glumbert

2 months ago

first! (on a roll!)

2 months ago

Since I'll probably never be this high again, I should probably introduce myself; thereby opening myself up to insults and abuse.

Actually, it might not be so bad. Normally when I go looking for abuse, it costs me $100.

You get what you pay for though...after all they are professionals. They have training, certificates, and specialized equipment. So far as I can tell, Glumbertians are amateurs.

Anyway.....I'm Jurassic (though I thought about 'Trashcan Man' as an homage to Randallflagg. I'm from Vancouver (the real one - not the pretender in southern Washington).

Most importantly, I don't plan to be one of the pinheads that trade mindless insults back and forth. Hopefully my posts will be mildly amusing.

That's it folks. Glad to be a member. Bring on the abuse!!!

podman

2 months ago

insult, insult, and abuse.

manolo

2 months ago

jurassic - we want a pic on your profile - then we can abuse that.

2 months ago

I'll see what I can do. Would you prefer from the shoulders up....or the waist down?

2 months ago

slap, slap, slap

arseface

2 months ago

Feck.

2 months ago

Brilliant advice! About ten years to late though. Can replacement balls be bought on Ebay?

2 months ago

Nothings better than calling your 3rd wife by your 1st wife while screwing your 2nd wife??????????? whatever.

2 months ago

ROFL ... you are screwed Jimmy

davesnothere

2 months ago

Three wives......yeah, I'd say he's literally screwed again, and again

chaz

2 months ago

.....obviously, he's not looking for sympathy......relief, maybe, but sympathy, I guess not......

goldbardeb

2 months ago

He's pretty funny!

turbocop99

2 months ago

Fake.

goldbardeb

2 months ago

Which? His guitar style or his lyrics?!

turbocop99

2 months ago

I just don't think it really happened. Just special effects. That man doesn't exist.

2 months ago

Are you guys taking notes? LOL Especially you Buggy ... his wife is as mean as a pit viper ... just ask him :P

thebug

2 months ago

Hm, you mean she would be less mad if I did not say such obvious things to her? Funny.

2 months ago

I was sure she was hotterthanafreashfuckedfoxinaforestfire.

shakarra

2 months ago

Wow, that song was pretty funny. XD

cumbucket

2 months ago

suck on my balls

goldbardeb

2 months ago

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I really wouldn't want to see you every day.

2 months ago

A cumbucket has balls?

oldron

2 months ago

Good job. Made me smile.

2 months ago

Ok about my wives, Ally was a highschool sweetheart, she died of Cancer when she was 24, Nancy(nag) was #2, the good lord should of taken her, Mig is the 3rd and last (she lied about having $), it's not how many you've had, it's how many you pay. Oh and the wonderful kids, you only think about the good times.
I've said that married men live longer but, it just seems longer.

thebug

2 months ago

Marital time dilation. There are speculations that women warp space in a peculiar way after being married.

2 months ago

women warp space??? no shit? I wasn't in that class ... dammit!

thebug

2 months ago

Are you married? That class is for married women only.

chaz

2 months ago

gym - Mary died of cancer at age 50.........Beth is my new love, now of 17 years. I'm a bit of a prick as a husband......don't like mowing the lawn, or such....but I am so fortunate....Beth endures, tho' sometimes he suffering gets a bit annoying.

Most of that was joking.....but my first lady.......well.........time doesn't always erase the soft recollections of good times. Sorry to get poetic.