glumbert

whatever

hurray somebody who didnt leap at first *kisses*

All he had to do was get a hummer and he passed. What caused the affect, homofo!
Glumbert how come I'm the 999,999th person all the time?

I do like their show on showtime. Why couldn't I make money with my strange sense of unhumor, most of the time I was sent to the VP office.

Todays Darwin Award gos to:
ST. ALBANS (AP) — The body of an 80-year-old ice fisherman missing since last week was found Monday in a submerged truck in Lake Champlain, authorities said.

James Hance, of St. Albans, never returned home from a fishing trip Thursday.

On Monday morning, two of his friends spotted his Toyota truck submerged in about 7 feet of water as they drilled holes with an ice auger, searching for the truck.

State police divers recovered Hance's body from inside the truck.

When I was in junior high, all I wanted was a girl with nice tits.

In high school, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now all I want is a girl with nice tits.

quote:

'religion doesn't want a kingdom in heaven in wants politcial power on earth'

saw this in the 'new humanist' , what a great magazine, check out there website

Also argued that religious faith should be a sub-category, with a choice of atheistic faith being an option, i believe this to be true

Finally, liberty is only an element of freedom, to gain total freedom one has to decide ones faith through self control. having freedom and being open to all elements of freedom will lead to the opposite of freedom.

Hello people, how you all doing, pod, canuck, miter, bill, free, randal, chas, chuck, riza, UDB, peace!!

I didn't know Streamlined was a "DRAMA" teacher as well.

The vid, kind of amusing. But then, my sense of humor has always been a little off the beaten track. I never know what will strike me funny and what won't. It depends. Anyone ever hear Kathleen Madigan? That woman strikes my funny bone, like nobody else.

Fraulein Freetobe!

Doctor Strangelove is ein amusing film shot in black und vite by ze vell known director Stanley Kubrick, in vich Peter Sellers plays three parts - ze President of ze USA, ein Englisher RAF officer, und ein German nuclear scientist (Doctor Strangelove). Zere are von or two funny lines in it - "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room" is von of ze better vons.
I kvite liked ze movie, but I sink Sellers vos ein bit over ze top in his portrayal of Strangelove. Ze German accent vos very stupid und not atall realistic......
By ze vay - sankyou for trying mein blog!