I got this yappy mutt across the street from me that yaps at me everytime I leave the house. I figure a BB gun will cause too much damage and the owners would freak out, a paintball gun is too messy and I don't think I'd get away with it. I think one of those air soft guns that shoot those 3mm plastic pellets might do the trick. It won't leave any marks or paint but it should make that yappy bastard STFU.
A few observations on the "air soft weaponry" notion.......
*accurate, it ain't, after ten feet (ask my wife about the hummingbird feeder about 2 feet from the squirrel I was trying to dissuade from eating the bird food - neat 3mm hole and all the syrup drained out the suck points).
*the damned plastic pellets wreak more damage than I thought they could...took the tail right off that stupid squirrel (when I finally tweaked him), which I was not intending to do.
*the air-soft gun is a piece of, umm, sugar......in the sense that it has an almost NO-LENGTH life expectancy....they are junk.
However, I am willing to make available to you several thousand 3mm plastic pellets at a special price, as I have found them quite ineffective tossed by hand or rubber band...the "gun" has left the realm of the real some time ago.
Damn, sorry to hear that Chaz. I really thought I had a solution to that little yappy bastard. Guess I'll have to come up with something else, like beating him with phonebooks.
Shoot the mutt. 10yrs ago when we first moved to our new estate, we were walking our pitbull & then we got to this house & this other dog started barking like mad! It was tied to a short leash but then it tried to jump over the fence!
The next thing we noticed was the funniest shit ever. The leash was too short so the dog was hanging mid way on the fence! It started to kick & roll before it's collar or rope snapped. I quickly ran to tell the owners but they didn't care too much.
so in sunny CA. they voted to increase the rights for farm animals and taken away rights for gays, WTF are people thinking. F*#King west coast and their million dollar chruches.
just for the record..... in california gays have all the rights that straight people have..... .....i propose that we legalize prostitution and ban marriage completely ....
Ooh, I just love puzzles. Especially when given by people that don't know what the words: "Use the fucking spacebar." mean.
So what are you saying, you're streamlined? Fat chance because the BuyBull has some pretty big words in it.
There's a chance you are sunkboat, because he's gay, but he isn't a total dumbass, either.
And I can't see you being anyone else, because none of THEM appear to have an IQ under 0.
Hmm.... what are you saying?
Right, I know, I must be a small mind because I forgot that I said I'm going to ignore you. Yeah... sure.
Anyway, have a good day, try not to get your obviously bulging from lack, er presence of brains head stuck in the oven... or the toilet... or the ass of that fat lady in front of you in the grocery store. And remember, we all hate, I mean "LOVE" you.
I'm thinking that no matter what ratbastard says, as long as the saying "..don't give a rat's ASS..." is still around, he'll be the butt of the worlds jokes.
well.........its a dark day here at glumbert.............i'm having withdraws soooooo bad i even resorted to watching stupid videos .com...................lmao.........
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