Court reporter's worst nightmare

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2 years ago
First! lol. Its so stupid, yet I cant resist!
2 years ago
A mana mmena mand mghdm eodsocm aoodnd.

Translated: second.
2 years ago
VERY FUNNY!!!!! But stop making jokes about Obama's wife....ohhhhh SNAPPPPPP!!!!
2 years ago
its sad thats what it is....
2 years ago
It's boomhauer's wife!
2 years ago
LOLOL....From the white shadow??? LOLOLOLOL!!!
2 years ago
Oh..No wait!.... King of the hill!LOL!
2 years ago
Yep, King of the Hill. Your prize for winning this contest is a round trip 6 day vacation to learn dance from the TechnoViking .
2 years ago
I am so jealous! Is this a trip for two?? Take me randal!!
2 years ago
I cringe not at the name of Technoviking.

I would love to been at his film rehersal. I would have knocked the bottle of water out of his hand, broke his damn finger when he pointed at me, laughed at his gay ass attire, spit on him for his stupid dance, pimp slapped him, pushed him down, kicked him in the head a few times, and finally urinated on him.

Now then. I wanna see Technoviking.
2 years ago
LOLOLOL!!!
2 years ago
sloppy fifth.
2 years ago
hahah wtf
2 years ago
Mensa's desperate for funds so they're lowering the bar for new applicants.
2 years ago
lol or dropping the bar!
2 years ago
Gott in Himmel!
Is zis ze same person zat vos in ze Kveen "Ve Vill Rock You" clip?
2 years ago
Who you callin a monkee? Peter Tork?
2 years ago
muah blaa blaa muah jankins mayh..... WHAT?

Can you spell that please? Can I buy a vowel?
2 years ago
Wave your hands in air like you just don't care!!

Douche I thought it was not ilLegal for a wife to testify against her husband!!

And if that is true,, DOUCHE,,, What the Hell is YOUR WIFE doing taking the stand against YOU???

Don't be bringing her over to my house tonite after you two reconcile,,
Unless your bringing that beer you owe me!

I already have my hands full w/ her momma!
2 years ago
You were a few minutes quicker than me buttknocker.

This was my divorce from last week. She used to be hot, but as you can see gravity took its toll. I am trading her in for a new model. I want something new and flashy.

I may bring her over as I haven't understood a word she says since her triple chin makes her unable to pronounce words correctly. Also, I guess I shouldn't have knocked out her front teeth for back talkin'. Anyways I though you would be able to understand and translate.

I'll bring the beer also

*Pisses in bottles of Budweiser and chills to a nicel cool 52 degrees.*

He'll never know the difference.
2 years ago
Gentlemen. I truly look forward to the hours of sure fire laughs this will bring.
2 years ago
Reminds me of the toothless old Hippies on the bus.
2 years ago
Oh my gosh....this lady has clearly fallen through the cracks of the US educational system ("course, you actually have to join it before you can fall out of it
2 years ago
LOL
2 years ago
whoops....that got posted before I fininshed it......

...hopefully, no one will see this as a US norm....she obviously missed the educational boat, which is available everywhere, rural and urban.
2 years ago
My daughter mis-spent a year at Niagara Universityn (later corrected elsewhere)...will never forget the two yokels in farmer-boots on the Canadian side of the bridge...yakking it up with each other, and so clearly star-struck at their first-time visit to "the Falls". They were not educated....but they were touchingly human in their open wonder at the sights.

Not sure where this blends with the video...maybe just that is so easy to chuckle at what we see as other people's ignorance, while in the meantime, they are happy where they are in life. And who's to say who/which is "right"?

OK....end of philosophy 101. Now...phil 201 - how 'bout them Patriots ? !
2 years ago
Dude! Canucks is where it's at!!
2 years ago
....hunh......"Canucks is where it's at"? Where's THAT at?

Okedokey...666 is a sucky, but often-and-stupidly used symbol.

