Guy Loses His Mind At Work

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2 months ago
First!!!
2 months ago
Nope, Canuck did beat us all on this one.
2 months ago
He fucked that lady UP!
Fuck tasers, I'm just gonna carry around a computer monitor for protection.
2 months ago
I'm gonna tie 2x mouses together & use them as office nun-chucks!!! I swear I had this stupid ass paranoid dumbass MOFO project manager I had to work with & kient was staring me down. Stupid ppl like him deserved to get wooped!
2 months ago
2 months ago
what?
2 months ago
Just waiting to take this F-tard out! Wheres Kimbo Slice when you need him.
2 months ago
2 months ago
dude, this guy doesn't look he would respect your authoritiii.
Pull a gun, taser, or billy club. Why didn't anyone give this brat a beat down.
2 months ago
WTF!!! Surfer just posted the link to this over on the great baseball video and minutes later Glumbert posted it ...could this mean ..surfer and Glumbert are one in the same?

no wonder you never see them together!!
2 months ago
AHhh no me and glumbert are separate. I'm glad they took my video advice though!
2 months ago
LLLLLLLLLLLets Get Ready To Rumble!!!!!!
2 months ago
Thanks for the credit, Bug!

Yup...I posted this one already under the "Congo" video thread.

Wanna see the SAME video, but with COLOR and SOUND but from a DIFFERENT angle??:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f0e_1212516010

Enjoy.
2 months ago
Canuck beat us all! haha
2 months ago
Hey C, did yo notice at 1:09 in this vid you've linked, that the man in black pulled something out of his waist area, then hit him with it? A knife maybe? Whatever it was it took him out!
2 months ago
Mace possibly?
2 months ago
Hmmmmm.......

You know......you might be right. Could have been mace.

Pepper spray?

Good call on your part, though.
2 months ago
It was a taser, obviously. Don't you hear the tasing sound?
2 months ago
RE:

Last nights primary victories by Sen. Obama:

Way to go, America!

I salute for you having the courage, wisdom and sensibility to give this young man a chance to repair the damage done by this current crop of treasonous thieves, liars and charlatans, of the past 8 years.

I'm only happy to see you all march into history, within my own lifetime.

Again....

Congratulations!

Sincerely,

Canuck1963

(Your Long-Time Neighbour)
2 months ago
Thanks, Canuck.

It is an exciting time to watch history unfold before our eyes. I just hope that the latest buzzword "change" carries true merit.

Anything has to be better than Bush, doesn't it?

Deuce
2 months ago
Yeah...but I like to think this dude is the REAL deal....y'know?
2 months ago
Sorry canuck, but the Democratic party is inherently undemocratic if they refuse to count Michigan and Florida votes as equal to a person. They have only counted each vote as only 1/2 of a vote and stripped the delegates in half.

I'm going to be in Denver late July/early August to protest Comrade Obama's illegitimate nomination. HILLARY HAS WON THE POPULAR VOTE AND THE POPULAR WILL IF THE MICHIGAN AND FLORIDA VOTES ARE COMPLETELY COUNTED.

It's these MOVEON democrats and the crazy radicals that want to see Obama the nominee. Howard Dean and those crazies will never shut up.

In addition it is the Republican interest to nominate Obama because McCain has a clear shot of the Prez'dency!

I will go ahead and call the election of 2008 and the 44th president to be John McCain.

This is not a happy day for America.
2 months ago
Spot on surfer, scary days lie ahead for us all!
2 months ago
Ahhhh, jeeez fellas.

This is the product of voting and democracy though, ain't it? LOL!

It's just a shame we couldn't all be sitting in front of the tube, in one room, on election night, isn't it?

Probably be more fireworks than during a Super Bowl game, huh?

But the tune outta both of you, it sounds like you've already written off McCain.

What say you gentlemen?

(Damn! I wish I could vote down there!)
2 months ago
I have so many mixed feelings on this election. I like Ron Paul, but feel he has no chance, I like McCain the man, yet feel it would be more Bush BS, I like Obama, yet dreadfully fear what he means by "change"....
2 months ago
miter,

it sounds like you've been reading my diary!!!
2 months ago
Canuck,

I don't think I could ever bring myself to vote for a Republican.

I don't think I could ever bring myself to vote for Obama, either.

My choice is voting for either Ron Paul or Bob Barr, indirectly screwing McCain but not officially endorsing Obama.

