Woman terrified of cotton balls

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12 months ago
PTK is better than first.
12 months ago
What's PTK....I tried to find out but the stuff I found doesn't make sense....I figure I'm overthinking it.
12 months ago
Pekiti Tirsia Kali is PTK.

http://pt-go.com/video/philosophy.mpg
12 months ago
Kamusta! How's your typhoon season going? :-)
12 months ago
alright pekinglowping....I'm gonna do it....against my better judgement....luckily it's not my computer....although my future happiness may ride on this computer staying intact...I love a geek and he's getting a little pissed at my midnight meanderings....and all the (bugs, trojans, blah, blah, blah.....that my glumbert liasons (ya i know i didn't spell that right) have incured)) fun I've been having....soooo....please don't fuck my computer while I take the bait....just let me dangle and suffer for a while....then whip my ass....and let me go.....'kay!
12 months ago
fuck....I just don't trust you........I started downloading and was greeted with a bunch of red bomb signals......that can't be good....bitch!
12 months ago
Okay...I must have a really lame ass computer....I looked up Pekiti Tirsia Kali....and I guess I owe glumbert an apology...I'm intrigued by the site that I googled by myself.......however when i tried to link to your link bombs went off...........like when I tried to go to (pekinglowping) and my screen did a jig and the connections went down and i even tried booting dos and there was no reaction for a while (talk about silent treatment.....you don't know the 'silent treatment' until a self-proclaimed computer genius geek, has given you the silent treatment)....anywho....before i break this machine again.....sorry glumbert....it not you....it's me....no really, I just need space.........you have a great pickle!
12 months ago
Huh? I'm using Trend Micro PC-Cillin and no alarms or quarantines went off watching that mpg. It's just a bunch of martial artists (some wearing ugly trucker caps) training and explaining their philosophy.
12 months ago
...and this is where Glumbert is these days ? ? ?

Good grief. How about just running Jerry Springer tapes all day?
12 months ago
I second that motion.

(Red Wings are great)
12 months ago
I will slay u all
12 months ago
Can you show me the way to the next street rave?

(Technoviking Points)

Thanks, here, have some water...

;-p
12 months ago
Now we dance...
12 months ago
NOW WHO THE FUCK WILL EVER THAT HUGE BITCH TO LIVE/STAY IN A ROOM FILLED WITH COTTON.

omfg, get a JOB, wtf?
12 months ago
PS: see a psychiatrist.
12 months ago
*EVER ASK [that is]
12 months ago
Two questions:
1 - How does one develop such a phobia?
2 - How can you be so stupid as to not get a treatment (OK, I don't really want an answer to how stupid people can be...)
12 months ago
Ok we get it, people have fucked up phobias. I don't need to watch videos about each and every one.
12 months ago
I'm afraid of Maury Povich. He looks like he'd grab my ass when I'm whizzing at a urinal.
12 months ago
LOL!
12 months ago
Does she realize all of her clothes are made from....... *duh duh da* COTTON? What a moron
12 months ago
I think if someone pointed that out to her, she'd stop wearing clothes. And we really don't want that...
12 months ago
And on the Eighth Day,,God, After resting on the seventh, Said let there be 100% Polyester and so it was!

Then God Looked upon this and smiled.
11 months ago
RF - LOL - that makes perfect sense. The 8th day would be a Monday and polyester is shitty too.
12 months ago
Very simple solution to this one, if you're afraid of cotton balls...........don't screw rabbits. How difficult is that.
12 months ago
I wonder if she's afraid of tampon man?
12 months ago
Who's afraid of the Tampon man (or is that muffin)
12 months ago
EXCELLENT!
12 months ago
What does she do about feminine hygiene if she can't even handle her kids diaper?
12 months ago
Bleed
12 months ago
Ha ha ha! That is classic mako. I can't stop laughing!
12 months ago
cotton does make a sound, she's right
12 months ago
Maury Povich: Where your WILDEST dreams come alive!!!
12 months ago
Good reference?
12 months ago
it's the sound of the cotton fibers rubbing together!!! i understand her fear. lol. don't hate on people with cotton problems! i saw one of these where this chick was afraid of pickles. i didn't get that one...
12 months ago
It would depend on the size of the pickle, I guess.
12 months ago
speaking of pickles....amazing how much more intense my posting seems with White Zombie blasting in my ears........I'm too old for this shit! but I like it. ha, ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. haa.haaa. ahahahaahhaahhahahahahahah.
12 months ago
Lemme' get this straight. She doesn't like cotton.

And they thought my mind was in the gutter, but Bill brought up tampons. She doesn't use tampons, or Q-Tips. That's a filthy bitch that can't hear.

