and ... this one time I went blue cuz the water was really cold ... and ... this one time I went red cuz I forgot to reapply sunscreen ... and ... one time I went green cuz I drank too much tequilla ...
you know, if they can work out and get muscular like this, why do they always kill each other with guns?
I mean come on, at least go for one-on-one knife fights if you HAVE to use weapons, but a fist brawl to the death would be much more hardcore than a fucking bullet to death.
I have heard many a good thing about the Cherry Blossom Clinic. I can send you a nice drool catcher if you wish. My chosen town of senility is Banbury so not far for my manservant to travel.
Mister Mako: Ah, so you have sipped the divine Old Hooky! Short on carbonation, but long on the ingredient that is both the cause and the solution of life's problems. Such beverages are prohibited at the Clinic, but the female inmates here swoon at the sound of my hammered dulcimer. For that I am greateful.
Lord Stutz you indeed live in palatial, if sober, splendour
We here, at the St Marys Hostel for the Indolent are allowed as much Hooky Ale as we can manage - it makes the months in between the communal water hosing pass so much faster
Dementia is a prerequisite for entry to our hallowed halls, control of bodily functions optional. Prices are reasonable and the waiting list for entry remarkably short. I shall die happy
Infinity/Moderator tried to befriend a couple of big black dudes once.
"Hey guys," he wittered. "Some of my best friends are black."
So they kicked the shit out of him.
At my home Ihave a talking fox, the male comes into my yard from the hayfield and if someone is sitting on the deck he gives you hell for being there and for not killing a red sqk that day. Has anyone had a fox bark at you, kinda cool, I gave him a hot dog to shut him up. I had posted a photo of him last fall, wonderful looking animal.
I'll call him Freddy and his mate Frida.
Foxes are indeed cool animals. I remember stalking rabbits at dusk with my old man's .22. It was just dark enough where you saw shapes and movements better by not looking directly at whatever it was you were trying to see - sure you know what I mean...
Anyway, saw this larger shape sneaking around in the background of and managing to call it into within about 10-15ft of me. I was standing stock still against a tree trunk and will always remember this fox just staring intently at me, his head moving side to side, up and down as he tried to figure out what the hell I was. I tried to stay as quiet as I could for as long as possible just so I could watch him but he must have seen, heard or smelt something as he turned tail and ran.
Called it a night after that - no rabbits were coming up with him around.
Still cool to see though.
What is this? The fucking Deerhunter?
So a stupid fox looked at you. Mako - you are an intelligent guy. Don't let us down with crap posts like this. Animals are dumb. They look, they don't look, they live, they die, they smell, they shit.
But try playing chess with one or even getting it to serve you a Big Mac.
Fuck animals.
If this man badlywipedbuttocks came to the ice pack with his anti-animal attitude and foul mouth, I would first try to reason with him and ask him to change his ways. But if he refused, I would roll on him with my mighty bulk and blubber, crushing him slowly on the ice until the last gasp came from his supine form and he expired.
I would take no pleasure form this act, but the world would be a better place without him.
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