Flexible Lifestyle

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First:envyeyes
2 years ago
Ahhh - Lets see, the air is cool and thin, and the view is.. is.. Just magnificent!
I must be at the TOP!
2 years ago
Looks like this fellow has Ehlers Danlos. He better hurry up and make money while he still can.
2 years ago
.............

I need a drink.
3 months ago
2 years ago
that's friggin' gross. What is Ehlers Danlos podman? I bet he's a huge hit in gay bars.
2 years ago
It is a genetic flaw that causes stretchy skin and tendons, but most of these people live short lives, because there are many health problems that go with it.
2 years ago
Mein alt freund Mengele vood haf died to haf such a subject.
2 years ago
Yeah, well it's too bad your "alt freund" J. Mengele had to croak in Argentina the way he did, Mein Herr.

I guess suntanning down there can be a bitch....huh?
2 years ago
Herr Canuck. How nice to meet you. Zere is an evil rumour zat I am in fact you! How flattering zis must be for you.
2 years ago
(quirks an eyebrow)

A rumour that you're "me", huh?

This would then mean that PERFECTION has been improved upon, and since we all know that this is impossible to do, you therefore CANNOT be "me".

This simple excercise in common sense, immediately squashes that rumour.

Got that, Col. Klink?

HA!
2 years ago
A quote Canuck said to me:

"Deep down underneath all that childish, juvenile, self-absorbed muckity-muck....can possibly lurk a half-decent fellow."

Need I comment on your post?
2 years ago
Your point?
2 years ago
He'll bring the hot water, if you bring the tea bag?
2 years ago
LOLOL

(scratching my head here)

I reckon so.

Sure beats any theory I have.

lololol
2 years ago
I think it goes well beyond self-absorbed.

Syz- What's the deal with the hot water? The bottom line is that you know where the bag goes.

2 years ago
If I could put my big toe into my nose, I would!
2 years ago
More wise, wise words from the truthsayer.

For he shall bring forth wisdom to all
2 years ago
oh yeah i think that was actually pretty cool.and creepy very creepy
2 years ago
There are several here that can easily put foot in mouth.
2 years ago
This guys got nothing on Canuck. The guy on the video almost had his head in his ass, whereas everyone knows that Canuck can insert his head all the way up to his neck.
2 years ago
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
2 years ago
i think he's sleeping...
2 years ago
I wish I could find a HOT chick that could do this kind of shit. An ex-gymnast maybe? Oh yeah, she's with a Brazilian Fuck!!!!
2 years ago
This guy doesn't need to go out - he could give himself head (based on his performance, he probably has)
2 years ago
Not sure who turns me on more, the Hoffmeister or the contortionist. They're both pretty hot.
2 years ago
Or he could just jack-off-in-a-box
2 years ago
mako:

Any bets on how many different variants my "fan club" can create?

I'm actually surprised they had the capability to get this far.
2 years ago
Mis - It must be a common problem, I have heard that so many times.
2 years ago
Good question C - mind you I don't think they have jobs, wives, girlfriends or anything else particulalry significant in their lives other than Glumbert so we'll have to wait and see!

Should be fun! :-)

2 years ago
(Pass the vaseline and welfare check)....ERM.......Did I say that outloud? Nevermind guys.


Mako, the pot calling the kettle black?
2 years ago
Hey Doucheboy... is that a common request in your place of abode?

Where's the soap Dad?

Yes, it does, doesn't it.

Did you get that?
2 years ago
Aw... they cut it off too soon. I wanted to see what the judges had to say about it. :(
2 years ago
=)
2 years ago
ALIAS,ALIAS I MARK THEE ALIAS
2 years ago


oh. and if bush got his way we could fit all of iraq in that box!

2 years ago
I hope he doesnt try this trick after eating some bean burritos at TacoBell,unless he likes that sort of thing.
2 years ago
All right. I'm upset here. Where are all the sex jokes? You guys are letting me down.
2 years ago
Sex Jokes, Sex Jokes, Sex Jokes, Sex Jokes, Sex Jokes, Sex Jokes

Happy now?
2 years ago
LOLOLOL
2 years ago
Do you enjoy a challenge Randal? Guess away!
2 years ago
R.F. I'm not a "Bush" man, ...clearly, but at least it's better than that lieing ass, grating, urksome, condescending HARRIDAN hILARY!!!!
2 years ago
hillary sucks. get a life
2 years ago
Only one thing better than a never ending parade of sex jokes and that would be a never ending parade of political jokes, right R. Flagg?

Iraq, Bush, Iraq, Bush, Iraq.........
2 years ago
nice and cool
1 year ago
thats my dad
3 months ago

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