The Back Up

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1 year ago
OK
1 year ago
Now that's lazy! When you don't even have to get out of bed to vaporize an intruder....
1 year ago
I'm loving it..."get one for each side of the bed" LOL!! Maybe I should develop one for pistols, my self defense weapon of choice!
1 year ago
Isn't it already under your pillow?
1 year ago
I once slept with a pistol under my pillow (that's another story) I was more paranoid of having a dream or just getting it into my sleeping hand than the reason it was there! (again that's another story)
1 year ago
A gun rack at your bed. I would have assumed a condom dispenser makes more sense...
1 year ago
Another story....

I own a little land up in northern lower Michigan, 20 acres surrounded by thousands of acres of rolling hills and forest. It has been my camping retreat for 20 years now. One day, about 10 years ago, me and a friend were the first to arrive for a week long camp out over the Fourth of July holiday. It was 5 pm or so when we arrived, it had just stopped raining, it was hot, the mosquito's and black flies were pounding on the window of the SUV for a meal. We just kind of sat there with the AC running when all of a sudden, I noticed what I thought was a deer over on the top of a deep gorge, my friend got out his binocs and what he saw was rather disturbing. A man, a big man well over six feet tall just standing there with nothing on but his glasses! He took off down the hill running after my friend jumped out and started yelling at him. We drove around to the other two track and saw him running through some woods nude and barefoot! This is not the kind of ground you go running barefoot in. Weird! So that night, after drinking a few, got kinda paranoid about this giant nude man loose in the woods! To make matters worse since my friend saw him close up with the binoculars, he kept refering him to as the "nude tripod"! I slept with my forty five under my pillow that night. (see above)
1 year ago
I was going to suggest it was gymyg till you said tripod.
1 year ago
The legendary Michegan Bigcock is a prowlin' them woods.

Bigfoot's running scared
1 year ago
Bill: "Grammy, you will be sleeping in our bed tonight, and Carol and I will fold out the sofa, OK"

Grammy: "How wonderful. I will just pull back the shee.." BOOM
"Ahhhh, My leg, wheres my leg!

Bill: "Right where it always Grammy, remember you have Alzheimer's. Its your mind that's gone."

Grammy: "Mr. Lincoln you are quite rude!"
1 year ago
Besides that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
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