First!

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1 year ago
first?
1 year ago
You are truly an inspiration i mean that. you are the bench mark for shit no offence intended. as i also aspire to be first. humble respect to you.
1 year ago
Fuck being first. I understand "First" means

Fat
Ingorant
Rat
Sucking
Turd.
many will come, many will slap the ASS in the name of the father who smokes, but they will be in the minority like the MURDERER who keeps at the distance, do not be be fooled, or be ASLEEP on newspapers, the king is coming, almost here, smoother than the blood of children when dreaming, when the breathing stops, then it will have gotten serious, no more opportunity to DUCK
1 year ago
My thoughts exactly Soothesayer.
1 year ago
sooth....I see stuff like that on spam I often receive...always wondered where disjoined non-sequitors came from. Do you sell them or give them free to the spammers?
1 year ago
second
1 year ago
Helloiam, without smartsushy you are nothing.

NOTHING you hear!?
1 year ago
Mako, any Turkey in the fridge!
1 year ago
?
1 year ago
Hey RF - just catching up on the Turkey jokes! LOL!
1 year ago
smartsushy sucks balls
1 year ago
nice coat;;;;;;
1 year ago
first 2
1 year ago
first plus twp
1 year ago
first plus two
1 year ago
I wish i was talented enough to be first.
1 year ago
Methinks this young fellow doth poke fun at us. I will borrow my own phrase from the puking santa murderer. Little shithead.
1 year ago
He spends so much time first-ing, he doesn't work so he can't pay the heating bill. Yaaawnnn!
1 year ago
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
1 year ago
Hey everyone,

Did any one notice that of all the screen-names he said none of them have appeared here on glumbert? He was posting first on all the sucky rookie sites. I do belive that here in glummy land, all of you, my my faithful glumberter buddies would make him your bitch. He doesnt stand a chance against you guys and gals.
1 year ago
the video is clearly facetious....

the first posts are the worst thing about this site. even when they modified it so it people could get the lame satisfaction of doing it without actually clogging up the comments section, you clowns still post it and continually postpone any humorous or meaningful discussion regarding the video. i was hoping it would be a fad that would die out, but i'm beginning to wonder.
1 year ago
LOL "postpone" "clogging up" the comments...LOL Oh man, I don't care who you are, that's funny!
1 year ago
Just wait till you post first......then I'll listen to what you say.
1 year ago
On the other hand, he doesn't look stupid enough to believe what he says. Maybe he is laughing at firsts (as freetobe1962 suggested). Trouble is, it will probably encourage them.
1 year ago
look at the coat. It's the Camuck???
1 year ago
camuck is gone forever!
1 year ago
this guy has no future, soon the power will go off, didn't pay the electric bill either,
whatever he says, art form my ass.
1 year ago
The problem is: He's just not funny.
1 year ago
agreed
1 year ago
Hilarious...unless you're a dork that actually posts "FIRST".
1 year ago
agree
1 year ago
hey someone post " first" in my ytbe video XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDN4mY6ssxA
1 year ago
Done!
1 year ago
thanks mitercut!! XD
1 year ago
first.....to tell you that you need to get a life...serious dude....get. a. LIFE.
1 year ago
Uhhh who cares? Is this guy in Alaska?
1 year ago
I talked to Satan and he said this guy is NOT doing his work.
1 year ago
My favorite part is when he starts to lose it as he's saying "mull it over" ...lol. Good shtuff.
1 year ago
Ah hah hahahaha... when he goes to drink his beer too. :P lol
1 year ago
this video makes my heart smile.
1 year ago
stupid
1 year ago
soooooo oooooold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw this vid long before dinousaurs walked the earth
1 year ago
First!
1 year ago
For crying out loud, so much arrogance and self importance yet what does he actually do? Really, is this life changing. No. Are insightful comments so wrong?
1 year ago
First!
1 year ago
its an internet "high"
1 year ago
so true, so I'll sing you a song..................first gives you a highhhhhh.............high, high, high, high, highhhhhhhhhh.......high.....high, high, high, high, highhhhhhhhhhhh........ (so who wins a pretty penny by telling me what that song is and what movie it's from!)
1 year ago
Riza is it anything with Ceech and Chong in it?

;-)
1 year ago
Jay and Silent Bob?
1 year ago
I'll give you a hint.....Tom Cruise and Hookers.
1 year ago
If this obvious satire leads "first posters" to become
defensive and/or ashamed, then it is to the greater good.
Thank you, one and all.
1 year ago
no f888ing chance surferbum22. "We're dedicated to posting first..."
FIRST...and a bit
1 year ago
shit... i meant stutz.... not surferbum.... gah!
1 year ago
I admire your militant "FIRST" stance, maricon
1 year ago
merde... I meant manolo.... my apologies!
1 year ago
lol stutz.

I'll give you that one.

muy bueno, chaval.


FIRST.
1 year ago
k...but thanks for thinking of me!
1 year ago
no idea what first means, sounds really gay however
1 year ago
maybe it's that thunderbud there 420 ;-)
1 year ago
its the diesel!
What a fuckin Faggot!!!!!!!
1 year ago
That video is awesome! I have a new mission in life


TWENTY SECOND!
1 year ago
old. not news, needs pruning.
1 year ago
Satan is a Turkish ambulance driver.
1 year ago
Seen it before. And for some reason it seems like it was on here, but I guess not...
1 year ago
This person's house must be very cold. That aside, he is plainly an imbecile of the highest magnitude.
1 year ago
*yawns*
1 year ago
has anyone seen my jujubees?
1 year ago
Whoever made this video is cool! Way to mock all those "first" retards.
1 year ago
That's "first" boring challenged.....if you please.
1 year ago
hey monta,

clevelandmudslide dressed up like a ninja snuck in to your house and pooped in your fridge, shoes, and washingmachine
1 year ago
Wow I wish I had the time to sit around all day like an ass and post shit on every site that comes to mind.
1 year ago
Ahhhhhh, study hard and study well larryson.......you too can learn..............but can you post shit as good as me?
1 year ago
GAHAHAH! FIRST to LAST! BITCHES!
1 year ago
imagine this guy making love with his girl:''oh baby............oh,sorry but i must be FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTT............
1 year ago
You're as useful as tits on a bull. Grow Up!
1 year ago
The dumbbutts that this is intended for won't even get it
1 year ago
1 yuppie - 1 little lady 40oz - 1 sad life
a documentry documenting the worthless of his worthlessness.
drink it in!
LAST......person hopeful to ever watch this.
1 year ago
last!
10 months ago
Last!

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