What Conan O'Brian has been doing during the writer's strike

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9 months ago
first!
9 months ago
If I'm the first to post on the first who's disputed to be the first by the real time first, what can I hope to be?
9 months ago
arseface no 1st on this 1 i was 1st viewer (I REALLY HAVE NO LIFE) LOL
9 months ago
CONANS GREAT looks like what ive bin doing with my sparetime since i sold my business ROCK ON CONAN
9 months ago
Is that the rule? Bugger it! I suppose I can live with the disappointment. Well done.
9 months ago
I believe the "rule" is, the first one to write the word "first" in the context of claiming first. Irregardless of what appears in the first view bar. Which means arse got it in there first.
9 months ago
I'm with you on that one miter. Congrats Arse! (No offence planettint, I've been burned by this rule before, so if you truly want to be pathetic, you could follow my lead of uselessness and pay attention to the details of obscurity, like I do! Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy.) Geez, I have no idea why I find myself so funny.......but I do. giggle. (does anyone out there know how to spell 'Obscurity'.....anyone......hello.....UDB.....I be calling ya out biotch)
9 months ago
arseface I dont know the rules to be honest with ya u got 2 nice firsts on the other vids i dunno id settle for TIE on this 1 dont imagine either 1 of us will lose sleep over it(I MIGHT LOSE A FEW WINKS LOL)
9 months ago
We will have to ask usaranger for the definitive ruling, although I'm sure he's got more pressing business to attend to at the moment.
I am quite happy to sacrifice one first, but I wish the videos were a bit better.
9 months ago
I (we?) need a comprehensive and explicit list of the rules for what I have been calling "Right of First Post" Ranger: can you help?

And no that's not the directions to the outhouse. (That's to the left of the post.)
9 months ago
Ranger may have shipped out. It gives me a headache to think of him and the others in Iraq. I hope it works out, and our people get back safe, and sane.

I have to take a long break now...
9 months ago
I actually had a post on this that said FIRST i was the 1st viewer of this vid for some reason my FIRST MSG disapeared but again WHO REALLY CARES arseface u get the 1st CONGRATS MERRY XMAS HAPPY HANAKAH HAPPY HOLIDAYS MAY U HAVE MANY ILLEGAL FIRSTS IN THE FUTURE LOL
9 months ago
What does a writer do when on strike? I suppose we all can relate to the need to write for we do here at our best. What if you "had" to write, for a living, and never made enough for long enough to support a real family? Then you see your best stuff, just as you submitted it and it was performed, displayed on Glumbert or...and then Glumbert or any of these low budget online video mules making money from it? You get nothing, while your most inspired moment goes on into the echo of this new medium without a single penny coming back. These writers are today's "Stooges"; Moe Howard Lives!
9 months ago
planettint

I think what sometimes happens is that if two posts are simultaneously going through the server, it picks first in alphabetical order. So being Arseface does have its advantages. I seem to remember that Adolfvanker mysteriously grabbed a couple of firsts from someone (Skidmarks?) and it was put down to the mystical power of the "Great Skvirrel"!
9 months ago
Well based on riza and miters comments it looks like arseface gets the win so CONGRATS ARSEFACE and what have i learned from this??? Not much but my new alias will be AAAPLANETTINT LOL
9 months ago
Your right, AAAgym
8 months ago
Glumbert sucks because all the users care about is who gets "first"

get a life you fuckin dork fucks.
8 months ago
Nice sleev, real nice. That's not all we care about. We talk too. But the "first" part is fun. Join in, make some friends. Don't put everybody off with saying bad shit right off the bat! Get to know us first. Then start insulting! LOL.
Have a good day!
Actually, Sleeveless nailed it. The first thing is not fun, it is just fucking annoying.
6 months ago
...well geez, I thought this video was awesome, but all the comments so far are pretty stupid.

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