Oopsy Poopsy, Grandma Deucy

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5 months ago
5 months ago
I don't get it.
5 months ago
sven,
there certainly seems to be a central theme to this weeks video's
5 months ago
What does 80-year-old pussy taste like?

"DEPENDS"!
5 months ago
PCracist , best laugh I've had in days! LOL!
5 months ago
she pooped. I didn't get a visual on it though..................

If a bear poops in the woods and no one sees it, did it really happen?
5 months ago
The proof is when you step intp it.
5 months ago
I made my rounds in the hot room, generally suffocating the Quakers with Brasso and the occasional quiet raisin bran fart.
5 months ago
Is this any different from the 'weiner dog poop' vid?
5 months ago
i couldnt see anything, and im glad, cause that wouldve been gross
5 months ago
shit!
5 months ago
merda!
5 months ago
Scheiße!
5 months ago
merde!
5 months ago
Come on you didn't see it!!!!! Watch it again look at the corner of the red square, no mistaking what that steaming pile is!
5 months ago
I guess it "Depends" if you look closely or not.
5 months ago
Hope someone "Attends" to the clean up.
5 months ago
Hah!
5 months ago
looks like, tastes like it, good thing I didn't step in it.
5 months ago
This lady should walk on the block where the pooping wiener dogs go ,they wood get the blame. I can understand why she did it she that the supermarket had shitty prices.......
5 months ago
suuuuure..........blame it on the weinerdogs
5 months ago
the new bench mark for convenience.
5 months ago
Every so often, I come across something that I can't help but get a chuckle out of; actually, it's downright hilarious:

http://news.sympatico.msn.ctv.ca/TopStories/ContentPosting.aspx?feedname=CTV-TOPSTORIES_V2
5 months ago
Ooops.

Never mind. The whole addy wouldn't post. Ya got the wrong article. It basically had this to say:

"The Australian high commissioner to Canada said the country remained a top destination for Aussie tourists despite a government website that warned visitors should "exercise caution. William Fisher said Canada still ranks as the top "dream destination" for Australian tourists. More than 200,000 Australians visit Canada each year."

"People vote with their feet and their money," William Fisher told CTV Newsnet on Friday. "If you go to Whistler these days, you're hard pressed to find a Canadian."

"An Australian government website lists Canada as a country where travellers need to be cautious about terrorism, dangerous winter driving and cold weather conditions. Fisher said the terrorist threat warning is not specific to Canada, and has been posted for about three years."

"The warning is a general one for all western countries, and it followed some quite nasty statements by al Qaeda," Fisher said. "Poor old Canada is, just like the rest of us, a western country."

LMFAAOOOO!!!!
5 months ago
Notice how some Aussies pronounce Canada like "Canader"... Not just Aussies...British people maybe? They pronounce anything that ends with an A like "er"...wonder why. Linguistics specialists, anyone?
5 months ago
Hey Surfer! Are you a 'cunning linguist?'
5 months ago
lmao good one sven
5 months ago
this lady is your grandmom gymyg!!!!
5 months ago
well we all knew it would happen eventually
Cleveland got busted....

The Crappiest Neighbor Ever

Cops: Wisconsin man let loose on baby clothes, bedding, shoes

JANUARY 18--A Wisconsin man who allegedly defecated on the clothing and shoes of neighbors was charged yesterday with the repulsive, month-long soiling spree. Ronnie Ballard, 19, is facing misdemeanor charges for ruining the items, which were in the laundry room and hallways of a Madison apartment building that is next door to Ballard's residence. According to a criminal complaint filed in Dane County Circuit Court, Ballard defecated on two occasions in a washing machine, ruining a comforter, baby clothing, and other garments. Ballard, pictured in the mug shot at right, is also charged with defecating in the tennis shoes and boots of building residents, who had left the footwear outside their apartment doors. The complaint, a copy of which you'll find below, quotes one resident's reaction when she discovered the ruined sneakers: "He shit in someone's Reebok." The document adds that Felicia Walton, owner of the sneakers, "had not given anyone permission to defecate in her shoes and she was disturbed." As first reported by the Wisconsin State Journal, Ballard was apprehended after a neighbor confronted him in the laundry room and followed him home. At the time of his arrest, Ballard was out on bail on a lewd and lascivious behavior charge from Lincoln County (he is currently being held on $1400 bail at the Dane County lockup). As the Journal's Ed Treleven reported, during a court appearance yesterday, Court Commissioner Todd Meurer "ordered Ballard to only defecate in toilets." (4 pages)
5 months ago
That wasn't Cleveland.

And I'm not gonna say anymore.
5 months ago
Just for the record:

You all have permission to shit in my shoes.

Weinerdog
5 months ago
If you can provide the coordinates, I feel one coming right now...
5 months ago
hahahahaha
5 months ago
I loved going to Grandma's she always had the best snacks.she smelled of pee and poop and had no teeth...she was a whore and said she made more money that way but I loved her so. anyway the snack list is as follows.
A.Chicken butts and goats milk
B.Irish feet twat rolls
C.Hot smoking coals
D.Long stretchy pieces of sun burned skin and mountain dew
E.Angel's wings sprinkled with anal.

I remember her tasty snacks like yesterdays prostate massage.. mmm!- the smell of hot smoking coals...too bad she starved.. I could really go for some Irish feet twat rolls and a hand job....RIP grammy you were a beautiful whore.I will always miss you...
5 months ago
ok that's fucked up cidd
5 months ago
That is too (read: two) funny.
I watched this thing 4-5 times to make sure I was seeing Nana shake a turd out of her pant's leg.
Sure enough and upon my honor, she did her duty right there.

"CODE BROWN, AISLE 7"
5 months ago
Well lookiee here.

I see you decided to crop up outta your bunker.

And still a feeble attempt at being "funny".

Whatsamatter?

Take time out from your Brownshirt Youth Rally to make an appearance on here? And did ya bring the rest of your Crackpot Realists with ya?

HA!
5 months ago
Code Deuce, we have a brown down.....
5 months ago
What could her name be...
Lucy Stewel?
Edna Mae Droppit?
Fanny Fecalmeyer?
Sarah Nodorhier?
Annie Thingoes?
5 months ago
Streamlined?
Sven?
Randall?

I love having a good shit! And I don't care where I do it!
5 months ago
Stream, good to have you back. Our Canuck was bored to tears without anyone to box with.
5 months ago
Tanks, Bill
Good to be back.
5 months ago
Wasted sentiment there, Billy-B.

He's simply decided that he can't stomach the truth anymore, and like TWO OTHER specific posters hereabouts, he'll simply drop his insulated, ignorant comments and run, choosing to simply ignore any of my comments.

I never could suffer juvenile cowardice in a debate.

And now you can three to that heap.

