- if you are a PILLOW-BITER go for but don't involve me in your twisted screwed up fantasies got it or to I have to tell you twice.......
If you want to stir the pot thats fine but involving me in such a personal way on more than one occasion is going to far.
I am not angry but I have tried to be polite about it you are just going to make me target your lover boy more - unless you are gay have to resort to this shite out of internal fustration.
Actually according to wikipedia it is only possible from earl pup stages, and iffy at that. No reference to the hyena though. The badger and wolverine confirmed. I know at least 1 other exists, might have been the mink. Not sure, but looking again...
I actually have pics of a tame Gr White in Nova Scotia. Seems a fisherman cut her loose from the nets, now she follows like a puppy, even rolling over to let him rub her belly. Scares his fish away though...
Ach. I grow veary und am feeling cold.
Ze lights haf gone out on mein life. All day und night I lie in mein bed shivering und sveating, und not even ein decent Glumbert video to stimulate me. It is getting dark now, und mein hands cannot vork ze keyboard.
I sink I may be dying. So little time, so much still to do......
Still, I haf had ein good innings, as ze Englisher schweinhunds say. 119 years on ze planet is not too bad. But now, I am ready to end it all.
Conchita has returned to ze ranch, und has been nursing me in her kind Latina vay, but even that has not cheered me up.
Nein - it is time to leave.
To all at Glumbert I bid ein fond farevell - ze old timers, Herr Canuck, Herr Randal, Herr Mako, Herr Skidmarks, Herr Ranger, Herr Miter, Herr Podman, Fraulein Freetobe, Fraulein Rizamoon, Herr Surferbum, Herr Stutz, Herr Gymyg, Herr Ramblerouser, Herr Arseface, Herr Garbage, und to all ze ozzers I should haf mentioned I apologise. (Ze fiendish Dr Alzheimer und his cohorts of imps play fokk vith mein memory.)
May Glumbert last forever und your visdom und humour continue for eternity in ze vastness of cyberspace.
Now, Conchita, von last fokk before I die.....
Auf Weidersehen mein freunds!
Heil Skvirrel.........................
NO! Hang on Adolf!! I need you here.... who else am I gonna have wild fantasies of?? Tango's by moonlight, dining on your fabulous chili, taming a wild armidillo.... don't go
Zee body of zee Fuhrer, a hero who has brought much merriment und enlightenment in zee ways of alternative rodent-based vorship, vill lie in state until Conchita has finished viz him
Zen drinks und canapes vill be held in zee town hall of Buenos Aires. Zee Mayoress vill offer light relief to zose in need und zee crowd vill light candles und burn armadillos viz zem in honour of zis great man.
My husband has slipped away. But at least he died happy. He has left me the ranch, so I am happy too. Once I have got over my loss, I will be looking for a new man in my life.
In his will, he also left me all his Glumbert writings, his Luger, and 67 armadilloes.
I know he was always happy reading the comments on Glumbert. In fact, he put down his long life to the pleasure he took from them.
The funeral will be in the Buenos Aires Former European Dictators' Chapel of Rest next Saturday. No flowers please. Donations to the Mengele Institute for Medical Research, Punta Arenas.
the honey badger sounds so innocuous an excellent motif for the current hybridized corporate military industrial complex thriving in DC....(of which our congressional representatives are invested to the tune of $200 million) ,,,,
shit, if i didn't know better i'd say that was a conflict of interest...and the appearance of wrongdoing, which would fall under the purview of the justice dept. but i guess they are too busy....
example,,,, : One Texas lawmaker says the cross border drug trade around Tucson is thriving and claims the U.S. attorney there is doing little about it.
REP. JOHN CULBERSON (R), TEXAS: If you are arrested by a border patrol agent in the Tucson sector carrying less than a quarter ton of dope, you have a 99.6 percent chance of being home in time for dinner and never going to jail because the U.S. attorney's office is not prosecuting them.
Culberson says border patrol agents told him that U.S. attorney Diane Humetewa alerted them she would not prosecute anyone arrested with less than 500 pounds of dope.
Culberson is not just concerned about drugs. He says he found this notice tacked up in the Nogales, Arizona border patrol office, indicating the U.S. attorney's office would turn its attention primarily to violent crimes and would not prosecute crimes under the part of the U.S. criminal code that covers other illegal acts.
The office of U.S. attorney Diane Humetewa offered no comment to any of this, telling LOU DOBBS TONIGHT, "We have nothing add to what the attorney general has already said."
Note: Virtually all major dope smuggling along the arizona border is overseen by the Sinaloa drug cartel..one of the most powerful political/military forces in central and south america...it has been alleged that the carrtel can now exert significant influence within the framework of the US Attorney Generals office. see: US Attorney John Sutton vs US Border Patrol......Culberson raised the same issues in a February letter to Humetewa copied to Mukasey noting, "Your primary duty is to protect our citizens by enforcing our laws and you have clearly failed in that task."
Mimic; ragheads? what an absolute prick! open your fucking eyes and wake the fuck up! or live like a c**t all your life
Let Adolf die he was getting predictable and the people who harp on about alias's... what are adolf/Fear of flying/pistaker/conchita? open your eyes/minds, any alias plays on peoples trust!
arseface: why don't you say somethign interesting or f off, he who lays in a bath of his own pity
chuck; no one gives a shit, tell your wife or go and patrol the mexican boarder ! or should i say peanut , what a lovely character he was
what side of the bed did you get up from, or are you still laying in your own crap? JCAM skid try not to hold back, you're not talking to god again are you?
I started a great (if possible) day at work and than I read your post, shit I can go live with my ex and not hear so much paroxysm slams.
Dont be blaming me for any of this bullshit RF - apart from trying to log on as Administrator many months ago and swiftly being brought down by the Glumbert Gods I have zero aliai (?)
No posts from me coz the vids have been real boring recently and I'm looking for another job so I don't splurge the severance I got paid for leaving the last one!
LOL !Mako, you're responding to an impostor. Nice mimic had me take a double take! :)
skids is still kewel and heart spoken!
Adolf Vanker may have "played" Glumbert, But I got one hell of kick reading his posts!! The one I found the funniest was when he kicked a certain guy in the balls!! LOLOLOL!! that post was so funny I need to go and look for it!
My Aliases are more evolved then those above (well for the most part) plus they're not mimics or imposter's they're Aliases!! There is a difference!
I know you Mako. You're as bad as everybody else. I know for a fact there are only five regular posters on this site using a total of 46 aliases. I used to work for Glumbert.
And on the subject of the video, these ratels are more than badass - saw a documentary somewhere showing a leopard trying to kill it.
Took the leopard the best part of 40 mins. They normally kill impala and gazelle in a matter of a couple of minutes flat so it takes some moxy to keep fighting back against a leopard...
Sonovacrap! I go away for a couple days and Herr Vanker decides to shuffle off this mortal coil, bummer. May the Great Skvirrel welcome him with a big ol' stash o'nuts.
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