Robert Earl Hughes: World's Heaviest Man

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First:templar
8 months ago
(slides in..and he's...he's....he's........)

FIRST!

SAFE!

HUZZZZAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
8 months ago
Master you are truly a God.
8 months ago
Nahhh...just a lucky bastard.

LOL

8 months ago
jaja, in two videos of agoust 20 i am first :)
8 months ago
will someone please tell me what the fuck "jaja" means.
8 months ago
Oh man, was that a front butt...
8 months ago
HAHAHAHA! For some reason, I find that comment extremely hilarious. Maybe it's because it's so damn early in the morning...
8 months ago
(At the rendering plant)

"Mr. and Mrs. Hughes The boy rendered down good. There were 85 gallons of pure earl in em. I have yer monies rit ere. That's $23.45, minus the renderin fee. y-all ave a good day now. If-fen ya ave anymore with ah broke gland bring em on by."
8 months ago
Fat fucking pig. This is one of those fuckers you see driving around a scooter in the grocery store, but they don't need much food at the store because they just left the buffet. Get off of your ass and walk and maybe, just maybe, you might lose a pound. Oh and get the hell out of the handicapped spot while you are at it.

Lard asses.
8 months ago
A perfect example of a person who had a traumatised childhood.
8 months ago
Uh, oh. I think I hurt some of mako's sensitivities.....

I am guessing mako isn't exactly a toothpick.

Hey mako, PUT DOWN THE CHEESEBURGER AND WALK AWAY
8 months ago
Who's mako? If you're responding to me; no i am not a 'toothpick', nor am i obese.. i just respect other people and im not shallow as yourself to judge a person by how they look. Consider yourself of weak fundamental state
8 months ago
Hmmm. I goofed, thought you were mako.

Anyways, yes that comment was aimed at you. I'm not shallow, just observant. Besides, I have pity on people who have such a weak character that they are addicted to anything, that includes food. They are pathetic.

And, tell me I am wrong about the scooters.....
8 months ago
Please August! I'm offended... :-)
8 months ago
that was a big deal back then... now it's common place.... in US at least.

not in Iraq. (lol)
8 months ago

you did say iraq right?

8 months ago
lololol
8 months ago
you suck
8 months ago
no... who is Iraq? Iraq? What is that? Iraq.
8 months ago
He burst a gland in his neck! Fat, self-indulgent bastard. Must have been a salivary gland.
8 months ago

i wonder who had the honer of wiping his ass, cause you know he couldnt.

this is a rhetorical queston please feel free NOT to answer.
8 months ago
Well.. ermmmm...okay.
8 months ago
note the restraint
8 months ago
Why would think of that?
8 months ago
T - I really didn't think you could hold back. I will check again in the morning.
8 months ago

well its just one of the MANY sad things that comes with being extremly over weight.
you know what im sayn holmes?

8 months ago
What happen to be the other sad things? You espouse to be the expert
8 months ago


well jimm you could put on about 300lbs and find out the many or you could take a littel time and think about it. :)

8 months ago
I would think that as many rolls as he had no one could find his ass without the use of jacks and jackstands.
8 months ago
I bet $100 his nickname was Robert Huge.
8 months ago
I think the happy music in the background might be a little out of place.
8 months ago


i busted a gland just watch'n this..........oh no wait that wasnt a gland never mind...... ahem.....

8 months ago
how the fuck do they get so fat??!!
8 months ago
LOL
8 months ago
In his case a gland in his neck that released way too many parathyroid hormones at an early age.
8 months ago
That's rabz way of saying he ate about a couple a thousand burgers too many

Per week.

For ten years
8 months ago
That is very, very complicated. I just don`t have the time or energy to explain. I am going to sit down and have some Krispy Kremes to make up for all ...of...this ... exhausting typing. U want info, bring pie.
8 months ago
Look at him feeding the chickens so innocently, like a mastercriminal.
8 months ago
Anybody else getting a "performance optimiser" popup? In my view, Glumbert is now a malware site and will be removed from my bookmarks.
8 months ago
yeh got a performance optimiser yesterday, nice one
8 months ago
Congratulations Herr Canuck on your first. I vas shleeping ven zis fat man appeared or I vood of course haf triumphed. I haf studied zis film carefully und I am sure zis is ze love child of ze idiot Goering. Zer is ein uncanny resemblance to ze Bavarian buffoon who single handedly lost ze var fur ze Fatherland.
8 months ago
lmfao
8 months ago
We should feed fat people to the starving.

