Only because you were first I'll give you first wish.... on the lightening wish. Now choose it wisely. Lightening wishes are fucking rare!!! Chances are you'll die, like eating a 4 egg omelette. Best of luck!!
Dude, That fucker is awesome. Faulker -- or whatever. .... Minus the blatant alcoholism. WHO PUKES STANDING?!?! That's just reckless. Oh and is it just me or is Ben Franklin make a hell of a Jack Black (read some credits motherfuckers). It's also known that Ben Franklin was getting pussy past his 80's... No shit. Read a fuckin' book. I think it's called "Ben Franklin on Gittin' Down and Dusty". Anyway, he seriously had rules of picking up women. Some of these included, look for the hottest bitch in the place.... then go a step down from her. Also, go for older women, they appreciate the attention. Sneaky bastard, that guy. Either way, Senor Franklin ain't needin no hookers, to have a bastard child. It's been recorded that he may have almost 100 bastard children. I don't want no franklin-babies, I don't care how big his brains are. Wrap yo shit before you tap that shit, Mr. Franklin.
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