Three....that I shall correct.

And correct most.....

harshly.
5 months ago
it's not that funny
5 months ago
i'll tell ya one thing
growing old is not for wimps
5 months ago
I hear that!
5 months ago
Doing good, riza. How are you?
5 months ago
gmilf
5 months ago
canuck1963, our country Canada is full of terrorists ,you only have to look too the Kahdar family and all thier buddies in the mosque they go to . We have too many sympathizers would will burn ,bomb our way of life. They are killing thier children when the try to adopt our way of life. The USA is smart keeping them out.Keep the problem in iraq and Afganistan,Berut and the middle east. Let them kill each other not us.
5 months ago
canadaman:

"our country Canada is full of terrorists"

Excuse me? Have I missed something? Did I miss the latest Faux News flash? Has someone blown up the CN Tower without me knowing it? Did someone steal Stephen Harper's rolodex? Ummmm....I think you can use a little context here, Amigo:

I think you've got more to worry about the "normal" stuff, you know, gang-related crimes, drug dealing, illegal influx of guns, repeat-parole violators, Internet sex predators, etc.

Now, if you can show me at least ONE conviction of ANYONE in Canada under CANADIAN LAW (shipping someone to torture-sanctioned sites like Gitmo where they're held without charge, trial or legal representation and denied Habeaus Corpus does NOT count), and futher, serving time as dispensed within Canadian jurisprudence......then I might revise my opinion on your comment.

How everyone raised a big hulla-balloo about that bunch out by Pickering way, that were accused "terrorists", and had "bomb-making" materials they were making in anticipation of a "terrorist attack"? Well, most (if not all) of those guys have since been released on bail, and NONE of them have even reached trial yet.

Now don't get me wrong...I think we should be vigilant and stand-on-guard and all that shit...but let's not buy into the same fear-mongering crap that Georgie-Boy has used to great effect on the the U.S. public-at-large, ok? Just because you get a few-homegrown, asshole wanna-be's does NOT make them Bin Ladens kissing cousins. We have something called The Rule Of Law", and I don't think it would be a good idea to suddenly have it "Bush-ed".

If you really want to be concerned about something, try being concerned about our boys and girls over in Kandahar, who are taking three times as many caualties as any other nation there, simply because they're doing their very best to attack the ROOT of the whole terrorist problem to begin with, while the current U.S. Administration decided to go fucking around somewheres else, while we got left holding the bag with a single battle group carrying the brunt of the fighting.

Try being concerned about THAT, instead saying WE are "filled with terrorists".

That was one of the stupidest, most ill-formed statements I've seen anyone make around here (and believe-you-me, I've seen some real fuckin' beauts in my time here, usually from right-wing, flag-waving, clueless, spoon-fed nutjobs).

P.S.

Which area, exactly, of Canada do YOU reside in?

(I swear to fuck, it better not be Alberta or Newfoundland)
5 months ago
Well canadaman, you have opened an entire six can of worms with that one.

Go C!!!!
5 months ago
And Canadaman, are you here because you don't agree with GWB's directives? I mean, 'Are you here avoiding the draft?'

I've got a Ranger bud who would kill you in a second for even thinking that. PUSSY!
5 months ago
And it's Beiruit!
5 months ago
gymyg is a stupid old fart.
5 months ago
Yes, of course. Compared to the glimmering brilliance of todays youth. Ya right.
5 months ago
self-help and pop-psychology trends...silly business babble...stupid seminars and workshops you've been coerced into attending...your cousin the recovering alcoholic / sex addict / Barbie-doll-head swallower who is stuck in permanent 12-step autobabble mode...lick my shit stains joe0271
5 months ago
Go Sid!
5 months ago
cidd is a fucking homo :)
5 months ago
cidd is that you?
5 months ago
it is I the great one!
5 months ago
what are we doing? I don't get it
5 months ago
cidd, gymyg weinerdog billboat you are all idiots. cant you see what your doing to youselves here? it me thats right. cut out the stupid crap
5 months ago
what are we doing?
5 months ago
joe0271 you were born out of the ass of a dead squirrel that was raped by a frog.Your mother had no teeth and a yellow tounge and breath that smelled of pecans.That little rodent mother of yours was always turning tricks by the trash can till she got hit by a garbage gobbler who's truck number was 0271... thats when I found your slimy daddy having his way with your dead mommys ass..after masterbating I squished your slimy daddy and sent that fucking toad to hell...joe0271 - 1/2 dead squirrel 1/2 frog.....sure glad I'm just a idiot.
5 months ago
Hey Joe! I've got to agree with Sid on this one. When you finally turn 15, you might see the fun and sarcasm within this site.

If you want to complain, go back to youtube.

'I'm an idiot, and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day'
5 months ago
"it me thats right. cut out the stupid crap"
Are you fucking serious?

Don't let the door hit ya, where the Good Lord split ya!
5 months ago
And, to borrow a phrase from a great Canadian prophet,
"Shut yer fuckin' pie hole"
5 months ago
Joe the Ritalin works best when taken ORALLY!!! And less mess, no greasy finger from insertion!!!!!
5 months ago
Sven:

LOL!

Thank you! Never been referred to as a "prophet" before. LOL!

Ya think it's enough of a talent to get Stream out, if I decide to have a tent-revival?

Just an idea.

LOL!
5 months ago
C: If you bring the beer (I prefer Kokanee), I'll drink it in a tent. I'm sure that the harshness of Canadian beer will get our American brothers to say, 'Hallelujah!'
5 months ago
My lovely American wife has already reached that level.

LOL!
Buy one, get a number two for free.
5 months ago
umm..eww?? and i didnt see anything anyways
5 months ago
Trust me Bri. You don't want to...
5 months ago
Have you ever had such a big "mistake" that you had to leave your underwear behind?

Not that I have...........just asking..........
5 months ago
No
no
Why do you ask?

Actually...I was sick when I was a kid and thought a fart was lnockin on the back door.
Nope.
Anyhoo, it was a big canuckloaf and I had to run out of class. That's right:class.

You cannot trust a fart.
5 months ago
I have... but never do I leave them behind..joe0271 pays good money for them.
sick fuck! thanks for the cash.
5 months ago
You mean a fart with some land in it? Bad thing when that happens, delicate cheek control and funny walking is what you need then...
5 months ago
funny running, hand firmly planted
5 months ago
Keep going Streamy. That's the start of a fantabulous haiku!
5 months ago
Cleaveland! Help us out with this one!
5 months ago
fart was Knockin...KNOCKIN
5 months ago
When she holds onto the other trolly handle her husband helps here drop it on the floor lol. It goes down her left trouser leg then onto the floor, look carefully. Then the black dude walks up to the other guy
5 months ago
The only good thing about having a mysterious digestive ailment is that when I am really sick, I also lose a fair amount of weight. Yes, I know that it is demented that I count this as a positive side effect. I don’t recommend it as a method of weight loss in general. Crapping out turds that appear to be the same length and width as my forearm is uncomfortable, to say the least. I have gas that could kill an infant. In the past, I have asked people not to hug me so tightly, as I feared shit might get squeezed out of my ass.

