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ronaldo is so dreamy

Impressive footwork!

ZIDANE I CHHOSE YOU!!!

I'll bet HE can breakdance...

dribbling drivel? I think not, amazing.

he should so definitely come to Real Madrid. We would look after him.

Awesome skills.

He is among the best players in the world.
Unfortunately, he is also an overpaid wanker.

Considering the fact that I am a former football superstar, I can appreciate his dribbling skills and ball control. Unfortunately he is a bit of a show off and the impression he portrays ,like it's no big deal, makes him the type I would rake my studs down the calf. That's just how it works in the U9 level.

Que es La Vida?

someone should break his fucking legs and ship him back to portugal,have you seen how he moans when things don't go his why on the pitch

Yeah, he is a whiner. But pretty mad skills. I could not move my feet that fast if I was on fire, forget about controlling the ball at the same time. What a touch.

Amazing footwork but every second clip he should have passed the ball.

Ronaldo is a whining, preening, portugese genius

He always appears to fall over and roll around in apparent agony at the slightest touch. I still stand by this...

However, watching this in slo-mo does explain why he gets tripped up so much. He is admittedly preeeety fuckin quick on the ol' footwork

And he's a very powerful runner too.

I hate him for all the reasons given above. But mainly through jealousy (or it would be were I REMOTELY interested in football - which I'm not)

Does anyone know the name of the crazy techno song at the start of the video?

Anyone know the rap song, the second song in the video???