Guess What? Elmo Poops Too!

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10 months ago
I *so* hate elmo.
Given the chance, I wouldn't hesitate to poo-poo on him!
10 months ago
Adds meaning to the phrase: "you'll shit bricks".
You are shit. And should be beaten with a brick.
10 months ago
What a dick wipe circus you douches have made this place as of late!
10 months ago
Elmo doesn't wipe?
10 months ago
i met this girl last night and she had no idea what it meant to worship a 12 inch statue of a dildo. she kneeled and found out it was her calling. i will marry this one.
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NOT!!!!!!!
10 months ago
Apparently you have a waterproof keyboard.
That's a shame.
10 months ago
why has glumbert not fixed flash10 player ? i have been waiting a long time, and whomever is running this has not desire or ability to answer ay questions
10 months ago
Cause they hate you.
10 months ago
And they probably won't be the only ones.
10 months ago
Alright, last post, this one is for bwb.
With the exception of that last paragraph, I agree with you almost entirely...
If you were referring to everybody taking the site seriously, I think there are some that don't, including myself.
Then again, I don't really take life in general seriously.

Don't really have much else to say, I'm just ecstatic at seeing a post like that from you, although the chances of another like it are likely very slim.
Alright.
Enough boring twitter from me.
I have a life to get back to.
10 months ago
50 seconds I'll never get back
10 months ago
I get it , take your kids favorite toy and teach them to poop with it.
My kid likes Hotwheels and Cars so I took them all, threw them in the toilet and crapped all over them. That'll teach him to poop in the potty.
10 months ago
i dont really like elmo talking shit to this kid....
fuck you elmo...when i see you im gonna fuck you up bro
10 months ago
Not even gonna bother commenting on an "Elmo" video. It's beneath my dignity. Instead, here is yet another example from my You-Gotta-Be-Effing-Kidding-Me files:

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2009/01/07/rivera-hearing.html

We gotta start booting these people out faster.

Just my own long-held opinion.
10 months ago
goddamn right. These folks signed the contract, took the paycheck, and walked out on the deal. Straight to Jail, F-ers.
And even Canada doesn't want your asses.
10 months ago
Damn straight.
I feel about the same on the topic of illegal immigrants:
There's a place they belong, and they should stay there.
And it isn't like that woman was forced into the service with a gun at her head.
She made a choice.
The other thing about that that pisses me off is how someone who has made a dumb decision can plead guilty, and get their time reduced.
Again, they made the choice.
10 months ago
i trade her for all the terrorist living in canada under house arrest now
10 months ago
I agree that she wasn't forced into service with a gun at her head. However, she probably thought she would be fighting for her country's freedom in a legitimate war not some illegal, bullshit, money driven excuse for a war. There are gangsters, murderers, rapists etc that Canada will not send back to their home counrys because they will be executed when they get there for their crimes. I'd much rather have them deported first.

PS, when the hell are they going to fix this damned site for flash 10?
10 months ago
canuck fixing the world again I see!
what a total buffoon!!!!
infinity is canucks bile.
10 months ago
this place is going nuts again.

Probably arseface and his friends / enemies in his head
10 months ago
arseface?
i'm me and nobody else you fuckpig. no aliases, no bullshit. i hust hate canuck. (and miter) wanna join the list?
10 months ago
shure
10 months ago
Kan I be on da lizt 2? Mos peepol hatez a pimp an I B feelin' left out.

Did any1 notise dat Elmo dont B wipin' he ass? I bet he gotz sheeat stukk all in he fur.
10 months ago
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10 months ago
Inmate pulls out own eye and eats it: http://news.aol.com/article/texas-inmate-pulls-out-eye-eats-it/300363

After a 6 day drug binge, I think Grover did the same thing...
10 months ago
Security at the prison reported that the inmate had just watched a video featuring the well known Elmo pooping.
10 months ago
Lovely, now he can finally escape responsibility for his crimes by claiming mental illness. I'm with China when it comes to judicial punishment.
10 months ago
So sayeth the torture-lover.

