Awesome Animatronic Dinosaur

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1 year ago
FIRST
1 year ago
Holy Crap ... that thing looks real!
1 year ago
Except for the funny feet...
1 year ago
to really make this funny ... it should have snapped a kid up in it's jaws ... now that is comedy
1 year ago
Her profile sys 22 years, that is just a bit short of having been around when the dinosaurs were common....
1 year ago
Dang, that was supposed for the thread below :(
1 year ago
Have you seen a real one then, surfergirl??
1 year ago
LOL ... ok ... fine ... it looks just like Jurassic Park ;-P
1 year ago
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy S*** this is my fourth first today!!!!!
1 year ago
What the hell did you smoke????
Stickybud4him
1 year ago
THAT is the most dangerous thing I have ever seen.

*Australian accent*
I thought the dinosaur was going to eat your baby!
1 year ago
dumb nigger
1 year ago
That was pretty impressive and agree with obx look (based on the bones found and jurassic park)pretty damn real i guess this puts a damper on the whole religion thing hmmmmm
1 year ago
Hey, this is bad science man, they don't want bad science.
1 year ago
Ok, I have an issue with calling a puppet "animatronic". "Audio-animatronics" is a term Walt Disney coined for robotics his "Imagineers" created, and what defines the term "animatronic" is that the figure is entirely automated, meaning there is no human control after programming. This video is of a beautifully designed puppet, and perhaps there is some wireless trigger for audio, but it is not anything any one of us couldn't do with some sculpted foam and sweat. Walt Disney Imagineering creates the most fantastic amalgamations of technology yet to be paralleled and I loath to see the term "animatronics" bastardized so. Sure, immitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but this is bullshit. There is an animatronic dinosaur named Lucky that WDI poured their soul into but turned out to be just too expensive to keep on stage. Do a search for "Lucky the Dinosaur" and you will find all kinds of amateur video dedicated on Utube or wherever, and you will see what I am passionate over. Lucky, though created by WDI, was my baby and charge, for a spell. I have spent my life with this technology and will continue to uphold the ideals of it's inspiration.
1 year ago
Thats the same Dinosaur that Jesus used to ride to the temple.

If you don't believe me read the Bible, It's written somewhere in there, right after the part where Judas hears a Who!
1 year ago
LOL
1 year ago
LOL!

I think Jesus named it Noah in appreciation of saving two of it's kind on the ark.
1 year ago
I thought Mary rode a dinosaur to Bethlehem.
1 year ago
The dino just needs to scream right in front of the baby. Haahhahaha. Just for evolutionary purposes, if Dinos come back to life like on Jurassic park, I wouldn't to have dino robots training humans to extend their hand out for the dino to smell them!
1 year ago
I think they should add a feature where at some point it vomits up a human hand.
1 year ago
Dinosaurs are ok, but they had pretty small dongs. That's why they died out. The female dinosaurs just laughed when they saw the male dinosaurs' wangs. Dinosaur penises were approximately 1 millionth of their total body size.
Mine, on the other hand, is 15% as long as my body, and I am six feet tall.
That is why I am not extinct, and have a good time.
1 year ago
yea and my wife thinks 4" =10"
1 year ago
As a trade off she always dents the car when pulling into a parking lot, but you can't have everything....
1 year ago
For true realism I was expecting it to take a huge dino-dump around 0.57

Did anyone know there's a thriving market for fossilized dino-shit?

Google 'coprolite' then buy one for someone who needs it... I was gonna buy one for Streamy
1 year ago
I would have guessed that there is a market for it. But is there enough of the stuff around to send one to everyone who really needs one?

Actually there are a couple people I can think of who should get a fresh delivery of a full load of Brontosaurus digestion end products.
1 year ago
Thought for sure at :52 seconds in, it was about to take a jurassic sized animatronic dump!
1 year ago
Here is a dinosaur I wish were extinct:

http://money.cnn.com/2008/07/18/news/newsmakers/Freddiemac_CEO.ap/index.htm?section=money_latest

He's gobbling up taxpayer money now!
1 year ago
so true pod
1 year ago
The ladies love me. I love myself. It's hard not to, when you have been blesse with a 12" penis - and that's before it stands up! Usually, it reaches about 14" and is as hard as a rock. God - I'm so lucky.
The dinosaurs were doomed.
1 year ago
One of the best things about having an enormous penis is that no matter how stupid you are, or how few qualifications you have, you will always be popular. Guys with loads of money and letters after their names would die to have a whang like mine.
Fuck them!
1 year ago
^Ignore mouse penis.^
1 year ago
Where is this, is it at a museum or something, i want to see it.
1 year ago
Go to top of page, click home, read. You dumb ass!
1 year ago
Sad to see how many truly stupid assholes there are on this site. Well said swine!
One of the good things about having a huge cock is that even if you make a mistake and seem stupid, nobody cares when you whip out your whang!
1 year ago
Does having a huge whang help with the number of vaginas you get to smell?
1 year ago
But Doc, Joey has night terrors, something about a pet dino;
1 year ago
One of the really brilliant things about having a huge penis is that it doesn't matter whether you fail at things - you still feel good about yourself!
gym, I tried fishing once and iwas a total fuck-up, but I just went home, took off my pants and looked at my dong and none of it mattered!
I'd have been happy with a trout that size!
Bad luck to all of you with small penises!
1 year ago
Speaking of slow moving, grunting dinosaurs, McCain vs sanity; who will win?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/21/AR2008072102636.html

Coming soon:

- McCain is going to appoint Tinky Winky his ambassador to the Ottoman Empire?

- McCain's science adviser Reverend Phelps has determined that global warming is caused by lack of moral fiber?
1 year ago
He's saying the gas prices are Obama's fault???

HAS HE GONE COMPLETELY OFF THE FUCKIN' DEEP END???

Christ.

What a fucking crack-pot.
1 year ago
Wow, was he responsible for Catrina too?
1 year ago
fake
1 year ago
black leggings were apparently a trend back then, too...

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