F*ck the Earth Day

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First:foxman
1 year ago
F*ck the Earth! And F*ck Al Gore!
1 year ago
Lame!
1 year ago
FIRST!!!!
Does it Hurt, Not really being first?
1 year ago
Kevin Nealon looks as old as the earth itself...
1 year ago
It's George Bush's fault, of course...everything is to you lib lamers.
1 year ago
Bush is a liberal
1 year ago
shhhhhhhhhh. you'll get canuck started and we just got rid of him.
1 year ago
Where did Canuck go? I missed something.
1 year ago
he had a hissy fit when he realised that 80% of the glumbert audience think he's a dick
1 year ago
Not specifically GWB, but the whole neo-con machine, supported by the military/industrial complex that Eisenhower (a true Republican) warned us against.
1 year ago
exactly man, George Bush and Dick Cheney are nothing but tools of the military industrial complex. I pray that their term will end before those chicken hawks get us into WWIII. As a proud, patriotic American, I take pride in saying fuck my President. If he died tomorrow, I would not shed a tear, as he has been responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths, the destruction of our reputation around the world, and countless violations of our constitution, such as the cruel and unusual punishment of waterboarding. I'd like to see how he liked it if someone held him down, and forced a wet towel down his mouth until he started to drown.
1 year ago
Hi chriscrazyhorse! Are you related to Billy Fullfrontallobotomy?
1 year ago
What reputation.
1 year ago
Singing........."I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than to have a frontal lobotomy"
1 year ago
the US definitely had a better reputation and more credibility before Bush than after, but yea, it's all relative. Anyway, the Bush administration pisses me off, and it's worth going on a tirade over once in a while, as seen above.
1 year ago
I was under the impression everyday was f*ck the earth day!
1 year ago
Except yesturday!
1 year ago
I LOVE STARBUCKS!! I stop by there everyday, grabbing a dark roast. Earth Day, I walked in, presented my travel mug, and the nice young lady told me it was on them because I saved a cup.
1 year ago
After the initial startling and oddly humorous fracture, the video got a bit old quickly. And Nealon wasn't worth $400...give it to the old guy for his psychotherapy.
1 year ago
Global warming doesn't exist.

We as humans need to get over ourselves and realize that we do not have the ability to damage the earth as a whole or we would have done it a looooong time ago.
1 year ago
No, humans, as a solitary species, haven't changed the Earth at all. (My words drip with sarcasm.) We haven't changed a thing, have we? Houses, roads, cropland, dams, pollution, extinction of species, ad infinitum. We couldn't possibly have an impact.

I'm no greenie, mind you, but I do have a conscience (and a brain). I just think your logic is bent, nefarious. ALL SPECIES HAVE AN IMPACT! Some just do more than others to change things. Change is something humans are particularly able to adapt to. Other species (fugg 'em, right?) don't cope so well with change. That's their problem. But because the Earth is soooo big we couldn't possibly have an role in these changes. Sleep well (as I'm sure you already do). You aren't to blame.
1 year ago
pimp be speakin english...
1 year ago
pimp, what logic? Nefarious is just a troll and not even funny or intelligent.
1 year ago
pimpwitgrillz I couldn't understand a thing you posted.
1 year ago
Wow, peeps axually reeds my posts. Well, yestaday wuz a badun fo me. Sum of my learnins from Harlum Polyteknik showed thru in my post. I gots a Ph.D. frum dare, U kno. I promiss to keep it skrait in da future an not rite no weird s**t no mo.
1 year ago
i'm with you all the way pimp
1 year ago
Probe by name, Probe by nature.
We are but a tiny speck floating in a vast soup. What we do to out planet is irrelevant in the great scheme of things. More important than the ludicrous "carbon footprint" fashion statement is the ability to enjoy our worthless, short lives to the full. I am concerned for my grandchildren, but that is as far as it goes. What happens to Planet Earth in 500 years is of no concern to me. We should ravage it and exploit it as much as possible, because we CAN.
I am the Prober. I probe your dark side. I probe your light side. I probe your very being. Probing is my forte. Hypocrisy is my target. Open yourselves to me, and bow before the awful power of the Prober.
1 year ago
Open yourselves to me, and bow before the awful power of the Prober.