The only other benefit is that if someone accuses me of being full of shit, I can proudly say, “Yes. Yes, I am!” Hey, I’ll take whatever good I can find in this otherwise shitty (hardee har har) situation.
5 months ago
I see I am not the only sufferer (suffer?!) of FD. Feces Disease.
Having an appetite that puts most silverbacks on purgatives, I know the feeling.
Am I the only one with rancid gas? I keep getting told it is a problem but, help me here, I enjoy the chaos. (I am only tempe parte full of the processed material)

Hey cidd...El Cidd...You weave a good cable.
5 months ago
cidd, you're weird but funny....although, like the rest here, you're nothing but a bunch of sick fucking freaks! All shit fixated turd worshipers, you all need serious help.....as in more shit stories...lol

Actually I have no personal shit stories of my own damn it...but my friend, that's another story...

Three of us, loaded up in my suburban, an old beater named "Rambo" complete with numerous different caliber bullet holes and painted primer black, were about to to leave one guys house after lunch, when he said "oh wait, help me get the garage door down" so he and I walked back to do that, when we got back and jumped into "Rambo" the other friend was in the back seat, with his ass all hunched up in the air, saying "I saved this for you", his intention being to rip off a big nasty fart at us (he's famous for that kind of thing), you might say it didn't "come out that way" he pushed a bit too hard and SUPRISE!! he shit himself a good one, I'm not talking solid either! (we were painting that day, he was wearing WHITE painter pants!) Me and the first guy thought we were going to die laughing, had to be one of the best laughs I've ever had (this dude so deserved it) to see his eyes bug out and run for the bathroom...lol...we wouldn't take him home to change either....later the first guy told me the other dude left his underwear in the bathroom trash! Well that's my shit story for you sickos, I hope you got a good visual!
5 months ago
Thank you for the visual.
Let's see if I can color your imagaination as well.
My college town was very rural in its location and had a thru-way for the trucks and carriers headed to the stockyards...always laden with horses and cows. At one of the intersections (actually a 3-way and not thkind that just popped into Randal's head) a horse trailer had lost a tire and was being fixed. All of us who just finished class had to cross the street at this intersection...making our way tightly between the waitng cars.
The girl walking next to me happened to go between a car and the horse trailer (She was weaing a white sweater--this is key). The horse in the rear raised its tail and delivered a brown-washing that would have doused the Chicago fire, right onto this girl. She just stood in horror and screamed. It took about 2 seconds to soak her but it seemed like it just kept coming.

Then she just ran away...poop matted hair and all.

Aah...the simpler times.
5 months ago
Nostaligic for the down-home aroma of horsehit, ain't ya?

Figures.
5 months ago
Miter! Where can I see the vid?
5 months ago
stream that was f-ing gross/funny, reminds me of the time....

In high school, we had a science teacher that was a horse breeder too, he came running in late one morning all excited that one of his horses just gave birth, I happened to drive the family VW van that day (jeez how embarrassing) and he said let's all pile in an go see how the little bugger is doing, this was science I guess. We all stood around the stall and one of my classmates was, a, uh, slut is a good way to describe her...and she was wearing a little teeny tiny skirt that was almost crotch high, she had the nicest...oh yeah anyway...backing up, she slipped, up-ended herself ass first right into the big pile of steaming after birth, legs all in the air, it was a sight to see! That was back in the pre-thong, "natural", no waxing (if you know what I mean) era.

Now which one of you twisted fools would 'a done her right there in the after birth?
5 months ago
Miter, I did and I went to all the threads and did the same , but when I came back and so did the posts!LOL The almighty gb nipped it in the bud!
5 months ago
I'm twisted!
5 months ago
Has anybody noticed there is a joe 0271 and a joe 0721?
5 months ago
yes .... they are siamese twins.

gross little fuckers!
5 months ago
Personally, I don't give a rat's ass. I will slam anyone (and get Sid to help me do it) who says things like, "cut out the stupid crap."
5 months ago
Dyslexic? Schizophrenia? ADHD and improperly medicating? Sheer cooincidence that there are 2 losers in parallel worlds on Glumby?
5 months ago
I've got four parallels. Sven, SinkingBoat, Surferbum, Canuck, and Bill.
Is that four? Maybe I should add Randall.
5 months ago
My sphincter twitches with joy at the pleasure you guys have found in relating mudslide yarns. I seem to have done some good in my life after all.
5 months ago
Any mudslide that grants relief is a pleasure!
5 months ago
1oldbroad1floor. God I kill myself!!!!
5 months ago
canadaman:

"our country Canada is full of terrorists"

Excuse me? Have I missed something? Did I miss the latest Faux News flash? Has someone blown up the CN Tower without me knowing it? Did someone steal Stephen Harper's rolodex? Ummmm....I think you can use a little context here, Amigo:

I think you've got more to worry about the "normal" stuff, you know, gang-related crimes, drug dealing, illegal influx of guns, repeat-parole violators, Internet sex predators, etc.

Now, if you can show me at least ONE conviction of ANYONE in Canada under CANADIAN LAW (shipping someone to torture-sanctioned sites like Gitmo where they're held without charge, trial or legal representation and denied Habeaus Corpus does NOT count), and futher, serving time as dispensed within Canadian jurisprudence......then I might revise my opinion on your comment.

Remember how everyone raised a big hulla-balloo about that bunch out by Pickering way, that were accused "terrorists", and had "bomb-making" materials they were making in anticipation of a "terrorist attack"? Well, most (if not all) of those guys have since been released on bail, and NONE of them have even reached trial yet.

Now don't get me wrong...I think we should be vigilant and stand-on-guard and all that shit...but let's not buy into the same fear-mongering crap that Georgie-Boy has used to great effect on the the U.S. public-at-large, ok? Just because you get a few-homegrown, asshole wanna-be's does NOT make them Bin Ladens kissing cousins. We have something called The Rule Of Law", and I don't think it would be a good idea to suddenly have it "Bush-ed".

If you really want to be concerned about something, try being concerned about our boys and girls over in Kandahar, who are taking three times as many caualties as any other nation there, simply because they're doing their very best to attack the ROOT of the whole terrorist problem to begin with, while the current U.S. Administration decided to go fucking around somewheres else, while we got left holding the bag with a single battle group carrying the brunt of the fighting.

Try being concerned about THAT, instead saying WE are "filled with terrorists".

