The Most Dramatically Normal Day Ever

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8 months ago
8 months ago
Bitches!
8 months ago
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8 months ago
This reminds me of something. Oh yeah!
http://www.wepsite.de/The Day Nothing Happened.htm
8 months ago
well on this day something actually did happen...
BBC NEWS

Canadian diplomatic training maual puts US on 'torture list'

".....
The United States has been listed as a country where prisoners are at risk of torture in a training document produced by the Canadian foreign ministry.
It also classifies some US interrogation techniques as torture.

The manual - part of a training course on torture awareness for diplomats - also includes Israel, China, Iran and Afghanistan on its watch list.

The manual lists US interrogation techniques as torture".

There was no immediate response from either the US or Israel.
8 months ago
I guess that makes us the hub on the axis of evil.
8 months ago
Canada rules by the way.
8 months ago
canada rules canada
as it should be
8 months ago
Are you kidding me.....lately just living in this country is torture!
8 months ago
It is about time. We have tortured people around the world enough these past 5 years,
8 months ago
Miter....you're too much.

LOL!
8 months ago
That was actually quite a funny video. I liked it.

Chuck:

I'm surprised no one else has twigged onto that headline. LOL! Can you believe that?? WE put the United States on a "torture watch list". LOL!

But don't sweat it.....Washington kicked up a fuss, cried foul....and now Ottawa has backed off, promising they'd "amend it".

Gawd, what a world we live in.

LOL!
8 months ago
he he, I hope they amend it in the same spirit as the "hitch hikers guide to the galaxy" has amended its entry about earth.
8 months ago
also
it was revealed last week that he u.s. government will begin drafting legislation alowing the monitoring all internet and email traffic (i have no doubt they already are).
please remember that part of the new patriot act allows broad prosecutorial powers (including the suspension of habeas corpus) concerning the distribution of material considered to be contrary to the governments war on terror.....
like disagreeing with it
8 months ago
I think it's time for another Revolution....yes?

(I just thought of that Beatles song...LOL!)
8 months ago
canuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHQ7Prwh7Gc
ok now i'll really really try to shut up
itz just that so much is happening so fast
8 months ago
mr cunuck1963 (I just thought of that Beatles song...LOL!) what dose that mean what is a beatles song is that a metaphor for something?
8 months ago
Ummmmmm........

You're kidding me.....right?
8 months ago
i googled the beatles and now know what you mean ps great song (revolution) they dont make songs like that these days. you gotta understand i have been spoonfed MTV simpsons et cetera - thats my generation and your worried about Geore W wait till my gen gets in power.
8 months ago
Understood, Mr. Teeny.

But I hope you understand that you've accomplished something within me, that NO ONE here on Glumbert has EVER been able to do:

You worried me.

For real.

Regards,

C.
8 months ago
Calm down canuck, "getting in power" likely has a different meaning for that generation. I guess the first thing that happens is nothing...
8 months ago
ok i'll shutup now
8 months ago
Thanks Chuck.

How sad to look back and see just how far we have fallen.
8 months ago
Thanks Chuck! I wish I had a vote, because this man truly seems to have his head screwed on right.
8 months ago
really
8 months ago
These kids better study cause they have no talent! Better yet join Geo's army
8 months ago
Facebook and a Psychospace must not be working for the kids...
8 months ago
wheeeeeee...............uhhh, yah....stilll....................wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
8 months ago
oops, posted wrong again....see below.
8 months ago
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How many is a few? How many aliases do I need to have to totally eliminate UDB?
8 months ago
Ummm Sven......You have enough multiple personalities that I figured that would have been enough, however I guess I have penetrated your deppest, sickest, most perverted personality. Maybe 5-6 aliases you will need.
8 months ago
gee, I've never been penetrated before.
8 months ago
You sure? Bicycle seat posts do count!
8 months ago
Glumbert, a suggestion: At a forum in Germany which I visit frequently users can rate postings positive or negative which generates a reputation for the user who posted. This in turn influences how much their rating of a post is counting.