That reminds me, I'm fifty years old now, time for a colonoscopy.
1 year ago
MITER; you make me giggle like a schoolgirl!
1 year ago
Enjoy ;)
1 year ago
miter....funnnnnnny....verrrry funny!
1 year ago
The half century is a difficult time. I probe. I know.
Humour is a temporary refuge. It has the attraction of a short-lasting euphoria-inducing drug. But when we lie in the hospital bed approaching the end of this mortal life, all dignity stripped from us, listening to a young stranger telling us what to do, it is of no value.
I am here to help you Mitercut, not to be the butt of your japery. Allow me to help. Free advice is hard to come by. Mine is given with the best intentions, and I ask no reward other than that you take my words seriously. I have no religion, no philosophy to offer. But, becaue I probe, I see what others cannot see. Your pain is mine. Your transition from carefree woodsman to dribbling geriatric will not be easy.
I probe. I understand. Let me help.
1 year ago
1 year ago
Canuck has not responded to me. I probe, but the reults of my probing are not revealed unless contact is made.
You, qlanettint, have contacted me.
I have probed you and find disturbing things about you. You are weak, powerless and deeply unhappy with your life. You were told as a boy that all would be well. You would excel at everything you tried. But that did not happen, did it?
The Prober can help, but only if you ask. Give up your foolish crusade to annoy others. When you lie on your death bed, spitting the last remnants of your lungs into a stainless steel dish, and the doctors decide to turn off the machine, look back on a life well spent - not one in which your sole contribution was to deride and defame your fellow man. Also, give up drugs.
They will not help you attain inner peace.
1 year ago
1st person: "Have you heard about my wife?, she doesn't have a nose!"

2nd person: "How does she smell?"

1st person "Horrible!"
1 year ago
1 year ago
Who said anything about canuck's wife? Certainly not me.
1 year ago
1 year ago
Well qlanettint, I have to say, you ARE persistent. Smart as a bag of wet rocks, but, persistent.
1 year ago
You must be kidding, like I told my son the other day, I earned the right to BBQ and set off fireworks, drive what ever gas guzzling hot rod I want. I told him it is his generations job to clean up the mess we leave behind, because our generation is to old to change their habits. Yes I DO fuck the earth every day all day long. I will be dead by the time this whole mess blows up in our faces, so why not live it to the fullest.....yeah baby, thats the ticket live it and love it for all its worth..!!
1 year ago
If you plan to die soon you may be right. The effects are accelerating and there is no reason to believe that there are no trigger levels that once crossed will make effects accelerate exponentially.
1 year ago
Kevin Nealon has a ton of money, and the old fart has a ton of money. How much CO2 have those guys created by having their huge houses and fleet of cars? Typical hypocrite liberals who can't use logic to make a coherent arguement. If they want to REALLY do something, instead of condemning mankind, they should KILL THEMSELVES. Then they could have a clear conscience that their presence on earth isn't "destroying" it.
What is so difficult about facing the facts: the earth has warmed and cooled by itself, it is a part of our climate. 6000 years ago the earth was much warmer than it is now. Ecosystems changed, but that didn't "destroy" anything. The liberals whole attitude is childish, and all about forcing their socialist agenda on the rest of us. But they still want to keep all THEIR money.
1 year ago
Make up your mind wether they are socialists or liberals, idiot.
1 year ago
Wen peepol say dat da Eart be gittin' destroyed an stuff dey mean dat it ain't gonna be suitable fo us humanz. Da Eart will be spinnin' whether o' not we be on it.

By da way, I voted fo Al Sharptun fo Prezidint. He wudda bin a good, skrong black Prezidint. Is 2 bad white folks not be havin' no faith dat a brotha kould do da job. Dey caint do no worse dan dis Bush guy. Bush don't even ring me up like Clinton did. Man, Clinton went thru bout 3 hos a nite. He wuz alwayz workin'. Not Bush. Dat dummy iz 2 lazy wipe is own corn hole.
1 year ago
Pimp, don't you have ladies that do cornholes?
1 year ago
webx3u,

Yeah, I gots broads dat will do anythang - fo da rite price. But Bush alwayz gots Karl Rove 2 do dat dirty biznez fo him.
I was hoping he'd play that banjo. But he didn't...THUMBS DOWN. >:O
1 year ago
Thats it, Im going to pour oil over some ducks right now.
1 year ago
I just love the sterotypcial pistol drawing gaz guzzling american! you should be proud of yourselves and your world series baseball including no other countries.
1 year ago
One Canadian team is included.
1 year ago
web canada wasn't worth mentioning..
1 year ago
Couldn't have put it better myself skid.
1 year ago
yes you could.

