I would love to been at his film rehersal. I would have knocked the bottle of water out of his hand, broke his damn finger when he pointed at me, laughed at his gay ass attire, spit on him for his stupid dance, pimp slapped him, pushed him down, kicked him in the head a few times, and finally urinated on him.
You were a few minutes quicker than me buttknocker.
This was my divorce from last week. She used to be hot, but as you can see gravity took its toll. I am trading her in for a new model. I want something new and flashy.
I may bring her over as I haven't understood a word she says since her triple chin makes her unable to pronounce words correctly. Also, I guess I shouldn't have knocked out her front teeth for back talkin'. Anyways I though you would be able to understand and translate.
I'll bring the beer also
*Pisses in bottles of Budweiser and chills to a nicel cool 52 degrees.*
Oh my gosh....this lady has clearly fallen through the cracks of the US educational system ("course, you actually have to join it before you can fall out of it
My daughter mis-spent a year at Niagara Universityn (later corrected elsewhere)...will never forget the two yokels in farmer-boots on the Canadian side of the bridge...yakking it up with each other, and so clearly star-struck at their first-time visit to "the Falls". They were not educated....but they were touchingly human in their open wonder at the sights.
Not sure where this blends with the video...maybe just that is so easy to chuckle at what we see as other people's ignorance, while in the meantime, they are happy where they are in life. And who's to say who/which is "right"?
OK....end of philosophy 101. Now...phil 201 - how 'bout them Patriots ? !
You really MUST stop ignoring my responses when you invite a reply to whatever topic you throw out there (re: your invitation upon the health care debate in the Python Attack thread). This is quite rude. Please cease and desist this annoying practice, or you shall be hearing hearing from my attorneys (the oft-mentioned prestigious law firm of Holdem, Holdem and Hackem).
This video clip:
I felt sorry for this woman. What the hell ever happened to her, that she fell through the cracks like that, and who could barely understand or speak coherent english? A few of the bits of info in the video seem to suggest she's from Mississippi, but who knows. Anyways, whatever she's charged with probably won't stick, because this person would be a defence lawyers wet dream: you honestly think ANYONE will get a conviction against an individual like this, who acts and talks that way? And has what appears to be the comprehension of an 5 year-old? Doubt it.
The sharpest knife in the drawer she most definitely ain't... but you kinda think she will at least tell the truth. If she can pronounce the necessary words.
Then again she could just be very shrewd and is working a system naturally predisposed towards assuming she's dumb, by playing up to that stereotype?
Nah... she's too convincingly disadvantaged. Bit like Chum and his Carlysle group ;-P
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This woman IS a sad case, she will tell the truth, what she thinks is the truth, but this is a case of class/clash underlayment. Why and how can our public education drop the ball, why has it come to this, what will fix it?
Actually she appears pretty intelligent coming out of Mississippi. She may appear stupid to the rest of us, but in ole Miss' she is easily Mensa material.
Now Douche, don't be flamin on Ole Miss, in Oxford, de Oxford of Mississippi. We got the finest baton twirlers in all de Southland, fired up on good corn likker, and ready for any action a Yankee can throw down. And fuck Mensa and their rigged imtelligence Thang. Dey be square dweebs, and we shipped dem all back to Dweebland. Yowsah.
stutzie baby. you talk in many tongues. what else you use your tongue for? i got a banana ready for you. do that english stupid accent again for me. whats your job? how much you earn? do you like anal?
"English stupid accent"? Surely you were clutching your scrotum while you scribbled this drivel, unworthy even of a stall wall at the Vince Lombardi Rest Stop.
"Talk in many tongues"? Yes, all of them forked.
Your crude solicitations will earn you a sound thrashing at the hands of my household staff. Go, and never darken my rumpus room again!
Lord Stutz (via Blackberry, en route to Burkina Faso)
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