What an astonishing tirade. And what an amazing colour scheme! I have never seen an outraged satsuma before. If I were the journalist this man was attacking, I would make damn sure I crucified him in the next day's paper for two reasons.
1) He has the dress sense of a baboon
2) He is extremely bad mannered
I played cricket as a young man, and we learned to take occasional bad press as a matter of course. It is character building. As Nietsche said - and I paraphrase here - "That which does not kill us makes us strong."
However, the redeeming feature of this video is the obviously heartfelt rage of the coach. The rising bile, the trembling modulation, the crescendo of vented spleen. Oooooooorghhhhh! Balllllaaaaaaaaaaargggh! Phhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuugh! It's just not cricket, but I think I have just ejaculated into my cornflakes.
You are an idiot. He dresses in the uniform provided for him because he is a professional. He is not bad mannered as he did not once even call out the specific reporter or editor. He was upset and let it be known.
In the future, please shut your ignorant mouth while the adults are talking.
the newspaper reporter that coach gundy is ripping pieced together an unflattering article about a college kid based on rumors she read on internet message boards... many of which apparently were untrue. the editor who let it get published should be embarrassed.
Interesting...........very few postings here. Coach is right? Media is wrong? Don't give a squirrel either way?
Hmmmm. Love it when the coach comes out in total support of his teamplayers, especially when one fails after best effort (and later, apparently, gets panned in local media).
Nothing will change from this...but we can at least agree that school/college athletics might well fall short of perfection....and back-off from extreme media criticism. Oh well.....probably (for those of other inclinations..."prolly") not gonna' happen.
let me guess: OSU is doing poorly and the coach is in jeopardy of losing his job so he blames the press.....hmmmm, maybe T Boone Pickens needs to pour more money at the problem..........
I hate the Goddamn media sometimes. They like to spin stories that aren't supposed to be spun like in the case of the above article in the video. All the newspaper wants to do is make money and sell their papers as long as it causes a controversy. Cause controversy sells. And it's sick that someone has to depend on writing controversial writing to sell their stuff. It's immoral and unethical.
If I were a Maple Leafs fan I might be screaming at my team like this guy is at the media. I know in the hockey season you win some and you lose some, but to lose to the Buffalo Sabres by a margin of 7-2. Ouch that is going to leave a mark.
I am more of an adult than to chasitize another person about their favorite team when they got their asses whipped.
The Red Wings are the next team. ML with come out with a vengance or their confidence rocked. Hopefully the latter as they will be turned into mince meat.
and regrdless of the out-come, I think it'll be a good game. The Wings ain't no slouches; they're a good team. So unless the Leafs come out of the gates with a kick-ass attitude...they're done for.
REPEAT AFTER ME, “GOD I LOVE THE RED WINGS!!!!!!!”
I wish I could see you yelling at the TV with such mixed emotions that you are yelling and crying at the same time. The worst part is knowing that you lost a bet to Douche!!!!!!
They got bitch slapped into a shut-out tonight!!!!! The ass kicking just ended!!!!!!
The 2 day total score: Red Wings 8 – Maple Leafs 6.
Who’s your daddy now?
God I can’t wait to see your repeated posts through the month of October of your new found love for the Red Wings!!!!!!!
When I said I would be more of an adult than rub the salt in the wound, I will have to regretfully detract my statement!!!!!!!!
Normally I would not respond to comments made by someone like you, because I feel it is unfair to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
However, I suggest you make a trip to your local humour enhancement clinic and seek help. Not only would this enhance your own life, but it might just make Glumbert a happier and more worthwhile place for others to visit.
lwboy.
A pansy ass wanker eh? Wanker, certainly. And why not? But do not underestimate the sport of cricket. I take it you are a fan of rounders - oh, sorry, baseball - that simplistic, over-commercialised game played by Americans who then claim to have a "World Series". It's a bit like Australia having a "World Series" for boomerang throwing! Or Texas hosting the World Village Idiot Championships.
Insult me by all means, but until you have even the slightest understanding of the complexities of the game of cricket, take your colleague Simatix's advice to me and "shut your ignorant mouth".
Toodle Pip!
Seeing as how WE have a team (Toronto Blue Jays) that won two championships, wouldn't that in fact, lend some legitimacy to calling itself a "World Series"? Had another team in there as well, up until a few years ago: Monteal Expos. They packed up tenet stakes after about 20 or 30 years, and folded. Never managed to make the play-offs, though.
i'm with pistaker on this one, having played cricket, it's technically superior to baseball (rounders) by such a large gap it's untrue. Again people making comments on stuff they have no kowledge of.
as for a world series, surely with the word world being used you would expect teams from around the world to take part, as it doesn't then it's bullshit, it underlines the egotistical attitude of north america.
