Extreme Unicycling: One Wheel and Lots of Balls

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First:durt
10 months ago
FIRST!
10 months ago
I still think you're Glumbert.
10 months ago
Second!!
10 months ago
BALLS OF STEEL
10 months ago
Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but I'm all of out gum and stupid unicycling videos
10 months ago
SEEN TOO MANY OF THEAS!
10 months ago
NVM now that i watch it! HOLY SHIT!
10 months ago
I think this guy just proved that absolutely nothing can make a unicyclist look cool.
10 months ago
LMFAO!!
10 months ago
Yep, he should just buy a damn bycicle and do all those things but FASTER! what the hell...
The blooper saved the video
10 months ago
What are the words in the song?? I have a calling from a board?
10 months ago
One blooper, bah! Can we have the full blooper cut of this video please?

Like: This is him hugging a tree. And now he found out that the stunt at the canyon was maybe not that good...
10 months ago
Don't waste your time watching it.

This one is much funnier:
http://www.glumbert.com/media/minorharmony
10 months ago
HAHA Riza,

If you care Detroit just got done beating your Canucks 3-2!!!!!

Told ya to put ur money on the Wings!!!!!
10 months ago
Loser
10 months ago
I wonder if this is the same dude from the last unicycle video a week ago...
10 months ago
Completely inane rubbish. Practising will let anyone with reasonable balance do this, but what a waste of a life. Why doesn't he study to find a cure for cancer instead of dicking about like a circus dwarf?
In Canada we shoot unicyclists on sight unless they're going over Niagara.
The Nips high jumping are better entertainment.

GO SOX!!!!
10 months ago
i heard cycling makes men impotent. is that true? and if its a one wheel bike does it only affect one ball?
10 months ago
Glumbert is a sociological study accordingly to chummin or was it streamline as posted on a previous video, apparently our postings will be a case study and our names will become legendary amongst students and teachers

Here is a secret message that holds the key to life for students/teachers to fathom out

A guitar playing tramp sat under a tree, a cat silhouetted by the full moon, people danced and sang, smiled and laughed, not a care in the world, they were young and had their whole lives ahead of them…the tramp slowly stopped playing the cat jumped from the tree, the people stopped dancing and stared at the tramp, a trickling of blood appeared from the tramps mouth. Life had been taken from him without notice.
10 months ago
Mr. Skids good morning(for me here it is ) How are you?

Loved the snippet you just wrote! Is it from a larger story?

The person who writes under the names of Chum/stream.....Well there completely off their nut!So pay them little heed.
Just keep on keeping on my man ,you always make me smile:)!
10 months ago
RANDLAFLAGG

Good day sir, it's the afternoon here my friend and i'm having a good day, hope you are to

Read that streamline and chummin or was it just streamline busting your arse abit, that's not very godly of them surely they should be more understanding with our supposed plight?

teh story above is an extract from my head this morning, fuck knows what it's about, i wrote it to put the sociological study in a twist, all it's done is put my head in a twist

fof: are you for real, Pistaker reckons you're one of his aliases ?
10 months ago
Skids I take no offense from this person! They are fun to watch as their ignorance is displayed for all to admire.

Don't know what was in that head of yours this morning!, but it makes for great reading. Please carry on.
10 months ago
Skid - Let me bring you up to date:

The Chummin group is a possible terrorist organization that is "Patrolling" Glumbert for something they call "terror-simps". They have admitted to carrying out terrorist actions, for which they have not been caught. Just about everyone on Glumbert is a terror-simp except for Streamlined.

It is possible, and perhaps likely that they will offer up any excuse to disguise their actual purpose. If you read their Ted Kaczynski Uni-Bomber like manifestos that write now and again you will get a clearer idea of what they are about.
10 months ago
Pod

yeh i did see a few references in the postings on the other vid, i will look into it more! whatever it's about, it's all very thought provoking,
10 months ago
skidmarks. is this a puzzle? did the cat kill the tramp? i had a cat once that tried to kill me, but i managed to get it off me before it could bite my neck. my daddy threw it in the silo to let it eat rats but it didnt find any and got skinny and died.
if folks are going to study us we should get some money for it. my sister tested drugs for glaxo once and they paid her $50. her tits shrunk a bit but they were big anyways.
10 months ago
This guy is nuts. I used to ride a unicycle when I was younger and it's definitely not easy. I wouldn't want to be walking some of the places he's riding. However it makes my balls hurt just watching it. I can only imagine how many times he's gotten wracked doing those stunts.
10 months ago
Mr. Garrison Thank you for sharing that bit about heights making you balls hurt!

