Infinity, what did I tell you about bragging about posting first. Don't make me come over there and bitch-slap you again. I knew that name "Infinity" sounded familiar. Wouldn't you believe I saw you on Dateline: To Catch a Predator trying to pick up 12 year olds online. You sick fuck. Get the AID and die.
I'm delighted to see my crusade to humiliate and ridicule the cretin Infinity is attracting so much support.
The next thing to happen will be that he starts crying and changes his name - but you know what? - we'll still know it's him because he is incapable of posting anything that doesn't read like a miserable, pathetic whine with about as much depth as a gob of jizz.
For my money, the Fuck Infinity campaign is saving Glumbert at the moment and is one of the few reasons anybody would log on.
I mean, does ANYBODY honestly want to read Canuck's cut and paste opinions about changing the world? I've nothing against Canuck and I'm sure he means well, but the sooner he joins up and starts ripping the shit out of Infinity the better.
Keep up the good work!!!!
Agree with it all badly except for the "I'm sure he means well", when referring to canuck. Streamlined nailed it well months ago. He said that canuck's sole purpose in cut and pasting was to try to make himself look good, not to inform or debate. I agree with Streamlined which is why I despise the bastard.
Your prerogative throbber. Personally I don't have a big problem with Canuck. He wears his heart on his sleeve and I sometimes lose the will to live when trying to plough through his messages, but compared to Infinity he is an intellectual giant and candidate for the Nobel peace Prize.
But then, compared to Infinity, Donald Duck is an intellectual giant.
The video - drivel.
The attacks on infinity - justified but a bit tiresome and predictable, although some of the insults are pretty good.
I had to take a lot of crap in my life because I have a face like an arse, but (and here's a tip infinity) don't go looking for allies. It just makes you look weak and wimpish. Fight back young man! Fight the good fight!
Infinity! Oh Infinity! Wherefore art thou Infinity?
Come to the party little boy. Come and play with the big boys. That's a nice new bike you have there. Let me ride it please. Oh please. Thankyou.
Haw haw! I just stole it and sold it to your mother's pimp as a getaway vehicle.
Infinity - where are you? I just shat on your grave!
Haw haw!
If this man infinity came to the ice floe and bored my calf to death with his ramblings, I would roll on him and crush him with my immense blubber. And if this man badlywipedbuttocks came to the ice floe with his vitriol, I would roll on him too.
The frozen wastes would be a better place without them.
Oh mighty elephantseal. Your wisdom again shines through. But if I, the honeybadger, found the moron Infinity near my lair, I would first speak to him in dulcet tones, and, having lulled him into a false sense of security, would then rip him limb from limb with my razor sharp teeth and slashing claws. His squeals of pain would give me pleasure, and the night sky would echo to his boyish protestations.
If the man badlywipedbuttocks came to congratulate me on my act, I would first converse with him as a brother, and then, when his defense was low, would pounce, snarling and tearing at his helpless flesh. He would put up a fight, but that would only make my efforts greater. He would die in mortal agony, thrashing around in his own life blood until there was not a trace of him left. Every muscle, sinew and bone would be devoured.
And the world would be a better place.
Out of retirement and glad to be back on Glumbert.
Ram it up you while you're young!
Nothing much to see here.
'cept of course the fight with poor old Infin. He won't win, but it's kinda compelling to see just how evil other posters can be.
That's what the internet is for!
Jeez! I just did another ten days inside and come back to this shit!
Great sport by the looks. Good to see rammer and the badger and elephant back. Nice to see AF too. But who the fuck is this Infin guy?
Cannon fodder that's who. Get him inside for a week and see how he likes that.
Cheers.
anyone here that has a problem with me, last chance. reply to this, one post for each of you, and clearly state what i have done that gives you a valid reason for such slander. if i find that i have, in fact, been doing something wrong in that area, i will strive to change it. if you are really just a bunch of over-zealous assholes that randomly pick someone to spew shit at, then keep it to yourself. you hear me? i am APOLOGIZing for anything offensive i have done. i have made an effort to fix this; the rest is up to you.
if anyone else is interested in keeping some semblance of peace in glumbert, now is your chance to make it happen. just accept my apology, and drop any unjust grudges you have.
Apology not accepted loser!
You can't change. You are pathetic. The only honorable thing to do is to leave Glumbert forever and give everybody - and I mean everybody, including those you think are your "friends" - a rest from your moronic posts.
BTW, as I've said, I don't know who your other critics are, but I'd be very surprised if it's just one person. Do you really think you only irritate me and one other?
Get a grip ladyboy.
you blew your last chance you pathetic excuse for a male human being. by the way, if your equipment was much smaller, you would need a microscope to see it.
That's better ladyboy. Now you're cooking by gas. Oscar Wilde would have been envious of your stunning wit and repartee.
Sorry - you're just proving my point. I think I preferred you when you rolled over and squealed for help.
Come on guys - go for the little shit!!
squeeled for help? and whp are you gonna rally, your useless aliases? look, save yourself the trouble and go ask someone else to screw you up the ass, cuz i ain't doin' it.
really? congradualtions on proving yourself to be a total shit-for-brains. if you don't know that one, i can think of hundreds of others you wouldn't know.
hey infinty, why don't you join in the fun? you know, i think it woud be more fun for both of us to nail this little shit to the wall, rather then you letting me do it all by myself. c'mon, you know you want to.
I'm bored now. I think I preferred you when you were being a snivelling, sycophantic little creep. I am now heading off to fuck your sister. Bye for now, but don't relax. I'll be back. Just when you don't expect it.
Haw haw haw!
don't have any sisters. by the way, you already said something like that also notice you have absolutely no retort to all the above. none. all that time, and THIS is all you can come up with? is that ALL??
well that was intresting, since I've out of school for sometime I really haven't had to hear stuff like that posted above.
Now make up and Q will take you both for ice cream.
I am The Prober. My probing is eternal and freely given. Those who desire to be probed will be. I seek no reward, except the knowledge that mankind will benefit from my probing. Infinity - you say you wish to be probed. Are you sure? I know you are a trouble soul, and much beset by the taunts and evil sayings of others. Deep within yourself there lies a bright light - a light that could help illuminate the world. You will find your niche, fear not. Your present occupation is not for you. Grow wings and fly. Take risks, be true to yourself and have no fear of ridicule. Your latent homosexuality is not a cause for shame. Perhaps a position as cabin crew on an airline would set you free. Do not bottle up your real emotions. The love of another man is just as beautiful as any other love. Open yourself up to your fellow man. Do not hide in the dark closet of sexual repression. Let your feminine side burst through and bask in the realisation that there are millions just like you. Break away from your mother - she loves you as only a mother can, but you must become yourself. And these magazines! Stop reading them now. There is a whole world of literature out there which will open your mind and liberate your heart. I am The Prober. I probe the deepest recesses of man's psyche. I am omnipotent, all-seeing and all-powerful. Tremble in the presence of The Prober!
There once was a fellow called Probe Who had an extremely big knob; It swung in the breeze And stretched down to the knees Of that donkey-hung fellow called Probe. He probed a young man called Infin, And told him he took the cock in; But Infin couldn't say If he really was gay, So he tossed himself off in the bin.
I think, Mr Infinity, that you should accept what the great Probing man tells you. Everyone else does. You are in danger of looking like an even bigger asshole than I thought you were. You don't tell the Prober anything. He tells us. Got it? That's the form. Now grow up before I join the morons who are attacking you. Be a good little boy now, and run along.
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