I think this is a good way to prevent people from just clicking someone away who has an opinion they don't like rather than getting rid of spammers and destructive posters.
8 months ago
Thankyou for your prompt action!
8 months ago
dam-it I missed whatever happened. Fill mein please.
8 months ago
FIRST
8 months ago
Buy more guns people. Then when someone tries to take away your rights.........shoot them. It's what the founding fathers intended.

My, how uncivilized!
8 months ago
AND out of left field comes...weinerdog! Too much alcohol there weinie?
8 months ago
Although you didn't intend too be...you are partially right, the "rights" to protect with a "gun" or any other deadly weapon (there are many) would be...

...the right to self defense, the right to live and breath, the right to protect yourself and loved ones, the right to protect those that cannot protect themselves from violent criminals...just like our founding fathers intended!

Uncivilized you say? I say those rights are the very thing that keeps us civilized!

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.


Tyranny is the exercise of some power over a man, which is not warranted by law, or necessary for the public safety. A people can never be deprived of their liberties, while they retain in their own hands, a power sufficient to any other power in the state.

Noah Webster


Go out and buy a (domestically manufactured) gun today, the life you save may be one you care about!
8 months ago
So how come GWB ain't worm food (vis a vis using guns to protect your rights, is what I meant)?
8 months ago
Actually that's probably more out of "right" field politically.
8 months ago
Miter- I wasn't being facitious, I am a big proponent of gun ownership. If that right is taken away from us we have truly lost all hope as a free people.
8 months ago
Oh.

So how come a lot of the other western nations who DO have strict gun control laws---and in some cases outright gun bans--enjoy the same amount of freedom (and in some cases, more) that you do?

Just trying to understand what connection you're making to owning a handgun or assault weapon (or whatever) as a private citizen.....to having "freedom", or being a "free nation", or a "free people".

Please clarify.
8 months ago
Hello everybuuuuddddy! I like the video, it's cute fluff. Makes me wish I was in college again with a witty imagination and spare time. However, no longer having much spare time or being in college.....can someone out there help me be lazy. Is there any particular video that I should watch that has been posted over the last couple of days or should I skip them all? Thanks for contributing to my general ennui.
8 months ago
riza
i don't know you
and never will
but there is a song i'm listening to right now that i think you might like
by pink
"who knew"
it's good
hell your good
in fact most of us are good
no..i take that last one back
8 months ago
Thank you for the song tip. I really did like. I liked it on so many levels and I was able to apply those words to many issues in my life (aw crap, I'm sounding too girlish again). Anyhow, I could apply it from Glumbert to politics to my ex to my current to my daughter etc......who knew?....You're one smart mofo aren't ya?

Love, Nik
8 months ago
P.S. I just got a kick outta clicking inappropriate on the appropriate posting of 'Glumbert'. Give it a try..........you'll like it. Betcha it doesn't work thou'. Double dog dare ya.
8 months ago
is it wrong for me to feel godlike? Nope. (Whoever signed up as Glumbert I apologize, but it was fun that my little prank worked, cheers :-))
8 months ago
What next?! I am almost at the point where I will have to leave Glumbert forever. Not that anybody would care.
I may have a face like an arse, but I do know that all great empires eventually fall. Of course, we shouldn't be elitist, but the standard of person currently signing up to this site isn't exactly inspiring.
8 months ago
arseface, hang in there. please!
8 months ago
I agree. Many of the new members are kinda ruining the glumbert environment.

Nothing lasts forever.
8 months ago
ive only joined a few months ago if im not wanted here just say so i will go no hard feelings i enjoy reading others opinions and sometimes i learn something. "standard of person currently signing up to this site isn't exactly inspiring" maybe you could INSPIRE others to learn with your postings cause i know dickheads (hell iv been known 2 act like 1) and all your going 2 get by posting comments like that are more dickhead behavior. PS do you think Glumbert is really going to start choosing who stays and who dosnt how will he judge dickheadness.plus he wants more members so youtube can by him/her/them out.
8 months ago
Don't sweat it, Teeny.