If Hillary becomes Obama's VP nom (which I strongly doubt), I MIGHT consider voting for Obama. But he's going to have some hard selling to do.
2 months ago
Please, Surferbum, I beg of you:
Vote for Bob Barr!
Every Vote Counts!
2 months ago
2 months ago
what?
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2 months ago
GLUMBERT copycat! It's all good though, it's a crazy video. I'm glad I brought it to glumbert's attention.
2 months ago
What ever happened to casual Fridays?
2 months ago
hmmm....maybe I shouldn't' try so hard to annoy telemarketers... my bad!
2 months ago
rage against the machine
2 months ago
VOT YOU ALL SEE NOW OY OY , im sure dis poor man did not have his bagel dot morning . Mr canuck 1963 you made a bad coice in picking hokey team and bagel choice ,I recoment you should try evrsing bagel wis lumerger cheese unt a piece of sweet vite onion vis a cup of black tea..HUMMMMM den yous vouden be so un happy. mr. skids you seem to not taking chances .i recomment toyou a vite plain bagel vis sour crem unt penut butter you zeem to be constipated in your mint and voy you say here .
2 months ago
I guess we all have our limits, shit I'm glad I work at home, I have had ten cats, where the hell is the f*king cat, here kitty-kitty. click!
2 months ago
Question to all....

What was YOUR moment of blowing up in public, work, or school all about, not the reason so much, but what did you do?
2 months ago
I already gave you my anecdote about that.

It was a spell back, when we were standing in line at the subway kiosk on a hot, sweaty summer day, and some potato-head was holding up the show arguing with the transit attendant whom he said owed him a lousy fifty cents change.

Oh mah gawds, I almost pulled a Bernard Goetz on that penny-pinching, clueless maggot.

Thank heaven I had some spare cubes of LSD with me.
2 months ago
I once beheaded a man in public for asking directions :)

Miter congrats for being here 1 year, i think glumbert should reward you by highlighting your name in gold , or maybe start with silver then every year it can change
2 months ago
And BTW:

Detroit won the Stanley Cup last night.

To Usedouchbag (wherever he may be):

DETROIT RED WINGS STILL SUCK!!

(ya.....I'm a sore loser....so what? Besides, losing that bet to him last year, still burns my ass. LOL!)
2 months ago
LOL not quite sure being here one year is something to be congratulated about...but thanx anyway...

C, I do remember your kiosk story (bet there are more :)


My story is weak, many years ago I got mad at work (when I had a real job) and punched a hole in the wall, the boss said fix it or pay for it, I turned it into a second doorway entrance into the manufacturing area I worked in...like I said weak...
2 months ago
We tried to recreate the thermite (thermic?) reaction after talking our chem teacher into giving us the right chemicals. Stuff blew up slowly (caught fire)

Oh... THAT kind of blowing up. Right... much the same as yours I guess Miter. Got pissed off at work and punched a door whilst storming out of a meeting. I'd been blamed for the loss of a client I had never even met or worked on.

I was sheepish the next day but also got an apology. I had to pay for the door though, which I happily did as I got on well with the boss. We agreed not to discuss stuff like this after being in the pub for 3 hours at lunch

Re the vid - I have never worked in an office that needed cctv installed like this place
2 months ago
Yessiree, nothing like a highly exothermic reaction to get things going! I was making a new batch of reactive chems just yesterday...can't wait to test em this weekend! Badda bing badda BOOOOOM!
2 months ago
I got angry at a mini computer once. I punched the front cover so hard it stopped running. The $40,000.00 machine was never the same, kept stopping, and was heat sensitive.

Fortunately it was test machine anyway. I was glad when it was hauled out of the lab though.
2 months ago
fuck yea I will do that to anyone who fucks with me dont mess with me fuckers
2 months ago
Notice the guy in the white shirt taking photos? Wish we could of had sound on this. I'llbet it's a Gov office.
2 months ago
Look above. I already posted a link to another version of this, with sound AND color.
2 months ago
My co-workers are spying on me. What would you do if they were monitoring you at work constantly? Isn't that unlawful to be messing with other peoples privacy?
2 months ago
best why to find out is, take off all your stuff, less underwear, so you don't get busted, and see what happens, Oh and make sure you vid the whole thing; LOL
2 months ago
...and post it right here on Glumbert!
2 months ago
This is my latest rock video called outta my mind thought it was fitting

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KObSOgsIQGo
2 months ago
Cal, that was very good, I would like to see more of your wife if that's possible.
2 months ago
perhaps he's angry about the new capitalist ways of russia and would prefer to be farming potatoes!
2 months ago
.....it all started when he was in 3rd grade and was picked last for baseball...
2 months ago
I agree with you 100% on the Michigan and Florida issue but disagree with you on the Woman as President thing. I think this country is ready to be run by a woman, just not that woman.
2 months ago
surfer...