Gee, I'm shocked.

Not.
10 months ago
Here we go.

The very first of Bush-implemented fuck-ups that Obama intends to correct, and return to logn-held tradition:

http://news.sympatico.msn.ctv.ca/abc/home/contentposting.aspx?isfa=1&feedname=CTV-TOPSTORIES_V3&showbyline=True&date=true&newsitemid=CTVNews%2f20090110%2fObama_visit_090110

I'm packing, and gonna hook up with'em.

Maybe catch a hockey game....have a beer. That sort of thing.
10 months ago
Don't forget to discuss how big of a bomb to drop the Middle East.
10 months ago
Maybe you can discuss how his foreign policy is unchanged from Bush, and his fiscal bail-out policy more lavish than Bush?

If I was president, I'd visit Canada. Air Force 1 has to empty the toilet blackwater somewhere.
10 months ago
Isn't it wonderful how cunts like you love to give Bush a free-pass on just about anything and everything.....while at the same time still keep on managing to slag my nation as a whole?

Plus, isn;t it a pity that no one on Air Force One is capable of producing anything other than "blackwater" shit?

Too bad they can't shit good enough to produce a masterpiece.
10 months ago
Now I'm a cunt? Your foulness knows no limits. I'm quite certain I've never given Bush a free pass. Quite the opposite, you appear to be giving Obama a free pass, since all he's proposed so far is the same crap Bush has been doing. I guess those same ideas must just sound so much better coming from the messiah, instead of that stupid Bush right?
10 months ago
".....I'm quite certain I've never given Bush a free pass."

Swell.

Now we can add "LYING" to "CUNT" to describe you. Listen you fucking, right-wing-dick-sucking, flag-waving, backwoods, necon asshole....for the last time:

1. Bush The Fuckhead has been the Man-In-Supposed-Charge for the last 8 years, okay? Where the fuck have you been? Or did that slip by you? Oblivious, ignorant robot fucking hick.

2. Obama ain't even President YET. He gets niether condemnation OR a free pass, because he ain't even done the fucking job YET. Fucking read the goddamn news once in a while, shit-for-brains, and you'd know that.

And still no apology or acknowledgement about that slag at a whole nation, huh? That's cool. Because you know why? If I ever had the choice between being an "American" like YOU....or being a down-and-out smelly fucking rummy sleeping on a subway grate in downtown Toronto.....I'll take the fucking subway grate hands-down-flat. In a heartbeat.

Your sheer fucking ignorance and stupidity ALONE makes me want to fuckin' retch, you scum; you walking, strinking bag of clueless pus; you fucking dolt. If I had you in front of me, I'd fucking make your Saudi pals look like fuckin' Eagle Scouts, compared to what I'd fucking do to you.

The stupid do NOT deserve to live.

AT ALL.
10 months ago
Wow, either your zoloft prescription ran out a few days ago, or I struck a nerve with my casual Canada joke. Apparantly this upsets you greatly, which rather amused me.

Your ridiculous theatrical rantings have long since placed you in my permanent asshole list, and frankly your left-wing ignorant opinion is irrelevant and worthless on just about every topic. I've tried too many times to be nice. I'm all done with that now.

I will not stoop to your level, and trash all Canadians. There are good people, and serious assholes everywhere. I will say you are creating a bad image of all Canadians with your never-ending vile filth. I am glad you are not an American.

Perhaps your mother should have washed your mouth out with soap a few more times growing up, but maybe she already knew that nothing could get the cock aftertaste out of your mouth.
10 months ago
"I will not stoop to your level, and trash all Canadians"

That's nice......except for the fact that.....

You already DID, you fucking ignorant backwoods, flag-waving inbred.

Own what you fucking say.

It's boring holding you accountable all the time.

Puke face.
10 months ago
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10 months ago
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10 months ago
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