ergo...sheesh...atheletes are golfers? No no no....mako is a golfer....or wait....atheists are mako...oh no....atheistic atheltes play golf. Welllll....who could argue with THAT logic? (probably anyone except brainless douche).
mark.....have you been to a golf course lately?.....didn't see any clown pants, did you? not many fat old guys either, huh? oh, wait a minute, you don't get out much......now i understand your comments
back then there was a TV series where a boomerang made the time stop ... this looks so suspicious ... someone through that boomerang into the air, ran to the ball gave it a bump, ran back to catch the boomerang ........ and everyone thinks this is normal?
...clearly, you're my kind of golfer....when was the last time you broke 100 (needlisess noting something near 18 holes)...when I break 100, I just stop wherever I am.
I haf tried zis game. It is kvite interesting. I played vith ein Paraguayan businessman und his freunds on ze Acuncion Championship course in 1987. Mein maid Conchita insisted on buying me ze "regulation" golfing outfit - ein pair von yellow checked lederhosen, diamond patterned cardigan, vite shoes und ein burberry baseball cap. She said I looked "out of zis vorld" und I haf to agree vith zat assessment.
On ze first tee, mein host asked me vot vos mein handicap, und I replied "Goering". Zis little joke vent down, how do you say?, like ein lead zeppelin, und ze tone vos set for ze rest of ze round.
Mein host kept telling me to "avoid ze bunkers". If only....
However, as ze game went on, I began to get ze hang of it. Mein caddie vos ein Indian jungen called Miguel. He vos most helpful und found more zan 15 of mein balls in ze bushes before slaughtering ein armadillo vith mein five iron und deserting me on ze fourth fairway. I haf to say zat after zis, holding mein own bag vile playing shots vos challenging, und by ze sixth hole I had run out of ammunition.
Still, ze laughter continued in ze "19th hole" as mein host had ein massive heart attack und dropped dead vile reciting ein amusing anecdote about fellatio.
Yes - zis golf is ein game for everyone. Ve haf ein Deutsch golfer called Bernhard Langer. He is ein bundle of fun despite being ein committed Christian. Und ze Americans haf ein trailer trash vith ein mullet who gambles und strikes his vife vith his putter. Even ze coloureds play zis game, und zey do not cheat.
gymyg...I was once your hero...do you know how difficult is is to hear you are under age for golf? BTW, that would be....hmmm.........probably....eight. Certainly you have reached the age of reason, which is quite unnecessary for the game of golf. In fact, it is often seen as a defect.
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