She must not own any t-shirts. What about socks? Her sweaty stank feet must smell great in the summer time. MMMMMM let me suck on those toes baby.

What a dumbass. Maury's a bigger retard for bringing these freaks on his show. At least on Springer you get to see socities trash duke it out.
12 months ago
Rather Miter brought up the tampon thing. Not sure why I thought Bill as Randal is the one that likes the smell of the used ones. He flosses with it between his 4 teeth.
12 months ago
I am the useddouchebag here, so I can give you some of my contents as mouthwash.
12 months ago
FOUR TEETH!!! You must have me mixed up w/ my rich cousin?

Last time I saw four teeth Was when I Was 8 and couldn't count to 3!!

Now I already told you once! If your gonna be sneaking around at nite counting my teeth whilst I sleeps then please be kind enough to replace the beers yous keeps drink'n
12 months ago
LOL! randalflagg you sure that's not the dog that can open fridge doors getting the brewski's? Got a vid for ya..I shot a nice 6 point last night...with dv tape that is...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kk_wRsOSxtE
12 months ago
Was that your footage?
12 months ago
and is that your tree stand?
12 months ago
Yes and yes, one of my tree stands.
12 months ago
Guten Morgen Glumberters!

Zis voman should be taken out und shot at dawn! I haf von or two phobias, but zis is ridiculous.
I fear Russians, vor crimes tribunals, ladyboys, Herr Michael Moore und rogue armadilloes zat attack mein arse - kvite reasonable, do you not agree?
But ze balls von cotton??!! As ze Englander schweinhunds say - ze mind is all a-boggling.
Und vot is zis talk of tampons? I haf only fished for zem vonce off Puerto Rico, und I vould not try nto shtick von in mein body.
12 months ago
adolf are you Mr Stutz?
12 months ago
Nein Herr Skidmarks! I haf seen zis Stutz's contributions, und he seems ein reasonable man vith whom I vould be only too happy to share ein bag von cocaine und ein Montivedeo strumpet, but I regret I am not him.
In ze vords of ze Englisch fusball song - "Von Adolfvanker, zere's only von Adolfvanker!"
Bevare of imitiations.
12 months ago
It was just a feeling I had, I thought your sense of the humour was similar; anyway I’m not TJ Hooker!!
12 months ago
Herr Skidmarks!

I haf never suggested you are ein hooker! But, as zey say in ze funny books, "Votever floats your ship".
12 months ago
I get it, the women IS full of cotton
12 months ago
Ok, like someone up above said, people have their phobia's, we've seen enough of it now. What the particulars are of each one seems strange to those of us that don't fear it. But man, cotton balls? I don't think there are many SAFER items in the world. Fear of flying, maybe justified. The plane could crash, remotely possible. Fear of elevators. A small chance the cables might break I suppose. Even fear of clowns? I suppose one could go berserk and bust up the party. But I can't see any way cotton balls might instill a lot of fear. Whatever. It's her thing, and she has to cope with it. Doesn't matter if the rest of us understand it or not.
But what got me was Maury's great amusement, his non-stop laughter. I mean, didn't she come on the show for "help"?
12 months ago
The next Maury Povich: I'm afraid of Technoviking!
12 months ago
So are we all. That dude is freaky.
12 months ago
The water boy freaks me out just a little more than Technoviking. LOL!
12 months ago
Herr freetobe1962!

I sink you vill find zat all Glumberters do indeed haf ein fear of Fear of Flying!!
12 months ago
Ha ha ha ha!!!
12 months ago
You are amazing Adolf and never cease to amuse :)
12 months ago
Tottonly!
12 months ago
I to have a fear of fear of flying, it is uncanny

adolf , i'm more like the great detective colombo , he always looked like he was onto something, a bit like our old friend Robert earl hughes
12 months ago
I am afraid of height .. Standing near the edge of a building or a balcony on high rise building gives me weak knees. But I did bungee jumping and skydiving... But Cotton balls, COME ONE!!!!!
12 months ago
i have a fear of fear of fear of flying that i have developed just now
12 months ago
The fear of the fear of fear of flying is a fear too far Skid!!

Fuck the fear of fear of flying. Or just let Douche fuck fear of flying ;-p
12 months ago
to many fears and fucks, douche bag the one man?...man who ain't scared off nuthing and aint bothered about nuthing evver (cockney accent required old boy)
12 months ago
Aye-aye moi little cockeny sparra!
12 months ago
Already did Mako when you two were serious. Didn't you notice she was getting looser?

Now that I have to use both arms up til my shoulders in order to do the shocker I am no longer interested. Gladly passes her back to her rightful owner.