Ya just got to roll with it, is all.

Most of the folks around here are quite engaging and intelligent, you'll find.
8 months ago
canuck1963 i have to admit i am a fan of yours i really enjoy reading your posts (not so much the long ones put that 2 ADD) i know your a smart guy thats clear 2 see i have 2 admit here and now that i dumb it down a bit usually to get a bite and stir things up a bit i was hoping you were going to rip into me about the beatles. your more patient than i thought.
8 months ago
mrteeny - All are welcome who try to build the site up. I think we are discussing the spammers, and the comments that have nothing to offer. Like the blank spaces, what does that mean?
8 months ago
Well, Mr. Tweety....patience is SUPPOSED to be a virtue, and there have been some around here the past few months that even Job wouldn't have had the patience for.

Thank you for the kind words, btw.

Humblest Regards,

C.
8 months ago
teeny, there is a difference between "stupidity" and "lack of knowledge", the latter one can be helped.
8 months ago
arse....losing your bright views and clever tongue would be truly regretable. Stick around, eh?

mrteeny....I think you've made the cut. Join the crew.
8 months ago
your right.
who cares.
lets get more ADVERTS on. nobody notices its hapening. this site sucks anyway.
8 months ago
riza, pod.
Do you think we have a chance?

destroyer.
Where the hell did you come from?
8 months ago
Well if we keep posting with intelligence the real losers may get tired and just go back to youtube. I have never used the inappropriate button until this last week or so. I feel that even a idiot has a right to a opinion. But some of these idiots just post blank space! A reflection of their personality I suppose.
8 months ago
They'll fade away eventually.

Sooner or later.

Just watch.
8 months ago
BTW:

I guess there is no more "terrorist threat":

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080118/ap_on_go_pr_wh/security_grants;_ylt=AkOvYPNjLBt0lKHJbYv52leyFz4D

Gee, since the Bush admin. is cutting port security, transit security and emergency management programs..........

Does this mean the "War On Terror" is over?

Golly.

I guess I must have missed Georgie-Boys declaration of "Mission Accomplished II".
8 months ago
My quick read of this is a diversion of funds. But I'm sick right now, so I may be wrong. Add it to the other billions that have disappeared during the reign of GWB.

I see another proposal for more tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans. It has never worked in the past, it is not working now, but they will "Stay the course" on this economic raping of America.
8 months ago
I can't figure out something here, though, Podster:

In each and every single military engagement in U.S. history, the sitting President has ALWAYS has to raise taxes in some way, shape or form to PAY for the venture. Yet the Commander-Guy who's in charge now, repeatedly maintains he will NOT raise taxes AT ALL. Meanwhile, he's got two wars on the go! I don't get it.

And people are wondering "if" we're gonna be in a recession???

Bruddah, when you add up that kind of math, it's not a question at all of "if"....but of "when".

After the stock markets plummeting the way they did yesterday, coupled along with this whole sub-prime mess.....

well, it ain't good....is it?

Ya can't spend money you don't have......or money you ain't replacing from another source.
8 months ago
I'm using my tax refund to move to canada!
8 months ago
C - Yes you are correct. It is becoming apparent even to usually uninformed, that when you spend more than you earn, then there is trouble down the road.

If there is one thing Americans understand it's debt.

The recession is already here IMHO. The world markets reflect the growing knowledge that GWB's spending is without end, and that the result intended or otherwise will be the collapse of the US economy.

The wealthy elite may be looking forward to recession or depression, because when that happens it increases their relative wealth by default.

Result; a new slave class for a new gilded age.
8 months ago
LOL@gymyg!!
8 months ago
canuck
the concern many have is that while private equity has dried up foreign governments are more that eager to take their place. the result would compromise the integrity of the legislative and judicial branch
i think it's already happening...totalitarian regimes ex.(China) now control huge sums and will gain ever increasing power....
everybody knows this
nobody will talk about it
they love a weak dollar
and they love the bush
8 months ago
Maybe so.