That was one of the stupidest, most ill-formed statements I've seen anyone make around here (and believe-you-me, I've seen some real fuckin' beauts in my time here, usually from right-wing, flag-waving, clueless, spoon-fed nutjobs).

P.S.

Which area, exactly, of Canada do YOU reside in?

(I swear to fuck, it better not be Alberta or Newfoundland)
5 months ago
And buddy, you know stupid and ill-informed
5 months ago
What a relief.

I'm so glad you avoided name-calling.

(chuckling smugly here)
5 months ago
Stream, you big bullshitter!! Your hard drive didn't crash!

You are on the lam from the feds who are hot on your trail! You are wanted for blowing up abortion clinics and for perpetrating hate crimes in GA,FLA,MISS... You just barely escaped the swat team by the short hairs!
I Also believe you may have had something to do with the death of film actor heath ledger,Perhaps as a payment for his role in Broke back mountain!

Cause God knows there's nothing worse then a Gay cowboy!;)

Aint that right hombre.
5 months ago
Streams hard drive DID crash, but only because I called in my markers at the Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS), and told them to shut this loon up for a while. Nothing permanent, mind you. I CAN be merciful, you know.

So they said "No problemo", and voila. They zeroed in on his Confederate Flag-waving ass, and presto.

Did a better job than even Sherman, when he had a B-B-Q in Atlanta.
5 months ago
How come Streamy shows up and UDB seems to vanish? I miss UDB!
5 months ago
Me too.

But I AIN'T makin' anymore BETS with that prick!

LOL!
5 months ago
OK you turds! Both American and Canadian turds! LOL!!! Feeling better yet? If not, I got a million of them!

Maybe I am Stream.........ok maybe not.......

Nah, was on vacation for a few days. Little bro got married.

I am back in full force damnit!
5 months ago
You still got time to change your mind C...February 9 is rapidly approaching.

**Gonna try the peer pressure tactic**

You don't have enough confidence in your team to make a bet? A true Canadian would defend the honor of his hockey team!!!

Maybe he's been drinking too much Budweiser Light!
5 months ago
You want MORE "context"? Here ya go:

http://wiredispatch.com/news/?id=20763

Your odds of getting clipped are greater from this flotsam of fucked-up, out-of-control NSA garbage vis a vis it landing in Canada, than getting killed by a "terrorist".
5 months ago
I guess you CAN truly claim "the sky is falling" now C
5 months ago
Now THAT.....is funny.

LOL!
5 months ago
BTW:

You also wrote "The USA is smart keeping them out."

Really?:

http://www.pollingreport.com/BushJob.htm

Ya.

REAL fuckin' smart.

So smart, that Georgie-Boy should be nicknamed "Mr. 31%".

Golly, he's a real freakin' brain-surgeon.
5 months ago
When you cite polls, Canuck, what point are you making?
Seriously.
Is it just to get a dig in that he is not popular? And if so, to what end?
Hitler was, for a time, wildly popular.
Stalin was popular with America's press and academics.
The macarena was popular.
New Kids on the Block was popular.
5 months ago
Good boy.

Compare that shithead to Hitler and Stalin.

Finally we're on the same page.

Thank you.
5 months ago
Wait...If GWB is very very unpopular because he is so bad, how do you jsutify Stalin and Hitler's popularity?
I know you were trying to be funny, but seriously.
5 months ago
And ANOTHER thing:

Don't be lookin' for Stream-head to help you out on this one; he knows better than to fuck with me.
5 months ago
*sigh* I hand C a Newfoundland Screech.

Calm down dude!
5 months ago
C - did you check out this video? Talk about some scary shit!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PpMdTmVMpo
5 months ago
Canuck...you forget: I OWN YOU and routinely have owned you.
When I ring the bell, you come a-runnin...every last groveling time.

I did miss you, though.
5 months ago
Sven:

Sorry. Couldn't resist the Newfie crack. LOL!

Stream-Zealot:

Why shucks...Ah guess I jes' can't get enough of being "owned", ah reckon.
Maybe anymore than YOU can resist looking like an ignorant close-minded "christian".

So it's all good.
5 months ago
Miter:

Yup. Seen that video a while back.

It's a good one, and should give most SENSIBLE people pause to think.

NUmskulls like Stream will ridicule and dismiss it, simply because it threatens to wreck every little stupid, brainwashed belief he's ever believed, and that can be traumatic. So he'll simply say "Oh it's on Youtube", don't bother.

He has a habit of doing that about pretty well EVERY source (unless it's Faux News, or some other right-wing Republican-endorsed entity).
5 months ago
Miter, watched that video. Freaking SCARY shit (OKom had a similar article based on the corp/gov't use of the RFID chips today also and how they are being used to monitor ALL that we do now... But I'm pretty sure Greaselined the neo is all for the neo-cons to probe his ass to know what his shit smells like...
5 months ago
SinkingIQ--You have no idea what I am for.
However, I now know that you are part of the herd that does not think, does not evaluate but only waddles along to what a complete stranger ON YOUTUBE tells you, provided it fits your world view.

That video was almost as scary as the made up one, a few months back, about Jesus being a rip-off of Mithra, etc. (Zeitgeist.) Some of the stuff in that video has been demonstrated as false, over a hundred years ago, and the makers likely knew this. But, only a few looked into it. Others just proclaimed its truthfulness because (OMG) someone has the same worldview as them AND they post their views on the web.
Look at some of the claims in the video. Don't accept them as true on their face. (There are a number of them that are out and out lies...Some of it makes salient points about the role of the Federal Gubment...are you going to look any of it up?)
5 months ago
Sinking:

If you want to know what this schlub stands for, please refer to my previous posts in dealing with him/it/she/they.

That's your best resource.
5 months ago
BTW:

Sinking, Bug, Chuck and Sven.....you four have now joined myself and others who are "terror-symps" in Streams playbook.

G'head.

Ask'em.

You'll see.
5 months ago
Woo-Hoo! I've got a classification!
5 months ago
Actually Greasedpigged, I read in the National Archives that Benjamin Frankilin was completely against wanton use (no, it's wAnton, not wOnton. We're not discussing chinese dumplings) of the RFID chips because the King of England would use them to track rebel FREEDOM fighter's in the colonies.
5 months ago
LMFAO!
5 months ago
Sorry, USATODAY.com
5 months ago
BIG HEAD TOD AND THE MONSTERS!!! GREAT SONG! :)))))
5 months ago
Randall: Pass around those little pills! Please!
5 months ago
Wow.

I wuz listening to the The Verve sing "Bittersweet Symphony, whilst typing all of this.

Love that tune.

Dunno why.

