Always keep condoms in your car

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First:skidmarks
9 months ago
first
9 months ago
FIRST to say FIRST after you already said first. Just missed it. Forget my FIRST.....
9 months ago
FIRST!
9 months ago
getjeffkelly

that was close i'll tell yer, seconds in it
9 months ago
Ha Ha
9 months ago
LMAO That was a good one.
9 months ago
Indicates what kind of father the Senator is - whorring his daughter to entrap his future son in law. Fucking prick ...... probably represents the state of Massachusetts
9 months ago
On his way home from the reception he may crash his car into a river and then leave his wife to drown in it. Then say he was somewhere else. Yep, he's definitely from here.
9 months ago
Yes. Don't you realize that all of our elected representatives
must be either drunks or homosexuals?
Makes me downright proud.
9 months ago
Morally reprehensible bullshit.
9 months ago
I'd have gone upstairs and done the business, then, after she fell asleep, made sure she didn't talk by doing what I do so well.
9 months ago
angry, sweetie, do you need a hug?
9 months ago
Will that make you happy?
9 months ago
All in all angry, I think your comments do make a certain sort of sense sometimes, even if a little repitive. We all have our ways of expressing ourselves. You do whatever makes you feel good.
9 months ago
lol?
9 months ago
that was great, i would have said the hell with the condom though.
7 months ago
HAHAHA, that was too funny! And I had a hunch it was some kind of test.
5 months ago
Great. Fabulous. But don't let your buddy borrow your car. Well, don't let MY buddy borrow your car. You'll find out a few weeks later (when you need them) that he's safety pinned every condom you had in there together...

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