bill, hope you don't mind, but loved your "fat kid on a smartie" phrase so much, I actually used it in real life, just today! God, it was funny. Had an occasion crop up that it just fit perfectly. Should I say thank you, or apologize for stealing your line?
No apology or permission needed. My friends and I have been using that one so long I didn't even realize that it wasn't a common expression. Feel free Free.
Seems to me is that the only reason you'd say something like that is that you are nothing but a sicko fuckin' pervert that would want shit like that! Please move your sick fucking ass through the door!
Well shiznick. I am your new daddy. You will no longer need to ask yourself, "Who's my daddy?" Especially for my lady friends on here, you already know who your daddy is!
Hate to have to say something serious on Glumbert, because it's not my style, but this is truly appalling.
I agree 100% with chaz, chuck, sven and freetobe. That doesn't happen often!
This dickhead just hasn't thought it through. If this is allowed on general release it will be a disgrace. Irresponsible, unfunny and potentially damaging.
There - end of rant.
arse, I was totally not going to come to this vid again, but popped back in because of my curious bone. I like to see what other people think about all the vids. I'm glad I did, and glad to know you feel that way. It really is the most UNnessary song I've ever heard. This one would have been better left unthought of, unwritten, unrecorded, untaped, and unviewed.
POLICE in Boston were today claiming a major success in the war against organised paedophile rings in the United States.
Raids were carried out at several homes in the city following a six-month operation, codenamed Apple Pie. More than 430,000 suspected child abusers and rapists were arrested. 12,000 people were shot dead while trying to avoid being captured.
50,000 officers took part in the raids, which effectively emptied the entire east side of Boston, with gaols throughout the eastern seaboard struggling to house the suspects.
The homes of the paedophiles have been given to people made homeless by last year's New Orleans floods.
Among those arrested were the Archbishop of Boston, the Very Reverend Zfincta Plunger and City Mayor Hieronymus Kidifidler.
At a hastily convened press conference on the White House lawn last night, President Bush said: "I don't give a shit."
RESEARCHERS in the USA claim to have identified a man they describe as "the grumpiest bastard in the world".
Following in-depth profile testing of 1,000 volunteers selected from users of the humorous video site Glumbert, the scientists today confirmed that Chuck Norriss, a 28-year-old unemployed toilet cleaner from Mississippi, "far exceeded all the empirical criteria necessary to qualify for the number one position".
Dean Jacobsen, senior sociologist at USC, commented: "Mr Norriss expressed views and held personality traits normally found only in the lower order of primates, but apart from that, I don't give a shit."
In my never-ending search for adolf----- international, could you be? Such flair, such imagination. Such a way with words. Taking out the "accent", I think I detect a similarity! Or maybe just wishful thinking?
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