Burst gland my arse! Stop shoving chickens and cattle down your neck you great lump!
8 months ago
And people like yourself need intensive counselling.
8 months ago
No. Not at all.

I fundamentally disagree, and I apologise in advance for any offence caused.

Rabz. Are you in any way remotely on the chunky side?

Do you like the odd burger? Or fifty?

I know FULL well that glandular issues may occur sometimes. And for those people I feel genuinely sorry. But I posit this...

There are certain laws in physics which suggest that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Far be it from me to attempt to refute these laws. However in my refusal to refute said laws there exist a couple of home truths, namely

If you shove half the Texan beef product down your face and exert yourself doing precisely nothin... ergo thine will be a fat fuck... Or words to that effect.

I chose economy in my scribing to you now.

I suggest decent diet, some exercise... gastric bypass surgery for those seriously afflicted. And failing that, tapeworm infestation to help you lose weight.

OR STOP PILING DOWN THE FECKIN BURGERS.

Perhaps.
8 months ago
Maybe the burst gland was packed with an inflating deliverance style canoe with a hill billy crew playing bango's all needing more food, they set sail around his equator to see whether the world is flat

just a thought
8 months ago
whatever.

fat is fat. You can't create it out of nothing.

eat right, excersize, stop making excuses for over-eating, it's an addiction like anything else.
8 months ago
Your level of self esteem is based upon the unique experiences and personal relationships that have made up your life. Whereas positive and fulfilling relationships help raise your self esteem, negative experiences and troubled relationships tend to lower self esteem. Experiences within your family, at school, or within your society all influence your self esteem. For example, if your family always compared you to others and was never satisfied with your performance, then your self esteem may be adversely affected. Or, for example, if your parents were not attuned to your needs, you may not have felt understood and attended to and this can also compromise self-esteem. Poor performance in school, especially if criticized by classmates and teachers, can also negatively affect self esteem as it may leave you feeling incompetent in comparison to others.

With respect to North American society, there is considerable pressure to adopt the standards reflected in the media. You may, therefore, find yourself comparing unfavourably to society's ideas of what constitutes beauty and success and hence feel less worthy about yourself.
8 months ago
Chum-Stream alias?
8 months ago
Aaaah. Chumpstream?
8 months ago
rabz- salient and great points. Do you work with kids? (You'll note that if you articulate without swearing or genital references the illiterati assume you to be me.) I consider it a compliment.
8 months ago
Oh joy - not one but TWO pompous asses to be berated by
8 months ago
Ach so, Herr Rabz.
Zees ees ein most fascinating post. But - as you vulgarly say in Englisch - What der fokk has it to do vith ze fat man? Ein big blobby mensch mit gross trousers und pet chickens vill not know vot self esteem is. He vill know only ze vay to ze next meal. However, your comments are ein vorthy attempt to raise ze tone of zis site, und for zat you should be commended. Do you by any chance haf ein diploma in psychology? Und are you Juden?
8 months ago
Looks like he was proud of himself???
8 months ago
Jawohl, Herr missogynist.
Of course, zer is nothing wrong vith pride in oneself. But I vood say zis Rabz has misunderstood ze difference between zis honourable state und being - how do you say? - ein boring, self-important, drivelling, psycho babbling, self-obssessive, pontificating, patronising, unter-achieving imbecile.
I vood normally speak more plainly, aber I do not vish to hurt Herr Rabz's feelings as he is probably ein sensitive soul.
8 months ago
Yet Rabz haz zuch a...how duz vun zay... an arian sound to hiz scribing

8 months ago
I'm not quite sure what you're trying to prove here adolf, and i don't expect you to respond as a mature adult either. I'll probably get a half broken German/English response where you try to be entertaining or funny, good luck with that and stuff. You're neither going to get a rise or a reaction out of me by defamation of character either as you do not know me. Those adjectives you used to describe me seem more fitting for yourself as in every-single-one of your posts is all of those you mentioned. Please your name calling only reflects on how you truly feel about yourself, simple psychology.
Heres a little tip to get you on the right track vanker. Feeling badly about yourself, contributes to a distorted view of yourself and others, a lack of self-confidence, poor performance, and unhappiness. Since low self-esteem is a result of negative thoughts and feelings, it is important to try to alter how you think and feel about yourself. Also try not to be misled by other's standards, but rather creating standards of your own to live by.