*Kicks Fear out my car door in front of Mako's house while going 35 miles per hour.*
12 months ago
LOL - Cheers Douche. Yeah, I'd noticed a slackening...

*Drags F*off by her hair back to the dog house. Chains her up next to a bowl of water and some bonios.

Goes back inside to prepare the necessary for the upcoming Rugby World Cup Finals*

Go Engboks...Springland!
12 months ago
Fear of flying? Hell no! Fear of STD's you can't shake. And that's just from the CHAT room. Thank god I'm wearing my body condom.
12 months ago
Since you got your body condom on, I suggest a new procedure that Bill can lead.

He can do the reverse parturition. The challenging part will be attaching a placenta full of beer for Bill to ingest during his time in Fear's womb. Either that or Mako can, with beer in hand, fist Fear to make the beer exchange with Bill when the placenta sack runs low.
12 months ago
Don't worry Bill there won't be much trouble inserting you into position, you will probably just fall-in. Tie a rope oaround your waist and a few of the people should be able to pull you out like a spellunking rescue mission.
12 months ago
Okay....rolls up her sleeves...takes a sip of Joe...you boys are dallying in the 'up to your shoulders in her twat bit'....and yes, don't worry, i'm not getting real on your ass....i just think i can outdo ya.....what would be the most degrading thing to a girl.....hmmmmm.....Oh, I think I got it....oh nooooo, not the......oh god nooooooooo.....yes it's the cleaning of the toe jam in front of the t.v..............the really old toe jam that leaves an odour within a mile radius......me so funny!
12 months ago
As a kid I used to bite my finger nails. I remember trying to chew my toenails once (though I say so myself I was a supple youth)

Hadn't counted on residual toe jam.

Needless to say that experience put a stop to the idea of trimming my toenails with my teeth quick sharp.
12 months ago
Ohh. Can I intrest you in a formunda cheese and toe jam sandwich? I gots all the fixins' that I can make ya. And believe me itsa homemade!
12 months ago
Mmmmm... sounds good - add some strawberry jelly and then I think we have a flavour sensation on our hands (or feet) much like the famous peanut butter and jelly combo

Healthy too...
11 months ago
I will throw in some nice belly button lint and you got yourself a deal.
11 months ago
Only belly button lint? Butt crack lint's better surely?
11 months ago
No problem. My butt hair is matted together like a funky Yak. I can bust out the shearers and sprinkle some in.
11 months ago
Could I ask a favour, that you go for a good 10km jog first, wearing some bright red sweat pants please?

Nothin perverted of course, I just think this delicacy needs some colour in the garnish...
12 months ago
sorry adolf nicking your joke
12 months ago
you sad sick bastards. leave me alone.
12 months ago
Who's yer daddy?

No...honestly... that was a serious question?
12 months ago
No really................any idea?
12 months ago
LOL PICK THE COTTON BITCH HAHA!!!!!
12 months ago
Ace man, word of advice, you need to get out in the world and maybe talk to some real humans. Just an observation. P.S. Try not to yell at them.
12 months ago
Bill - He can't, you see Ace is a buddhist monk who took an offline vow of silence.

This is his only outlet

;-p
12 months ago
M....far too funny. Can't stop laughing.
12 months ago
mako. my daddy lives in west virginia. he hasnt got a job just now but he has a car and takes other folks to work sometimes. he still has my two little sisters at home, so theyre probably getting the same attention i got, which is mostly at night.
12 months ago
just in case im misunderstood. he came into my room when the coyotes was hwling and shot them from the window. he didnt touch me or nothing.
12 months ago
and he hit more coyotes than he missed. we didnt eat them though, but we did eat squirrels.
12 months ago
his name is george. he only has the one eye and a bit of his ear got lost when a sporting rifle exploded, but hes still a hansome man.
12 months ago
hansomer then canuck whos just plain canadian ugly.
12 months ago
Question. What-the-holy-fukin-hell-in-a-handbasket is the colour of the sky on your home planet sister?
12 months ago
Whichever planet, you sure paint a picture of it well!!

LOL
12 months ago
billboat. i live on earth. its red white and blue like it always was. stick your smartass questions up your ass. whats it got to do with my daddy what planet i live on? come down see me sometime and ill make your pecker hard.
11 months ago
that is just pathetic! cotton doesnt make a sound. i bet she is scared of tampons and q-tips....ew
11 months ago
is this a f**kin joke, that women is a total nut job
9 months ago
WHY IS SHE SCARED OD COTTON BALLS> AND WAS THAT GUY CHASING HER AROUND TO MAKE HER UNAFRAIdE OF COTTONBALLS?

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