stage space in this production being at a dire premium. However, the actress is a real trooper; she got back on that stage, and resumed and maintained character. Not easy to do. Also, there's an even larger safety issue compounded here, when you consider all of the above, with the fact that the performers are wearing very long skirts as part of their costuming.

Again, since I'm not sure if that was the WHOLE stage, or a portion of a BIGGER stage they were working on, it's hard to say why they were directed in that fashion. If that young performer had really hurt herself because of incomptetent or reckless direction, then the curtains would DEFINITELY be coming down on someone.

(fade to slow black-out......curtain down....cue music....increase gradually)

2 years ago
OK! Once a cop always a cop. I have never read such a detailed (police report) for a stage accident. Yikes! C- ya gotta cut down on the coffee man.
2 years ago
Yeaaaaaaaah, podman i feel ya on this one...

Slow down on the coffee, tiger. Grade C
2 years ago
Actually, the props were too far DOWNstage. Getting closer to the "fourth wall" is actually going downstage. This is due to the fact that in the past stages were actually tilted upwards in the back and so to move away from the audience actually meant going "up" so therefore it was called upstage. So, if the props had been more upstage, it would've been helpful to the actor.

Three years of theatre school and all I can do is give everyone a lesson on up/downstage....*sigh*
2 years ago
(looks at what he typed)

Shit.

You're right, divine. Typo on my part. "Down-stage" is quite correct.

Sorry about being long-winded about this one, podster and ramblerouser....but I wasn't critiquing this as a "cop"; I was wearing a different hat for this one.

(*winks*)
2 years ago
I have to say I'm really kinda shocked that there are now two of you who know this esoteric stuff. I'm really surprised.
2 years ago
I would be interested in which police service canuck worked for.
2 years ago
Pizza? I didn't order a pizza.

[cue the slap-bass funk ... fade to black ... not a dry eye in the theatre(er)]
2 years ago
tl;dr
2 years ago
dirk:

Why?
2 years ago
bc perhaps that's an act also
2 years ago
Just lemme know whenever you're ready, dirk.
2 years ago
Good, Canuck....very good. Finding agreement with you is disturbing...but you do well in your critiques, long and tedious (dry?) as they might be. Educational, even, for those of us who have no stage experience.

On the other hand, watching Helen Keller bounce off the floor has a certain evil humorous effect....perhaps I am not well either. I laughed.
2 years ago
im opp west region
2 years ago
canuck1963, you are a true thespian.

self indulgent, pontificative and ohhh, what a throbbing bore!
2 years ago
Kewl.

I look forward to exposing you to more of the same in the future.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.
2 years ago
chaz:

OHHHHHHH chazzzzzz.....you crafty little person, you.

You HAD to sneak in that "dry" shot....didn't ya?

Sneaky. Verrrrrrrry sneaky.

(pulls the dart out of his backside with an exclamation of YOWLP!)

Crafty.....So crafty...I'll fix your wagon for this.

You watch.

(harrumph!)
2 years ago
C - lovely detailed thespian description. She is a SOLID actress for sure.

The sound she makes as she hits the deck tells me that

:-)

2 years ago
Gawd, you're such a tough crowd!

LOL
2 years ago
I have an opening for an adviser with Carl Rove is resigning. I wonder if she's available. She can obviously take the fall when if needed.
2 years ago
psst, George, got a line on any good coke you must get the best
2 years ago
sixteenth
2 years ago
Ninth
2 years ago
Whatever the esoteric topic and however obscure, you can add one to the number of known field experts to account for canuck.
2 years ago
particularly one with a such a well rehearsed "back-up" plan

(sorry, i couldn't help myself.....it was too good to pass up!)
2 years ago
Kudos to the actress - didn't miss a beat!
2 years ago
was that part of the act?
2 years ago
It WAS a Helen Keller play.
2 years ago


first...DOHH!!!!


2 years ago
Only the rustling of leaves when wiping her ass.
2 years ago


if a Helen Keller fell in the woods would she make noise ?


2 years ago
Only if a tree fell on top of her. I think it would be something like,

"Ouch! Shit. Where's my sodding cane?! What's that cracking sound...CRUNCHSPLAT"

(or whatever the sound a tree makes when it lands on someone - artistic licence here...)
2 years ago
as jon lovitz would say.... "Acting!!!"
2 years ago
Too bad HE can't.
2 years ago
O_o
2 years ago
........... i actually have nothing to say about this one, besides this........
2 years ago

Post

theres a new Hellen Keller cereal, it dosnt snap, krackel or pop.
put those three fellers right out of work it did.
2 years ago
Braille Popsicles I believe they're called.

S'a bit like alphabet soup...

Except they're all little round dots. Obviously.
2 years ago
what a joke. i don't believe this for one sec. that was *heheh* TOTALLY staged.

hahahahhahaha
2 years ago
Dirk:

How far west?

Or is that too.....oh, I dunno....out of bounds to ask? ( I could be close enough to ya to swap tea or sugar).
2 years ago
You didn't answer my question. Are you on the job?
2 years ago
"On the job" as in the same job as you? Nope. Never said I was.

But we DO work for the same employer, as far as law enforcement goes; I'm at 21 years service; and you? Are you a civilian employee? Or constable? Or "auxiliary constable"?

Feel free to answer all or any of the above at your leisure.

Sincerely,

C.



2 years ago
19 year constable. I thought I read a thread saying you were a PC. I'm in the London area.
2 years ago
Negative on that, Constable. Alasa, never did.

This is actually excellent!

