Awesome Animatronic Dinosaur

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2 months ago
FIRST
2 months ago
Holy Crap ... that thing looks real!
2 months ago
Except for the funny feet...
2 months ago
to really make this funny ... it should have snapped a kid up in it's jaws ... now that is comedy
2 months ago
Her profile sys 22 years, that is just a bit short of having been around when the dinosaurs were common....
2 months ago
Dang, that was supposed for the thread below :(
2 months ago
Have you seen a real one then, surfergirl??
2 months ago
LOL ... ok ... fine ... it looks just like Jurassic Park ;-P
2 months ago
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy S*** this is my fourth first today!!!!!
2 months ago
What the hell did you smoke????
2 months ago
Stickybud4him
2 months ago
THAT is the most dangerous thing I have ever seen.

*Australian accent*
I thought the dinosaur was going to eat your baby!
2 months ago
dumb nigger
2 months ago
That was pretty impressive and agree with obx look (based on the bones found and jurassic park)pretty damn real i guess this puts a damper on the whole religion thing hmmmmm
2 months ago
Hey, this is bad science man, they don't want bad science.
2 months ago
Ok, I have an issue with calling a puppet "animatronic". "Audio-animatronics" is a term Walt Disney coined for robotics his "Imagineers" created, and what defines the term "animatronic" is that the figure is entirely automated, meaning there is no human control after programming. This video is of a beautifully designed puppet, and perhaps there is some wireless trigger for audio, but it is not anything any one of us couldn't do with some sculpted foam and sweat. Walt Disney Imagineering creates the most fantastic amalgamations of technology yet to be paralleled and I loath to see the term "animatronics" bastardized so. Sure, immitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but this is bullshit. There is an animatronic dinosaur named Lucky that WDI poured their soul into but turned out to be just too expensive to keep on stage. Do a search for "Lucky the Dinosaur" and you will find all kinds of amateur video dedicated on Utube or wherever, and you will see what I am passionate over. Lucky, though created by WDI, was my baby and charge, for a spell. I have spent my life with this technology and will continue to uphold the ideals of it's inspiration.
2 months ago
Thats the same Dinosaur that Jesus used to ride to the temple.

If you don't believe me read the Bible, It's written somewhere in there, right after the part where Judas hears a Who!
2 months ago
LOL
2 months ago
LOL!

I think Jesus named it Noah in appreciation of saving two of it's kind on the ark.
2 months ago
I thought Mary rode a dinosaur to Bethlehem.
2 months ago
The dino just needs to scream right in front of the baby. Haahhahaha. Just for evolutionary purposes, if Dinos come back to life like on Jurassic park, I wouldn't to have dino robots training humans to extend their hand out for the dino to smell them!
2 months ago
I think they should add a feature where at some point it vomits up a human hand.
2 months ago
Dinosaurs are ok, but they had pretty small dongs. That's why they died out. The female dinosaurs just laughed when they saw the male dinosaurs' wangs. Dinosaur penises were approximately 1 millionth of their total body size.
Mine, on the other hand, is 15% as long as my body, and I am six feet tall.
That is why I am not extinct, and have a good time.
2 months ago
yea and my wife thinks 4" =10"
2 months ago
As a trade off she always dents the car when pulling into a parking lot, but you can't have everything....
2 months ago
For true realism I was expecting it to take a huge dino-dump around 0.57

Did anyone know there's a thriving market for fossilized dino-shit?

Google 'coprolite' then buy one for someone who needs it... I was gonna buy one for Streamy
2 months ago
I would have guessed that there is a market for it. But is there enough of the stuff around to send one to everyone who really needs one?

Actually there are a couple people I can think of who should get a fresh delivery of a full load of Brontosaurus digestion end products.
2 months ago
Thought for sure at :52 seconds in, it was about to take a jurassic sized animatronic dump!
2 months ago
Here is a dinosaur I wish were extinct:

http://money.cnn.com/2008/07/18/news/newsmakers/Freddiemac_CEO.ap/index.htm?section=money_latest

He's gobbling up taxpayer money now!
2 months ago
so true pod
2 months ago
The ladies love me. I love myself. It's hard not to, when you have been blesse with a 12" penis - and that's before it stands up! Usually, it reaches about 14" and is as hard as a rock. God - I'm so lucky.
The dinosaurs were doomed.
2 months ago
One of the best things about having an enormous penis is that no matter how stupid you are, or how few qualifications you have, you will always be popular. Guys with loads of money and letters after their names would die to have a whang like mine.
Fuck them!
2 months ago
^Ignore mouse penis.^
2 months ago
Where is this, is it at a museum or something, i want to see it.
2 months ago
Go to top of page, click home, read. You dumb ass!
2 months ago
Sad to see how many truly stupid assholes there are on this site. Well said swine!
One of the good things about having a huge cock is that even if you make a mistake and seem stupid, nobody cares when you whip out your whang!
2 months ago
Does having a huge whang help with the number of vaginas you get to smell?
2 months ago
But Doc, Joey has night terrors, something about a pet dino;
2 months ago
One of the really brilliant things about having a huge penis is that it doesn't matter whether you fail at things - you still feel good about yourself!
gym, I tried fishing once and iwas a total fuck-up, but I just went home, took off my pants and looked at my dong and none of it mattered!
I'd have been happy with a trout that size!
Bad luck to all of you with small penises!
2 months ago
Speaking of slow moving, grunting dinosaurs, McCain vs sanity; who will win?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/21/AR2008072102636.html

Coming soon:

- McCain is going to appoint Tinky Winky his ambassador to the Ottoman Empire?

- McCain's science adviser Reverend Phelps has determined that global warming is caused by lack of moral fiber?
2 months ago
He's saying the gas prices are Obama's fault???

HAS HE GONE COMPLETELY OFF THE FUCKIN' DEEP END???

Christ.

What a fucking crack-pot.
2 months ago
Wow, was he responsible for Catrina too?
2 months ago
fake
2 months ago
black leggings were apparently a trend back then, too...

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