alright pekinglowping....I'm gonna do it....against my better judgement....luckily it's not my computer....although my future happiness may ride on this computer staying intact...I love a geek and he's getting a little pissed at my midnight meanderings....and all the (bugs, trojans, blah, blah, blah.....that my glumbert liasons (ya i know i didn't spell that right) have incured)) fun I've been having....soooo....please don't fuck my computer while I take the bait....just let me dangle and suffer for a while....then whip my ass....and let me go.....'kay!
Okay...I must have a really lame ass computer....I looked up Pekiti Tirsia Kali....and I guess I owe glumbert an apology...I'm intrigued by the site that I googled by myself.......however when i tried to link to your link bombs went off...........like when I tried to go to (pekinglowping) and my screen did a jig and the connections went down and i even tried booting dos and there was no reaction for a while (talk about silent treatment.....you don't know the 'silent treatment' until a self-proclaimed computer genius geek, has given you the silent treatment)....anywho....before i break this machine again.....sorry glumbert....it not you....it's me....no really, I just need space.........you have a great pickle!
Huh? I'm using Trend Micro PC-Cillin and no alarms or quarantines went off watching that mpg. It's just a bunch of martial artists (some wearing ugly trucker caps) training and explaining their philosophy.
Two questions: 1 - How does one develop such a phobia? 2 - How can you be so stupid as to not get a treatment (OK, I don't really want an answer to how stupid people can be...)
it's the sound of the cotton fibers rubbing together!!! i understand her fear. lol. don't hate on people with cotton problems! i saw one of these where this chick was afraid of pickles. i didn't get that one...
speaking of pickles....amazing how much more intense my posting seems with White Zombie blasting in my ears........I'm too old for this shit! but I like it. ha, ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. haa.haaa. ahahahaahhaahhahahahahahah.
Rather Miter brought up the tampon thing. Not sure why I thought Bill as Randal is the one that likes the smell of the used ones. He flosses with it between his 4 teeth.
FOUR TEETH!!! You must have me mixed up w/ my rich cousin?
Last time I saw four teeth Was when I Was 8 and couldn't count to 3!!
Now I already told you once! If your gonna be sneaking around at nite counting my teeth whilst I sleeps then please be kind enough to replace the beers yous keeps drink'n
LOL! randalflagg you sure that's not the dog that can open fridge doors getting the brewski's? Got a vid for ya..I shot a nice 6 point last night...with dv tape that is...
Zis voman should be taken out und shot at dawn! I haf von or two phobias, but zis is ridiculous.
I fear Russians, vor crimes tribunals, ladyboys, Herr Michael Moore und rogue armadilloes zat attack mein arse - kvite reasonable, do you not agree?
But ze balls von cotton??!! As ze Englander schweinhunds say - ze mind is all a-boggling.
Und vot is zis talk of tampons? I haf only fished for zem vonce off Puerto Rico, und I vould not try nto shtick von in mein body.
Nein Herr Skidmarks! I haf seen zis Stutz's contributions, und he seems ein reasonable man vith whom I vould be only too happy to share ein bag von cocaine und ein Montivedeo strumpet, but I regret I am not him.
In ze vords of ze Englisch fusball song - "Von Adolfvanker, zere's only von Adolfvanker!"
Bevare of imitiations.
Ok, like someone up above said, people have their phobia's, we've seen enough of it now. What the particulars are of each one seems strange to those of us that don't fear it. But man, cotton balls? I don't think there are many SAFER items in the world. Fear of flying, maybe justified. The plane could crash, remotely possible. Fear of elevators. A small chance the cables might break I suppose. Even fear of clowns? I suppose one could go berserk and bust up the party. But I can't see any way cotton balls might instill a lot of fear. Whatever. It's her thing, and she has to cope with it. Doesn't matter if the rest of us understand it or not.
But what got me was Maury's great amusement, his non-stop laughter. I mean, didn't she come on the show for "help"?
I am afraid of height .. Standing near the edge of a building or a balcony on high rise building gives me weak knees. But I did bungee jumping and skydiving... But Cotton balls, COME ONE!!!!!
to many fears and fucks, douche bag the one man?...man who ain't scared off nuthing and aint bothered about nuthing evver (cockney accent required old boy)
Already did Mako when you two were serious. Didn't you notice she was getting looser?
Now that I have to use both arms up til my shoulders in order to do the shocker I am no longer interested. Gladly passes her back to her rightful owner.
*Kicks Fear out my car door in front of Mako's house while going 35 miles per hour.*
Since you got your body condom on, I suggest a new procedure that Bill can lead.
He can do the reverse parturition. The challenging part will be attaching a placenta full of beer for Bill to ingest during his time in Fear's womb. Either that or Mako can, with beer in hand, fist Fear to make the beer exchange with Bill when the placenta sack runs low.
Don't worry Bill there won't be much trouble inserting you into position, you will probably just fall-in. Tie a rope oaround your waist and a few of the people should be able to pull you out like a spellunking rescue mission.
Okay....rolls up her sleeves...takes a sip of Joe...you boys are dallying in the 'up to your shoulders in her twat bit'....and yes, don't worry, i'm not getting real on your ass....i just think i can outdo ya.....what would be the most degrading thing to a girl.....hmmmmm.....Oh, I think I got it....oh nooooo, not the......oh god nooooooooo.....yes it's the cleaning of the toe jam in front of the t.v..............the really old toe jam that leaves an odour within a mile radius......me so funny!
Mmmmm... sounds good - add some strawberry jelly and then I think we have a flavour sensation on our hands (or feet) much like the famous peanut butter and jelly combo
mako. my daddy lives in west virginia. he hasnt got a job just now but he has a car and takes other folks to work sometimes. he still has my two little sisters at home, so theyre probably getting the same attention i got, which is mostly at night.
billboat. i live on earth. its red white and blue like it always was. stick your smartass questions up your ass. whats it got to do with my daddy what planet i live on? come down see me sometime and ill make your pecker hard.
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