I did say "Americans", a term which any geography student knows includes all those living in America. Ironic really, that this discussion has been spawned by a cretin calling himself Simantix, don't you think? I do accept that Canadians play baseball, but I reiterate - WORLD Series? If only England and Scotland played table tennis, would that legitimise calling their leagues a "World Series"?
I realise this is not an earth shattering topic, but this is Glumbert after all - a source of much amusement and ideal for transatlantic baiting!
You wrote "England and Scotland playing each other at table tennis....."
Are you SURE you have your comparisons correct? England and Scotland are still part of the U.K. (own parliaments aside); I know English rule in Scotland has diminished over the years, but still.......
I'm talking about two SEPARATE AND SOVEREIGN NATIONS playing in a "World Series". That is not the same as a comparison with England and Scotland playing "table tennis". Not even close!
By hockey I take it you mean ice hockey. No doubt you will say that is the ONLY hockey worth playing, but field hockey is played throughout the world, and I have yet to see a North American side that can compete with, for instance, the Dutch, Indians, Pakistanis, Germans, or even the English in this particular sport.
Ice hockey is of course popular in both parts of the former Czechoslovakia, and most of the countries in the former USSR. I seem to recollect that they are no slouches and have proved more than a match for North American sides in the past.
C - you know FULL WELL that the Euro trash have whupped both Canadian AND US butt at ice hockey... This is the TRUTH and it is good for the Squirrel agrees with the current IIHF Rankings:
1 Sweden
2 Canada
3 Finland
4 Czech Republic
5 Russia
6 Slovakia
7 United States - HA! Get back to playing rounders boys!
8 Switzerland
9 Belarus
10 Latvia
Indeed, but big as that province, nay the entire nation, may be, Canada still got it's arse handed to it by the scandewegians who appear to excel at fisticuff figure skating
Absolutely not, old bean. I am a pathetic sham, a trait I believe I share with the majority of Glumbeters. I am, however, a mighty masturbator, a characteristic which transcends all classes and creeds.
What a marvellously succinct definition of the class system.
Of course, masturbation - the real thing rather than the overrated and boring practice of sex with another pewrson - is the great leveller. I would doubt the word of a lower or middle class person who told me they were wanking to survive/enjoy bringing up children. No! When it comes to the art of onanism, we are all, by your definition, truly upper class!!
you seem to be slightly obsessed by masturbating, i've read some of your other postings , they to seem to refer to masturbating on a regular basis, 'i've ejaculated into my cornflakes' was one that springs to mind, it is of course a healthy pastime and one that you are quiet right we all share, even the pope must on the odd occasion 'pull his pud'. I suppose it is the greatest leveller of all in this life we lead.
His Holiness undoubtedly is one of the great masturbators, given his vow of celibacy. Vastly preferable I think to his army of priests who seem to abuse altar boys and anyone else under the age of 15 who comes within a mile of them.
Don't mix government and sport idiot canuck. England, Ireland (both varieties), Scotland and Wales are separate countries that compete separately in many sports - soccer, rugby, cricket, etc. They only join forces for the Olympics, Commonwealth Games, etc. Not sure why in those cases. Pistaker?
the thumb war has begun, and how swift! some other digits may be involved, but at the moment no clear winner.. let see what happens after the half time break.
I hate to say it, but you are of course quite right regarding the sporting situation viv a vis the Home Countries.
Canuck.
No response on Mako's ice hockey statistics?
Barnsleyfc
I take it from your name you are from the soft underbelly of the south. I am originally from Edinburgh, so cannot be a disgrace to your pathetic, bullying, self-important, whingeing, dysfunctional so-called nation. And incidentally, the word is "poofter". I take it you are one of these morons from a council estate who calls people Pakis and Wogs, is the proud recipient of an ASBO, and thinks this makes you a man. Your computer is probably stolen or on hire purchse and I imagine you live on a diet of black puddings with a Macdonalds on Sundays as a treat if you can mug an old lady to pay for it. If this were not cyberspace, I'd casually beat you to death with one hand and masturbate on your shrivelled corpse with the other, thus solving the problem you cause to your neighbours by your very existence.