Thought I was the only one that happened to. LOL
10 months ago
I didn't notice a seat on his unicycle. Was he sitting directly on the post?
10 months ago
Didn't Mr. Garrison design a bike on southpark ???
10 months ago
Yesterday, I noiced that Fox News was attempting to link these fires in California to Al Queda (seriously).

Fucking dimwits.

(Red Wings are great)
10 months ago
Its always Good to hear from the original Mr.C ! :))
10 months ago
Hmm, someone else told me that they heard that also....

Woot! Go Fox News!

LOL!!
10 months ago
Tire on my car went flat last night and I believe it was the work of Al Qaeda!
I'm soooo scared what to do, what to do??
10 months ago
Call Fox News!!! They'll get to the bottom of it!
10 months ago
Perhaps I shall report this to Fox News!...If nothing else they could change it for me.
10 months ago
And then call Technoviking... He'll take care of the perpetrators. LOL!!
10 months ago
I can see it now.... Technoviking will Drink deeply from his water, then point!!
Thus sending those terrorists stumbling away with heads lowered and totality humiliated!!LOLOLOL!
10 months ago
YES!!! That's it!!

Randal you have found the solution! Bring the troops home from - that one place I will not name - and send Technoviking!

You know, I truly believe Technoviking is the solution for all the world's problems. LOL!! :)
10 months ago
I demand more Technoviking videos.
10 months ago
Thanks Randal!

I don't have much time these days, but still like to crop up now and again, and say "HEY!" to the ol' crew.

Later, Bruddah.
10 months ago
Red Wings are great
10 months ago
Hi Canuck...
I guess you noticed then that (at least) part of the fires were started by arsnists (one was shot and killed) and that a plot was recently uncovered that Al Qaeda was looking to start fires in SoCal.
Maybe not this fire.

But, Fox News is stupid.
10 months ago
I have been looking all around Alexanderplatz for the mighty Technoviking - He is not to be seen. Technoviking, have you forsaken us? Please, answer us in our time of need, oh mighty Technoviking, and point the way to us. I left the methadone program as I thought I had found an answer to the confusion in my life, and you would tell me which water to drink, and how to protect my precious bodily fluids. Oh, please answer me Technoviking. Hear my pleas!!!!!!!!!
10 months ago
Streamlined:

Oh give it a fucking rest, will you?
10 months ago
Odd comment since you brought it up.
10 months ago
Whatever.

Go watch Fox News, Jethro.

And let the educated folks hereabouts talk.
10 months ago
Hey Canuck - Streamy can't watch TV, he doesn't own one. Instead he kneels before his statue of Bush in a trance like state, rocking to and fro, absorbing knowledge from his idol... this explains his view I guess
10 months ago
Canuck...Why the anger? You said something silly, I commented and then...tada...nothing from you. No links to articles (presumably what an educated person would do) just another bigoted response...that, surprahz surprahz surpahz, awakened the sleeping genius, Mako, who retorted with a good joke.
(Good one Mako)
So, would it be good or bad that the fires were started by Islamic terrorists or just mean and cruel people? What do you two wish? I know you don't think the fires are a good thing, but if you had your preference as to whom the arsonists would be...?
Mako- Did you happen to catch the D'Souza/Hitchens debate?
10 months ago
Pretty sure Mr Poizner has got all the insurance issues sorted out for the poor locals in So-Cal - or would you rather deride their situation further?

Whoever caused the fires, it would be God's will Streamy wouldn't it now?

Why trouble yourself "casting pearls before swine"?

Now rest in peace in front of Fox News...



Fuckwit.
10 months ago
...and on Hitchens vs D'Souza why debate something which I imagine not to exist versus you imagining it to exist?

