Two firsts in one day. It was such a rush. These two were my first ever firsts ever. I've been second and third but never first. It was definitely worth skipping French last period.
Vait until zey see zis in ze Cowboy Closet in Chugwater! Mrs Pumpernickel's son Brett vill explode in his batving chaps!
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Cursed be the man who lusts after his fellows,
For he is an abomination in the sight of the Lord.
A pestilence upon the afficionados of the chocolate starfish,
The rovers on Bourneville Boulevard and the lifters of the shirt tail.
cocksuckers
The man who coupleth with another man,
The robber of the poop chute, the drinker at the yoghurt fountain,
The wanderer in the vale of brown marshes
Will choke upon the vomit of the Great She Devil.
homos
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