The Crusher speaks his mind

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First:fwright
11 months ago
Yes I'm first! Yeah Me!
11 months ago
Now you've done it!

My dubloons say the pantywaist simiandix is going to post "You are stupid for posting 'first' and I am better than you." Wait for it... I can hear the crying and the rustling of tissue paper...

I, on the other hand, think you are simply awesome for carrying on the tradition. Much nicer than boohoo sinomondix (or any relative of same, especially the mo-mo-m-mother - yyyyyyummm...) could ever hope to be.

So, keep it up, do good work, smile when you feel it (as I'm sure you always do), just... be "you" - Thanks.

To sim-ulated-man-dix - have you considered contracting eye and colon cancer, and then have your oncologist gouge out that shi y outlook on life that you shovel onto victims within ear- or eye-shot?
11 months ago
I nominate you for making me smile.....now shoot me. (I dunno, i still can't find my funny hat)
11 months ago
syzygy

i have read your postings with interest of late, i think we had a little run in, nothing much really, any how i do agree with your comments.

people get so excited about other people posting first, what is wrong with that, be proud, be excited, as for people who slag off the people being first they most have either.................

i can't be bothered to write ...

just reply with a comment i can understand

cheers
11 months ago
syzygy

however, having lost a number of family and friends to cancer i think your choice of words against sim-ulated-man-dix is very very hash and should not be wished upon anyone even your worst enemy, seeing first hand what cancer can do and if you haven't i warn you it would make your dick go inside yourself!!
11 months ago
skid,

OK. I felt guilty writing it, and you confirmed my poor judgment. No more cancer references from me, and I take back what I wrote to simbo.
11 months ago
syzygy
NO WORRIES , PEACE BROTHER
11 months ago
I love the man-boobs... lol!
11 months ago
Let me guess, pre steroids but post beer???
11 months ago
Ahrrr! Look at mah arms! I was loved in Pittsboig...
11 months ago
Da CRUSHA is in da best shape of his life....
11 months ago
I bet he's gonna stick his cigar in that dude's mouth.....

what a funny moron
11 months ago
It's Popeye in his later years..ahhh gigigigigi
11 months ago
guys like that are always in their prime...
11 months ago
why is it the last video always accumulates generally more postings than the others?

why do you grow up and find your Dad a disappointment

Why do people ignore each other on the train, but put next to each other at a wedding will talk?

why do people post on here, do you think anything will ever come of it,

does it ever worry anyone that the person you're replying to may be keeping a kitten in a cage, walking around there apartment wearing just sandals, slowly making a new suit out peoples skin, reading newspapers and magazines without buying them, not flushing a public toilet?

i post on here because i'm a company director who has not alot to do anymore, do you fucking believe that, i've got fuck all to do!!!!! i'm also a socialised and hate capitalism but when you're above the next bloke on the bread line, it's difficult to more down a rung , i'm pushing for a co-operative but the other bastards won't have it!
11 months ago
i know my spelling is shit, english is my second language
11 months ago
GRAWL GRAWL! i didn't hear shit :|
11 months ago
I could have him.
11 months ago
(Red Wings are great)

Oh man.

I woke up today, and found that Canadian dollar is now worth $1.02 U.S.!!!! A DOLLAR AND TWO CENTS!!! That means up here, every greenback will get you .98 cents!!

Fuck it. That does it.

I'm heading to Bel-Air to buy that cute little mansion I've had my eye on (you know---the one right next door to Hef's joint; gonna let him make up for not sending me a previous invite to the Grotto, by giving him the opprotunity to do so this time around)

GET ME MY SPEEDO'S!!!!!!
11 months ago
Wow Wesley, you've let yourself go!
11 months ago
Crusher for President!
11 months ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
10 months ago
crush canuck to death.
6 months ago
RIP Crusher

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