Maybe so.

But after reading this, I know it ain't over....it's just starting:

http://news.sympatico.msn.ctv.ca/TopStories/ContentPosting.aspx?feedname=CTV-TOPSTORIES_V2
8 months ago
it's called fiscal irresponsibility
8 months ago
By Jonathan Stempel

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Bank of America Corp said on Tuesday quarterly profit sank 95 percent, hurt by more than $7 billion of losses tied to write-downs, poor trading decisions and mounting credit woes.
8 months ago
chuck - And for some reason BOA just bought the deficit laden CountryWide Corp?
8 months ago
mr pod

in my opinion
the money guys are being given enough time to
recieve more tax incentives, move assets to a more secure position like
t bills, commodities and the shell game called currency trading....

just an opinion

in order not to offend anybody i plan to act humble
8 months ago
i recant that last statement
t bills will be a short term cushion with no real profit margin, commodities are maxed out
usually the stock market and commodities are inversely proportional
but we are in uncharted waters
foreign markets like new zealand are being recommended but i don't know
it's interesting that if you look at the real price of oil its changed very little..
the weakened dollar is the real problem..and every time the fed lowers interest rates it hurts the average consumer
8 months ago
Nope, oil is up significantly. The dollar lost around 15% over the last 12 months, but oil about doubled.
8 months ago
you are wrong
if we were on a gold standard it would be about the same
8 months ago
8 months ago
He is right about that. But the gold comparison is not correct as it is no longer a currency standard for any nation.

Actually if the dollar were based on gold the USA would be so totally bankrupt that the wohl nation could probably not afford to fill up a single car.

The important comparison he makes is that between the Dollar and the Euro, it shows how badly the USA perform economically in international comparison.

But in any case he is not going to be the next president, he is too rational to actually win the election. People tend to vote for the biggest liar.
8 months ago
8 months ago
So what's up is there an attack on glum, I seem to be missing it, is it the rapid posts with not reply that's getting ars' upset?
8 months ago
gymyg
Some prick has been putting on links to ads and generally being a dickhead. It pisses me off, though I suppose you have to admire his nerve.
8 months ago
....and there is the cretin sid, sidd -whatever - with his completely unfunny shit and some other scumbag who is putting on huge white space.
8 months ago
US interest rate cut by three quarters of one percent! Panic panic panic!
Dive! Dive! Dive!
8 months ago
arseface
the combined rate cuts over the past few weeks are the largest in 24 yrs...
the problem is the weakened dollar and strong inflation...
this will exaserbate the situation...
panic is a possibility...
but why
8 months ago
Well.

It's happening.

It's happening as I type.

AS I TYPE.

Various world economies are starting to tank, and I'm not even gonna bother cutting-and-pasting any of it, mostly because anyone with half a fuckin' brain can see and read it for themselves. And why is this happening? Well, that's the real infuriating part. I've ALWAYS said that the U.S. is a powerful country, especially in terms of its economic clout. So, when it fails to spend, manage or otherwise handle its money and ecnomic policies in a fiscally prudent manner......then fuckin' EVERYONE'S gonna feel it.

EVERYONE.

This can boil down to two very simple reasons:

1. The U.S. Federal Reserve is NOT a branch of the government; they are a PRIVATE bank (did ya know that?); plus.....they are the ones who's policies started this whole goddamn fucking ball rolling. They are completely out of goddamn control, and needed some form of government intervention/regulation YEARS ago. But, because they've pretty well been left to their own devices, they've gotten stupid, greedy and careless. And current events are the actual results. Only Fox Fuckin' "News" says different. Go figure. Great. Have a nice day, Bill O'Leilly and Neil Cavuto, you lying, pukey neocon shitsucking sonsofathousandwhores. Your big private bank sold out a once-grand Republic, and now it's time to pay the fuckin' piper. And their likes STILL sit on their well-paid/insulated asses, and tell everyone, "don't worry---be happy". Assholes.