Feeling badly about yourself, on the other hand, contributes to a distorted view of yourself and others, a lack of self-confidence, poor performance, and unhappiness.

Danke schön, viel glück und gute nacht.
8 months ago
Zat, I beleef, vas us told en nein uncertain termz.

I feel fully psychoanalysed, almost as if ze great und good Dr Mengele has had vun of hiz bedside chats.

I feel suitably chastized und vill fetch mein manservant Fikelstein to thrash me viz the lash forthviz.

FIKELSTEIN! Ze lash und ze duct tape! SCHNELL
8 months ago
I vud hasten to add zat despite ze rantingz of rabz, ze fact remainz zat ze poor yet happily roly-poly fellow in ze video is till vun grosse fucken.

Und I beleef may also be slightly boss eyed. Zis may lead him to eat tvice as much as he vud have mistaken both zee plates set eizer side of him for his own plate.
8 months ago
Herr Mako100 - I disagree. To me, he has ze whiff von ein lady boy about him. Und I am still waiting fur ein reply from him!!
8 months ago
I really didn't expect anything more than your cliche responses, thanks i guess?
8 months ago
Ah Herr Rabz!
Sankyou fur zose sot-provoking vords. I am indeed grateful for your analysis von mein problems. I vill book meinself into ein clinic und try to become ein besser person. In ze meantime, as you Americans say, keep smiling und schtick ein weenie up ihre arse!
8 months ago
I'm sorry there, but i'm not American, what made you make that assumption?



Viele sind berufen, aber wenige sind auserwählt.
8 months ago
I would have guessed Korean.


많은 것은 정해지다, 그러나 몇몇은 선택된다
8 months ago
Nah. Korean's have a better sense of humour and wit about them.

Even North Koreans exhibit more fun and frivolity than Rabz does
8 months ago
Mein gut freund Mako100!
I sink you may be onto sumsink zer. Und ze eyes of ze fat man are exactly like Goering's! I am even more convinced zat he is his love child. Perhaps der genius Rabz has ein explanation for zis? Of course, ze mighty sinker may haf - how do yo say - taken ze huff, und now feels ve are beneath him.
8 months ago
As Adolfvanker will no doubt fondly recall, there were absolutely none of these fat bastards in Belzec, Sobibor, Treblinka, Chełmno, Majdanek and Auschwitz-Birkena.
8 months ago
popeyed i dont believe there are any at fat camp either.
8 months ago
Auggie says it best...Fat Fucking Pig! Short, fat, and stupid is a terrible way to go through life!
8 months ago
Hey, ask Barnsley, works for him.
8 months ago
hey billy how long ago did they make this film of you????? was that before or after you had you daughter?
8 months ago
This guy may have been the fattest in his time, but the modern age provides a new record at 560 kilograms (1,234 pounds):
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=070720210958.nxif5zgw
8 months ago
This means that if Mr. Hughes were alive today, even he would have somebody he could call a fat ass.
8 months ago
This proves my point Podman, this gut(excuse me, guy) said he was glad to be in the G.B.O.W.R. FOR BEING THE FATTEST MAN ON EARTH. WHAT a fucking LOSER!!!! I knew I saw pride in R.E.H's eyes when they were measuring that FAT ASSES arms.
8 months ago
Hughes was the fattest on record for a period of time when he maxed out at 1,069 pounds. Here he was only in the 700-800 pound range.
8 months ago
It's all a matter of perspective. If you were caught in the Sierra Nevada mountain range in oh, say a huge blizzard for 6 months with nothing to eat....you'd want to have a guy like this around. You'd carve this turkey up REAL fast! Feed a family of four through the winter! Remember folks, even the common housefly serves a purpose in life. :-)
8 months ago
Chihuahuas don't though. Of that I am DAMN sure

And actually I'm not really sure whether leeches or Streamlined do either...
8 months ago
Quit over feeding the chickens !!!
8 months ago
I have an Uncle like that... Not quite as big... 6'2" and 450-500lbs... and he lost weight to get that size....
5 months ago
omg!!!! and he actually walks...=O
...me no understantt!=S
2 months ago
lol hes retarded!

looks more like a cruel experiment for the parents though

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