The gloves are on as the chap pistaker tagteams with the thobinator. pistaker throws some heavy punchers in barnsleys direction, attacking his pride and self worth. the bell rings. round 2 is over! waiting to see barnsleys retaliation in just a moment, but first, let's hear a few words from some of our sponsors..
i'll just like to say , it's in the balance, pistaker has taken the don't fuck with me line, with the last line of his posting he sounds like something out of an Irvine Welsh book.
it's interesting to say the least
canuck, i've had a thought is throbstick your love child that you had adopted at an early age, just a thought he doesn't seem to like you much
I welcome any response from the snivelling English worm Barnsley.
I'd be happy to exchange addresses and phone numbers if he wants to arrange a square go. Nothing would give me greater pleasure. Oops - nearly forgot - he's probably been electronically tagged for some nasty, petty little misdemeanour and isn't allowed out of what passes for his neighbourhood after dark. My first shit was harder than you, Barnsley. Don't be fooled. Just because someone can use words of more than one syllable doesn't mean they can't handle themselves - and I don't just mean wanking. Bring your mates along if you can find any that can stand after a night on the crack and I'd be only too happy to malkie a few of them too. Think very carefully before you start calling people a disgrace. It's easy to do on the internet. Try coming up here and mouthing off you yappy guffy tosser if your mum will let you. On second thoughts bring your mum along - my pals quite like MILFs and I'm sure she'd prefer to be gangbanged by them for a few hours instead of listening to you begging her for the family allowance so you can score a gram of whizz to make your 12-year-old girlfriend look like a human being rather than the pig-like mutant she probably is.
I eagerly await your reply you English scumbag.
Rabz - mentions of pride and self worth are lost on Barnfuck, he has none of either, apart from that measured by the length of his criminal record for petty teenage crimes
My guess he's probably only allowed limited time online as other inmates in the youth detention centre need to contact their families!
To paraphrase a saying I don't have the patience to research: "intelligent minds, equally informed, seldom disagree".
After reviewing the majority of the postings here, I must conclude that, clearly, this pithy bit of pseudo-wisdom could not be farther from the mark. Also clear is that the longer such "discussion" continues, the deeper the descent into vile, and inevitably, ad hominem crudity.
I certainly am NOT the writer Welsh. I know a man who knows him though, and a fascinating character he sounds. Not sure I like his style, but he has certainly made a tidy pile out of informing the glitterati how the pondlife live.
mako
Little point in passing on the details of a corpse, unless of course you want to attend barnsley's wake in some flock-wallpapered hellhole listening to maudlin shit and crocodile tears from tattooed women and men with earrings through their noses and clitorises. Actually, I may not kill him for that very reason. Perhaps a good old fashioned maiming would do the trick. Let's see how he likes having to be propped up in front of his computer using a mouthstick to work the keyboard, drooling into a stainless steel bowl and shitting into a commode that nobody in their right mind would want to empty. Glumbert would take on a whole new meaning for the moronic little toad if it was the only thing left for him in life. I'd take great pleasure in visiting every so often to say how sorry I was to see him in such a state.
Pistaker, you sorry excuse for a brit. So you're originally from Edinburgh and are now presumably free loading down south on the wonderful system we created for ourselves and you heathens. I'm sure you're a typical scotsman such that you'd be on the gound with one swift punch to that weak gut and strained liver. All talk and no action is the mantre of the big-mouthed scotsment I've met (on the field, in the ring, and apparently in bed). You find time to wank b/c you either don't have a job or the dustbin man profession has become so automated that your hands are now free. I'd bet on the former given your origin, you fat slovenly jock. I think you wank so much b/c you need to prove to yourself that your nob is still there given the fact that you can't see it past that big gut.
I'm sure I shagged the arse off your sister the last time I was up north. We did that on top of your mother's grave. When we were finished, I dug up your mum's skeleton and shagged her brittle mouth. Following that I gave the bones to the local kennel.
Get back to where you belong you filthy piece of shit.
Like I said he is just an ignorant little child speaking about things he does not comprehend while attempting to get some attention from people he doesn't even know over the internet.
REPEAT AFTER ME, “GOD I LOVE THE RED WINGS!!!!!!!”
I wish I could see you yelling at the TV with such mixed emotions that you are yelling and crying at the same time. The worst part is knowing that you lost a bet to Douche!!!!!!
They got bitch slapped into a shut-out tonight!!!!! The ass kicking just ended!!!!!!
The 2 day total score: Red Wings 8 – Maple Leafs 6.
Who’s your daddy now?
God I can’t wait to see your repeated posts through the month of October of your new found love for the Red Wings!!!!!!!
When I said I would be more of an adult than rub the salt in the wound, I will have to regretfully detract my statement!!!!!!!!
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