Just do.
5 months ago
makes a great ringtone too.
5 months ago
BIG HEAD TOD AND THE MONSTERS!!! GREAT SONG! :)))))
5 months ago
Cos' it's a bittersweet symphony this life.
Trying to make ends meet, trying to find some money then you die.
You know I can't change, I can't change, I can't change,
But I'm here in my mold, I am here in my mold.
And I'm a million different people from one day to the next.
I can't change my mold, no,no,no,no,no,no,no
5 months ago
BRAVO!!!

YA-YA-YA-YA!!!!

LOL!
5 months ago
C; I think I just figured out why you like this song!
5 months ago
Awwwww...Svennnnnn.....you sneaky little varmint....LOL!

You giving ol' Canucky a little shot there?

('Cuz the real answer is that the violin back-up makes me feel forlorn....LOL!)
5 months ago
Are you replaying it yet?
5 months ago
I wasn't going to....but now you made me.

LOL!
5 months ago
Yeah, I know. I've got it going too.
5 months ago
And there was that movie a few years back that had that as a theme song. Teen slut movie. I can't remember what it was called. Had that Gellar girl in there being a total tramp.
5 months ago
'Cruel Intentions'. Great movie.
5 months ago
I wasn't gonna watch that movie, but my wife made me.

I'm glad she did.

LOL!
5 months ago
I can't help but say this............

You can be a decent guy at times Canuck but it was rather nice when you were gone. People were actually having civil discussions and differing viewpoints without resorting to name calling and hostility. I wish you could lighten up a bit.

Welcome back, I guess
5 months ago
Funny how you give your fellow neo-con (Streamy-Boy) a pass on the shit you describe....but decide to slag ME with it. And when was I ever "gone"??

Even after you and I have had OUR little encounter and after I explained to you (nicely, I might add) the types of ignorance that disgusts me, you STILL want to toot that idiots horn. No matter. You are judged by the company you keep, I suppose.

Here's what I don't suffer lightly (this time in plain language):

1. Religious zealots;

2. GWB;

3. Dick Cheney;

4. Narrow-minded ignorance, based on nothing but blind, nationalistic drivel (there OR here);

5. Anchovies or pineapple on my fuckin' pizza;

6. Assholes who call information for numbers they could have just as easily looked up in the phone book.

Plus, as a side note, I ESPECIALLY don't like folks who only crop up outta the wood pile to level a broadside, and yet when I respond to one of their questions a while back......they skulk off into the darkest corner, not to be heard from again (until the need comes up to administer said broadside).

Now THAT.....is low.

L-O-W.

Take Randall above there, for instance: here's a fellow who not only had the guts to serve his country in the Marine Corps, but STILL came out of it as a decent, level-headed chap. He's funny, and can actually DISTINGUISH criticisms against political leadership vs. countries/peoples as a whole. I chose Randall as just one example; the majority here on Glumbert can also make that distinction. Saying "Bush and Cheney and Rumsfeld and Delay and Rove and Wolfowitz and Libby are pure-bred, criminal lying cocksuckers" is NOT the same as lumping the entire American people with that same brush. HOWEVAH.....YOUR pal Stream-O Inc. don't see it that way. See, he thinks they are one in the same, and to criticize THEM...is the same as doing it to the OTHERS. They are mutually exclusive, in other words.

Now.

How fucked up is THAT, I ask you?

Look at my list of things I cannot stand, and you'll finally get it. Maybe.

And I DO lighten up, wiseguy.

Lots of times.

Ask anyone in this neighbourhood.

So there.
5 months ago
BTW:

next time Stream tries to feed you---or anyone else---his bullshit about how wonderful the Iraq War (occupation) is, and how gosh-darn RIGHT Georgie-Boy was in going in there, have a look at this, and let reality sink in:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080123/wl_mideast_afp/usiraqwarpolitics

The magic number here, Slick, is 935.

That's NINE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIVE.

Any gears clicking yet?
5 months ago
P.P.S.

Like millions of others, I saw the video of Saddams "execution", and I'll tell you this:

That fuckin' guy went to the gallows (and his death) displaying way more class and dignity, than the Bush-installed thugs who whacked him. So, in at least one small respect, he got the last laugh (which he shouldn't have gotten, if the entire affair wasn't such a goddamn fiasco).

Even condemned murderers on Death Row within various penitentiaries in the United States get treated with more professional solemnity when their D.O.E. arrives, rather than like THAT shit.

Are you proud of what your C-in-C has done done in your name?

Because I can tell you a LOT of your fellow citizens are NOT.

Not by a fuckin' long-shot.
5 months ago
OH! What HAVE WE HERE????:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/if-there-is-no-change-in-three-months-there-will-be-war-again-774847.html

Wow....I suppose that so-called "surge" has done wonders, huh?
5 months ago
Hmmmm:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/27/bush_nsa_internal/

Gosh-darn it.

Who the fuck needs "freedom".....when you can have a "dictator".....right?

I mean, that's fair...ain't it?

Folks like you don't mind sacrificing your "liberty".....for "freedom"....right?

Sure you don't.

God (Stream) Bless You.
5 months ago
We'll see...........

Which question of yours did I not respond to? I may have missed it, but I'd certainly like the opportunity to respond.

Everything you described you can't tolerate goes ditto for me except I DO like pineapple on my pizza. You should be banished to the gates of hell for not enjoying the greatest topping ever created.

I AM a Libertarian remember. (minimal gov't, maximum freedom and all that) The debate that sparked all this was simply better stated by streamlined and I said so. Stream and I don't hold hands down by the river just like you and I don't.

Now, let me know what question I didn't reply to. I'm sure I need to defend myself. (And yes, I currently live below the Mason/Dixon line but that was cheap shot.)
5 months ago
Back in the "Mitt Romney Gets Pranked" thread.

You came out and asked me a rather smarmy-sounding question, and out of the goodness of my heart, I gave you a reasonable answer and then.....POOF! You're gone. NO feedback...no reply...no nothing. Then, when you DO decide to respond to me, you come out with "Gee-whiz......it was soooo nice when you were GONE!"

This has caused a SNIT within me, of monumental, outrageous proportions.

(One other was involved with you in this hideous crime, who lately has taken to dropping cluster-bombs on my 10-20, and then running off. HE will answer for his actions in due time. For the time-being, he appears to have adopted radio silence. Lucky for him.)

And as for the "Mason-Dixon" crack....that was not meant to be a cheap-shot or insult, rather a jest on my part. If you found it offensive and didn't care for it.....I withdraw that comment, with apologies.)

