glumbert

..and I spelled weird incorrectly. Awesome. Probably the only time I'll be that "first" guy, and I mispell a word.

I'm a genius.

Oh yeah, I once watched my old roomate go through the same trouble as the guy in the video trying to stand while intoxicated. Drunks are funny from a distance.

Weird...

mispell is spelled "misspell"...one of the most commonly misspelled words.


Say that 3 times while drunk

So, there's no way you're going to believe me that I misspelled misspell on purpose to be funny. so...that backfired.


I hate being first.

First! Yes. The challenge is to see how many people claim "First."

the challenge is doing it first

LOL...then I guess second place is just the first place loser!

(Twilight Zone music playing here)

Rod Searling introduces the story of Larry Plimpton

Mr. Searling: "We meet Larry Plimpton, average drunk on the street. The passer by only sees a mans life from the outside, a drunk, maybe a man down on his luck who's had one too many.

But the awful truth is that Larry was once a successful man, who in a moment of weakness asked God to change every liquid he touched into wine!

This is his story...

Oh wow.

Excellent.

I'm a HUGE Twilight Zone fan.

Made my last posting on the "Angry" thread, and oddly enough, Rod Serling was in my head. I almost even quoted him...lol

Ev the monday morning quarterback canuck. I' away for a few days and you're still claiming stuff after the fact.

Hey Throb, you got a cottage too?It was one helluva good long weekend up here in the great white north.

Podman, your posts suck! Gay ass humor at best. They're like fucking annoying e-mails that some asshole thinks is funny and he keeps sending them to you, delete, delete, delete! The only way you could be a script writer is if you made a deal with me!

Canadian Beer. Some Yanks have a reaction to it as it has the same characteristics (taste and smell) of Moose piss.

Yes, yes it is.It's from " George W.,The college years"

It shocks me to note that not one of us has voiced a single concern for the wellbeing of this happily and harmlessly inebriated individual.

For those of you who care, it took him a while but once he'd found his car he made it home just fine so don't worry.

here fukin here, here.

You didn't see me helping him?

THAT is funny!

It's official. The secret to drinking in public is to never, I repeat, never, put your hands in your pockets.