Do you need attention? Want people to notice you? OK...you got it. Now...go away.
2 years ago
Don't be mean!
2 years ago
Chaz:

You really MUST stop ignoring my responses when you invite a reply to whatever topic you throw out there (re: your invitation upon the health care debate in the Python Attack thread). This is quite rude. Please cease and desist this annoying practice, or you shall be hearing hearing from my attorneys (the oft-mentioned prestigious law firm of Holdem, Holdem and Hackem).

This video clip:

I felt sorry for this woman. What the hell ever happened to her, that she fell through the cracks like that, and who could barely understand or speak coherent english? A few of the bits of info in the video seem to suggest she's from Mississippi, but who knows. Anyways, whatever she's charged with probably won't stick, because this person would be a defence lawyers wet dream: you honestly think ANYONE will get a conviction against an individual like this, who acts and talks that way? And has what appears to be the comprehension of an 5 year-old? Doubt it.

Sven666:

"Party's at Canucks"?? HAH??? WHAA???

Red Wings are great.
2 years ago
The sharpest knife in the drawer she most definitely ain't... but you kinda think she will at least tell the truth. If she can pronounce the necessary words.

Then again she could just be very shrewd and is working a system naturally predisposed towards assuming she's dumb, by playing up to that stereotype?

Nah... she's too convincingly disadvantaged. Bit like Chum and his Carlysle group ;-P
2 years ago
Yup.
2 years ago
this ms. jenkins may very well be gossiping, but it's cool, cause no one can understand what the heck she is saying anyway.
2 years ago
this is canucks inflatable doll.
2 years ago
She might have spoken better if she would've put her 'teefes' in..........
2 years ago
screw you glumbert, cut me off again! How can people go on for pages
2 years ago
AGAIN!
2 years ago
CHAZ : How do you do it? you do 2 paragraphs
2 years ago
....write a long time....
2 years ago
Sorry...this site encourages wise-ass comments, and I sometimes get halfway there. Podman responds more usefully.
2 years ago
LOLOLOL!!! You are a wise ass. Its soooo funny thoe!
2 years ago
Damn it Randal, not wise ass, you meant candy ass.

That should stir some ire.
2 years ago
Cut me off AGAIN!
2 years ago
Check if your browser has the automatic refresh/update option set. If the browser updates the page when the content changes, anything you type will be lost.
2 years ago
This woman IS a sad case, she will tell the truth, what she thinks is the truth, but this is a case of class/clash underlayment. Why and how can our public education drop the ball, why has it come to this, what will fix it?
2 years ago
Actually she appears pretty intelligent coming out of Mississippi. She may appear stupid to the rest of us, but in ole Miss' she is easily Mensa material.
2 years ago
Now Douche, don't be flamin on Ole Miss, in Oxford,
de Oxford of Mississippi. We got the finest baton twirlers in
all de Southland, fired up on good corn likker, and ready
for any action a Yankee can throw down. And fuck Mensa
and their rigged imtelligence Thang. Dey be square dweebs,
and we shipped dem all back to Dweebland. Yowsah.
2 years ago
Wow, was that english???
2 years ago
stutzie baby. you talk in many tongues. what else you use your tongue for? i got a banana ready for you. do that english stupid accent again for me. whats your job? how much you earn? do you like anal?
2 years ago
WHAT A SHAME
2 years ago
"English stupid accent"? Surely you were clutching your scrotum
while you scribbled this drivel, unworthy even of a stall wall at the
Vince Lombardi Rest Stop.

"Talk in many tongues"? Yes, all of them forked.

Your crude solicitations will earn you a sound thrashing
at the hands of my household staff.
Go, and never darken my rumpus room again!

Lord Stutz (via Blackberry, en route to Burkina Faso)
2 years ago
Completely and utterly unfunny. Obviously a stroke victim. You fucking sickos would laugh at anything.
2 years ago
No,, not anything..really.
How goes it there neil?
2 years ago
neil.you sound nice. what you look like. how much you earn? i like pearl necklaces.
1 year ago
I like giving pearl necklaces. I noticed the other laywer understood her, must be from the same neighborhood.
1 year ago
Clearly retarded and will spend the rest of her life in prison
just euthanize her, please
1 year ago
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen BIX NOOD!!!!!!!!!!

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