Have we reached another plateau of understanding?
5 months ago
C-
You don't suffer lightly religious zealots. Me neither. However, where we disagree is what a zealot is. Sadly, you don't know. You call me a zealot AND Islamo-fascists zealots AND GWB a zealot. Doesn't work.
It is clear that people who believe in a god and then attempt to live by those principles, they must be zealots. Since you don't believe in god; you either have no principles by which to live OR if you do have principles that you live by, then you are a zealot as well, just not motivated by a higher power.
Your hatred for GWB and Cheney prevents you from being critical...only hysterical. Just not hysterical enough to do anything about. That's the proble with people on your side of the aisle...lots of bluster, no action. I don't hate them, just disagree with many of their decisions. And, I have taken actions.
What i can't stand is blanket illiteracy. You have no reason, except to create a strawman, to say that i have ever accused you of America-hating. (I may or may not believe that in my heart, you'll never know. But, you routinely disparage whole tracts of people based on my comments: Southerners, Christians, People who support the war, etc.)
Speaking of illiteracy...you cite some more articles and clearly did not read them to to bottom. Hey, did you know that headlines and the first paragraph are what people read. The meat of the story is often not read since it would take time.
For example...independence article. Canuck, just read it. A. I have never said the Iraq War is wonderful or that it is perfect. However, I agree with it and the SURGE IS WORKING. It is moving in the right direction. Your article states as much right from the beginning...13,000 people who once fought on behalf of AQI, now fighting against them.
Further, the 935...why hasn't that story gotten legs? Why is it not creating a stink? If 60 some-odd percent of the Americans really despise GWB like you hope, why isn't this enough to stir up the ire of the left in Congress and impeach him? (You know the answer and you hate it.)

Saddam's dignity. So, I suppose he was, in fact, telling the truth to teh FBI guys. (Dignity can only be born of character.) So, it is true then, Canuck: you hold Saddam in higher regard than GWB. (Who whacked Saddam again? Right, a sneaky dishonest president run amok who picked on a guy for nothing. BTW-his fellow Iraqi's put him to death...people that had been in Iraq all their lives. But, Bush is the bad guy.)
His dignity was not on display in court, though. Remember when he was facing his accusers and the judge. Now that was class. GBW, for all his faults, cannot be called undignified. Never has he complained about the bloggers, MoveOn-types, Michael Moore followers and the like...Bill Clinton, for a recent comparison, did complain about those who dissented.
Finally, if the Register article is true on its face, then there is much to be upset about. However, like much of what you send me, it is not. Speculation and interpretation do not equal truth. Please, think through what you send.
I would be on the sides of the scared types who think that NSA is growing too powerful vis a vis the Feds...but, much of the patriot Act is sunsetted and might even be dismantled over the next presidency. So be it.
5 months ago
(sighs)

Still refuse to get it, don't you? Oh fuck it. I'll indulge you, if only out of boredoms' sake:

1. My hatred of Bush and Cheney simply makes me "hysterical", does it? Well, considering that almost 4,000 American kids have been sent to their deaths, wouldn't THAT ALONE make ANY SENSIBLE American "hysterical" about the asshole that sent them there?? I guess that don't bother YOU none. Which only goes to prove my earlier point about YOU: You have NO problem cheering on others to die for YOUR convictions. The more that get thrown into the grinder, the better, and the a free pass for your inarticulate leader, who's responsible. You make me sick.

2. The "surge" is NOT working. All it has done, is reduce American deaths to a slower pace (although they're STILL dying, just not as much). The Iraqi death count is STILL in the hundreds EVERY MONTH. But "they" don't count....do they? Because they're not white.....right? Asshole. Wake up. And what is Georgie-Boy gonna do NOW? Keep the "surge" there forever? Christ. You're so clueless. I already told you a gazillion times: if you put 1,000 cops on any given street corner, sure the crime rate will fall.....but what happens when those thousand cops are GONE, because they can't stay there forever?? Fuck, don't waste my time, ok?

3. You've taken "actions", huh? And what would THAT be? Having more cross-burnings on lawns? Donating to the "Let George Run For A THIRD TERM" organization? Don't make me laugh.

4. Those FACTS and figures as to how many times Georgie and DICK have lied is not new. A great many have known it for quite some time now. He hasn't been impeached for two reasons: the Democrats simply lack the spine to do it; and the Republicans have long ago put loyalty to Party, above loyalty to their nation. Pretty simple. Pretty obvious. Pretty sickening. And folks like YOU happily cheer them on, instead of demanding ANY accountability. If YOU are what passes for a "loyal American", then I pity the folks there who have to tolerate it.

5. Saddam DID show more dignity at his death, than the Bush-installed thugs who lynched him. Period. And if you don't like it...then that's too fuckin' bad. Suck it up. And it wasn't "his" people who "executed" him; it was the Shiites (you know: the folks who are sympathetic to Iran; yeah...THEM), who had an axe to grind with him, and who were installed there by Georgie-Boy. So, yes: Bush IS the bad guy here. All the way. Domestically and abroad.

6. Yes, you HAVE accused me MANY tims in the past of general "America bashing"; stop fuckin' lying for once in your bigoted, narrow-minded life, ok?, and learn to stand by what you say (IF that's possible for you or your ilk).

There.

Yet another gutting of YOU.....by ME.

7.
5 months ago
And further to the MYTH that this "surge" is working:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/01/18/AR2008011802873_pf.html

Fuckin' joke.
5 months ago
And just because the Dems are too spineless to impeach these assholes, and the Republicans are far too corrupt disloyal to their nation.....then it's nice to see at least ONE segment of Americana (no matter how small the numbers) has more cajones than any political party in D.C.:

http://www.rutlandherald.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080126/NEWS04/801260359/1003/NEWS02
5 months ago
Ok, Mr. Nuck it appears we have a truce again. I apologize for not having seen your reply in the Mitt Romney vid. It was fair and balanced (like Fox News). I just dislike Mitt Romney so much I couldn't stand to look at it again so I didn't go back in to check. Anyway, Mitt is waaaay to slick and polished for my liking. Something about his look just screams.......UNTRUSTWORTHY!

My comment about you being back was an attempt to get you to bring it down a notch on the personal insults. (It didn't come out right and I admit it, but sometimes you can be a bit overbearing when you're all riled up. C'mon you know it's true...........sometimes when you get pissed I can see the mushroom cloud over your house from here.)

The difference between Glumbert and other video sites like Ebaums and YouTube is the level of intelligence (whether right or wrong) that comes out in most of the comments. In the past I'd revel in the insults and verbal bashing that takes place there but lately I guess it just wears me out. In other words, I'd like to hear what you have to say but I'd also like to hear what differing viewpoints have to say as well.


P.S. The comment about Fox News was inserted just to see if you were paying attention! I know how you feel about them and couldn't resist.
5 months ago
C-
Quick response to the two new articles: (I will sing a familiar tune)
Do you have an opinion beyond what someone else has given you. Yes, you find blogs, opinion pieces and news articles from people already disposed to hating the war effort...how hard is that?! I know there is dissent, so what? You cite these things as if they stand alone as fact and that you have proven a point. ("well, my teacher told it was so and that means it is.")
The Vermont story is one of my favorite. That has been fodder for many laugh. That you cited it as sunstantive makes it even sweeter.