2. AS always, the buck HAS to stop somewhere....right? You guessed it: Good ol' G. Dubya. Numero Uno. I usually get sick and tired when people tell me, "WTF...you think YOU got ALL the answers???" Look, you don't have to be a fuckin' Brainiac to see how differently this fuckin' mush could have handled this: You KNOW who attacked you; you know WHERE he/they attacked you; you know WHERE he/they werer hiding. Next, you all sorts of talented people at your disposal, so you take one small unit, say, from Green Berets, Navy SEALS, Delta Force Commandos or any other specialized and honed fighting unit. You say to them thusly: "Here are your orders....you will NOT eat, sleep, drink, rest, fart, piss, fuck, shit or vomit AT ALL, until you have found this cocksucker responsible, hear me? You will NOT REST UNTIL YOU HAVE NAILED HIM. You will have NO other priorities in your mortal fuckin' existences.....until his carcass is attarcting flies. Dismissed." Now, with your SMALL, but efficient and deadly crack unit.....you sit back, and let them do their jobs. The Israeli Mossad is famous for their talents in similar matters. What you DON'T need, is the entire 101st fucking Airborne going in somewhere that's completely useless and pointless......and have them shoot bullitts in the air for a great show (especially when the asshole you want, is watching this, and laughing his sadistic, nutty ass off). See, all Bin Laden ever said was "We will not defeat America on a battlefield; we shall defeat her slowly.....by bleeding her dry, and one drop at a time, if need be." And what does George Fuckin' Dubya do?

HE FUCKIN' FALLS FOR IT!!!

Yeah, I'm pissed off. REAL pissed off.

Because so much has been wasted.....and more will be wasted still.

Fuck.
8 months ago
My God Can, my eyes are misting.... Pulse is racing... Head throbbing.... Brow is sweating.... Getting dizzy......
8 months ago
Sounds to me like you're in love.

LOL!
8 months ago
C - We have been down this road before. But IMHO the goal was never to do harm to Bin Laden. He is a necessary pawn in a global chess game, and when the time comes he will be removed from the board, but not until more important pieces are positioned for some purpose of those who are playing the game.

Bin Laden knows he is being played, and plans accordingly.

Question is who is smarter Bin Laden or GWB?
8 months ago
Funny question, a brick is smarter than GWB.
8 months ago
C, Here's some interesting info, sure to quantify some of your past remarks!

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/false-statements-before-war-study-says/20080123065109990001
8 months ago
Miter:

Kinda begs the question:

Where were the mainstream media during all of this? Why weren't THEY doing their fucking jobs in the run-up to this crap? Instead of waving Ol' Glory around, helping egg everyone on?

Not much different between them and "Pravda", y'know?

Assholes.
8 months ago
Especially if you take into account that most of the European media WAS doing their job, as did the intelligence services. For some reason only the British and the Spanish governments came to the same conclusions the the US government.
8 months ago
Good God Canuck!
Are you sure you're Canadian? I thought you were all boring, accepting one-dimensional types (no offence). Incidentally, I agree 90% with what you say.
8 months ago
We usually are....until we've had some beer and bacon.

Then it's KA-POW!

LOL!
8 months ago
arse, was that the first time you saw canuck in action?

The interesting thing about the whole situation is that much of this mess is also caused by the skyrocketing expenses due to the wars. Likely if the markets do really crash now it will be the end of the Dollar as the leading currency. GWB may go into history as the president who turned the USA into a second tier nation.
8 months ago
"canuck in action"?

LOL!

You make it sound as though I'm leading a bayonet-charge.

LOL!
8 months ago
You know the pen is mightier than the sword. In this case it is a keyboard.

LOL!

