What You Don't Say To Your Wife

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First:jurassic
1 year ago
first! (on a roll!)
1 year ago
Since I'll probably never be this high again, I should probably introduce myself; thereby opening myself up to insults and abuse.

Actually, it might not be so bad. Normally when I go looking for abuse, it costs me $100.

You get what you pay for though...after all they are professionals. They have training, certificates, and specialized equipment. So far as I can tell, Glumbertians are amateurs.

Anyway.....I'm Jurassic (though I thought about 'Trashcan Man' as an homage to Randallflagg. I'm from Vancouver (the real one - not the pretender in southern Washington).

Most importantly, I don't plan to be one of the pinheads that trade mindless insults back and forth. Hopefully my posts will be mildly amusing.

That's it folks. Glad to be a member. Bring on the abuse!!!
1 year ago
insult, insult, and abuse.
1 year ago
jurassic - we want a pic on your profile - then we can abuse that.
1 year ago
I'll see what I can do. Would you prefer from the shoulders up....or the waist down?
1 year ago
slap, slap, slap
1 year ago
Feck.
1 year ago
Brilliant advice! About ten years to late though. Can replacement balls be bought on Ebay?
1 year ago
Nothings better than calling your 3rd wife by your 1st wife while screwing your 2nd wife??????????? whatever.
1 year ago
ROFL ... you are screwed Jimmy
1 year ago
Three wives......yeah, I'd say he's literally screwed again, and again
1 year ago
.....obviously, he's not looking for sympathy......relief, maybe, but sympathy, I guess not......
1 year ago
He's pretty funny!
1 year ago
Fake.
1 year ago
Which? His guitar style or his lyrics?!
1 year ago
I just don't think it really happened. Just special effects. That man doesn't exist.
1 year ago
Are you guys taking notes? LOL Especially you Buggy ... his wife is as mean as a pit viper ... just ask him :P
1 year ago
Hm, you mean she would be less mad if I did not say such obvious things to her? Funny.
1 year ago
I was sure she was hotterthanafreashfuckedfoxinaforestfire.
1 year ago
Wow, that song was pretty funny. XD
1 year ago
suck on my balls
1 year ago
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I really wouldn't want to see you every day.
1 year ago
A cumbucket has balls?
1 year ago
Good job. Made me smile.
1 year ago
Ok about my wives, Ally was a highschool sweetheart, she died of Cancer when she was 24, Nancy(nag) was #2, the good lord should of taken her, Mig is the 3rd and last (she lied about having $), it's not how many you've had, it's how many you pay. Oh and the wonderful kids, you only think about the good times.
I've said that married men live longer but, it just seems longer.
1 year ago
Marital time dilation. There are speculations that women warp space in a peculiar way after being married.
1 year ago
women warp space??? no shit? I wasn't in that class ... dammit!
1 year ago
Are you married? That class is for married women only.
1 year ago
gym - Mary died of cancer at age 50.........Beth is my new love, now of 17 years. I'm a bit of a prick as a husband......don't like mowing the lawn, or such....but I am so fortunate....Beth endures, tho' sometimes he suffering gets a bit annoying.

Most of that was joking.....but my first lady.......well.........time doesn't always erase the soft recollections of good times. Sorry to get poetic.
1 year ago
don't worry Jimmy ... you can just rent as needed ;P
1 year ago
_I've said that married men live longer but, it just seems longer._ lol, thats probably very true. nice one.

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