It's a pointless and irrelevant exercise here although the debate was fun to watch

If all concepts must have a real ontological existence (ie the fact you imagine God exists means that he really does) then by equal right my imagining no such thing is just as valid.

Neither view can be proven one way or the other so the common ground is imagination.

All of us have imagination. We put it to use in different ways.

Your imagination sees Bush continuing his righteous path of imperialism, ignoring internationally acknowledged laws; whilst incorporating young earth creationism into school science and making abortion illegal worldwide.

Your imagination would also see all other belief systems belittled and derided at the expense of your own

My imagination does not. And I don't harang and condescend to others about my beliefs unless they set the tone (like you do)

So with no respect whatsoever, go get humped by a dog you pompous little suffed snake

PS Heard how amino acids (the building blocks of life) can be formed under electrical discharge... such as lightning?

PPS Here's Jacobson's letter of retraction in case you can't find it. The website it resides in will not be on your favourites list

http://www.americanscientist.org/template/AssetDetail/assetid/56234
10 months ago
Mako...the entertainment value of your bloviations is generally worth it. Knowing how desperately you seek convincing others of your smarts is what makes this all fun.

Thank you for the retraction. He retracted unsubstantiated hypothesizing with...drum roll please...more unsubstantiated hypothesizing.
Better feed that hampster in your noggin, Mako...he's getting tired and I don't think he's spinning the treadmill.
(Again, for those keeping score: Logic and Reason tossed aside in favor of submission to an expert.) You are most certainly one of the crowd.
10 months ago
Hold the phone! I didn't even comment on the nasty cuts you made with your rapier-like wit.


Here's mine: Nanny nanny boo boo...stick your head in do-do.

That makes me feel more, how should I say, a part of the crowd.
10 months ago
Fair point well made. Unsubstantiated hypothesizing you say

I believe it was this same 'unsubstantiated hypothesizing' which your creationist crowd jumped on as proof in the validity of their arguments.

Is that not the truth?

He owned up.

Your flat/young earthers haven't.
10 months ago
Mako, dearheart...
Still mining the differences between proof and evidence.

Listen closely: Please read his retraction and his reasons. They were not scientific. Why, if I didn't know better I would have to assume the old "I'm taking my ball home because you won't play my way" argument.

What have others had to say about this retraction? What were the arguments at the time? Of the myriad of unsubstantiated hypotheses about life's origins, does his have more or less credibility?

Notice he did not retract all his research that presumably lead to his conclusions.

Keep that hampster fed, Mako.
10 months ago
Rather a silly post there Streamy - It has less credibility as science has advanced far enough for him to retract. He's a good scientist who understands the advancement of knowledge and the humility of retraction

Oh... and the fact his work was being falsely touted as pro-creationist by your little witch-dipping chums

Simple. Like you
10 months ago
Streamy as you're incapable of actually absorbing secondary material when posted as a link, here are Jacobson's words:


In January 1955, American Scientist published my article, "Information, Reproduction and the Origin of Life" (Vol. 43, No. 1). I ask you to honor my request to retract two brief passages, as follows:

On page 121: "Directions for the reproduction of plans, for energy and the extraction of parts from the current environment, for the growth sequence, and for the effector mechanisms translating instructions into growth—all had to be simultaneously present at that moment [of life's birth]."

On page 125: "From the probability standpoint, the ordering of the present environment into a single amino acid molecule would be utterly improbable in all the time and space available for the origin of terrestrial life."

I have several reasons for retracting the statements. For the first passage, use of the requirement of simultaneity was a conjecture, unsupported by any proof. Separate developments of partial structures might well have occurred in an environment of randomly reacting molecules, eventually to join into one or more self-reproducing structures.

The second passage refers only to an attempt to calculate the probability that a single molecule of a particular amino acid could spontaneously form from its components. The calculation was irrelevant, as it was based on an endothermic change during an imaginary spontaneous conversion of a mixture of component atoms and molecules into glycine under adiabatic and standard conditions, with no external source of energy. Such changes cannot spontaneously take place. Molecules of increased complexity have been found, however, when necessary components are available, with the aid of ambient energy from natural or experimental systems, e.g. electrical discharges, substantial temperature gradients or contiguous compounds or elements whose chemical reactions produce free energy. All of these could have existed under early Earth conditions, and thus this passage is completely inapplicable.