You seem to forget that Michigan and Florida broke the rules by voting to early. They were told they wouldn't be seated if that did that... and did it anyway. Obama was following the orders of his party when he was told to remove his name from the ballot (because the vote wouldn't count). Not only did he do that... Hillary out of her own ego refused to do what she was asked to do... which proves she does not have the interest of the party at heart. If she did... she would have followed as she was asked to do.

Michigan and Florida did not abide by the rules. Not left wing conspiracy in that. They just didn't. So they're being penalized. The 1/2 vote is fair because really nobody should have received ANY vote.

So go protest... it's your constitutional right... but what you should be protesting is Michigan and Florida's gross misconduct and blatant disregard for system that they held onto so tightly in 2000.

Hillary herself said that Florida and Michigan should not be counted. Again I say... HILLARY SAID THEY SHOULD NOT BE COUNTED BECAUSE THEY BROKE THE RULES.

My how that tune changed when she needed those votes to bring her up. Had Obama been behind, they would have sneered at him... and no way would he have even been given a split. Clinton would have bashed him for even suggesting it. But you know what? I don't think he would have wanted it anyway... He's too classy for that.

FACT: Primaries are never decided by popular vote. That's not their purpose... and Hillary herself agrees with that one.

Only delegates decide. Duh!

So go protest... but how about protesting the fact that the DNC needs a new way to elect a nominee. Can't stand the Republicans... but they have a good system. Winner takes all... not this splitting delegates by state, depending on the counties they've one.

Plus... (...and I'm really going to get it from my fellow sisters for this)

I don't think a woman President is a good idea. We are too moody and emotional. I think some of that came through in her debates. Too defensive and quick off the start.

Just my opinion.
2 months ago
my exwife could rule the world, colder than the vermont woods in jan.
2 months ago
Mimic:

LOL!

Dixie:

Very eloquent.

And you're right:

Your "sisters" ain't gonna share that philosophy with you.

LOL!
2 months ago
Damn replied to the wrong one
2 months ago
1) South Carolina, Tennessee, and other Southern states that Obama won broke the rules but they were not equally enforced by the Democratic party. Coincidence? You decide.

2) I don't care if Hillary said such and such first, and flip flopping. Indeed, she did. But even if it were reversed the other way around and Obama had to fight for the nomination to validate FL and MI, I would have the same convictions. If it were Obama, I think that he would have gotten the Democratic Party to count the votes fully.

3) Exactly, I agree that the Delegates decide, and there should be reform. Just like with the Electoral College, we can obviously see that who the president is (Bush) was not elected by the popular will but by the Supreme Court.

4) I can't believe that you yourself as a woman believe that a woman should not be president. But whatever. I think that women have just as much ability if not more than men. I don't think moodiness is necessarily characterized by women but by personality.

I see Obama as a moody crybaby, who complains that whenever he's being criticized it's because of his race! To your standards, he would be a woman too!

Either way, in the end, we're all fucked regardless who becomes the next president. I'm just saying it'll be John McCain. Hillary was THE candidate to beat.
2 months ago
You all forget it doesn't matter who is in the white house they all have to cow tow to the small group of families that control America and one is a Saudi prince
2 months ago
cman - I agree.
2 months ago
Dixie - have you never met a moody or emotional man? I don't believe those particular traits are gender exclusive. I've seen men cry like child. And I've seen men explode into anger over nothing. Testosterone is every bit as dangerous a hormone as estrogen. Neither is a basis for judgement upon our highest office. Character, experience, knowledge, compassion, understanding, and a willingness to place the country's benefit over your own ambitions would be good traits to go on. Unfortunately, I don't believe ANY of them live up to all of that. Male or female, black or white, Republican or Democrat. I'm in a real spot come election day.

Best to you Dixie!
Free
2 months ago
Actually, Free, your comments reminded me of another question, which none of the mainstream media seem to address, so I'll run it by you:

Let's say someone asked you what the most troublesome regions or governments in the world were that are the BIGGEST priority for the U.S. government to deal with (and I'm not just talking about Iraq, although that's only a small slice of it). When I say "priority", I mean in terms of volatility, unpredictability, instability, economically, politically, militarily, etc.?

My own answer would be to simply say "The Middle East", or rather, that whole area of the planet to which we refer to as such (it's a sheer guess on my part here, that you'll agree with me, btw).

Now....having said that, you and I and everyone else here as North Americans, or "westerners", if you prefer, have our belief systems when it comes to how we treat and/or deal with one another, based on our taught cultural values, i.e., no discrimination for jobs, everyone has the right to vote, free from persecution based on sex, religion, or sexual oreintation, etc. All well-and-good.