Now, to your points
1. No, 4000 deaths alone does not make someone "hysterical" about them getting there. If you want to spare the lives of hundreds of thousands of people, start shutting down automobile factories, bars, etc...the combination of which takes more lives in 2-3 months than the Iraq war has thus far. Spare us the fake indignation about people's lives. How about those Saddam killed? How about those AQ has killed? I just happen to believe there are things worth dying and killing for. You have said before that you don't.

2. By your rationale, no one should police anything or defend anything because it can't be done forever. The Iraqi deaths are largely at their own hands as they decide what they are going to fight for and who they are going to fight against. Remember that 13,000 that began fighting with us instead of against us...do you suppose there are more like that? Do you suppose that counts as "moving in a successful direct?" You desire for our failure in Iraq is now at Ludicrous speed.

3. I do not have to tell you what i have done on bealf of our soldiers and what I have helped organize. It most certainly is not enough and does not touch my true appreciation. I will let you brag in this spot about all that you have done.

4. I agree the Dems lack the intestinal fortitude to bring impeachment hearings. They only investigate things that go no where after they've done their time on the news. This would be the coup de grace if they could impeach GWB and Cheney. Seriously, why not? The next pres could inherit a troop drawdown that would really be popular. But, alas, no one really believes the things you say about GWB...double check that in the polls.

5. Thank you, Canuck. Chummin was right: Terror-symp. I hope more people read what you just wrote. To paraphrase: Saddam: OK, GWB: not OK.

6. No I haven't and I noticed you cited nothing. In your foaming at the mouth hysteria, you might be confusing me with others who have accused you of America-bashing. But, I did accuse you of America-jealosy. That, I stand by.

I was hoping you were going to say, "Checkmate".
5 months ago
You DO know that most on this site think you're completely out of your fuckin' mind...don't you?

And Saddam was a DICTATOR.....not a "terrorist".

Try to read something other than "Soldier of Fortune", ok?

And thank you for confirming that you could care less not only about young Americans dying....but also for giving a pass to the lunatic who sent them there (plus, I think the comparison of their deaths to accidental deaths in car factories, bars, etc. was yet another lovely low-point in you. If you were MY neighbour up the street, and I knew you had made that kind of unbelievably callous remark saying, that it's no worse----especially if I'd lost someone I loved over there----then I would calmly march over to your house with an axe, and send you to your omnipotent, all-knowing, fucked-up deity; should that have been the scenario, you could consider that an iron-clad fuckin' guarantee. Grief can make folks do some awful nasty things, and you'd be just the one to push it to the hilt...out of sheer stupidity, if nothing else).

You truly are disgusting.

Don't you ever get tired of using Ann-Coulter-type arguments? Or is that trait particular to your specific zealotry?

BTW: I watched the State of the Union address tonight, and you want me to summarize it for you? The Dummy said: "You WILL do this....You WILL do that....You WILL approve this...You WILL do like I want", and blah-be-dee-fuckin'-blah-blah.

Fucker should have been waterboarded long ago (but that's okay, 'cuz it's not "torture", right?).

Right.
5 months ago
weinerdog:

Noted.

BTW: "sometimes when you get pissed I can see the mushroom cloud over your house from here."

LMFAO! (seriously...that was funny!)

And why would that surprise you?

LOOK AT THIS LUNATIC ABOVE ME!

LOL!
5 months ago
And another thing, Stream:

Where do YOU get YOUR fuckin' "facts" from"?

The White House? Faux News? Dick Cheney? Tony Piss-Hole Snow? Thanks, but no thanks.

After 935 lies about bullshit, I'll look elswhere.
5 months ago
Hey STREAM! Lookiee here!!:

http://wiredispatch.com/news/?id=22966

Ya see that, you ignoramus? What have I been telling you for the LONGEST time?? Huh?? Looks like OUR leadership is finally gotten pissed off enough! 'Bout fuckin' time!

See, Stream...while YOU may not care about how many of YOUR young men get tossed into THAT shithole, I care a GREAT DEAL for OUR troops, especially when WE get left holding the fuckin' bag, and take on a disproportianate amount of casualties, because that Commander Dummy of yours went fucking around where he shouldn't have.

Fantastic.

Our Prime Minister is basically saying to ALL of NATO:

"Get the fuck in here....NOW....or......we......are.......G-O-N-E."

Gee...what a fuckin' concept......to actually go into the place where BIN LADEN was! AND ACTUALLY LOOK FOR HIM!!! OOOOOO!!!!

Beautiful.

I love ultimatums.

(More so on those rare times when WE'RE the ones doing it....HA!)
5 months ago
i have to agree with canuck i have been a little cheeky with him in the past and he took no offence he just had a little jab at me which i deserved nothing nasty - plus i have to admit he can articulate what i feel better than i can (english is my second language) now after all that brown nose-ing - cunuck you suck (in jest)
5 months ago
Thanks, C
Since you started off by saying I am in the minority (because being in the majority is so important to the unstable of self) i will respond with: your point is?
From what i can assertain from our months of debate, you only have wha others tell you. By asking where I get my info, you imply that information speaks for itself. (I guess in your case, it does.) I get my info all over the place. When something strikes me as interesting, I check it out on other sources. Then, and this is key, I think about it and come to some sort of conclusion. I often find things I don't like about people I do. So what.
From here, I see you have no problem with dictators who kill and rape their own. You have said so yourself.

I do know this: You could not muster up the gumption to walk anywhere near me or look me in the eyes and utter even the slightest threat or cut-down. You are safely ensconced behind your computer desperately seeking the approval and adulation of others.
Your hatred for Bush and bigotry towards Southerners, Christians and the American right has turned you into a frothing, hysterical loon.

But, I bet you have lovely singing voice.
5 months ago
Mr. Teeny:

"cheeky"?? Towards me??

Rubbish.

My last response at you I seem to recall was quite good-natured. Thanks for the kind words, though!

Stream:

GWB-Dummy never told a lie.

Gotcha.

'Nuff said about YOUR point of view.
5 months ago
"I get my info all over the place. When something strikes me as interesting, I check it out on other sources."

Gee...lemme see.....does that mean you EXTRAPOLATE THE DIFFERENCES AND LOOK FOR COMMONALITIES????

Does that sound familiar?

It's only what I've been TELL YOU TO DO FOR THE LAST SIX FUCKIN' MONTHS!!

BONEHEAD!

But you most certainly....do NOT do that. At all.

Because IF you DID adhere to that, you wouldn't have resorted to your tired old idiotic argument of "It's a lie", or "It's not true" or "It's leftist propaganda" or "You're all terror-symps". Gimme a fuckin' break.