See if you can catch this pitch:

Think Charlie Oscar in the Echo Mike Delta Charlie, except for my first 18 years, which were spent at Tango Whiskey Delta Charlie. Still posted in the GTA, though.

Does any of that make sense?

If it does, simply reply "10-4";

If not, well what the hell, I'll just come out and say it.

Have at it, Constable.

P.S. Out of curiosity, what's the rank-and-files' perception of Fantino, thus far?
2 years ago
shit guys its the cops
2 years ago
LMFAO @ lordandmaster!
2 years ago
10-4. You guys do good thank less work. I had to go to Milton to interview a guy last year and got a good look at the crap you guys put up with every day all day.

What can you say about Fantino. He's a cop's cop. I've been to Caledonia five times, the first three under Gwen who was a no show. We got the shit kick of of us both by the people of Caledonia and the media. The last two under Fantino. He showed up both times and deflected the attention onto himself and gave us back a little self respect.

2 years ago
Yeah, I hear ya.

That whole Caledonia thing really pissed me off.

Thanks for the kudos, btw.

Got a lot of good friends who joined the OP's (as I call'em...lol). One of them is now a Sgt. up at the Midland detachment. Great and a good copper. Another one is crusiing Wasaga Beach.

Damn good bunch, the whole lot of them.

Take at ya soon, and stay safe, y'hear?
2 years ago
What's Helen Keller's favorite colour??

Corduroy.
2 years ago
how did she burn her face? .........answering the iron
2 years ago
how did she burn the other side.........they called back
2 years ago
Canuck...re: your "delta charlies"...are you happy with how your system is working up there? Hard to judge it from the states. Illegal immigrants an issue in canuck-land?(a growing issue to your sud).
2 years ago
Chaz:

It's a good question.

The issue of illegal immigration up here is an on-going concern as well. However, (and dirk I think might agree), most of the "illegals" that arrive up here, tend to settle in three primary areas: Toronto, Vancouver and Montreal. In Toronto, the majority of "illegals" are, if you can believe it, Jamaican; a close second is East Indian (Sikhs, Hindus, etc.), followed by Vietnamese. In Vancouver, I believe it's Chinese and East Indian (it's a port city); in Montreal, it's all a mish-mash. The immigration procedure is maddeningly slow up here, i.e., processing the ones who in fact, ARE "illegal". BUT...once ordered deported, especially if they're already in a delta-charlie, they're GONE. Period. I've lost track of how many illegals I've tagged and bagged for their long journey back to whatever side of the globe they're from. Some went the easy way; some went the hard way. But they WENT. I had the unfortunate occassion to attend a police funeral, for a young Toronto copper named Todd Bayliss (remember this lad, dirk?); this fine constable was shot to death by an individual who was already placed on an "order for removal" from Canada.....two years prior to this tragedy. That's when the you-know-what hit the fan, and the heat came down on all immigration-related crimes. I actually observed a solid spike in deprtation cases afterwards. On one occassion, the guy I had red-bagged for his trip actually went berserk just before he left, and me and three Mounties (who were there to escort him to the tarmac) had to go to the mat with him. He was acutely psychotic (wanted in South Africa for the murder of 6 or 7 government officials there, I think). The system up here IS strict in terms of legislation, but it's the ENFORCEMENT of it that was spotty. After 9/11 of course, it was a whole different ballgame. Just before I left there, when I got my transfer orders approved, we actually had three accused members of Al-Queada in custody. Unreal. Nasty bunch they were, too.

So, I guess in some ways yes, the "system" does work, but other ways no. Always room for improvement, I suppose.

Dirk may have a different slant on it from his perspective, since he occupies a different (but similar) sector of the justice policy division.

But to be quite honest, chaz, that was a surprisingly tough question. Don't be surprised if I get back to you again on this, after some more thought.

2 years ago
Hey C, got a speeding ticket today. Is 231 in a 50 bad? Little help there pal? Ah, just kidding. It was a 60.
2 years ago


let me help you out with that bill........................RUNNNNNN!!!!!













































DID WE GET AWAY?
2 years ago
Billy-B and Randal....what am I gonna do about you two, huh? lolol
2 years ago
I wish i was in this audience... you would've heard a very loud "oooohhhhhhh yyyyyyiiiiiikes".. then giggling.
2 years ago
i was in the 1st row and she landed on me and chipped my tooth my lawyer gerald finkelstein is filing a lawsuit as we speak
2 years ago
It better be in braille - make sure. She'll profess ignorance otherwise.

She's claimed 'I never saw the lawsuit' so many times before.

Devious blind witch.
2 years ago
Canuck was recently interrogating a rasta looking dude on suspicion of unlawful entry into the country...

Canuck: where did you say you were from?

Rasta dude: West Indies mon.

Canuck: And your lady friend?

Rasta dude: She's from there too mon.

Canuck: Jamaica?

Rasta dude: No mon, she came of her own free will.
2 years ago
Jamaica mistake mon.
2 years ago
Throb was truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis, her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y.

Shortly after Wendy was silly enough to say yes they were married and honeymooning in Jamaica, Throbby was in a bathroom in Kingston, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis.

Throbby said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?"

The Jamaican replied, "No, Mon that says, 'Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day'".

An oldy but a goody. Specially tailored
2 years ago
ROTFLMFAO!!!!
2 years ago
I kind of had to laugh at that video. Does that make me a mean person? hahaha
2 years ago
Mako, is that an old Stan Boardman joke?
2 years ago


cant say anything about Iraq here.


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