Now......knowing, as we all do, what 90% of the Middle Easts views and attitudes towards WOMEN are, and how they treat them....and further let us hypothetically say that Hillary DID become President of the United States. Okay, we here in the West may think she can do the job every bit as efficiently as a man could, and that's fine...by us.....but what will or would she accomplish in dealing with those regional hot-spots, given the attitude of a lot of those governments towards women in general?

I got a funny feeling two things would happen:

1. She'd sit down to talk to them on an official state visit; they'd have a great photo-op; she'd smile; they'd smile; she'd sit there in her brand new pant-suit; they'd sit there in their freshly-pressed robes. And at the end of the day, THEY'D say, "Ummmmm...that's nice. Thanks for the visit. But when can we talk to a Man in your government?"

2. I honestly believe, given what I've said and what we all know, that these characters would look upon the West in general (and the U.S. in particular) as "weak", i.e., THEY just wouldn't talk or negotiate seriously with another nation whom elected a *GASP* WOMAN...as their leader (especially considering that women aren't even allowed to have a drivers licence in their societies, much less hold elected office).

As I said, I don't for one minute subscribe to these whack-jobs' views, but in light of the fact that we DO have to deal with these characters, like it or not, and they ARE the source of a lot of headaches for the West.....

Do YOU think we'll be further ahead in having a female Head-Of-State to deal with them?

Your thoughts on this?
2 months ago
OOps...sorry...as a P.S......

There is only ONE occupation that I, personally, believe women should stay out of (in an operational capacity):

Firefighter.

Based on the laws of biological physics ALONE, a 110-130 lb. woman, is NOT gonna be able to drag a 250-300 lb. man out of a smoke-filled, burning building in time, especially if she's weighed down additonally by all the gear she has to wear.

This has nothing to do with intellectual or psychological prowess.....but everything to do with physicality.

Just my own opinion.
2 months ago
Hi Canuck! Yes, I was thinking in terms of our own attitudes toward men and women, in this country. I am not a die hard feminist, the "any woman can do anything a man can do, and do it better!" type of attitude is just not realistic. I believe in most cases, men and women are indeed designed to do different things, Ying to Yang, complement each other, not try to compete with each other.

Having said that, I also agree that a woman president would somehow portray our country as "weaker". It's the sad truth, and for the very reasons you pointed out. My comments to Dixie referred to the comparisions between men and women being moody or unstable. If you ask me, men can be every bit as moody and unstable as women can be. But, men will always and forever be viewed as "stronger". In these troubled times, all over the world, Hillary just simply would not garner the worldwide respect as leader of our country that a man would. It's an undeniable truth. Yeah, she's a bulldog, and ambitious, and knowledgable. She's probably tougher than a lot of men. But that wouldn't count for much on a larger scale. It doesn't even count for much on a smaller scale, since she is no longer a presidential candidate.

Just my own opinion, I didn't want her anyway. We just keep recycling the same old shit over and over again. Bush, Clinton, Bush, Bush, then Clinton again? Not that I didn't like Bill just fine, but it would almost seem like a comedy of errors to have the former first lady voted in as president now. As the bumper sticker goes, "Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriends wife for President". Wow.

Take care C.
Free
2 months ago
did you mean women firefighters? I know one at my fight club that could kick most mens asses .
2 months ago
There will always be an exception to the rule.

But in then end, it will never be the rule.....or the norm.....or the common standard.

That's the point I was trying to make.
1 month ago
thank you. i am a woman. i am 170 pounds at best, and i CAN kick some guy's asses. it's not fair to generalize women as 100-130 pounders that can't lift anything. i was a high school wrestler and since have learned the benifits of being healthy. anyone who knows me knows that i am not fat. i am simply stong. i think that women can be firefighters if they want to. if you ARE 120 lbs i think that it is NOT the job for you, but if you are motivated and able, it should be a career choice for anyone. same goes for men. some men are small. they would not excell at firefighting either. oh, well. it's you genes and personal health choices that decide these things. not gender.
2 months ago
this is how a true russian vents his anger.
2 months ago
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. i GOT LOTS OF R&R IN PRISON. NOT WORTH IT.
2 months ago
Well at least post the cctv clip of it for us all :-)
2 months ago
As his barrister, I've advised against that.
The lead singer of Limp Bizkit was his cellmate.
2 months ago
An addendum...

Hillary cried several times at her rallies during her speeches. I didn't see Barack cry once. I don't want to see tears from the future leader of the United States while they're talking about terrorists, policy, whatever. I want to see strength and solidarity.

I have seen men cry(a small minority)... women seem to look for a reason for an 'emotional release'.

Women have less control over their emotions%u2026 and any man who says differently just wants to get laid.

That's all, folks!
2 months ago
P.S. Don't know what the heck the whole '%u2026' thing is above. Sheesh
1 month ago
i would love to know what he's shouting as he destroys the office.

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