The more you talk, the more I just wanna shoot you with an elephant tranquilizer gun (if only to simply shut you up, and spare you the embarrassment of looking like a goddamn clown).
5 months ago
Quite the fuckin' mess....ain't it?

Go ahead, big mouth.

Start EXTRAPOLATING.

Start looking at the "different sources".

(laughing my ass off here)
5 months ago
C-
You say you look for commonalities and then extrapolate.
Of course you don't. You would not speak with such certainty when citing the same 5-6 sources that regurgitate the same information. When you look at dissenting opinions than yours your voyage from bigotry will begin.
5 months ago
C-
I get it. You have lot's of articles by like-minded people that you think support your position of cowardice. What you fail to see is that the fact that an article exists does not mean it is true, on its face. (One of the reasons I say you are unthinking.) Further, since it supports your main theses of (a) it was an illegal war, and (b) we should leave now...you only cite them and LIE by dismissal and omission what the other side argues. (One of the reasons I say you are a liar...which is why I can't figure out why you would be upset with GWB wince you say he lies.) Finally, you are logically incongruent ALL THE TIME. Citing a story (assuming it is true on its face) that something in our war is unpleasant, horrible, bad, etc is sole rationale for withdrawal is asinine. If someone you worked with at your mall was corrupt, should we stop monitoring the changing room cameras?
5 months ago
How about "Is was none of your fuckin' business"??

How about something as simple as THAT?

Or can YOU grasp that concept?

No.

Don't think you can.
5 months ago
Canuck
That is one of a coward's favorite reasons for not helping out his fellow man.

"I couldn't help out those people...it's none of my business. It doesn't matter that the dictator is funding suicide bombers, killing and raping his own and has designs on developing more WMDs. It is none of our business."

Cluck cluck
5 months ago
Well, Capt. America, I'm just using the U.S. Administrations' position when it came to places like Rwanda and Darfur and Burma:

None of our business.

(We've already had this conversation; STFU, and stop looking like a fool)
5 months ago
We have this conversation, C.
I owned you then and if you'd like to bring it back up, I will re-own you.
(Consistency sucks, Lillie)
5 months ago
It will only be a short while before the chimppin group show their hairy snouts back here!
There probably still hiding in some caves after attacking a few unsuspecting doctors and their staff coming out of a free clinic ?

Another cowardly act by despicable subhumans!
5 months ago
Goddamn right.

(AND where the fuck have YOU been??? You don't call...you don't write....LOL!)
5 months ago
Howdy fellers! I see your favorite zealot is back.
5 months ago
Hiya Billy-B!

How ya been???

Took the fam snowmobiling yesterday to the frozen lake at the cottage (past Orillia). Gawd! It was awesome! My brother had a fleet of SEVEN machines (one for each of us), and we went zipping across the trails and all. Fuckin' thing I was on did a hundred clicks easy. Man-oh-man! He was gonna take his helicopter up, and take us for a ride as well, but the cloud cover ("ceiling", in pilot-speak) was too low. Didn't matter. Still had a great time.

Can't wait to go up again!
5 months ago
Sounds like a blast C. Haven't been in a few years. Gotta get back at it.
5 months ago
I don't know why you gentlemen waste your time trying to talk sense to 'Ol Streamy. It's akin to attempting to convince a piece of granite to learn the Cha-Cha. You'll get about as far.
5 months ago
Canuck!

I'm so pissed ! I haven't seen any descent snow at all this year! Some times I really hate it here! :((

Except when the season starts!! 25 day left then spring training! YeeeHaaa!:))

Bill, are you really 6'5".. Dam! That sure is a tall glass of water. LOL

Sinkingboat69, strong the force is in you!
5 months ago
I know, Billy-B.

I know.

But I kinda figure it this way: it's precisely because of schmucks like HIM, that we've ALL gone down a shitter for the last 7 years. So, I guess for ME the satisfaction is cornering one of these crackpots, and getting a thrill outta hammering at him.

But as for trying to "convince" him of anything, or anything short of even getting him to comes even REMOTELY close to maybe saying he MIGHT have had something wrong?

Nahhhhhhh.

Hells-bells....even I'M not that far gone.
5 months ago
Ya, I'm that tall. Of course I had the foresight to get into a profession where I spend a great deal of time in basements, which aren't. If I ever go bald, my head will look like a road map form all the bumps and bruises.
5 months ago
Billy: Ya just got to say it's a result of bangin' on the headboard.
5 months ago
Randal - "show their hairy snouts" Only you have such concise humor!

ROFL!
5 months ago
Hey Canuck, have you seen the new Bush coins that will be coming out soon? Here's a link for the advertisement.

http://blip.tv/file/520347
5 months ago
Yup.

Seen that one, too.

Kinda fits with this fuckin' moron, don't it?
5 months ago
How unfortunately true.
5 months ago
LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!! Surfer, To funny!
5 months ago
Beautifullllllllllll
5 months ago
Thank you, thank you very much. :-)
5 months ago
I love a good conversation
5 months ago
Here-here.
5 months ago
Steppin' out for a drink, I can see from the posting times that there'ee be some reading to do tonight. Does the greaseliner get this books-on-tape or do his kin read for him?
5 months ago
He gets the books only if there's pictures in'em.

Bring me back a tall rum-and-coke (with THREE ice cubes in it; no more than that, else you'll dilute it too fuckin' much.)

Pronto!

LOL!
5 months ago
Same for me thanks.
5 months ago
it was a quick beer and cheap tequila. The market is killing me!!! God bless easy credit and tax breaks!!!
5 months ago
Its good to correspond with all of you again! Goodnight, and may the God of your own understanding be with you all your nights n' days through the good times and bad times tho mostly when you're choking your chicken, it helps so much when you have God in your corner, rooting you on to make the money shot!:o

Sure sven, you can have all the little white pills I have! You will on the other hand be disappointed to find I have none! :( :)
5 months ago
Amendment: goodnight to you all!
5 months ago
Night, Bruddah.
5 months ago
Night all from me too. Gotta get up and take on that world tomorrow. Later.

Bill
5 months ago
I'll settle for rum and coke Randall!
5 months ago
Not me Billy-B!

I'm in the middle of my six days off....so I'm WIDE AWAKE!!

LOL!

But night anyways.

Talk at ya soon!
5 months ago
Yeah unfortunately I cant sleep until I finish a damn textbook on structural realism in international politics. Well maybe I'll fall asleep whilst reading it...ugh I hate school.
5 months ago
Izzat for real, Surfer?

If it is, kudos to you, Sir!

Shit, you're lucky you're not my neighbour, 'cuz you'd NEVER get any sleep I'd be yammering at you all goddamn night long.

LOL!
5 months ago