And he got caught on camera... Jeez, every time I enter a room, the first thing I do is check for security cameras. I mean, not that I would NEED to, but, force of habit.
I tried this once and my dick got caught in the works!
Surprising really, cos my dick is so small that the midwife told my mum she'd had a girl and she put me in dresses for years until she realized her mistake. Anyways, I never minded having a tiny dick until I met my first wife and she told me I'd have to have an extension before she'd marry me.
I wasn't sure what she meant, so I got hair extensions, and she just laughed.
aliasharasser - at least spell harasser properly if you want to be taken seriously.
In the hilltown, we take people like you out into the street and shit in their mouths.
At least he's got pix of his damages close up for the lawsuit he'll later institute cuz the glass was too thin, the cameras impinging on his privacy rights, the smell of sizzling steak as his nuts and buns hit the exposure lamp...
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