*THE ABOVE IS WHERE LIGHTNING CAN COME IN STREAMY - A SCIENTIFIC PROBABILITY I THINK YOU'LL FIND*

Retraction this untimely is not normally undertaken, but in this case I request it because of continued irresponsible contemporary use by creationists who have quoted my not merely out-of-context, but incorrect, statements, to support their dubious viewpoint. I am deeply embarrassed to have been the originator of such misstatements, allowing bad science to have come into the purview of those who use it for anti-science ends.

Homer Jacobson
Brooklyn College
The City University of New York

PS Streamy you're a tit

;-p
10 months ago
I would be more impressed if he did all that with one wheel AND one leg.
10 months ago
good point cnpalmer75 (you sound like a robot) we always want more , this is the evolutional power of our nature, we will never be satisfied until we see just a torso riding a unicycle

good day sir
10 months ago
LMFAOOO!!!!!
10 months ago
Does it really matter if you're wearing a helmet while unicycling on the edge of a cliff?
10 months ago
Yes. You could bang your head on the rocks on the way down the 1000 foot drop. Wouldn't want to lose some pieces of your scalp on the way down.
10 months ago
very good!
10 months ago
My helmet is always with me
10 months ago
Is that because you ride the short bus to school?
10 months ago
very good!
10 months ago
I am just wondering what all this has to do with a decent single malt...
10 months ago
Thankfully nothing but thanks for the reminder.........now where did I hide that bottle.
10 months ago
Obviously, the biker drained the bottle already - no other explanation for his entertaining-but-only-to-someone-who's-not-doing-it " adventures. Oh...wait....abject stupidity might also be at work...

so:

My apologies to all of Scotland. Keep up the good work.
10 months ago
I am sure all the Ewoks were impressed with this guy when he was doing those tricks in the forests of Endor.
10 months ago
Lance Armstrong rides a unicycle. Well, isn't that what they call it when you only have one nut?
10 months ago
very good!
10 months ago
Holy fuck.....I swear (literally) that that first scene is from the top of the CHIEF....(or Stewamus Chief in B.C. for those that don't know).....oms...it's a small world! If I'm wrong ya better tell me, please...
10 months ago
Holy double fuck!....the whole thing was filmed in my backyard (so to speak) I never rode down those trails or jumped over those spots....but, hell ya, welcome to my fucking backyard y'all.....damn they made Vancouver look hot!.....I love my home....
10 months ago
Thank you Riza! My guessing had me North West at Washington or Oregon! But Vancouver Works just as well.

And might I add what a nice Backyard you have .)!
10 months ago
I went to Vancouver once. Just once.
10 months ago
I hear a lot of international spy's hang out in Vancouver plying there dark and mysterious trades>
Justme are you or Riza A mysterious international spy???
10 months ago
You know, randal, I could tell you....

But then I'd have to KILL you!




Or ... I'd have to call Technoviking and let him have his way with you.

LOL!! :)
10 months ago
AGAIN!? YIKEES!
10 months ago
Thanks Glumbert!
10 months ago
Oops, I shouldn't specify Vancouver....this shit was filmed all over Beautiful British Columbia.......
10 months ago
i aint pistaker. hes a pervert jerk off. riza, your a cumdodger.
10 months ago
fof

Always a pleasure reading your most eloquence postings, please do tell where does the family educate ones self, would you suggest the privately owned school of the gutter, i understand that this particular award winning school has again surpassed its self by lowering its standards even further than one could imagine.
10 months ago
HAHAHAHAAA!!

Very good!

LOL!
6 months ago
p.s. I'm not a cumdodger, I swallow.
10 months ago
Was that a 'Rockin' for Jesus' type tune? What the hell does an invisible man in the sky have to do with this? Pretty ballsy though.
10 months ago
Idiots!
4 months ago
i was hoping hed fall......
4 months ago
hear how the song said he had a calling from the lord? well keep that up and he'll be meeting him in person.
1 month ago
I have a gigantic penis.

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