No- I meant the TRAINER is kinda creepy the way he just manhandles the girl. I'm felling like he was wishing he were the dolphin/porpoise. egggggglk!!!
"Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two."
What the fuck?!!?! This is what I get for taking courses on sexuality.
pms....this link is just a knee-slapping tongue-in-cheek piece I wish I had written. It is subfusively hilarious.....as it's like "wait...wait....he can't be serious...he can't be..........................oh shit..........".
It is too well written to be done by a bass-banger....and anyone with the smarts this writer obvously has would...trust me on this...NEVER acknowledge publicly or privately such a deviant behavior.
So....take more courses. Or probably you've already figured out the important stuff by yourself and can save the tuition money.
Just don't boff bonita, or do dophins, or stuff scrod, or pound pollock, or make happy with the crappie, or bail on the whale, or do screwish with the bluefish, or............whatever. Leave the obscene marine scene.
Well the Chinese people should i call them people i do not think that is right they half no heart so they can not be people they are cruel horrible nasty barbaric assholes yes that is what they are assholes Leave the beautifull Dolphins alone.
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