I just realised that I do actually have a few customers who make keyboards for which that is not just a metapher, a stainless steel keyboard likely can take a couple of blows from a sword :)
8 months ago
It happened about 20 hours ago

Guardian headline: Black monday recession fears spark global share crash

FTSE suffers biggest fall since 9/11

I'm trying to sell my house, i have a feeling i may not get what i want
8 months ago
Bad idea right now.

I could kick myself for not following my instinct that told me to kick out my Apple stocks three weeks ago. Definitely would want to move my money into a different market now...
8 months ago
The markets are rallying to a certain extent. The Bank of England will probably cut about a quarter of one percent within the next month or so. If you can sit on bricks and mortar, then do so.
The secret is to accept it's beyond the average Glumberter's control - either that or take to the barricades!
I have a face like an arse, so I tend to not worry too much. Markets rise and markets fall.
The only real philosophical question that needs to be asked about the global economy is whther or not we should commit suicide.
8 months ago
Where are the barricades and what time does the show start?
8 months ago
Luckily
The glumbert fiat currency based on nothing but good will is as stong as ever
8 months ago
Ah, Riza likes Chuck. It's the beard isn't it? C'mon, admit it, it's the beard.
8 months ago
^^^^^^^^^^^
Meant for below
8 months ago
ummmmmm....(taps chucky on the shoulder)....what does 'stong' mean? I'm guessing a really strong dong. Am I right?
8 months ago
ok we'll go with it,,,
on the glumbert currency
8 months ago
and yes actually i do
8 months ago
Ah, Riza likes Chuck. It's the beard isn't it? C'mon, admit it, it's the beard.
8 months ago
You know you're my favourite Billy. And I soooo mean no disrespect to your wife, I just get a good vibe from you. Now turn away while I tell your wife why you caught my eye. When I was 5 years old I had a crush on Billy (no, not your Billy) his name was Billy Lippset......now it's still true I got the nerve to respond to the alias 'LordandMaster' but I had enjoyed billy's post before initially because of the sentimental connection. It's a weird thing when you first enter this world......you're kinda shy.....but, if you're a geek like me I guess you warm up to the nice ones. Your Billy (even after I realized he wasn't LordandMaster) he still shone through. You're a lucky woman. Again, I stress, I'm a happily (alright sometimes furious, aren't we all?) married woman. I guess what I'm thinkin' right now is.....if my husband was on this site, I would hope he would garner the same respect, admiration and laughter that your man does. Congratulations!
Sincerely,
Nikki
8 months ago
A beard is useful to retain vomit for later in the day.
8 months ago
Yeah, and keep your teeth together so you can retain the hard parts for anouther round...
8 months ago
1 more tiresome reminder..and then i shall go into exile...as you are probably sick of my stuff by now
the government lied about the war
the government lies about real inflation...(look at how the feds calculate it)
inflation impoverishes those who can least afford it
war kills more poor people than rich
war (historically) leads to inflation
inflation creates poverty
it's a tragic spiral
i don't mean to sound pedantic
i just don't think most people get it
sometimes there really is karma
8 months ago
Who's "sick" of your stuff, Chuck?

Never bothered me none.

We all add what we do, Bruddah.
8 months ago
chuck - We need you here if we are to overcome godswrath.

And don't forget only those who collect unemployment are considered unemployed.
8 months ago
chuck - at times, you've been a real pain in the butt...but the site would be seriously lessened by your departure (to an even greater extent that it was enriched by your arrival...you've evolved nicely).

Stick around...you're too bright to leave us without your better insights.
8 months ago
I can't count the times I have anticipated the almighty Glumbert Hammer from the amazing people on this site. I have so let myself get carried away on this site more times than I can count. Sometimes when I check up on things a few days later I assume that my ass has been shut down....by Glumbert and/or many of the best posters or any poster for that matter. Anyhow, if they let me ride under the radar then trust me.....you are welcome, and don't forget..............everyone loves Chucky!
8 months ago
Stick around chuck.
7 months ago
dosent look that normal to me

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