DRIVEL!
1 year ago
The Brits on an American bashing campaign these days?
1 year ago
Oh, we Germans could kick in a bit to support our UK neighbours ;)
1 year ago
White people do not want a black president because we can't understand a damn thing they say. Example - Every word out of pimpwitgrillz mouth
Also, even though black people make up only 10% of the population, they make up 60% of the jails. What a reputation for president.
1 year ago
Hi Par;
I think it goes deeper than that. It's not that white people don't want a black president, it's that white people know that there's still some dummies around who would take a black president out in a heart beat just cause they are black. There's still "pockets" of the good ol boys, and that slavery mentality.... we haven't all evolved yet, unfortunetely.
1 year ago
Par, From the word "Also" on you clearly defined stereotype(noun). Look it up.
Also, try reading Pimp'z posts out loud.... with a regionally correct accent.
1 year ago
y'know parthree...I think you're probably a bit off on that idea. General Colin Powell was the object of a strong effort to have him run for president. He steadfastly declined. IMHO, he would have won.

There was an amazing Barbara Jordan from Texas, black and female, not that many years ago, who was also asked to consider running...and she declined as well. She had health issues, I believe...but she was totally impressive across the board. She would have won, I think. Condoleeza Rice does not hold an unimportant position, most would say. Don't see her running for the oval office, but she has been in an exceptionally demanding position for quite some time.

The fact that Barak Obama is in active contention for the potential of presidency is testimony to the decline of racism, generally. He may or may not be nominated, but he's in the running. There is no white male candidate on the Democrat side, something like a "first". Frankly, I don't favor either of them, but for objective reasons....experience (Obama) and strident harshness (Clinton). I would wish for a better option than McCain, but there is none.

Just my view...
1 year ago
Barak Obama's mother was white, why can't you call him white?
1 year ago
one drop theory,one drop of any colored race makes you not white
1 year ago
He is a human and to me he looks more reasonable than the other two freaks who are still in the race for the white house.
1 year ago
Interesting question. I have another. Why do we need to call him anything at all?

IMHO, if he were to run in 2012 instead of now, he'd be a shoo-in. Needs just a bit more time in place before taking over on the big stage. But....who knows.
1 year ago
chaz if wasn't against negroe's being in office i'd say that's the most smartest and to the point comment on the eggplant since his color has ever been an issue.

If I were a reasonable man I would say he is a presidential candidate that happens to be black and not a black candidate.
1 year ago
cool video! fuck the right wing!
1 year ago
Chaz I feel there will be others who would appose him in the future
1 year ago
our problem with him is the nafta agreement which he and hillary want to trash.
1 year ago
This clip is trying to get your attention with the absurdity of all that is happening with over the edge humor. i for one like the idea.
1 year ago
On earthday this year, I released 5,000 milar balloons along the north shore to feed the whales;( it will reduce their carbon whale print.)
1 year ago
LOL!! Good job, those pesky whales! it their fault bush is in office. If it weren't for the whales there'd be no Global warming!

now I wonder if someone will think I'm serious?
1 year ago
gymyg and randalflagg I know you aren't serious but whales a beautiful creatures and the thought of whales becoming extinct saddens me.
I did not find it funny by either of you.

Please no hate I have already been verbally abused by someone on my profile which is a little upsetting.
1 year ago
Chattabox,,Who the fuck do you think your fooling?? What a joke,You must be the poster "Infantile"?!
1 year ago
gymyg, this earth day I was merely trying to burn some brush in a pile, then came some wind......my carbon foot print got a whole lot bigger!
1 year ago
Miter, that is not too bad, you were using regenerative fuel and since you did not transport it you did not burn any fossile energy sources :)

The whole carbon footprint stuff would be a good idea if they did take the complete picture into consideration. Burining palm oil as fuel or turning corn into gasoline, how stupid does one need to be to think that is a solution?
1 year ago
chattabox, there currently is an unusual high of certified complete idiots here on Glumbert. Remove the stupid comments on your profile and ignore the idiots, if they get no reaction they will fade away.
1 year ago
1 year ago
Duhh hu hu dat was so funny I almost forgot to laugh duh hu hu
duhh you dumb or someting don't know if I want your skull yet
1 year ago
Don't think you do there bigbad, the Predator passed it up...or was it because I was unarmed? Wait, that wasn't it....yep my skull must be a reject.
1 year ago
qlane, peanuts is doing your wife and kids,hehehehe
1 year ago
GEEZ..... what if all the folks at Glumbert were involved in some horrible van pool accident, and we'll never have another fun video?
Anybody have a joke?
A fun story???
1 year ago
10 months ago
Holy cow!! How funny.
8 months ago
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4 months ago
Sorta lame, but still funny. No Showtime/HBO for me this summer so I will miss Nealon on Weeds. Great show. All joking aside Nealon has been a true environmentalist for years, he is a vegetarian. The one biggest thing you can do to save the earth.....hey wait, fuck the earth. Let's save the human race, the earth will be fine no matter what we do.

http://renewable-energy-tv.blogspot.com

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